CCoC's Tea Party

Pen and Rick James fall in love and release an album it flops and they end up on behind the music after getting out of the Betty Ford clinic which was bombed by CCoC who thought it was some Anti Crack cult.

Ryoko came in after hearing it was a tea party, cause she thought it was a "tea" party. So she sat next to hornychu and drank some tea, thinking it was "tea". Sailor venus being from Brittain also joined the tea festivities, sipping away at the tea properly. Matrix is crazy about v-chan, so he followed her there drooling all the way. Thena also came for entertainment purposes. The king and Queen of Cheese thought maybe there would be cheese crumpets, so he joined in on the party as well. Sato brought the rabid monkey along which may prove to be a big mistake. And Wu-fei came dressed in his drag attire, blue chinese dress-red high heels-and fish net stockings, to play piano for them all. Kiyo magically appeared inside a tea cup and claimed to be a genie.

Genie Kiyo claimed she would grant one person one wish whoever thought of thier wish first.

Unfortainatly it was the Rabid Monkey who wished to be human and he was turned into an exact duplicate of Manji who was imediatly Kidnapped by Sato and drug off to her newly built Shato De Spork a giant spork that sits in the real world just outside of CCoC's influence.


Genie Kiyo was then freed and became Voodoo Sex doll and poured her new Voodoo Sex herbal Tea for everyone to drink...

Thena hadn't done a thing yet in this Round Robin, so she started investigating the surroundings of the teaparty. She notices everything that happens, including the Genie incident and Wufei in drag.

"Gosh darn it, this is almost as bad as the time when almost all of my creations were stchupping ..." she grumbled. Someone offers her some of the Herbal Tea which was tweaked, but Thena doesn't drink it. Instead, she finds a passerby and forces him to drink it.

Everyone was greatful to thena when the passerbye stripped of his clothes and started humping a tree. Everyone poured the tea out descreetly while Kiyo was looking delighted at the man and Tree.

Kiyo asked if anyone wanted seconds to witch all but Hornychu said no way. Hornychu had a hornymelt down when he actually drank the tea this time and ran around looking for something to have sex with.

His eyes fell on a poor crack chicken that began to run for it's life then hornychu saw Togepi and jumped on it and screwed it to death.

Pen Sitting on a wall, a safe distance from all that has happened
sipping some tea that she brought with her *just to be safe*
"Very intersting..think I will stay up here out of view for a lil while longer"

Sato and her Manji duplicate the rabid monkey come back to the tea party at last with a string of chibi monkies following behind them. Everyone goes O.o'?! "What year, what month, what week did this happen?!" Sato blushes and sits down. One of the little chibi Monkies goes to sit with TriPen and chitters away. Mr. Bork then stomps in and tries to point out the obvious about the lil monkies. Everyone else keeps quiet. Suddenly the rabid monkies wish runs out and bammo no more Manji. Sato screams and faints to find out the truth. They poor tea on her to make her come too. So now everyone happily drinks tea in a dilusional state.

Or so Sato thought her delusion about everyone drinking Tea was really all in her head she was actually dacning nude on teh table after shoving Kiyo off claiming she would poor everyone some more tea.

Everyone was really concerned till Mr. Bork Arrived with a Ten Gallon truck of coffee that he forced down her throat sobering her up.

And, after being concerned about the fact that this story hasn't been added onto for a LONG while, Thena just rolled her eyes at this whole ordeal. "Well, I'm pretty sure that no more weird things would happen...hey, waitasecond, did Achenar come with me?" she said to herself. Thena then caught Achenar looking for the stash of tweaked tea, which Thena wasn't sure if it still existed. "If she finds it, I'm in a lot of crap..." Thena muttered.

Suddenly Achenar found the Tea and Drank a GAllon of it. She then transformed threw the magic of her stone cookie into TeaZilla the Giant Tea Drinking Version of Godzilla. She then Stomped around the fic smashing Thena who was resurected as the BlueGreen Horse of Tea and it began to Rain Tea making TeaZilla Very happy so happy it began to dance.

Kiyo Lilly and Sato decided to fight he Demon so they pulled out Radioactive Thogns and Became Nuclear Strippers.

They stripped nude and pulled on the glowing green thogns then as they began to glow they yelled. Magic Striptastic merger Power make us merge wtih that Sexy Mr. Bork.

Mr. Bork appeared glowing blue and the green glowing Girls grabed on to him and then in a bright flash they activated the author power and Merged into Sporkzilla. Who began to fight with the TeaZilla.

While all this was going on Matrix and Pen had been kidnapped by CCoC who wanted to play Dress Up. She currently had a very embarassed matrix dressed in a Sailor Starlights outfit and Pen dressed like Dr. Franken Fruiter.

Thena, quite ticked at becoming a horse YET again, gallops off while SporkZilla and TeaZilla fight. Well, she THINKS they're fighting, but in actual fact, they seem to be doing some dirty dancing. ^_^;;

After a while of galloping, she notices Matrix and Pen in their costumes. In horse, she says "Cute. REALLY. Now excuse me while I go off and turn myself back". She then galloped off before Matrix or Pen can say a thing in response.

Matrix and Pen managed to Escape by Pointing out to Pen that Sporkzilla and Teazilla need outfits. CCoC freaks and flys off and dressed the huge lizards in Starlight outfits.

matrix and pen change back to thier original Clothes and take off running in the direction thena Went.

