CCoC and the Passion Potion

X says:
ONe day CCoc" mixed up some passion potion
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
she added a lil bit of this a lil bit o that, some crack and a pinch of Ode de Fruite
X says:
and a dash of fizzy Lezi cola
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she tried it out on Ash and Misty who fell in love for 30 seconds
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she added perma juice
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which bumped hte effect up to 1 hour
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of wild passion sex
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
so in the morning Ash woke up and screamed then ran back off to find his old lounge singing partner Gary
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Misty however tried to chase after him holding a bottle of the stuff
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Suddenly the Authors Crash into the fic
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
"Ow! damn it and no magical dancing bear to break my fall!"
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
This distracted Misty so Ash took the opurtunity to run like mad
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Suddenly CCoc tried to give the Authors some Limonade
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only it was passion juice none of the authors drank it cept Thena who loves Lemonade
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Thena then had a sudden urge to find her persona's and became a horse
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She found them all drunk on teh passion jucie and havin a wild orgy and turned herselfinto the Horse of Orgasms
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
So now the orgy doubled
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
meanwhile starlight Duo came flying into the fic
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along with Starlight Heero
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
and saw the passion juice which he drank
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Star Duo then molested Star Heero
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Then went to stuff a turkey
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Heero happened to think he was Superman for some reason now
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Suddenly Sato decided to fight hte Evil she had eaten a bad cookie and turned herself nude with wings ala the last ep of Sailor Stars and using her STarseed began to try to light up the Galaxy
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Mr. Bork walks in on the scene only to be shocked at the sight of nakey Sato fighting Heero with a sword
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Matrix just walks away before Sato tries to get revenge
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
a crack chicken nests in Matrix's hair
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"Get off" Matrix throws the Crack chiken off it lands on Pen's boobs and they hatch into Crack Chickens."
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Then Mr. Bork takes the two newly hatched crack chickens and decides to raise them
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Pen meanwhile is trying to find new boobs
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Mr. Bork trains them to be his Attack chickens
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
He goes off to find the baka squad
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CCoc meanwhile detonates a nude bomb
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destroys all clothes in Galaxy CCoC
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
now everyone is nude scrambling around for fig leaves and conveintly place branches
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Thankfully Dr. Fru Paul arrives and uses a Clothing fixer bomb to fix everything
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato snaps out of galaxia mode and comes down from the sky fully clothed
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
"uh...anyone seen that evil spork?"
X says:
suddenly Sailro Moon gets sloshed

David Langille has been added to the conversation.

