Sera CCoC meets the Crack Chickens

The scene is all nice and black and white just like old tv shows. A 17 yr old girl with shoulder length brown hair wearing route 66 cargo pants with a black blouse and leather sandals walks out of her house. The house is surrounded by many other houses in a big city which serves as a military town and tourist attraction as it lies on the beach front. She walks to a small pen with many odd looking chickens in it, they all have spirals for eyes, appear to be blushing, and full of energy. She calls to one of them "Oby!, c'mere Oby!" and the chicken known as Oby runs over to her jumping into her arms almost knocking the girl over. "Oby, I've found a new interesting parallel world to the world of sera muun. I'm going to take you there! you'd like that now wouldn't ya?" The chicken clucks excitedly flapping its wings in a fury of joy.

She held up a key and shouted "parallel world key, open the gates to the world which I have found throught the internet!" A cube much like that of the one from reboot desended upon her and the chicken. The chicken freaked out but it was too late, they were already being transported into the world. This other world looked like something you see when your high. It was made of upside down trees, spinning pinwheels for flowers, and pixelated animals which didn't quite look right. The scene made Oby very happy and he went crazy with bliss running to and fro doing acrobatics. "Oby! calm down!" the girl scolded softly.

Thats when this cute lil girl with dark pink hair done up in hearts and wearing sera fuku came skipping along with a pikachu that was shaking very oddly and leaving a trail of white liquidy substance behind it. The girl turned to the cute lil girl with a smile. "Hello there. I am Sato Itazura, I have traveled here from another world." the cute lil girl looked at sato in confusion and then shrugged as she took out a crack pipe. The pikachu with her saw Oby and ran up to it trying to get on top of it several times. The chicken flew all over the place in a frightened panic because it did not want to be violated today. Thats when the cute lil girl brought out a bag of finely crushed crack and proceded to fill the crack pipe with it. Oby smelled it and went insane flying in a frenzy toward the cute lil girl. Sato began to fear something bad would happen and yelled out "BAD CRACK CHICKEN!!!!!!!! NO CRACK FOR YOU!!!!!" But it was already too late, the crack chciken and the cute lil girl were inside of a huge dust cloud fighting for the crack. The pikachu was still determined to molest the chicken and joined in on the fight, although not for the crack. this caused for that white liquidy stuff to spurt out from the dust cloud every so often.

Matrix walked up dodging a shot of the white stuff and said "Looks like someone gave hornychu a bit too much viagra today Ne?" he then introduced The Great Gory Green Tulip and his resurected as CCoC and the Magic Spoon Wife BarneyPi.

Matrix then handed Sato a complimentary pair of rubber pants most people wear around hornychu since they tend tolike to jump on your leg.

With that he headed back ot his home away from home (See CcoC the Movie 2 unreleased at the moment) leaving her to watch the cloud and sprayign white stuff.

Sato puts on the rubber pants and then breaks her way into the crack to seperate everyone. Hornychu clings to her leg, so she kicks it off causing it to fly far far away. Then CCoC starts to cry. All the crack was buried under the ground from the fighting. Sato takes out a pouch of crack and gives a little to everybody

Matrix returned to find everyone dancing in a circle singing "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on me" and it scared him bad enough that he turned around and left but not before throwing Several Togepi's out who were imediatly set on by the Crack Chicken thinking it had to hatch them.

And suddenly they did Mutate and hatch into Togecrackchickens who began to devour crack and run around screaming PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

Sato jumped up into a tree debating whether to borrow the galatic dimensional ball hammer using a bootleg plot hole, or somehow bring the crack chicken back. At any rate, the Togecrackchickens were devouring crack so fast it even scared CCoC. Lo and behold Sato finally had an idea. She took out a pencil and some paper, then proceded to draw something. Kirby, a furby, and a demon possessed Jigglypuff were summoned by Sato's drawing action. So the three evily cute creatures ganged up on the togecrackchickens.

suddenly the Togecrackchickens and the Furby, Kirby and Demon Jigglypuff merged into the Cute Demon of SHANANA.

The Cute Demon began to dance around farting and each fart sent a spray of Crack flying out.

It began to sing and it's song attracted Barney who thought it was a hot babe and the two got frisky and then the Cute Demon had a baby who looked just like Chibi Usa.

Meltar(See Crazy Chat Part 2 of SAto and me's chat) arrived an fused with the BAby to become Flaming Usa the Queen of fire and Cutenesss.

::Cue Suspensful Music::::

suddenly the Togecrackchickens and the Furby, Kirby and Demon Jigglypuff merged into the Cute Demon of SHANANA.

The Cute Demon began to dance around farting and each fart sent a spray of Crack flying out.

It began to sing and it's song attracted Barney who thought it was a hot babe and the two got frisky and then the Cute Demon had a baby who looked just like Chibi Usa.

