SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DARK LORD

(to the tune of "support your local ska band" by save ferris)

support your local dark lord even though he just might stink.

Support him despite what the other wizards just might think.

Its okay to lower standards in the name is an evil cause.

You can bend the rules for him this time and give him your applause.

S.Y.L.D.L. it means so much to him.

S.Y.L.D.L. it's really not a sin.

S.Y.L.D.L. why can they see? It's hard to be a dark lord when you live in a lonely, good land.

S.Y.L.D.L. no I didn't say Harry P, please pull up your sleeve, let's see, do not run away from me.

Everything will be okay.

Once the mark is burned, you will always have to stay.

S.Y.L.D.L. it means so much to him.

S.Y.L.D.L. it's really not a sin.

S.Y.L.D.L. why cant they see it's so hard to be a lonely little dark lord when you live in london, england, good land. We'll see…