Disclamer: I own nothing, if you own gundam wing, or at least duo, can i have it!!??? PLEASE??? I also do not own, Homer Simpson, or those awesome companies that make arosol cheese.. I do however own a cap gun, and 'A' can of cheese. ///_-'
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******The Gundam Cast Interveiw pt.3******
By: §hinigami Ångel ///_^
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Me: Soooooo who's gonna be interveiwed now?
Trowa: I'll go...
Quatre: I'm comming with you my Trowie!
-Quatre clings to Trowa's pants. ((OCC: His nice, tight, form fittin....*drool* *drool* *wipes off her chin))-
Trowa: -sigh- alright my little one...
-Heero and Duo are trying there hardest to hold in they're giggle fit but not well enough-
Duo & Heero: buahahahahahahahha!!!!!
Trowa: I'll destroy you...
Heero: Hey!!! That's my line!!! You theif!!
-Heero and Trowa glare each other down, and whip out their guns. ((OOC: Not THOSE guns!! Perverts!!!))-
Duo: Ooooooo! It's like an old western flick! Go Hee-man!
Quatre: Go Trowie!!
-Duo looks at Quatre, and Quatre looks at Duo-
Duo: No.... Heero!!!
Quatre: No.... Trowie!
Duo: Heero!!
Quatre: Trowie!!
-Herro and Trowa put away their guns-
Heero: Oooooooo! Cat fight!!!! Yeah!!!
-Duo tackles Quatre, and pins him too the ground-
Trowa: Hey! Only I'm aloud to do that to Quatre!!!
-Everybody stops, and looks at Trowa who is trying to hid his face, while little Quatre is blushing bright red.-
-Duo gets off Quatre, knowing if he doesn't, he shall feel the wrath of Trowa and his tight, form-fitting pants. ((OOC: *exsesive drool from the author.* ))-
Me: Can we get on with it, please??
Trowa and Quatre: Alright..
-The 3 of us head into the Interveiw Room-
*I.R*
Me: Sit down, take a load off.
-Trowa and Quatre, sit on the couch, cuddling-
Me: Awwwww what a kodak moment! It's straight outta the precious moments collection!
Ouatre: What do we get? How come no pizza for us??
Me: What?? Being able to do this interveiw together isn't good enough??
Trowa: You got a point there..
Me: Alright then... Who are your biggest rivals on the show?
Trowa: Dorothy.
Quatre: Cathrine.
Me: Yesh, that was simple enough. Alright who do you hate the most on the show??
*C.R*
-Heero, Duo, Treize, and Zechs play jepordy-
Duo: Bzzzzzzz! I know I know!!! ME!!!!!
*I.R*
Quatre: Ummmm I don't really hate anyone..
Trowa: Heero.... [Deathglare to the camera x5]
*C.R*
Heero: Wrongo Du-man!!! Heeeeeey!!! Trowa hates me???? I will destroy him....
Duo: Yeah yeah Hee-man. You always say that, but you never do.
-Heero whips out his gun ((OOC: Stop thinking so sick you pervs!!))-
Treize: Whoa dude, I think he's really gonna do it! Huh huh-huh huh
Zechs: Yeah yeah! heh heh-heh heh heh
-The GW girls just sweatdrop at Zechs' and Treize's Beavis and Butt-head antics-
-Heero gets up and leaves the cast room-
Duo: Ohhh shit! There goes the planet!
*I.R*
-Heero storms in and points his gun at Trowa-
Heero: I will destroy you... Now one hates me and lives clown boy...
-Trowa whips out his gun and points it at me-
Me: Aieeeee!!
Trowa: Shoot me, I shoot the girl...
Me: I have a name you know!!!
Trowa: Shush!
Me: .....
Heero: Heh, she's just like you Trowa... And it's not like I give a damn about her life anyway...
Me: Whaaaaaa????!!?
-Heero pulls the trigger and......... the cap gun goes off with a little bang and a cloud of
smoke-
Heero: What the @%##@!!!
