11:15 PM 12/23/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "Ya fat babies!" -Space Ghost

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (groans) Ohhhh, [sits up to find she's still in the restroom] Wha happened?
Veggilina: You screamed and fainted. Can't imagine why.
Chuquita: Yeah I know, I don't think I've ever FAINTED in my life and-- [looks up at Veggi]
(shrieks) AHH! AHH AHH AHH! (faints again)
Veggilina: (sweatdrops) Here we go again.
[Meanwhile...]
Goku: [sitting at the Corner desk; the entire Corner is now elaborately decorated like one
of those late-night talk shows. Son is wearing a David Letterman-ish suit] Welcome again ladies
and gentleman. I'd like to give a big thank you to my band, they're new so give them a nice
round of applause, eh?
Band: [plays]
Audiance: (cheers)
Goku: Thank you, thank you. And now onto tonight's show...
[back to the restrooms]
Chuquita: (groans) Ohhhh, wha happened?
Veggilina: Deja vu.
Chuquita: Huh? [stands up & looks at Veggi] AHH! VEGGI! YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'RE....wearing the
Cinderella-ish dress Son-San gave you!
Veggilina: (blushes) What do you think? How do I look?
Chuquita: (worried/cautious) Vedge? Are you feeling alright? [puts her hand on Veggi's forehead]
Veggilina: (surprised) Sure, I'm fine...you still didn't answer my question.
Chuquita: What?
Veggilina: How do I look? Do you think Kakarrotto will like it? (small smile)
Chuquita: You're starting to worry me. Maybe I should zap you back.
Veggilina: [not paying attention] (staring down at her dress) I dunno, it's kinda pretty but
I'm not sure...maybe you should zap it back to pink. I mean, afterall, that WAS the color
Kaka-chan bought it in. (blushes)
Chuquita: .... (raises an eyebrow at her) (flatly) Alright, that's it. I'm zapping you back.
Veggilina: NO!
Chuquita: No? Whadda ya mean "no"? First of all, I'm the host, second, you're gettin all weird
on me and I don't like it.
Veggilina: (confused) Weird? What do you mean by "weird"?
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes) [puts her hands on Veggi's shoulders] Tell me who you are.
Veggilina: Huh?
Chuquita: (serious) What's your name? And who are you?
Veggilina: I'm Veggilina and I'm the princess of Bejito-sei.
Chuquita: (still serious) And who is Kakarrot?
Veggilina: (giggles) My soon-to-be prince.
Chuquita: ...I am SO zapping you back. [zaps up her Big Book of Author Spells]
Veggilina: NO! [grabs Chu's book & makes a run for it] NEVER NEVER NEVER!
Chuquita: (still in shock from her book being gone) Uhh--(angrily) HEY!! COME BACK HERE YOU
CHICKEN!!

Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" Kaka-chaaaaan! " Vegeta whined as he stood inbetween Uncle Tim, who was holding a
frying pan in front of Vegeta's face, and Mimi, who was dreamily clinging to his arm.
" Uhh. " Goku thought fast, then grabbed Vegeta & pulled him out from between the two,
" You know Veggie-n-I had a long ride up. We're gonna head in for the night oh-kay? "
" Oh, of course. " Aunt Bessy smiled, " I had the guest room made up for you. You
remember where it is don't you Son-Kun? "
Goku nodded, " Yup. " he said, then glanced down at Vegeta, " Come on Veggie, let's
go get our rest. "
" You'll need it. " Uncle Tim nodded to Goku, then glared at Vegeta, " Especially YOU
cityboy. I'll have you workin so hard those little sissy arms'a yours'll fall off. "
" I doubt it. " Vegeta smirked, then yelped as Goku yanked him into the other room.


" WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! Trying to make Uncle Tim mad like that! " Goku scholded Vegeta
as they headed down the hall. Goku still held his grip on the smaller saiyajin's arm.
" It's not MY fault his ugly creature-spawn decided to glomp onto me like that. " Vegeta
grumbled, " But, then again, I _AM_ hard for ANY onna to resist. " he boasted.
" Get over yourself. " Goku rolled his eyes.
" Hmmph! " Vegeta pulled his arm away just as they reached one of the doors. Goku
screeched to a halt & flung open one of the doors. A big smile crossed his face.
" YEEE! " he squealed with joy, " BUNK-BEDS! " Goku grinned as he flopped himself ontop
of the bottom bunk & giggled happily, " OOOOOoOH! I forgot ALL ABOUT the bunkbeds! " he said as
Vegeta entered the room & closed the door behind him.
" Oh little Veggie, I don't know HOW I could've EVER forgotten about the bunkbeds. They
were my favorite part about coming here. " Goku reminced, " Grampa always made me sleep on the
bottom bunk...but I can't remember why?... "
" He was afraid you'd fall through the top bunk and SMUSH HIM, peabrain. " Vegeta said,
hopping up to the top bunk.
" Oh yeah, the whole "changing into a giant hairy ape when you see the moon" stuff. I
forgot all about that too. " Goku said, " I guess its been so long since I last had my tail that
I didn't have to worry about it anymore. He paused a moment, " Say Veggie? "
" What Kakarrot? "
" Why hasn't your tail grown back? I mean, it's not like you haven't had enough time to
do so. "
" I don't know Kakarrot. Our creator just doesn't like me and decided not to make my tail
regrow itself again. " Vegeta said plainly.
" ...maybe he just forgot about it. Like I forgot about the bunkbeds. "
Vegeta yawned, " Whatever gets you through the night Kakarrot. " he said, then tossed the
covers over himself. He shifted uncomforably, " Hey, Kakarrot? "
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku said, poking his head up above the top bunk, now wearing his
pajamas.
" Do you have an extra pair of, you know, pj's? "
Goku stared at him, then smiled sweetly, " Aww Veggie, course I do. It might be a little
too big for you though. After all, you ARE pretty short-- "
" --just give me the pj's. "
" Oh-kay. "