X says:
suddenly DAve crashes into the fic
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CCoc offered him some passion juice
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
"Hi Dave!"
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
"Don't do it, its a trick, she'll take your whole hand!"
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the sloshed Sailor Moon then begins to run around nude
David Langille says:
Dave refuses and shoves the passion juice down CCOC's throat
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Thena as the horse of Orgasms blast our Orgasmo rays
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Ccoc now tries to molest everyone
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
CCoC then runs off with sloshed sailor moon
David Langille says:
Dave runs
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato runs away to the spork tower
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Matrix just sits there deciding he wont' involve his clones in this fic
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for all of three seconds till he's hit on a by a teletubby
David Langille says:
Dave bumps into Sprk tower^
David Langille says:
spork^
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"That's it Cloud Matrix can deal with this." Matrix said shoving the cloen of Cloud with his mind out into the fic
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
and the teletubby sings sour girl
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"Hey I thought we had a deal that I wasn't supposed to be used anymore." Cloud matrix yelled
David Langille says:
Sour Girl?
David Langille says:
Forget I asked
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Suddenly Cloud Matrix vanished to be replaced by Eggroll F. who was dominate since it was daytime
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
That's when sloshed sailor moon and CCoC come back and molest cloud matrix
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
(its a song by stone temple pilots dave)
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Only they grabbed eggrooll by mistacke and he blasted them with soy sauce
David Langille says:
ok
David Langille says:
Onyx appears and eats the eggroll and soy sace
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Suddenly Sailor Potty arrived and hit on Dave
David Langille says:
sauce^
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Eggroll is not a eggroll
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he's a person
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a cloen of Matrix
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
A small group of sporks come in and begin to do cheers while holding pom poms and rooting for sailor potty
David Langille says:
oh, well he eats it anyways
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the ONyx then dies as he explodes in a shower of n fried rice
David Langille says:
Dave Sends Sailor Potty into the X-zone
David Langille says:
lol
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
the sporks run away
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
the fried rice somehow reassemble into Eggroll F
David Langille says:
The rice turns into chicken pox and affects everyne
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Suddenly Thena mutates into the Horse of Sailor Potty and summons him back from the X zone
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Eggroll Sick of being abused leaves the fic releasing the SD's back into the fic to take his place
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sailor Potty tries to eat everyone
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Langille says:
DAMNIT!!!! Only me and another person have control of the X-zone!
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"This is CCoC dave if it's said it happens." someoen says
David Langille says:
Oh yeah, srry
David Langille says:
anyways
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato goes back to the spork tower and locks the door behind her only to find Mr. Bork and his crack chicken goons there shivering in a corner
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Thena turns into the Horse of Freaky Chicken
David Langille says:
Sailor Potty catches up to dave when suddenly...
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hundreds of Spice Chicken are resurected from the Dead and and the World of spice chicken Reappears
David Langille says:
and they eat sailor potty
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
but now they have really bad breath
David Langille says:
And give all the authors immortality
David Langille says:
with thier breath, that is
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Suddenly a Brad Pitt Look aliek in a freaky hat runs threw the fic chased by a bus with BAKA on teh side in huge levels
David Langille says:
So all the authors takea bath
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
The authors first passed out from the smell
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Suddenly Sailor Hoover appears and kills the Birds and ends the Author's imortality "I'm the only imortal around here cept for the box girl"
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
the baka squad acidentally run over the brad pitt look a like
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CCoc is currently wearing Boxes
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The man in the freaky hat is resurected nad runs away
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
one of the boxes is black with censored written in white upon it
David Langille says:
Dave get pissed at Sailor Hoover and Somehow kills her with his Masamune
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Sailor Hoover Cannot Die she says as she reforms
David Langille says:
Dave thrusts her again with his Masamune
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
into rent a ninja hoover
David Langille says:
Dave is pissed that there is another ninja here so he kills rent a ninja
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"Quit Wasting your time Dave she'll just come back" Matrix says as he watches Hoover reform again
David Langille says:
(Dave is sort of a ninja anyways)
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato peaks her head outside the door of the spork tower "hmmm...I don't see any SD's, maybe it was a false alarm..."
X says:
the SD's however are dancing on the Disco world
David Langille says:
Ok, says Dave, But I can vanquish you!!!
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato, Mr. Bork, and the two attack crack chickens emerge once again to join everyone else
David Langille says:
Dave send s Sailor Hoovr into the x-zone
David Langille says:
Damn Typos!
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
x-zone gets deflected by her vacum cleaner
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"Dave it's a fact of Galaxy CCoc without Sailor Hoover to end the fic your screwed but dont' say I didn't warn you."
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
then Dave is sucked into the vaccum cleaner
David Langille says:
Dave cuts his way out of the Vacuum cleaner
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Suddenly a freaky Magic backlash hits everyoune they wake up 24 hours later with no memory of what happened
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Sailor Hooverleaves the fic till it's time for her at the end
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
"huh? What happened?"
David Langille says:
what thehell?
David Langille says:
Where am i?
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Sato wakes up surrounded by crack chickens staring at her funny
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Matrix meanwhile just decides to ignore it like all the other freaky events that happen here
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suddenly CCoc anouces it's Conga time
David Langille says:
Conga?
David Langille says:
Isn't that a country?
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
everyone but Matrix joins in afraid of what CCoC will do if they don't
Revolutinary Girl Sato says:
Lilly is hung from the ceiling to provide the disco ball lighting
David Langille says:
Dave busts out doing some super freaky dance moves



But by mistake David actually did the Super Stupid Dorky Dance Moves.

This turns on CCOC and she shoves the passion juice down Daves throat.

Dave transforms into TM. (Tuxedo Mystery)

Luckily Matrix Reaches into Daves itemizer, pulls out a Healing Potion and shoves it down TM's throat. The effects of the passion juice wears off.

Now that TM is back to normal he is extremely pissed.

"Damn you pink rabbit of hell!," screams TM as he pulls out his Masamune and gives CCOC a shave free of charge. She starts to cry and TM laughs as he sends her hair pieces into the X-zone. TM prepares to send the now bald brat into th X-zone when suddenly...

Matrix smirked as he knew Dave was in deep @#%$. As CCoC regrew her hair as she took a puff of her crack and then she imediately turned him into a Potty that she left in teh Teletubby Rest Room.

Thankfully Dave turned back to normal before anyone Teletubby went to the bathroom when Thena became the Horse of Restoration only Dave now thought he was someoen named Mike.