Trowa: Ahahahahahahaha! I should call you cap-gun boy now!
-I breath a sigh of relief and shoo Heero out of the interveiw room-
Me: Phew... good thing i'm the author ne??
*C.R*
Zechs: heh heh-heh yeah yeah!! FIRE!!!!!
Treize: huh huh Shut-up Beavi...I mean Zechs!
-Heero walks in and sees Duo-chan laughing at him-
Duo: Muahahahahaha Pop!
-Duo makes various cap gun sound efects-
Heero: I will destr....
-Duo makes puppy dog eyes at Hee-chan-
Duo: Nooooo ya won't Heeeeeewooo!
-Heero throws his cap gun to Duo, and it hits him in the forehead-
Duo: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Hee-chan!!!!! That hurt!!!!
Heero: Oh my! Duo, I'm sorry...
Duo: Nani??? Heero.... did you just apologize to me?????
Everyone in the cast room: O_O''
-Duo starts laughing, and picks up the cap gun-
Duo: Muahahahahahha!!!!!! The God Of Death Lives!!!!!!!!
-Duo fires tha cap gun repeatedly, until the room is full of smoke-
Noin and the girls: Duo!!!!
Duo acting innocent: What????
-And shadowy figure dives for Duo grabing the cap gun out of his hands-
Duo: HEY!!!!! That was mine!!!!
Shadowy Figure: Welll toooooooooooo bad! Heh heh heh-heh
Wuffie: Zechs???
Zechs: Well who did you expect?? Santa??? Now you will all become my slaves, and fetch me cheese pizza!! Muahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*
*I.R*
Me: Ok now Quatre, Trowie...
Trowa: Trowa...
Me: Welllll ok then....Trowa, who do.. *ring ring* Just a moment please...
-I awnser the cell phone-
Me, Homer-Simpson-style: Mmmmm Yello???
Sally: Yes this is Sally.... We have a hostage situation here...
Me: Nani???!!!? How did you get this number????
Sally: I got it off of Treize. You said call me, winked and handed him the number...
Me: *laughs half-heartedly* heh heh, oh yeah.... Well we'll be right there!
-I hang up the phone and fill Quatre and Trowie in on the way-
Quatre: What?!!!??? My goodness, thats so awful....
Trowa: I wonder who it is....
-We enter the cast room and see Zechs holding Duo and Wuffie hostage-
Wuffie: This is unjust!!!!!!! How dare I be a helpless hostage!!!! And with Maxwell of all people!!!
Duo: Awwwwww common Wu-man, ya know ya wuv me!
-Zechs pulls on Wuffie's pigtail, and Du-man's braid-
Zechs: Noooo talking! No hostages, that's a bad hostage!!
-Zechs looks in our direction-
Zechs: Did you bring the cheese!?????!!!?
Me: Ummmmmm you want cheese???
Zechs: YES!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!!!!
-I reach in my pocket and pull out some arosol cheese ((OOC: You know, that cheese that's like whiped cream??...whatever.))-
Me: Here...
-I toss the can to Zechs, and he drops Wuffie, and Du-man's hair.-
Zechs, all triumphant: SUCCESS!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahahaha *cough*
-Everyone sweatdrops massivley-
Quatre: I think the Zewo system made Zechsy go cwazy..
-Everyone turns to Quatre-
Quatre: What??
Trowa smacking his forehead: .........
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§hini-Ångel: *Blows fanfare* Duh duh duh da da duuuuuuuhhhhh!!! Yay! I managed to finish off this chapter!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
§hini-Ångel: What is it this time Wu-man??????!!!
Wufei: How Dare you make the captions say *shudders* wuffie.....
§hini-Ångel: Well.... im not now am I????
Wufei: hmph......weak onna..
Zechs: Ohhhhh and on a side not here...... GIVE ME CHEESE OR DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
§hini-Ångel: ZECHS!!!!! Don't threaten the readers!!!!!!!!
