6:51 PM 12/20/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -From "The Brak Show"
Zorak: I've blown better notes out my assaphone.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and Welcome to another fic by yours truely. As you can
hint from the title I've decided to go with Fic A; treating our audiance
to another helping of the funny antics & sticky situations that only our two
favorite saiyajin duo can get into.
Goku: That means me & Veggie! (grins) I love my little Veggie!
Veggilina: (sarcasm) Whoopie.
Chuquita: If you missed the last installment of the Corner ("Smallfry"), Veggie had asked me
to shrink Son-San. I felt sorry for the Vedgester cuz of all the horrible things that happened
to him in the last fic, so I decided to do so. Of course my sympathy for the little ouji
faded because he decided this was the perfect oppertunity to bop the shrunken Son-San like a
PUNCHING BAG! (glares at Veggi) I had to think of someway to punish him, and the only thing I
could come up with, (which had been suggested to me by a reader; Maria) was pretty harsh. The
suggestion was to change the ouji into a oujo. An "onna", if you will. So I put out a vote at
the end of part 2 and it came back 10-0 in favor of zapping Veggie into a girl. Hence, Veggilina.
Goku: (smiles) Who's very pretty.
Veggilina: (slightly nervous) Uh..huh...
Goku: Hey, little buddy Veggi, I gotcha something. [holds out a box, covered in wrapping paper]
Chuquita: (eyes widen) Oooh, present. (wiggles her fingers anxiously) Whatcha got there Son-San?
Goku: [Holds it above Chu's head] It's not for you, (smiles) It's for my lil oujo! [drops the
present in Veggi's lap] Go on! Open it!
Veggilina: I AM NOT OPENING SOME BAKA GIFT COVERED IN KAKO-GERMS!!
Goku: (whining) But little buddy! I got it especially for you!
Veggilina: (touched) Awwww, Kaka-chan...ESPECIALLY for ME?
Goku: Yup! It's a (whispering to Chu) Humorous prank gift (to Veggi, in normal voice) for
my SPECIAL little princess.
Veggilina: AWWWWWWWW, Kaka-chan you're so sweet! You make me proud to call you my peasant!
[rips the wrapping paper to shreds & then slowly opens the box] ACK! [pulls out a bright pink
fairy-taleish Cinderella-like dress] (engraged) KAKARROTTO!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!
Goku: Well you are a princess, so I thought I'd get you some princess clothes. You look kinda
silly like that in your training outfit.
Veggilina: YOU BIG FAT BAKAYARO! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI-- [stares at the
reflection in the video-camera of a short saiyajin girl with long back-length, non-gravity
defying hair and a prominent widow's peak staring back at her with more wider, rounder black
eyes] --I mean, [disqusted] Ouj--o.
Goku: Little buddy try it on!
Chuquita: (snickers) Son-San I didn't believe you had a mean streak in you.
Goku: (grins at her) Everyboy does Chu, you know that. [turns back to Veggi] Come on little buddy
, I'm sure it'll look beautiful on you. (tries to keep himself from laughing)
Veggilina: (growls) But it's PINK! I _HATE_ PINK!!
Chuquita: Fine. [zaps the dress, changing the color to a light blue] Happy?
Veggilina: [stares at the dress] I'll think about it.
Goku: YEA! Little Veggi's gonna try it on!
Veggilina: I AM _NOT_!
Goku: Oh-kay then, [takes the box containing the dress away from her] I'll just give it to my
Chi-chan then. Chu-sama, since I'm giving it to Chi-Chi now you'll have to zap it back to pink.
She likes it better than blue.
Veggilina: (angry) HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! _I'M_ THE PRINCESS!
Goku: (dreamily) Yes, but Chi-chan will always be my Queen...
Chuquita: (Awws) That's sweet Son-San.
Goku: Thank you.
Veggilina: [swipes the box away from Goku] I've decided to reconsider. [zips into the bathroom w/
the box]
Goku: (giggling) You know Chu, eventually we're gonna have to turn Veggi back into Veggie.
Chuquita: (also giggling) Yeah, I know--but not now. I'm planning on waiting for an embrassing
unexplainable moment to come up to zap her back.
