Wu Fei Selling His Cookies

(blame the out fit from Endless Waltz he looks like a @#%$ed up boy scout but for this he's a girl)

Wu Fei arrived in Galaxy CCoc dressed in his new Girl Scout Uniform the boy scout uniform kept giving him wedgies.

He was here sellign Gundam Grahm Crackers. He stopped first at Thena's pink Deathstar and she bought plenty of them decidign to skip Matrix's Home since Matrix had been blunt last time. "You try to sell me these cookies and you'll be a womwan for real."

So he headed to Pen's home on Aqua Velva.

So then Pen bought five boxes and won a ticket to Wufei's next piano concerto

Wu Fei was so happy only 94 more boxes to sell then he would be the first Girl Scout to reach 100 boxes sold and win a new party dress.

Of course Wu Fei forgot to tell folks he was spiking the cookies with Gay Water from his new live in Lover Fiore.

Thena suddenly blinked. "Hey... why did I buy these things, anyway?" she asked. "Oh well... maybe the psychotic persona could explain this...". And so, Thena disappears temporarily with the cookies to find Ayre-Elehe Junaii, aka Evil Thena.

Meanwhile, there were many reports of cookie eaters going gay...

Suddenly the Cookie eaters turned back staright it seems mixing Gay water with Chocalate reduces it's effectiveness and makes it temporary.

Myuna hearing this made a batch of cookies and left them for Raeri and Tsai to find and then watched the fun as after a night of wild passion they turned back straight and screamed.

Thena returned with Ayre-Elehe in tow. She noticed Myuna, and quickly put the soundproof shield on. "Myu, you have REALLY got to stop doing that" she said bluntly.

Myuna thought about this for a while, then she said "Nah. It's fun".

Ayre-Elehe sighed. "It may all be very well to you, but there is a boy...". Cue an aheming from somewhere. "I mean, a crossdresser out there selling @#%$ed up cookies. And what are we going to do about it?".

Thena thought about it for a while. Then, she said "Watch the chaos caused?".

"Correct, Chibdrilemwathen" replied Ayre. And so, Thena and her Evil Persona sat down near a little TV and started watching the reports from the Cookie Chaos.

"You know, if Wu Fei visits Achenar, he'd have all his cookies sold before you can say 'Stone Cookie Power, Make Up'..." commented Thena.

So Wu Fei visited aChenar and Sold out so while Achnear was suffering hte Side effects namely chasing her female gaurds around the Mansion.

Sato went to Visit the Gay water plant and learned of the terrible problem that had happened somehow the Fizzy Lezi Cola had gotten mixed with the gay water shipped to Galaxy CCoC resulting in the Gay Water sold to Galaxy CCoC affecting Both Sexes.

Sato began to help them wondering who had sabotaged it. It turned out the Joy and Jenny Lesbo convention had done so since GAy water sold better in Galaxy CCoC than Fizzy Lezi Cola.

(MWAHAHAAHAHAHHA I Fixed the Plot Hole me and Thena Created MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I am too good at this.)

The Baka Squad arrived in the Baka buss running over Wu Fei to apologize they bought 500 boxes Direct of Gundam Grahm Crackers and then resold htem on Ebay for lots of money which they wasted on a new Fast Food Chain.

Baka Burgers is now Open for Bussiness they yelled while dancing nude on table tops and posting up naked pictures of Brad Pitt and Cindy Crawford on the Baka Bus.
We Are the Baka Squad and We Rule the World! So You don't belive us well it's true after all We Baka outnumber you few smart people. Baka Squad Roll Call General Cool Dude: Our leader only cause he had a PC. Radical Lady: our Fem Fantastic who thinks PMS means Piss on Men Service. Porno Lad: Our fine young pervert who loves to look at porn. The Gay Baka: Yes Gay people can be stupid too despite what we say on our websites. We have openings we need a few ethenic groups and a lesbian to achieve every baka's dream of true Political Correctness.

Sato then took a sleeping Mr. Bork and placed him on the baka bus to get back at him for something. Then Wufei took his 500 filled up order forms and cashed in on some rewards. Trowa found out about his business and decided to join to learn how it worked being the conformist that he is. He wore a special hello kitty girl scout outfit too. He stayed in for maybe a week or two before venturing out to start his own girl scout cookie company becomming the Bill Gates of the cookie industry

Sato then took a sleeping Mr. Bork and placed him on the baka bus to get back at him for something. Then Wufei took his 500 filled up order forms and cashed in on some rewards. Trowa found out about his business and decided to join to learn how it worked being the conformist that he is. He wore a special hello kitty girl scout outfit too. He stayed in for maybe a week or two before venturing out to start his own girl scout cookie company becomming the Bill Gates of the cookie industry

Mr. Bork was made the Official Mascot of Baka Burgers and made a fortune which he spent on expensive Spork Porn.

Heero left the two married pilots to sleep with that Matrix dude who allways seems to get away with everything cause he's the mod.

The Baka Squad Respects no one's authority.

Sato jumps into the Baka bus with a flame thrower

"Alright you damned evil spork! You're comming home with me!! You know better then to become peoples mascots!!!!!!"
yelled Sato

Everyone was stunned O.O Sato grabbed Mr. Bork and brought him back home to the spork tower, he'd been out running a muck for too long anyway.

Suddenly a whole lot of Rent a Ninja arrive and capture the Baka Squad throwing them into boxes with Sex Crazed teletubbies the Baka Squad can be heard screaming for several hours.

Ronda arrives and pays the RANs saying "ON behalf of my employer thanks." and then heads back to the tower.

Then one of the RAN remembers Sato still owes him lots of money and goes to collect it.

"Oh @#%$!" mutters Sato

Looking for a quick way out she see's Wufei on the corner and desperatley runs over to him.

"Please oh please, I'll buy 100 boxes of cookies, just pay the RAN for me!!!!" She begs on her knees

Wufei takes a moment to think about it and then crosses his arms coldly

"That's not good enough...You're always making a fool of me! You have no honor!"
"okay okay, skip the cookies, I'll leave you alone for two whole weeks! Just pay that guy please!"
".....mmmm....Okay its a deal..."

SO Sato lavishes Wufei with thankful hugs and a few kisses on the cheek then runs off to sterilize herself. Wu-fei pays off her debt.

Matrix still pissed off at the Baka Squad takes the boxes and had Dr. Fru Paul turn them into Gay Ken dolls and Lesbian Stacy Dolls and dumps them on the Barbie dome where they join the other Gay Ken dolls and Lesbian Stacy Dolls.