Chapter 5

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They were about to continue with the book but then Sirius came in. They hid the parchment quickly and flashed him sweet, innocent smiles.

¡°Hi, Sirius!¡± Lily said brightly, then looked at the plate of large cookies that Sirius was holding with both hands. ¡°And I thought that James had a very big appetite.¡± She muttered

¡°Hello, one and all!¡± he said, looking down at the both of them. ¡°The Great Sirius Black has returned!¡± He then sat at the chair next to them and started gobbling up his cookies.

¡°Hey, ¡®Ames, gimme da milk.¡± He said with his mouth full, spitting out fairly large bits of cookies towards them.

Lily quickly lost her appetite for cookies.

James passed the milk and then said to Lily, ¡°C¡¯mon. Let¡¯s leave the royal big stomach in peace while he demolishes the cookies.¡±

Lily quickly agreed and ran off with him to the girl¡¯s dormitories, her hands full with parchment.

¡°Goodbye, lovebirds! You leave me to make out in peace!¡± he said after them.

Once safe in the security of the girl¡¯s dormitories, they spread out the parchment with writing on them and got a clean one to start writing the new chapter.

[A/N: Now everything I write goes here. James in italic, Lily in bold.]

The Sorting:

We had to leave the company of each other since they sort the students in Alphabetical order. Sirius was the one sorted first, going to Gryffindor. Then Lily had to be sorted. James thought that she¡¯d be in Ravenclaw, ¡®cause Remus told me that she was smart. Really? How sweet. But she was also sorted in Gryffindor. Remus was also sorted in Gryffindor and also James Potter. Peter was also in Gryffindor, so they¡¯re all happy,apart from Lily, who was really getting annoyed with being stuck with boys all the time, what are you talking about? Girls die to be in your place.

Of course, our enemies [disregard James here] [disregard my co-writer here] were sorted into Slytherin, which is not so surprising. I wouldn¡¯t be surprised if the whole lot of them turn into Death Eaters. Lily! And you¡¯re the one telling me that I shouldn¡¯t throw conclusions like that! Things change, James, things change.

After the sorting, the feast began. All sorts of different delicious food that will make your mouth water! Sirius was more than ready to just dive into the food. Luckily Remus was there to restrain him. But then Remus lost his grip and Sirius went headfirst into the food, sending James and co. into fits of hilarious laughter, not to mention the entire Gryffindor Table.

Of course, Severus and Lucius couldn¡¯t help but throw insults here and there. Lily, who had read her book in Charms, put a hex on their food so that whenever Severus or Lucius reach for their food with a fork, the food will sort-of ¡®run away¡¯ from them. Seeing their horrified faces as their food move by itself made up Sirius¡¯ day even after he was thrown into food and his heads was full of gravy. At one point, somebody even shouted ¡°the food¡¯s still alive!¡± which just send the entire population of the Great Hall in to fits of laughter.

Lily of course, did not have only boys for friends. After the feast, she got along with three girls and soon they were inseparable along with Sirius and co. Why do you do that? Sirius and co, James and co. Lily and co. That¡¯s gonna get confusing. You do remember that Sirius has very little brain capacity. He¡¯s not as dumb as you. Yeah that-HEY!

Mostly the pranks that they play are against the Slytherins. But hey, Sirius was always the one that started it. So Sirius, if you¡¯re reading this book, I want you to know that you¡¯re taking all the blame and that we absolutely have nothing to do with all the trouble that you cost that first year. Let us list the number of different pranks that you played on us and the rest of the School during the past seven years:

This book is especially made for you, if you haven¡¯t noticed.