*Shoves everyone out and lowers to a harsh whisper*
§hini-Ångel: Please help me.... O_O'' Send Zechs your cheese! He'll kill us all!!
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******The Gundam Cast Interveiw pt.3******
By: §hinigami Ångel ///_^
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Me: Soooooo who's gonna be interveiwed now?
Trowa: I'll go...
Quatre: I'm comming with you my Trowie!
-Quatre clings to Trowa's pants. ((OCC: His nice, tight, form fittin....*drool* *drool* *wipes off her chin))-
Trowa: -sigh- alright my little one...
-Heero and Duo are trying there hardest to hold in they're giggle fit but not well enough-
Duo & Heero: buahahahahahahahha!!!!!
Trowa: I'll destroy you...
Heero: Hey!!! That's my line!!! You theif!!
-Heero and Trowa glare each other down, and whip out their guns. ((OOC: Not THOSE guns!! Perverts!!!))-
Duo: Ooooooo! It's like an old western flick! Go Hee-man!
Quatre: Go Trowie!!
-Duo looks at Quatre, and Quatre looks at Duo-
Duo: No.... Heero!!!
Quatre: No.... Trowie!
Duo: Heero!!
Quatre: Trowie!!
-Herro and Trowa put away their guns-
Heero: Oooooooo! Cat fight!!!! Yeah!!!
-Duo tackles Quatre, and pins him too the ground-
Trowa: Hey! Only I'm aloud to do that to Quatre!!!
-Everybody stops, and looks at Trowa who is trying to hid his face, while little Quatre is blushing bright red.-
-Duo gets off Quatre, knowing if he doesn't, he shall feel the wrath of Trowa and his tight, form-fitting pants. ((OOC: *exsesive drool from the author.* ))-
Me: Can we get on with it, please??
Trowa and Quatre: Alright..
-The 3 of us head into the Interveiw Room-
*I.R*
Me: Sit down, take a load off.
-Trowa and Quatre, sit on the couch, cuddling-
Me: Awwwww what a kodak moment! It's straight outta the precious moments collection!
Ouatre: What do we get? How come no pizza for us??
Me: What?? Being able to do this interveiw together isn't good enough??
Trowa: You got a point there..
Me: Alright then... Who are your biggest rivals on the show?
Trowa: Dorothy.
Quatre: Cathrine.
Me: Yesh, that was simple enough. Alright who do you hate the most on the show??
*C.R*
-Heero, Duo, Treize, and Zechs play jepordy-
Duo: Bzzzzzzz! I know I know!!! ME!!!!!
*I.R*
Quatre: Ummmm I don't really hate anyone..
Trowa: Heero.... [Deathglare to the camera x5]
*C.R*
Heero: Wrongo Du-man!!! Heeeeeey!!! Trowa hates me???? I will destroy him....
Duo: Yeah yeah Hee-man. You always say that, but you never do.
-Heero whips out his gun ((OOC: Stop thinking so sick you pervs!!))-
Treize: Whoa dude, I think he's really gonna do it! Huh huh-huh huh
Zechs: Yeah yeah! heh heh-heh heh heh
-The GW girls just sweatdrop at Zechs' and Treize's Beavis and Butt-head antics-
-Heero gets up and leaves the cast room-
Duo: Ohhh shit! There goes the planet!
*I.R*
-Heero storms in and points his gun at Trowa-
Heero: I will destroy you... Now one hates me and lives clown boy...
-Trowa whips out his gun and points it at me-
Me: Aieeeee!!
Trowa: Shoot me, I shoot the girl...
Me: I have a name you know!!!
Trowa: Shush!
Me: .....
Heero: Heh, she's just like you Trowa... And it's not like I give a damn about her life anyway...
Me: Whaaaaaa????!!?
-Heero pulls the trigger and......... the cap gun goes off with a little bang and a cloud of
smoke-
Heero: What the @%##@!!!
Trowa: Ahahahahahahaha! I should call you cap-gun boy now!