Vegeta stood infront of the mirror in their room staring at himself. Goku's extra pair
of pj's were indeed too big for him. The sleeves went at least 5 inches past the tips of his
fingers and he couldn't even see his feet, which where covered by the pj's pantlegs.
" Toldja they were too big. " Goku pointed out.
" I can't believe I'm wearing your stupid Kako-pajamas. "
" Hey little buddy, don't worry about it. It COULD be worse. " he said as they got back
into their bunks.
" In what way Kakarrot? " Vegeta asked, slightly interested.
" Well, take what's happening to you in the story around this story for example. " Goku
said, pointing upward in the direction of the Corner.
" Hmm...good point. I COULD have been turned into an onna and also have lost partial
touch with reality. " Vegeta said.
" See? Doesn't that make the problem we're in down here seem so much smaller? " Goku
smiled up at the roof of his bed, which was also the bottom of Vegeta's bed.
" No, it just makes the problem we're in seem less complicated. " Vegeta answered.
" Well that's good, right? It counts for something, right? "
" I guess. " Vegeta shrugged, then closed his eyes, " Goodnight Kakarrot. "
" Goodnight little buddy Veggie. "
" Goodnight. "
" ...sleep tight. "
" Oh-kay Kakarrot. "
" ...don't let the bedbugs bite. "
Vegeta shot up, " BUGS! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WERE _INSECTS_ ON THIS BLASTED FARM! "
" No! It's just a saying. "
" Oh...goodnight then. "
" Goodnight my little Veggie. "
" ... "
" I'll see you tommorow morning. "
" Alright Kakarrot. "
" Remember to wake up bright-n-early. "
" Uh-huh... "
" ... "
" ... "
" The earlybird catches the worm you know. "
" WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed, aggrivated, " JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! DO YOU
HEAR ME! " he shouted, " KAKARROT!...Kakarrot? " he poked his head beneath his bed to see Goku
now deep asleep. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ughh... " Vegeta groaned, then flopped his head back on
the pillow & readied himself to go to sleep. He smiled peacefully, then slowly closed his eyes.
" SSSSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRrrrRrrrrrEEEEE! "
Vegeta's eyes burst open.
" SSSSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRrrrRrrrrrEEEEE! "
" Please don't tell me that that sound is what I think it is... " he prayed, then peeked
downward, only to see Goku snoring away with a noise coming out of his mouth loud enough to break
the sound-barrier.
" You gotta be kidding me! " Vegeta moaned. He hopped out of bed & pulled Goku's pillow
out from under his head, then stuffed it in the sleeping saiyajin's mouth, silencing the noise.
Pleased, he hopped back onto his bed & closed his eyes, hearing only a muffled sound below him,
like someone trying to blow their nose. He opened one eye out of curiousity, then yelped as the
pillow flew out of Goku's mouth from the force put upon it. The force sent the pillow
sky-rocketting up through the floor to Vegeta's bed & up against the back of his neck, nearly
decapitating him.
The ouji sweatdropped, then smiled when he realized Goku had stopped snoring.
" Ugh... " he groaned, then sighed & closed his eyes again, only to have them fly open
seconds later as a giant thump of something kicked him from beneath the covers. He growled, then
tried to rest a second time. The thump repeatedly continued to whack him several times. The ouji
peeked downward. The sleeping saiyajin below him had been kicking in his sleep. Vegeta hopped out
of bed, grabbed a nearby rope and hog-tied Goku's feet together, then went back to bed, a smile
on his face. He yelped as both feet came up this time & pounded against the floor of his bunkbed.
" Errr....._KAKARROT_!!!! "
" AHHH--huh? " Goku screamed as he sat up, then paused, confused, " What? What is it?
What happened? "
" Kakarrot, switch bunks with me. NOW. " Vegeta ordered.
" Why? "
" Why? Because...JUST BECAUSE! NOW GET UP THERE! "
Goku shrugged, " Well, alright. " he said, then hopped out of bed, " WAHH! " he wobbled
back & forth, his feet still tied together. He grabbed ahold of the first thing he could, which
happened to be Vegeta's pantleg. Goku fell down, bringing the ouji with him to the floor. Vegeta
shrieked as he landed face-first onto the floor.
" My...face... " Vegeta whimpered, rubbing his now red forehead.
" That's strange. " Goku said, staring at the rope around his feet, " I wonder how that
got there. "
" I wonder how that got there. " Vegeta mocked, then rolled his eyes, " Oh brother. "
Goku quickly untied the rope & chucked it into the backround, " Come on little Veggie,
I'll help you back to your bunk! " he said cheerfully, reaching out for him.
Vegeta glared at him, " Don't...touch me. " he gritted through his teeth, then stomped
over to the bottom bunk, got in, let out a snort, and went to sleep.
" Well what crawled up his butt & died. " Goku mumbled, scratching his head in thought,
" Oh well. Off to bed! " he said enthusiastically, then took one step forward and stopped halfway
, " Uh-oh. " he said, then tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " Hey Veggie? Veggie wake up? "
" What do you want NOW? " Vegeta sent him a death-glare.
" Little buddy will you give your big buddy a boost up to his bunk? " he said in his
sweetest voice, trying to keep the ouji's temper from flaring.
" Would I have to touch your filthy Kako-germ ridden self? " Vegeta asked flatly.
" Yes. "
" Then the answer's no. " he said, then flung his covers back over himself.
" If you don't gimmie a boost, we'll have to share the bottom bunk together. " Goku said
sadly, then grinned, " But that could be fun! We could tell ghost stories and sing songs and be
bunk buddies! Won't that be great Vegeta! "