Goku: Oooh, you mean one of those moments that if a large group of people we know were to for
some reason or another walk through the door to the Corner and see Veggi as Veggie again only
wearing something funny that Veggi would wear and there'd be a long pause and mass confusement!
(anxiously)
Chuquita: Urrm, something like that. Yes.
Goku: (grins widely) We are geniuses.
Chuquita: Yes.

Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" KAKARROTTO! KAKARROTTO! OPEN UP!! " Vegeta shouted as he pounded on the door to the
Son home, an envelope in his hand. He sighed, frustrated, then peeked around the house to the
backyard and headed over there to see Chi-Chi standing in front of what looked like a large
nuclear waste can & widdling what looked like a skinned potato into the can, which was filled
with water.
Chi-Chi looked up from what she was doing. Vegeta gulped & pulled his head in.
" Hello? Hello? " Chi-Chi said, then, recieving no answer, went back inside. Vegeta
sighed with relief, then, out of curiousity, walked over to the nuclear waste can & peeked inside
to see what looked like a foggy soup with potato bits in it. He scratched his head, then stuck
his finger in the soup and then back in his mouth to taste it.
" Mmm, not bad. " he commented to himself.
" HI VEGGIE! " Goku poked his head above the water.
Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head. He looked down at his finger, still in his mouth.
" That's not soup in there...is it? "
" Nooooo.. "
" That's a...bathtub...isn't it? "
" Yesssss... "
" YOUR bathtub... "
" Hee! " Goku nodded gleefully.
" And this..isn't potato...it's..soap. "
" Uh-huh! " Goku said, grinning widely.
" ...AAAK!! " Vegeta shrieked, then fell to his knees and desprately tried to hack up
the bathwater onto the grass, " BLEAH! KAKARROT YOU SICKO! " he got to his feet & shook his fist
in the air angrily, " USE A _REAL_ BATHTUB WHY DON'T YOU!!! "
" Silly Veggie! " Goku chuckled, " So, " he said, changing the subject, " Whatcha doin
here? Come to ask me to play over? "
" In your dreams peabrain. " Vegeta grumbled, then held up the envelope, " THIS was
delievered to my house, apparently its addressed to you. "
" OOOH! MAIL FOR ME! " Goku shrieked with joy as he grabbed the letter out of Vegeta's
hands, " Maybe it's fan mail. Or a check for 1 MILLION DOLLARS! "
" You're dillusional you know that. " Vegeta shook his head.
" Well at least I know HOW to dream. " Goku said as-a-matter-of-factly, then carefully
tore open the envelope, " OOHEY! A LETTER! "
" From who? " Vegeta asked, curious.
Goku held the letter above the ouji's head, " That's for me to know & none of your
business. " he smiled impishly.
" COME OFF IT AND TELL ME! " Vegeta screamed, jumping up & down, trying to see the letter
from his short stature.
Goku put his free hand ontop of Vegeta's head & rubbed it, " Aww, calm down little buddy,
patience is a virtue you know! "
Vegeta growled & formed a ball of ki in his hands, " Virtue THIS-- " he froze, noticing
Chi-Chi's icy glare staring him down from the window inside. She held up her bazooka & pretended
to make a practice shot at the prince, " --uhhh, yeah. Patience...right. " the ki disappeared.
" Besides, I haven't even read it yet. " Goku said, then cleared his thoat & unfolded the
letter, " Now let's see here. "Dear little Son-kun", hey! That's me! " he grinned.
" No shit Sherlock. " Vegeta rolled his eyes, then yelped as Goku took a bar of soap out
from under the water & shoved it in Vegeta's mouth.
" I'm not finished! " Goku narrowed his eyes at the prince, then resumed his happy
attitude, " Where was I?...OH! "Dear little Son-kun, how are you? Haven't seen you in a while,
are you doing well? How's that nice lil philly of yours", "
" Philly? What's a philly? " Vegeta asked, confused.