-I breath a sigh of relief and shoo Heero out of the interveiw room-
Me: Phew... good thing i'm the author ne??
*C.R*
Zechs: heh heh-heh yeah yeah!! FIRE!!!!!
Treize: huh huh Shut-up Beavi...I mean Zechs!
-Heero walks in and sees Duo-chan laughing at him-
Duo: Muahahahahaha Pop!
-Duo makes various cap gun sound efects-
Heero: I will destr....
-Duo makes puppy dog eyes at Hee-chan-
Duo: Nooooo ya won't Heeeeeewooo!
-Heero throws his cap gun to Duo, and it hits him in the forehead-
Duo: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Hee-chan!!!!! That hurt!!!!
Heero: Oh my! Duo, I'm sorry...
Duo: Nani??? Heero.... did you just apologize to me?????
Everyone in the cast room: O_O''
-Duo starts laughing, and picks up the cap gun-
Duo: Muahahahahahha!!!!!! The God Of Death Lives!!!!!!!!
-Duo fires tha cap gun repeatedly, until the room is full of smoke-
Noin and the girls: Duo!!!!
Duo acting innocent: What????
-And shadowy figure dives for Duo grabing the cap gun out of his hands-
Duo: HEY!!!!! That was mine!!!!
Shadowy Figure: Welll toooooooooooo bad! Heh heh heh-heh
Wuffie: Zechs???
Zechs: Well who did you expect?? Santa??? Now you will all become my slaves, and fetch me cheese pizza!! Muahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*
*I.R*
Me: Ok now Quatre, Trowie...
Trowa: Trowa...
Me: Welllll ok then....Trowa, who do.. *ring ring* Just a moment please...
-I awnser the cell phone-
Me, Homer-Simpson-style: Mmmmm Yello???
Sally: Yes this is Sally.... We have a hostage situation here...
Me: Nani???!!!? How did you get this number????
Sally: I got it off of Treize. You said call me, winked and handed him the number...
Me: *laughs half-heartedly* heh heh, oh yeah.... Well we'll be right there!
-I hang up the phone and fill Quatre and Trowie in on the way-
Quatre: What?!!!??? My goodness, thats so awful....
Trowa: I wonder who it is....
-We enter the cast room and see Zechs holding Duo and Wuffie hostage-
Wuffie: This is unjust!!!!!!! How dare I be a helpless hostage!!!! And with Maxwell of all people!!!
Duo: Awwwwww common Wu-man, ya know ya wuv me!
-Zechs pulls on Wuffie's pigtail, and Du-man's braid-
Zechs: Noooo talking! No hostages, that's a bad hostage!!
-Zechs looks in our direction-
Zechs: Did you bring the cheese!?????!!!?
Me: Ummmmmm you want cheese???
Zechs: YES!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!!!!
-I reach in my pocket and pull out some arosol cheese ((OOC: You know, that cheese that's like whiped cream??...whatever.))-
Me: Here...
-I toss the can to Zechs, and he drops Wuffie, and Du-man's hair.-
Zechs, all triumphant: SUCCESS!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahahaha *cough*
-Everyone sweatdrops massivley-
Quatre: I think the Zewo system made Zechsy go cwazy..
-Everyone turns to Quatre-
Quatre: What??
Trowa smacking his forehead: .........
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§hini-Ångel: *Blows fanfare* Duh duh duh da da duuuuuuuhhhhh!!! Yay! I managed to finish off this chapter!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
§hini-Ångel: What is it this time Wu-man??????!!!
Wufei: How Dare you make the captions say *shudders* wuffie.....
§hini-Ångel: Well.... im not now am I????
Wufei: hmph......weak onna..
Zechs: Ohhhhh and on a side not here...... GIVE ME CHEESE OR DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
§hini-Ångel: ZECHS!!!!! Don't threaten the readers!!!!!!!!
*Shoves everyone out and lowers to a harsh whisper*
§hini-Ångel: Please help me.... O_O'' Send Zechs your cheese! He'll kill us all!!