Meltar(See Crazy Chat Part 2 of SAto and me's chat) arrived an fused with the BAby to become Flaming Usa the Queen of fire and Cutenesss.

::Cue Suspensful Music::::

*gasp*
Dun Dun DUn!
Dun na na na na na nun!
DUNN DUNN DUNN!
da dah!

ding! (fruitily)

So Flaming Usa the Queen of fire and Cutenesss goes tromping all over the world to kill people using its powers of cuteness. The power puff girls try to save the earth, but only end up being eaten. Then ta da! Mr. Bork comes flying in wearing a cape to challenge Flaming Usa the Queen of fire and Cutenesss.

"If I go crazy then will you still call me Super Bork?!
If I remain unbent will you be there holding my handle?
I'll keep you by my side with super pointy spikes, my spoony face!"

(Ack! not another ruined song! What is the world comming to?)

Mr. Bork Suddenly mutated into a gaint Vibrater and Vibrated Flaming Usa to death then he returned to Mr. Bork and filed a law suit against the makers of these fanfics.

Oddly enough Mr. Bork was represented by Meltar and lost the case. Then everyone came back and laughed at him in mockery cause he's just an evil spork. He began to cry and ran away to a bar to get drunk.

Mr. Bork woke up in bed with Mr. Gork the Gay spork Mr. bork was really freaked and emidiatly ran out and screwed Ms. Hork the Hoe Spork of course he then went and scrubbed himself to get her crusty tried on mash potato and gravy flakes off of him.

Mr. Bork finally went with Ms. Drork the male spork in drag and the two were married and lived happily ever after cause Mr. Gork came along and screwed up thier love.

Mr. Bork ran screaming inot the night and jumped into a volcano to escape from these Authors.

Suddenly Thena appeared and did the Shake her booty Horse transformation dance and became the Shiny Disco Goldend Horse of Spork Resurection and Mr. Bork was reborn.

Mr. Bork had became Ultra Bork the Spork who commanded the powers of Nature. Earth Wind Fire Water and Heart he summoned Captain Planet and the two began to dance the tango on the Woof of some near by Building.

The crack chicken comes back into the fic and dances a funky lil dance. But lo and behold the rabid monkey waited in the bushes watching Captain Planet ever so carefully, planning his next move. The rabid monkey attacked Captain Planet and a cloud of dust was created. After the dust cleared all that was left of Captain planet was a toxic puddle of sludge. Then of course LokiPuck, a character in BHK makes a cameo to say one of his comic relief lines, "Hey! Your not diodegradable!" The planeteers were crying over having been deceived since Captain Planet was indeed not biodegradable. The rabid monkey is then chased by the heart planeteer cause it originally belonged to him anyway.

suddenly Mr. Bork screamed in rage and Grief he missed his Captain-SAMA and desperately wanted him back so he stole each of hte planateers rings and stole some Magic crack from CCoC a feather from teh crack chicken and some water from Sailor Potty who makes a breif cameo form the other CCoC round robins before going back.

Mr. Bork then put on a blue cape and wizards point hat. and began to spin around singing the theme song ot Captain Planet then using the Magic crack Toilet Water and Feather he made the Rings Glow Brightly as the planateers exploded into Cheese and merged with them in a bright Flash his lover captain Planet was back now fully a part of Galaxy CCoC and the two ran off to get married and have a honeymoon on Casino World.

Captain Planet left Mr. bork since he felt the spork couldn't give him what he desired.

So MR. bork heartbroken started dating a Crack chicken named Mr. Crack Chicken.

Sato happily married off Mr. Crack Chicken and Mr. Bork and then cried some happy tears "OH my creations! I'll miss them so!" "We're not going anywhere woman!" ~ Mr. Bork "Bwak bwak bwak!" the rabid monkey drove off with the limo that was supposed to take the newly weds off on their honeymoon so the newlyweds ended up chasing after it. everyone threw rice balls

Dr. Fru paul arrived and finding the Planteers dead he was dating one of them secretly he brung them back to life only he clones to many of them and he also cloned Captain planet he created a world an stuck them on there hoping no one would notice what he had done.

Thena was getting quite irritated at the fact that she hadn't retransformed yet. "This is @#%$ed, and WHY THE HELL AM I STILL A HORSE?!?". The people stare at her over her little outburst.

Thena finally retransformed to Human only she looked exactly like Wicked Lady and was soon hit on by all the fans of Chibi Usa the fact most of these fans were the Joy and Jenny Lesbian Convention seemed to really annoy thena and she transformed into the Horse of Lesbian STone Turning and turned them all to STone.

But unfortainatly the Stones Statures still had an orgy and Thena turned back into Thena and the statures back inot the convention.

Thena ran in shock.