" Mmm, I dunno, " Goku answered, " I think it's in Pennsylvania. "
" Oh. "
" "We'd like to see you again, it's been such a long time since you were here. How's
Papa Gohan doin? Anyways, how'd you like to come for a visit to the farm, your Aunt-n-I miss
you so more then a pig loves his slop. We'll be expecting you Friday. Love, Uncle Tim & Aunt
Bessy. XOXO P.S: We'd love to meet your newest "little buddy", so bring a friend, the more the
merrier." Aww, it's from my Aunt and Uncle! " Goku hugged the letter, " I haven't seen them since
I was a little boy and Grampa Gohan was still around...I MISSED THEM! "
" Aunt and Uncle? Kakarrot, you don't have an Aunt OR an Uncle! " Vegeta exclaimed, " You
and I are the ONLY saiyajins alive! "
" Jeez Veggie you're so specific. My Uncle Tim is Grampa Gohan's only son. He bought a
farm and moved far away. "
" Just like Grampa Gohan did when you STEPPED ON HIM. " Vegeta smirked, then yelped as
Goku smacked him upside the head.
" VEGGIE! " he said, annoyied, " Don't joke about that! " Goku said, then went back to
his story, " Anyway, every year Grampa & I would go down to the farm for a weekend to visit Uncle
Tim & Aunt Bessy, they were such nice people. " he reminiced, " And they wanna see me again! Oh
boy this is so great! Gosh I hope I remember where they live! " Goku said excitedly.
" You mean, you're going to be gone for a WHOLE weekend? " Vegeta pouted sadly, then
crossed his arms & stubbornly looked the other way, " Not that I CARE or anything, but--you WILL
be back, right? " he said, worried as he peeked over Goku's shoulder.
" Aww, little buddy Veggie's gonna MISS me? That's so sweet of you! " Goku smiled at him.
" Duhhh...I SAID I DON'T CARE, didn't you hear me! " Vegeta said defensively, protecting
his ego.
" Whatever you say Veggie. " Goku gave him a knowingly smirk. He quickly re-read the
letter. His eyes froze on one section of the letter. A wide grin slowly worked its way across
Goku's face.
" YEEEEEEEEE! " he squealed, then turned his head to face Vegeta, the big anxious grin
still on his face, " Little Veh-geee? " he said in a teasing voice.
" Whaaat? " Vegeta said, mocking back.
" The letter says I get to bring a BUDDY with me! A LITTLE buddy. " Goku giggled at him
w/big sparkily eyes, " Ehh? Get it? "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him for a second, then it hit home, " You wanna bring _ME_ with
_YOU_ to your creepy relatives who I know nothing about's farm that even YOU don't know where it
is? "
" Well you ARE my little buddy. " Goku nodded, " Besides, I'd hate to think how sad and
lonely and depressed you'd be without me around. "
" I WOULD _NOT_ BE SAD _OR_ LONELY _OR_ DEPRESSED! I'd be--I'd be HAPPY to have a
Kako-less weekend. It would be bliss. " he denied.
" According to Bulma you spent the first two years of the seven I was gone for, laying on
the couch in your living room in your pajamas crying, eating twinkies and watching Oprah. " Goku
smirked at him, " You missed me BAD. "
The ouji's face turned bright red, " I DID NOT! I TRAINED THE ENTIRE TIME! "
" YOU trained for 5 out of 7 years. If I'm wrong, then what DID you do the first 2 years
then? " he smirked.
" I...uh..I took care of Trunks. ::Yeah, that works--Trunks:: I mean, he WAS a baby at
the time and babies need a LOT of attention. "
" According to Bulma you never changed a single diaper. "
" WHAT'S WITH YOU! IS _EVERYTHING_ SHE SAYS THE TRUTH AND EVERYTHING _I_ SAY A LIE! "
Vegeta snapped at him.
" ... " Goku stared at him skeptically.
" ..-ok, maybe I DIDN'T change any diapers, BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I DID
THOSE FIRST TWO YEARS. BESIDES---that Oprah woman was stupid anyway. " Vegeta snorted, " Didn't
help me a bit when I called her stupid hotline either... " he mumbled to himself.
" Forget about it Veggie, it's not that important. " Goku said, hopping out of his 'tub'.