Sporkzilla had wanted a Sailor Fuka so he went nuclear and Lilly Kiyo and Sato where sent flying as Mr. Bork woke up wiht a killer headache and laying next to a sleeping Achenar(the bomb blast returned her to normal.) and he fell head over heels inlove with her and declared her to be his one true love tha the would do anything for her.

so then Achenar and her new husband go spend a weekend in nebraska. Meanwhile CCoC was converted to the church of chair and attempted to make everyone stop drinking tea to worship chairs. They misunderstood her and drank the tea then in their infinite stonedness worshiped chairs. Some mad hatters from Angel Sanctuary walk past with their perty butterfly wings in all black clothing and distract everyone "oooo perty dancing people with butterfly wings!!" Then some jigglypuffs come in and try to sing opps I did it again. They are then whacked out of the fic by Rhonda. They come back latter that night with Matt from digimon and sing lets kick it up.

Suddenly the Chairs are all burnt to a Crisp by Matrix who has decided that chairs are really freakign him out esp since a tiolet can be considered a chair of some type.

The Magic Fairy of Shananana arrived and used her Fairy Magic to Make Sato the Fairy of Chalalalala the two Fairies began to dance pulp fiction style causing pixie dust to fall on a toilet making it Sailor Potty.

Suddenly Taco Tony and Taco Sam arrive and begin to Argue over who should be King of Instant Yaoi. Thena or Taco Tiffany.

Everyoune sweatdrops as Thena and Taco Tina arrive and Kick butt of Taco Tony and Taco Sam for calling them men.

"KIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Thena screamed, kicking one of the Taco people in the balls, angry over having an Austin Powers claim pulled on her. "Now I know how Myuna feels...". All of the other men cringe and if they were near Thena, start edging away from her.

Sailor Potty starts using one of its attacks, "Sewerage Spray" on random people who get in its way. Basically, what the attack does is spray all this crap and such on whoever's there. And as for the faeries... I don't think I should go into detail.

Sera Skotch comes out of BHK with the rabid monkey on his shoulder and takes Sailor Potty to go drunk. He then returns to BHK, cause he's not a very interesting character at the moment. Sailor Potty chases after people trying to eat them and almost eats Lilly. Lilly is saved by a crack chicken by accident. The crack chicken gets eaten by the drunk sailor potty and then sailor potty lets out a big belch. So then Eggroll fantastic shows up and tries to correct Sailor Potty,but gets eaten. Inside Sailor Potty Eggroll is molested by SD Cloud, but he can't escape cause there's too many creatures, people, and things inside Sailor Potty blocking his way. CCoC comes along and tries to give Sailor Potty some of the special tea only to also be eaten. Thena stands there shaking her head "This is @#%$ed up..."

Eggroll Fantastic decided to do the forbidden and merged the Powers of Chinese Food with the Powers of Italian food and in a flash fo light he became Eggroll Pizarific and using the magic Chicken Friend Rice on a big pizza pie attack he blew up Sailor Potty sending the freaky stuff all over the place.

SD Tifa landed on Sato and the two fell in love and left to go to the Joy and Jenny Lesbian convention. There Sato ran off with a guy in Drag who turned out to be brock and they got married.

Eggroll Pizzarific Suddenly Returned to Eggroll fantastic as he Threw up the Magic Pizza of Italian Food Powers which was eaten by THena who became Pizza Boobs Champion of Italion Food and Mistress of the Magic Pizza Cutter.

Eggroll Fantastic and Pizza Boobs began to battle pervertedness together till Pizza boobs fell for Brock and got in a huge fight with Sato.

Pendragon arives as Pizza Boobs returns to normal and gives Sato Brock to run off into the Sunset with.

Thena was not happy when she woke up and pulled out a henshin wand and yelled "Revenge Magic Make up." She became Sailor Revenge and began to fly around pouring Tea on Everyoune this resulted in Brock and Sato merging into Sailor Horny Hermephridite.

A golden phoenix lands in the fic and turns into a beutiful red haired woman dressed in a golden Kimono.

She used her awesome psychic powers to make Sailor Horny Hermephridite back into Sato and Brock. She then used her power to qwell the anger in Thena turning her back to her true self.

"Flare-sama!" Sato bows down to flare and then goes to the spork tower to make evil plans. Meanwhile Mr. Bork tries to start a bar b que using some of Sato's favorite crack chicken pets. Everyone seems to think its ordinary chicken, but are soon stoned after eating it, so they walk around and imagine that scary pink bunnies are talking to them.

The Scary Pink Bunnies were infact Pink Puffy Bunnies that had come to mate with the Blue Puffy Bunny Tiki had brung with her resulting in Fuchia Puffy Bunnies.

Suddenly the Giant Taco of Sis Boom Va arrived and turned Mr. Bork into a Crack chicken. Mr. Bork then barbecued himself and sold himself to Thena who hate him and Became the Horse of Sato on crack resulting in Sato appearing on Crack.

Sato on Crack striped nude and danced the Lambada with Fishnet Pixie who still thought Sato was a man.

Pendragon arrived and said "Sorry My dear woman but My prince can be so stubborn at that atleast he is a true princess."

Sato sweatdrops "eh heh heh heh, uh, you can dance with him now, though he is fun to hang with, I don't take being mistaken for a dude very well."

Sato switches places with pendragon to go find Manji

Sato found Manji but he was dead so she stole Dr. Fru Paul's Cloneing machine and made millions of Manji clones and sent them to live on the new Moon of Spork World The Manji Moon she then built Spork Tower2 on the moon and linked them with a pair of WARP tile from that pokemon ep with Sabrina.

Thena shook her head. "This is SO f...". Then she was bopped on the head by a passerby. "That's been used before" the passerby said before starting to get into the rest of the tea. Thena just stared. "Okay... now random passerbys are getting into the fic...". Then, the passerby started to get it on with another random passerby. "Passerby porn? Ooookaaaay....".

Thena filmed the passerby porn and sold it on the net and made millions of course she then lost it all to the IRS whihc was now run by CCoC who charged a Porn tax so she could buy lots of crack. thena had to pay 19 dollars for ever 19 dollars she made on the porn bussiness.