" Gee, thanks for giving me the boost little buddy, I really appreciate it. " Goku said
as he lay in the top bunk.
" A small price to pay for my sanity. " Vegeta said from below him.
" You know little Veggie, I never slept on the TOP bunk over at Uncle Tim's before. "
Goku smiled, " It's kind of exciting. " he giggled, " So high up...heehee... "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta said tiredly.
" ... "
" ... "
" LOOK MA! I'M ON _TOP_ OF THE WORLD! " Goku exclaimed, jumping to his feet, shaking the
entire bunk bed along with Vegeta's bunk underneath it.
" AHH! KAKARROT NO! " Vegeta screamed frantically.
" WOOOO--GAH! " Goku cried as his head hit the ceiling. The huge saiyajin fell back down
onto his bed, the immense weight cracking the top bunk and causing it to collapse, crashing down
upon Vegeta's bunk, " ---woo. " Goku finished in a now embrassed tone. He looked around, then
gasped, " OH NO! LITTLE BUDDY! LITTLE BUDDY CAN YOU HEAR ME! WHERE ARE YOU? " he cried, then
pulled something out of the rubble. He stared at the unconsious ouji both in horror & relief,
" Oh Veggie! " Goku sniffled, hugging him, " I'm SO sorry Veggie did I hurt you real bad? "
" Mmm, I'm ok. " Vegeta smiled, hugging back, " Oh--and, Kakarrot? "
" Yes little Veggie? " Goku said happily. Vegeta smacked him across the side of his face.
" DON'T *SMACK* YOU *SMACK* EVER *SMACKO* DO THAT *SMACK* AGAIN! " Vegeta roared in anger


" But Veggie, I don't wanna sleep on the FLOOR! " Goku whined as he stood in front of
Vegeta's bed, his blankets in his arms. Vegeta unwedged Goku's pillow from what was left of the
top bunk and chucked it at him, hitting Goku in the face. The pillow then flopped back onto the
top of the pile of blankets.
" YOU broke your bunk, so YOU sleep on the floor! " Vegeta said.
" Actually Vedge, that's MY bunk. You stole mine. I broke YOUR bed. So according to YOUR
logic, YOU should be the one sleeping on the floor. " Goku concluded.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, dumbfounded, " Uh-- "
" PLEASE VEGGIE! You're a prince, right? Well shouldn't a prince try to keep his people
happy? I'm your people, so keep me happy! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " GET AWAY FROM ME _NOW_!! " he shook his fist in the air, " NOW NOW
NOW!! "
Goku layed his sheets on the floor & tucked himself in, " WELL DON'T COME CRYING TO ME
WHEN WE REVOLT! "
" You can't revolt Kakarrot, there's only ONE of you. " Vegeta grumbled, " Thank God. "
" SURE! BE THAT WAY! IGNORE THE REVOLUTION!! " Goku shouted, then turned on his side &
closed his eyes.


Vegeta snored happily for the next several hours.
" Psst! "
" Eh? " he said groggily, his eyes still closed.
" Psst! Hey Veggie, don't be such a sheet-hog, gimmie some of the blanket! "
" Huh? