Disclamer: I own nothing, if you own gundam wing, or at least duo, can i have it!!??? PLEASE??? I also do not own, Homer Simpson, or those awesome companies that make arosol cheese.. I do however own a cap gun, and 'A' can of cheese. ///_-'


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

******The Gundam Cast Interveiw pt.3******

By: §hinigami Ångel ///_^

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Soooooo who's gonna be interveiwed now?

Trowa: I'll go...

Quatre: I'm comming with you my Trowie!

-Quatre clings to Trowa's pants. ((OCC: His nice, tight, form fittin....*drool* *drool* *wipes off her chin))-

Trowa: -sigh- alright my little one...

-Heero and Duo are trying there hardest to hold in they're giggle fit but not well enough-

Duo & Heero: buahahahahahahahha!!!!!

Trowa: I'll destroy you...

Heero: Hey!!! That's my line!!! You theif!!

-Heero and Trowa glare each other down, and whip out their guns. ((OOC: Not THOSE guns!! Perverts!!!))-

Duo: Ooooooo! It's like an old western flick! Go Hee-man!

Quatre: Go Trowie!!

-Duo looks at Quatre, and Quatre looks at Duo-

Duo: No.... Heero!!!

Quatre: No.... Trowie!

Duo: Heero!!

Quatre: Trowie!!

-Herro and Trowa put away their guns-

Heero: Oooooooo! Cat fight!!!! Yeah!!!

-Duo tackles Quatre, and pins him too the ground-

Trowa: Hey! Only I'm aloud to do that to Quatre!!!

-Everybody stops, and looks at Trowa who is trying to hid his face, while little Quatre is blushing bright red.-

-Duo gets off Quatre, knowing if he doesn't, he shall feel the wrath of Trowa and his tight, form-fitting pants. ((OOC: *exsesive drool from the author.* ))-

Me: Can we get on with it, please??

Trowa and Quatre: Alright..

-The 3 of us head into the Interveiw Room-

*I.R*

Me: Sit down, take a load off.

-Trowa and Quatre, sit on the couch, cuddling-

Me: Awwwww what a kodak moment! It's straight outta the precious moments collection!

Ouatre: What do we get? How come no pizza for us??

Me: What?? Being able to do this interveiw together isn't good enough??

Trowa: You got a point there..

Me: Alright then... Who are your biggest rivals on the show?

Trowa: Dorothy.

Quatre: Cathrine.

Me: Yesh, that was simple enough. Alright who do you hate the most on the show??

*C.R*

-Heero, Duo, Treize, and Zechs play jepordy-

Duo: Bzzzzzzz! I know I know!!! ME!!!!!

*I.R*

Quatre: Ummmm I don't really hate anyone..

Trowa: Heero.... [Deathglare to the camera x5]

*C.R*

Heero: Wrongo Du-man!!! Heeeeeey!!! Trowa hates me???? I will destroy him....

Duo: Yeah yeah Hee-man. You always say that, but you never do.

-Heero whips out his gun ((OOC: Stop thinking so sick you pervs!!))-

Treize: Whoa dude, I think he's really gonna do it! Huh huh-huh huh

Zechs: Yeah yeah! heh heh-heh heh heh

-The GW girls just sweatdrop at Zechs' and Treize's Beavis and Butt-head antics-

-Heero gets up and leaves the cast room-

Duo: Ohhh shit! There goes the planet!

*I.R*

-Heero storms in and points his gun at Trowa-

Heero: I will destroy you... Now one hates me and lives clown boy...

-Trowa whips out his gun and points it at me-

Me: Aieeeee!!

Trowa: Shoot me, I shoot the girl...

Me: I have a name you know!!!

Trowa: Shush!

Me: .....

Heero: Heh, she's just like you Trowa... And it's not like I give a damn about her life anyway...

Me: Whaaaaaa????!!?

-Heero pulls the trigger and......... the cap gun goes off with a little bang and a cloud of
smoke-

Heero: What the @%##@!!!

Trowa: Ahahahahahahaha! I should call you cap-gun boy now!

-I breath a sigh of relief and shoo Heero out of the interveiw room-

Me: Phew... good thing i'm the author ne??

*C.R*

Zechs: heh heh-heh yeah yeah!! FIRE!!!!!

Treize: huh huh Shut-up Beavi...I mean Zechs!

-Heero walks in and sees Duo-chan laughing at him-

Duo: Muahahahahaha Pop!

-Duo makes various cap gun sound efects-

Heero: I will destr....

-Duo makes puppy dog eyes at Hee-chan-

Duo: Nooooo ya won't Heeeeeewooo!

-Heero throws his cap gun to Duo, and it hits him in the forehead-

Duo: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Hee-chan!!!!! That hurt!!!!

Heero: Oh my! Duo, I'm sorry...

Duo: Nani??? Heero.... did you just apologize to me?????

Everyone in the cast room: O_O''

-Duo starts laughing, and picks up the cap gun-

Duo: Muahahahahahha!!!!!! The God Of Death Lives!!!!!!!!

-Duo fires tha cap gun repeatedly, until the room is full of smoke-

Noin and the girls: Duo!!!!

Duo acting innocent: What????

-And shadowy figure dives for Duo grabing the cap gun out of his hands-

Duo: HEY!!!!! That was mine!!!!

Shadowy Figure: Welll toooooooooooo bad! Heh heh heh-heh

Wuffie: Zechs???

Zechs: Well who did you expect?? Santa??? Now you will all become my slaves, and fetch me cheese pizza!! Muahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*

*I.R*

Me: Ok now Quatre, Trowie...

Trowa: Trowa...

Me: Welllll ok then....Trowa, who do.. *ring ring* Just a moment please...

-I awnser the cell phone-

Me, Homer-Simpson-style: Mmmmm Yello???

Sally: Yes this is Sally.... We have a hostage situation here...

Me: Nani???!!!? How did you get this number????

Sally: I got it off of Treize. You said call me, winked and handed him the number...

Me: *laughs half-heartedly* heh heh, oh yeah.... Well we'll be right there!

-I hang up the phone and fill Quatre and Trowie in on the way-

Quatre: What?!!!??? My goodness, thats so awful....

Trowa: I wonder who it is....

-We enter the cast room and see Zechs holding Duo and Wuffie hostage-

Wuffie: This is unjust!!!!!!! How dare I be a helpless hostage!!!! And with Maxwell of all people!!!

Duo: Awwwwww common Wu-man, ya know ya wuv me!

-Zechs pulls on Wuffie's pigtail, and Du-man's braid-

Zechs: Noooo talking! No hostages, that's a bad hostage!!

-Zechs looks in our direction-

Zechs: Did you bring the cheese!?????!!!?

Me: Ummmmmm you want cheese???

Zechs: YES!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!!!!

-I reach in my pocket and pull out some arosol cheese ((OOC: You know, that cheese that's like whiped cream??...whatever.))-

Me: Here...

-I toss the can to Zechs, and he drops Wuffie, and Du-man's hair.-

Zechs, all triumphant: SUCCESS!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahahaha *cough*

-Everyone sweatdrops massivley-

Quatre: I think the Zewo system made Zechsy go cwazy..

-Everyone turns to Quatre-

Quatre: What??

Trowa smacking his forehead: .........

_____________________________________________________________________________________


§hini-Ångel: *Blows fanfare* Duh duh duh da da duuuuuuuhhhhh!!! Yay! I managed to finish off this chapter!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

§hini-Ångel: What is it this time Wu-man??????!!!

Wufei: How Dare you make the captions say *shudders* wuffie.....

§hini-Ångel: Well.... im not now am I????

Wufei: hmph......weak onna..

Zechs: Ohhhhh and on a side not here...... GIVE ME CHEESE OR DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

§hini-Ångel: ZECHS!!!!! Don't threaten the readers!!!!!!!!

*Shoves everyone out and lowers to a harsh whisper*

§hini-Ångel: Please help me.... O_O'' Send Zechs your cheese! He'll kill us all!!