" GOKU! TOWEL!!! " Chi-Chi screamed angrily from inside, then chucked a gigantic-sized
towel at the tall saiyajin, practically covering him. Whatever was let showing, namely his feet,
were now beet-red with embrassment.
" Aww Chi-chan, can't I just air-dry like I normally do! " he whined from underneath the
towel.
Chi-Chi poked her head out of the window, " NOT WHEN YOU'RE OUTSIDE IN PUBLIC YOU CAN'T!
WHAT WOULD ALL THOSE PEOPLE THINK! "
Vegeta looked around the empty mountain range, " What people? "
" CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD SAY ABOUT YOU! " she went on.
" Yeah, they'd say, 'Kakarrot you nudist! Put your pants back on!'. " Vegeta said.
" AND WHAT IS _HE_ DOING HERE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, pointing at Vegeta, who sweatdropped.
" Uhh, I'm, uhh, " he said nervously, then shrieked as Chi-Chi nearly instantly lept out
of the window & was now staring him in the eye.
" You better not be here to challenge my Goku to another one of your stupid little fights
or I'LL POUND YOUR SHORT HEAD DOWN PAST YOUR SHOULDERS!! " Chi-Chi threated him. Vegeta gulped.
" No! I was just here to--- " he grabbed the letter from Goku, " Deliever this letter
to Kakarrot. It was delivered to Capsule Corp by mistake. Apparently before you had your own
address Kakarrot had been using Onna's house as his mailing address. "
" Really? Who's it from? " Chi-Chi asked him, nearly forgeting who she was talking to.
" It's from Kakarrot's "Uncle Tim", " Vegeta said, staring at the letter as Chi-Chi
turned pale. He glanced up at her, " You know him? "
" Wha-what does it say? " she nervously took the letter, then read it & sighed with
relief, " Oh thank God! For a second there I thought they wanted me to come...over. " Chi-Chi
shivered with disqust.
" You've been to his house before? "
" NO! But I've heard horror stories from Bulma about him. " she answered.
" WHAT IS IT WITH ONNA KNOWING _EVERYTHING_! _SHE_ THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND NOW
_YOU_ PEOPLE THINK SHE DOES TOO! "
" All I wanna say is it's a farm...a FARM farm. " Chi-Chi said, " You know, with all
those smelly animals and those two people who smell WORSE than the animals themselves. And the
place is a pig-sty to say the least. "
" So? " Vegeta shrugged, " Bulma has such high-taste even NORMAL things to her are
crude. "
Chi-Chi whispered in his ear, " Vegeta, they have NO TV. "
Vegeta's eyes widened to the size of saucer-pans, " You mean such people exist? "
" NO TV, NO TECHNOLOGY, NO NOTHING! "
The ouji shivered, frightened.
" I'm just glad I don't have to go. I know Goku's now probably all gung-ho about going
to see them. He loves EVERYBODY! "
" Yeah, I know. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" LITTLE VEGGIE LET'S GO! " Goku said from behind them. The two turned around to see Goku
standing there in his normal gi gear, along with a knapsack on his back and an anxious look on
his face. He pulled something out of it, " I broughtcha a pillow for the busride up. We all know
how sleepy you get when you ride in the car for too long. "
" He wants YOU to go with him! " Chi-Chi gasped. Vegeta solumnly held out the letter &
pointed to the P.S at the bottom, " 'P.S: We'd love to meet your newest "little buddy"' Oh! He
wants to bring you with him because you're his "newest little buddy", is that it? " she smirked
at him.
" NEWEST? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow at her.
" Yeah, what, you think you're the ONLY little buddy Goku has ever had? HA! It USED to
be Piccolo, and before that Kuririn, and before that it was Yamcha. It's one heck of a job,
reeps with benefits though. " she smiled, then glared at Vegeta, " More benefits than YOU
deserve. "
Vegeta raised his fist, " I'll benefit YOU! " he snarled at her, then threw his fist
forward, only to feel it yank back up. Vegeta glanced upward to see Goku holding the prince's
wrist with his hand.
