AUTHORS NOTES: Forgive me, Gentle reader, for I have sinned. I have gone against all that is canon, I have made my own plotline, I have changed EVERYTHING. Even Michael's grade. So pay attention, if you choose to continue with reading this story.

Tell me what you think, guys!

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MICHAEL MOSCOVITZ'S PRIVATE JOURNAL

(rather rudely forced to be written in by his parents)

Thursday, 1:00 pm

Well, its me. Me, meaning Michael Moscovitz, who right now is in his room, screaming at his dog. The dogs name is Pavlov. I already know this, nobody else is reading this, WHY am I supposed to be writing this?

My parents say that:

a) It will keep me from bottling up my emotions about living in NYC

b) It will help me remember things

c) It will help me from being so bored

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Friday, 4:20 pm

Weird. Today, to put it simply, was just as weird as you get.Living at a Private boy's school for most of your life and rarely seeing your family, and then being yanked out of the school (lack of funding made boardingrooms leak) and stuck in a co-ed school in NYC, living with said family? You can't get more traumatizing then that.

Lilly's awesome, as sisters go, but I'm sure it will get annoying to have her around 24/7. I met some of her friends today – they seem ok, especially Lillys best friend, Mia. She's tall (kind of like me…), super nice and intelligent. I hope I get to see her again.

Next Monday I start at my new school

God help me.

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Saturday, 9:00 pm

Just my luck that Mia was having a sleepover with my sister… I wandered out of my room last night without my shirt on, and Lilly, to put it bluntly, was unhappy. Mia, however, didn't seem to mind, which I suppose is a plus to the whole thing.

Mental note: Not only is Mia nice and intelligent, she is also pretty.

Another Mental Note: Not that that matters, because

a) I am ugly

b) She's my sister's best friend.

Saturday, 1:24 pm

Boredom does strange things to a person, including putting strange thoughts in their head.

Mental Note, things to do:

Walk Pavlov

Start the next issue of Crackhead

Stop thinking about Mia

Stop thinking about school

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