Mr. Bork Master of Galaxy CCoC

One day CCoC decided she really needed a vacation in the Deminsion of Crack she had just descovered so she took Mr. bork and Embued him with the Crack Power making him Mr. Bork ON Crack and told him to make sure Galaxy CCoc was still here when she got back.

With that she pulled out the Disco Dimensional Doorway and headded off into the Crack Verse.

Mr. bork decided he would use his new status as Ruler of Galaxy CCoC to make the Galaxy a better place atleast in his twisted little spork brain.

Mr. Bork made it so Sporks were the primary citizens of CCoC and all others had to get out of the way when they were comming threw.

Meanwhile Ru Paul and the Dragetts were breaking up again since Heero was dating a woman with red hair named Flare.

Well while the Dragets were breaking up mr. Bork declared that all humans had to massage sporks once a night.

This didn't sit well with the human characters who banded together to form the Anti bork league and began organizing protest.

Suddenly Mr. Bork turned into a human man and fell in love with other sporks and headed off to have some fun with them.

Sato storms in "RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! You ungrateful Spork!! I bring you into CCoC and your riding all over me!!!!!! I'll show you!!!!!"

Sato brings out every BHK character she's ever created, a crack chicken, and Pooky the KameKaze hamster. Pooky draws his sword and charges at the Sporks only to be whacked away into the next dimension by the spork minions. The BHK villians except for Granite leave to go get high and have an orgy. Granite joins the sporks, and enjoys them poking her since she's a twisted masocist. Then Sera old guy tries his hand at the situation. "In My day sporks knew thier place in the world we didn't ask for anythign more than to be useful for mash potatoes!" Sera Old guy pokes at the spork minions with a stick til he finally faints from using all his energy. this leaves sera kenny, sera hobart, sera ApoHepa, and sera richard simmons to fight the sporks. ApoHepa leaves "Man! Why do I always have to clean things up! Can't I just attack people with sugar in my happy lil fic and be happy? I'm outty!". Sera Kenny steps up and tries to talk to the sporks, but they think he insulted their momma so they bloody kill him. "Ya bloody bastards!!! Ya killed sera Kenny!" shouts sera skotch. the sporks just convince the sera skotch and sera hobart that there's a whole room of whiskey in their rooms at home, so they leave to get drunk. So then its sera richard simmons turn, but all he does is try to put them in his next fitness video, so they send him to taco hell where Hello Kitty can forever torment him. Sato is taken aback not knowing what to do. Then she grabs the crack chicken, throws it into the crowd and escapes to BHK, sealing the portal behind her. SD Sato in her cage was left behind by some accident

Matrix walked in whispers to Mr. bork and suddenly Mr. Bork Repeals all his laws.

Thena ask "How did you do that?" Matrix smiles and points to Electric Barbie that has gone home with mr. bork to be his new Playtoy.

"What every horney Spork Dreams of his own Barbie Girl."

Pen hides behind Matrix "me thinks Sato goes crazy, no?"

Yeah pen I agree Sato is Loony Toony at the moment" Matrix asnwers as he begins watches as Mr. Bork is fried by the electrical energy inside the Electric Barbie doll and smirks. "Well that is that."

Unfortainatly Mr. bork survived and merged with Electric Barbie to become Electric Hermephridite Spork of Doom and began to act Very Freaky like hitting on men and women as he/she pranced round in a bikini.

Thena blinks. "I pray that that hermaphrodite never finds a cat...". The other humans stare at her oddly. "Sorry, bad Artemis' Lover flashback there".

Matrix tapped her shoulder. "Uhh, Thena..." he said. "I hate to tell you, but whatever you say is very likely to happen...".

"DAMNIT!" screamed Thena as she forgot that simple rule.

Before the hermephridite could torture the poor cat. CCoC turned into the Crack Sword and Thena became Thenamis the Avengive Artemis in Human Form and killed the evil Hermephirdite.

Everyone stared at Thenamis and slowly backed up as Thenamis began to ask folks if they were oscar.

"Are you Oscar? No? Okay... are you Oscar? No? Okay... are you Oscar? Your name's Oscar? DIEDIEDIE!!!". However, before she could kill off the random passerby who was named Oscar due to some parents who have little taste in names, CCoC turned back to normal and slapped Thenamis. "Get over yourself, cat. Go climb a screen door". And so, Thenamis does.

Thenamis returned to THena and crashed to the ground.

Mr. Bork apologized to CCoC who went back to her vacation giving him another Chance and Even mOre Power. Mr. bork then began to get Jiggy with folks tryign to have an ARmy of Mr. bork babies. unfortaintly they came out as Pink Sporks on Crack due to the CCoc power being in him.

All the Pink sporks ran off to Spork world and suddenly there was a thriving homosexual spork race on the planet aswell as the normal sporks.