" OOH! VEGGIEVEGGIE COME ON!!! " Goku squealed anxiously, " The bus is here and its a
long ride and I wanna get going PLEASE! " he whined.
" You heard him Veggie, you better get going. " Chi-Chi snickered. Vegeta narrowed his
eyes at her.
" What about Bulma! And Trunks! I can't just "leave" without telling-- " Vegeta tried to
make an excuse.
" --OH! Don't worry Vegeta, I'll call Bulma & tell her where you are. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" But, but what about my TV? "
" Forget about your TV silly little buddy, " Goku said, dragging Vegeta towards the bus,
" There's never anything good on weekends anyway. "
" But, but, but, but-- " the ouji nervously protested.
" OFF TO ADVENTURE! " Goku grinned, pointing onward heroicly.
" Ehh...why me. "


" AAK! IT'S FREEZING IN HERE! " Vegeta pouted as they boarded the bus, " And where did
this bus come from anyway! We're out in the middle of nowhere! There are no roads! There are no
cars! Nobody lives here for miles around so what is a bus doing DRIVING UP A MOUNTAIN RANGE! IT
MAKES NO SENSE!! _WHY_ IS THE BUS _HERE_!! "
" To move the plot along, silly. " Goku said as if it were the most obvious thing that
had happened to them.
" That still doesn't explain why it's cold in here. IT'S 72 DEGREES OUTSIDE! " Vegeta
continued with his whining as they found a seat. Goku sat down first & peered out the window
anxiously.
" That's another reason why I brought you a blanket. " he said, pulling a large,
Veggie-sized light-blue blanket & handing it to him, " Here ya go. " Goku said, smiling, " Now
you can stay all warm-n-toasty on the trip there! "
" 'warm-n-toasty', yeah right. " Vegeta muttered, " Don't you try buttering me up, it's
all your fault for having your stupid Aunt & Uncle send their letter to my house instead of yours
. If it weren't for that I wouldn't be in this mess! " he exclaimed.
" Well if you weren't such a sweetie about delievering it here I wouldn't have known
about the letter in the first place. " Goku grinned, rubbing his large hand on the ouji's head.
" What did I tell you about trying to butter me up. " the ouji narrowed his eyes at him.
" I'm not trying to BUTTER you up, I'm trying to CHEER you up. " Goku corrected him.
Vegeta groaned, " Yeah, whatever. " he said, then yawned & covered himself with the
blanket, " Wake me when it's over. "
" But Veggie! "
" Whatever it is, it can wait. "
" But VEH-GEEE! "
" GoodNIGHT Kakarrot! " he gritted through his teeth, then closed his eyes & went to
sleep.
" I was gonna say I don't know how to get back after we get there since I always slept
on the way there and that since you have a better memory maybe you would be able to get us back
home...after all, the bus only goes one-way. "
" ZZZZzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzz.... "
" Oh-kay Veggie, but don't say I didn't warn you. "


" *YAWWWWWWN*! " Vegeta yawned loudly as he opened his eyes. He glanced at his watch to
find out how long he had been asleep for, then realized he hadn't checked his watch before he got
on the bus, in fact, he hadn't even put his put his watch on that morning. The ouji gulped as a
frightening thought hit him, ::What if they don't have CLOCKS at this 'house', I'll never know
when this nightmare ends!:: he shivered, then layed the side of his head back on his pillow &
closed his eyes and tried to go back to sleep when his eyes popped wide open and he once again
realized something else, ::I don't have a pillow either:: the ouji slowly glanced upward to see
Goku smiling down at him.
" Goodmorning little Veggie. " he said happily, " Did you have a nice nap? "
Vegeta's face turned a pale green. He glanced from himself to the pillow (the sleeve of
Goku's shirt) and back to himself again and shrieked, sitting upright.
" AHH! KAKO-GERMS! ALL OVER MY BODY! DISQUSTING NASTY THIRD-CLASS KAKO-GERMS ALL OVER MY
BODY!! EEEEEEEeeeeew!!! " he wailed in disqust, then pointed at Goku, " YOU! YOU MADE ME LEAN
AGAINST YOUR KAKO-GERM-RIDDEN SELF!!! "
" No I didn't Veggie. After you fell asleep you just naturally collapsed to your right.
I just happened to be here. " Goku answered, then grinned at him, " I must've made a pretty good
pillow, you slept like a little Veggie-angel through the blizzard, the tornado AND the
roadbumps! "
" BLIZZARD? TORNADO?! " Vegeta looked out the window, expecting to see mounds of snow,
only to discover it looked just as hot outside as ever. He glanced at Goku suspicously, " You're
up to something. "
" Nuh-uh. " Goku looked at him innocently.
" ...right. " Vegeta said, still suspicous but now slightly worried. He leaned his head
back against his 'pillow' & sighed. Several peaceful minutes passed until he spoke up again,
" Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah? "
" When are we going to get--- "
" --WE'RE HERE! " Goku squealed as the bus halted. Goku picked up Vegeta & set him down
in the eisle of the bus & skipped over to the bus door, " OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY! " he giggled, then
glanced over at the ouji, " Little buddy VeggieVeggie come on! I wouldn't wanna leave my favorite
lil buddy all alone on the cold bus now would I? "
Vegeta gave the taller saiyajin a small, pleased smile and walked up to him, the blanket
still around him.
" You might wanna take off that blanket, it's pretty warm out there. " Goku grinned at
him.
" WARM?! But it's COLD in here-- " Vegeta paused as the busdriver opened the door as a
burst of hot air smacked him in the face, " --warm...right. " he said, then rolled the blanket up
into a ball & followed Goku off of the bus.
" I don't know about you Kakarrot, but there's something I don't like about this place. "
he said uneasily as he looked around, seeing nothing but plains. A small dot which could be a
house miles out into the fields, " Maybe we should get back on the bus-- " he said, then turned
around & shrieked with fear to find the bus had disappeared, " KAKA-CHAN!!! " Vegeta shrieked,
clinging to the confused Goku, " KAKAY KAKAY KAKAY! IT'S _GONE_!!! "
" What's gone Veggie? "
" THE _BUS_!!!! "
" I tried to tell you earlier. The bus only goes one way. We gotta fly home. OR use my
instant transmission. " Goku explained, then cheerfully added, " Now let's go find the house! "
he said, then started off. Vegeta looked around nervously, then, noticing Goku was already
several feet ahead of him, ran off after him.
" KAKA-CHAN!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! "


" YEE! It's just like I remember it! " Goku clasped his hands together as they stood in
front of the door to a small country-ish house. Vegeta glanced over to his right to see a large
barn, several unfamiliar yet smelly odors coming from it.
" What's in there? " he asked, pointing at the barn.
" OOOHEY! THE BARN'S STILL HERE TOO! " Goku squealed, " That's where Uncle Tim keeps all
the horses and the pigs and the cows and the sheep and the chicken and all the other animals! "
" Glue, jello, burgers, coats, and KFC. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Huh? "
" Nothing. " he answered.
" Whatever you say little buddy! " Goku said, then knocked on the door, " UNCLE TIM!
AUNT BESSY! ANYBODY! "
Vegeta smiled, " MAYBE they knew you were coming TODAY and left! "
" They wouldn't do that Veggie. " Goku glared at him, then grinned, " They LOVE me! " he
chuckled, then knocked again, " HELLO!! PLEASE SOMEONE OPEN UP!! " he cried, pounding on the door
" Forget about them Kakarrot, they're obviously NOT HERE, so let's just go home! " Vegeta
said happily, grabbing Goku's hand & pulling him back towards the direction they had come from.
" But Veggie! We came so far, they've GOTTA be here! "
" Well they're not, too bad, oh well, let's go. " Vegeta said quickly as he dragged Goku
back the other way. The taller saiyajin looked over his shoulder sadly at the house, then turned
back in front of him & sighed.
" LITTLE SON-KUN! "
Goku's head quickly jolted up as he pulled his arm away from the ouji & turned around to
see two figures smiling at him, " WHEE!! " he squealed, then zipped over to the two figures,
" Uncle Tim! Aunt Bessy! HIIIIIEEE! "
" Little Son-kun how are you sweety? " the plump woman with glasses said.
