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What the Movie Might have been Like if A Complete Idiot Had Written It: Volume 2

{Original Scene} The Fellowship is moving as quietly as possible through the dark caves of Moria, so as not to alert the horrible Orcs of their presence.

{My Scene} The Fellowship is walking quietly through the caves of Moria. They all stop for a moment, look at each other, and nod. Then they all link arms and begin merrily skipping through the darkness and singing, "We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Isenguard!"

{Original Scene} Gandalf is pulled off of a cliff by the monster Balrog. He plunges into the deep abyss, presumably to his death. The Fellowship flees outside. They rest for a moment outside, grieving the loss of their guide and friend. Frodo and the other Hobbits all cry bitterly.

{My Scene} The Fellowship stumbles outside. Frodo turns away, and the others sit in silence. Then a snicker is heard. Frodo's shoulders are seen quivering, and he turns around with a huge grin on his face. He and the others all begin to laugh hysterically. Finally, wiping tears of laughter from their eyes, they go on their way. As they leave, Aragorn shakes his head with a smile and mutters, "Good times, good times."

{Original Scene} Back in Hobbiton, in the beginning, Frodo hears Gandalf's cart and rushes to meet him. He launches himself at the old wizard and hugs him tightly.

{My Scene} Delighted to see his old friend, Frodo launches himself at Gandalf. He misses and lands face-first in a pile of horse dung. Gandalf grimaces.

{Original Scene} During the Battle between the Elf-Man Alliance and Sauron's dark forces, Isildur bravely cuts off Sauron's finger with the Ring still on it. Sauron lets out a cry of rage, then falls to the ground in (temporary) defeat.

{My Scene} Isildur cuts off Sauron's finger, then looks up in anticipation to see what the Dark Lord will do. Sauron pauses for a moment, then begins to cry. He wails, "You're so mean! I didn't want to hurt anyone! All I ever wanted to be was a ballerina…"

{Original Scene} Queen Galadriel asks Frodo to look into her magic mirror. He does, and sees a huge, fiery, evil eye. He falls back in fear.

{My Scene} Frodo looks into the Lady's mirror. He sees the dark wasteland of Mordor, the suffering Shire, the ferocious Orcs, and…..Lord Elrond in his bedroom, doing a Jerry Maguire underwear dance. The Elven king prances around the room singing to horribly outdated music. He suddenly notices that he's being watched, and Frodo blushes with embarrassment and pulls away from the mirror. He glances at Galadriel, who is eyeing Elrond appreciatively. She sees Frodo looking, clears her throat, and goes away.

Ok, that be it. Am I cruel enough to poor Elrond? ;) Sorry, this one kinda sucked. Please R&R. Love ya all!

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