Ilona's Wish Come True!!!!

One Day Ilona Thena's persona who sucks at magic snuck into Galaxy CCoc with a plan to become the Bestest Sorcerous ever. She said "Suddenly the Nutso Fairy apepared and Granted Ilona a wish."

Since anythign said happens the Nutso Fairy appears and haded her a Magic boob and said "Drink all the milk form this boob then throw it in the lake."

Ilona did so she took the nipple in her mought and vacumed out teh milk filling funny she threw the empty boob into the lake and out of hte lake shot mud that covered her in a caccoon.

The Ohter folks arrived The Authors had come wiht Thena to find Ilona suddenly teh Caccoon exploded and Ilona stepped out in Lina Inverse Style gear and laughed.

"I can cast magic watch." she instantly made a giant Dragon appeared that threatened the authors she then snaped her fingers nad it turned into flowers that fell down.

Thena just stared at Ilona for a while. The other authors... well, I don't know what they were doing, alright?

After a while, Thena spoke up. "Okay Illy, who'd you sell your s...MMMPH!!!". Before she could finish that statement, Ayre-Elehe had leapt down from wherever the other Personas were and covered her mouth.

"Shush! Do you really want to make this worse?" she hissed. Thena shook her head. Ayre removed her hand from Thena's mouth.

Suddenly, someone said "Ilona using magic properly? Impossible!". Thena blinked.

"Who the hell are these people, and why do they keep following us all around?" she snapped.

Suddenly the Real Nutso Fariy showed up and killed the Copy Nutso Fairy that granted Ilona's Wish. Ilona's soul floated back to her restoring the True Ilona sorta she could still do magic only now she remembered all the folks who made fun of her magic abilities.

"It's pay back time!" she yelled changing into a Leather Dominatrix outfit and kidnapping Thena's other persona's plus Thena to torture them.

The Group fo people who followed everyoune around including the man in a silly hat ran screaming into the night.

The Group of people were suddenly grabbed by the Baka Squad and Dr. General Cool Dude then gave them plastic surgery to make them all look like Courtney Cox cept for two who he made look like Brad Pitt for The Gay baka and Radical Lady.

They then tied them down and gave them love potions so they could screw them to thier hearts content while Porno lad looked on happily masterbating.
We Are the Baka Squad and We Rule the World! So You don't belive us well it's true after all We Baka outnumber you few smart people. Baka Squad Roll Call General Cool Dude: Our leader only cause he had a PC. Radical Lady: our Fem Fantastic who thinks PMS means Piss on Men Service. Porno Lad: Our fine young pervert who loves to look at porn. The Gay Baka: Yes Gay people can be stupid too despite what we say on our websites. We have openings we need a few ethenic groups and a lesbian to achieve every baka's dream of true Political Correctness.

Matrix just stared in shock as one of the Brad Pitt look alikes put on a silly hat and ran away seems his silly hat had an anti love potion spell on it.

Ilona meanwhile had turned Thena and Company into Men who were singing "Macho Macho Man." While Dancing in Thongs. Her Male persona however had been turned into copies of the Supremes who were singing "Stop in the name of Love."

Ilona then began to try to turn Galaxy CCoc into Galaxy Ilona.

The Bakasquad didn't want Ilona to change this place that they have decided is Baka paradise so they gave her Baka Juice and she became an idiot who couldn't do Magic again.

But, the Bakajuice fudged up a little. Now, she CAN do magic, but only with her wand.

Speaking of which, the wand had rolled over to Thena and turned her and the Personas back to normal and in their normal clothing.

"Oof!" said Thena. "Hey, Ilona's wand! I have a memory for some odd reason, and methinks that Ilona can only cast magic with this wand... maybe... Chial, come with me...".

Chial sighs. "Oh, fine, fine...". And so, Thena and Chial walk off.

Ilona, meanwhile, notices a sharp pointy piece of metal. "Der, shiny thing..." she says. "I wonder what'll happen if I just touch it with my finger...". And, she got a little cut on her finger.

Tsairou started twitching involuntarily. "Damn... he's transforming..." commented Andra.

"Maybe when Marl pulled a Vandal-Hearts-esque-blood-splatter-kill on Myuna that while ago, Tsai went off edge..." commented Raeri.

"Intelligence from the birdboy! Impossible!" said Myuna sarcastically.

Tsairou, now a metallic blue feline-like beast, then pounced on Ilona and started to maul her to death. Ayre, seeing this as a good opputurnity, says "Who wants some popcorn?".

Myuna's eyes lit up. "Oh! I'll get it!". She ran off.

"God knows what she'll do..." muttered Marlon. Then, Thena and Chial returned.

"There! The wand's tweaked. Now Ilona can't use it unless she wants to become a turd or something like that!" grinned Chial.

Thena blinked, and noticed Tsairou maul the dead body of Ilona. "Granted, if I had known that would happen, we wouldn't have tweaked the wand".

Myuna then returned, carrying several boxes of popcorn. "There! All done! Who wants some?". Chial, Thena and Ayre-Elehe snicker at the sexual connontation, and Raeri, Marlon and Andra shook their heads. Myuna pouts. "Aw, I do something kind to you people for once, and you don't trust me!" she whines.

Raeri rolls his eyes. "It's not worth the risk. The odds are one in two that she put Gay Water in it".

"Don't worry... Sato-Chan and I came up with a plan to break her of her Gay Water thing..." said Thena, grinning. She crept over to Myuna's box of popcorn, and tipped the contents of a bottle into it. "There".

Like one would assume, Myuna eats her popcorn. Tsairou, after making Ilona an unrecognisable pulp, morphs back to his normal form. "Uhh... people, why is Myuna leering at Ayre oddly?" he asks.

Ayre-Elehe quickly turns around. "ACK! Thena, what did you put in her popcorn?" she snaps.

Thena laughs. "Just like the plan. I put Fizzi Lezzi Cola in it". And Personas, sans Myuna and the dead Ilona, sweatdrop.

Suddenly the Tweaked wand exploded and the sparks hit the Dead Ilona who was resurected as the Magic Potty that began to cast Potty Magic around resulting in Myuna declaring herself to be the New Joy and Jenny trainer and heading off to capture the Joy and Jenny Lesbian convention.

"Myuna snapped..." commented Ayre-Elehe.

Marlon muttered "She snapped a long time ago...". Thena rolled her eyes.

"Well potty, time to meet Mr. Catapult!" she said cheerfully. She dragged Potty-Ilona to another room. Sounds of struggling can be heard. Then Thena returns to the cockpit.

"What DID you do?" Chial asked skeptically.

Thena laughs. "Just catapulted the potty to another place...".

Potty Ilona landed in the home of Sailor Potty hearing what Thena did to her Sailor P. got pissed and pulled out the Potaru (fusion earings from DBZ permantet Fusion) and he and Potty Ilona merged permanetly into Mega Potty Magic Ilona.

Basically Ilona in a toilet White and blue(treated water blue) dress. And a Potty Shaped hat.

She then cast a spell that turned the Pink Deathstar into a Flying Pink Potty Shaped Deathstar and appeared on it yelling "This ship is mine now bitch." and turned Thena into a toilet Brush. "Now get to work and take this ship to find the Omega Potty that will make me queen of Galaxy CCoC. Mega Potty magic Ilona yelled the persona seeing what she did to thena quickly got ot work.

Thena the toilet brush just sweatdropped the Sweatdrop became the Pink Pony and it flew her off to seek the Aid of Dr. Fru Paul.