" He doesn't look that little anymore. " the tall man commented, then smiled at Goku,
" You got so tall I barely recognized ya. How's Pops? "
" He's uhhh, " Goku stumbled for a response, " He's on vacation...in...Florida, yeah,
Florida. " he laughed nervously, ::Poor Uncle Tim'd go beserk if he found out that Grampa Gohan
got stepped on--by ME even::
" You've grown up nicely. " Aunt Bessy said, " How about a hug from my little nephew? "
" K! " Goku said excitedly and hugged the woman, nearly crushing her.
" ACK...Son-kun...please..let go... " Bessy gasped for air.
" OH-KAY! " Goku said, then dropped her. Bessy panted for a second, " You sure have quite
a grip there... "
" Yee! "
" Say, where's your new little buddy? We asked you to bring 'um with you? " Uncle Tim
asked him.
" Oh wait'll you meet Veggie! He's the best little buddy ever and he was sweet enough to
deliver your letter to me from his house. He lives with Bulma. Right Veggie? " Goku said in a
cheery voice as he glanced to his right, only to find the spot empty, " Veggie? Veggie? " he said
, confused, " Now where'd he go? He was here just a minute ago. "
" I think he's behind you. " Bessy said, also slightly confused.
" Veggie? "
Vegeta peeked out from behind the bigger saiyajin, a suspicous look on his face as he
stared at Tim & Bessy.
" Oh don't worry son, we don't bite. " Bessy smiled at him. Vegeta pulled his head back
in so she could no longer see him.
" Veggie's kinda shy. " Goku laughed nervously, " Normally he's not like this. I don't
think he's ever been to farm before. "
" He's looks pretty darn short to me. How old is the little guy? 10? " Tim said,
skeptical.
" TEN!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, jumping out from behind Goku, " I'M AND ADULT!!! "
" My little buddy's naturally short. " Goku whispered to Uncle Tim.
" Oh. " Uncle Tim answered, surprised.
" He has a cute face. " Aunt Bessy said to Goku, smiling softly.
" Thanks! " Goku said, putting his hand ontop of Vegeta's head, " Veggie IS a cutie,
isn't he? "
Vegeta glared up at him, " You better just be playing along with her. "
" Aww, but Veggie, you are! " Goku said happily, bending down to his height.
" Awwwww, really Kaka-chan? " Vegeta grinned, blushing.
" You bet! " Goku nodded.
" That's what I thought. " Vegeta said, then smacked Goku's head back & forth angrily,
" THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IS _NOT_ CUTE! GOT IT! " he snapped at him, growling.
" Hey! You better watch yourself city boy! " Tim narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, " You
better not hurt my nephew or I'll send you out to clean up after the pigs! "
" Pigs..hmmph. " Vegeta crossed his arms.
" Who wants to come inside? " Bessy asked joyfully as she re-entered the house, " I made
some pie. "
Goku gasped, " PIE! I LOVE PIE! " he said with delight as he skipped inside, followed
by Uncle Tim. Tim stuck his head out the door.
" You comin in city boy? " he glared at Vegeta, who looked around uneasily.
" Uhh, I guess. " Vegeta said, walking inside, " Nowhere else to go. "
The group sat down at a small table in the kitchen. Aunt Bessy got up to get the pie out
of the fridge. Vegeta scouted the room from where he was sitting. The unfamiliar cozyness of the
room made him shiver and he slid his chair closer to the only familiar thing in the room, Goku.
" Are you alright Veggie? " Goku asked, slightly worried.
" Eh? Oh, me! I'm fine..just fine. " Vegeta said, still uneasy.
" Poor little Veggie, " Goku said sadly, then grinned, " You look like you could use a
BIIIIG hug! "
" NO! I--AK! " Vegeta yelped as Goku hugged the shorter saiyajin tightly, then let go.
" There! Don't you feel better now! "
Vegeta stuck out his tongue, " I feel diseased. "
" Aww, no ya don't! I bet deep inside that lil Veggie body of yours you liked that hug! "
Goku giggled.
" Ehhhh... "
" Who wants pie! " Aunt Bessy asked cheerfully as she set a blueberry pie down on the
table.
" ME ME ME!!! " Goku waved his hand in the air like he was in school, and grinned with
victory as a large piece of pie was sat down in front of him. He looked at the knife in his left
and, then the fork in his right & chucked them over his shoulders and started shoveling pie into
his mouth. Vegeta covered his mouth with his hands, sickened at the sight.
" Would you like some 'Veggie'? " Bessy asked him.
" I'm, not really that hungry. " Vegeta said, still watching Goku stuff his face. Goku
belched loudly, his mouth & hands now covered in blueberry sauce. He snickered at Vegeta, who was
just staring foward into space. The bigger saiyajin pressed one of his blueberry-drenched fingers
on the ouji's left cheek & drew a smiley face, then giggled anxiously waiting for him to take
notice.
" What're you laughing at now. " Vegeta grumbled, then glanced down at his cheek and
sweatdropped, " Kakarrot, you drive me crazy. " he said flatly.
" I only do it cuz I love you. " Goku giggled, then burst into laughter. Vegeta grabbed
a napkin & rubbed the blueberry smiley face off his cheek.
" OH! " Aunt Bessy said suddenly, " Say, Son-kun, did I tell you? Your cousin Mimi's been
DYING to see you again. "
" Mi-who? " Vegeta scratched his head.
" My cousin! " Goku said happily, " I haven't seen her since I last saw you--which was..
uh...a long long LONG time ago! " he said, then turned to Vegeta, " She's a redhead. "
" Good for her. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" G-KUN! " a voice shouted happily from in the doorway, " THERE YOU ARE! "
" Mi-chan! " Goku lept over to the figure, " HI Mi-chan! " he hugged her, " Mi-chan, I
want you to meet my little buddy, Vegeta. He's a prince. "
Vegeta's face turned a pale green as he stared at the figure standing next to Goku. She
was about the same height as Aunt Bessy, which was a couple inches taller than himself. She was
just as round as Aunt Bessy too. Mimi had her redhair in two pigtails hanging over her shoulders.
Her face seemed normal, if you overlooked her humongous nose, which stuck out like a huge
jellybean. Her huge snoz looked almost even bigger than Squidward's on that Spongebob Squarepants
cartoon he would watch on Saturdays. ::Big, fat, ugly, & a giant nose:: Vegeta concluded, ::Not
to mention scary::
" Why hello prince charming! " Mimi took one look at the ouji, then zipped over to him &
grabbed his hands, " Howsabout you take me back to your castle sos I can be your princess? "
" EEckh... " Vegeta flinched, sickened at her, " Uhh, listen, I--AARGH! " he cried in
pain as something collided with the back of his head.
" YOU KEEP YOUR DIRTY CITY-HANDS OFF MY MIMI! " Uncle Tim glared at Vegeta, the object he
had hit him with, a frying pan, in his hand.
" Ugh... " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his head in pain, " Why me. "
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10:07 PM 12/23/01
END OF PART 1
Chuquita: (smiling) Once again I've managed to get Veggie into a sticky situation.
Goku: (confused) I never knew I had a cousin. Or an Aunt. Or an Uncle.
Chuquita: You do now. [looks around] Say, what happened to Veggi?
Goku: She went to the restrooms halfway through the fic--haven't seen her since.
Chuquita: Maybe you should go check on her.
Goku: (horrified) In the GIRLS bathroom?!
Chuquita: ...oh yeah. (sheepishly) I forgot about the spell for a second. I'LL go check on her.
Goku: Oh-kay, see ya! [watches Chu walk off] ...say! I'm the only one here. That makes me in
charge...(big grin) Yee! WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO GOKU'S CORNER! I'm you're host Go--
[scene switches to Chu, who's in the bathroom]
Chuquita: Vedge? Veggi you in here? [feels a tap on her shoulder & turns around] AAK!!!
Veggilina: So how do I look?
Chuquita: AHH! AHH AHH AHH!! (faints from shock)
Veggilina: (worried) Chu? Chu? [bites her lip] Oh boy, this can't be good.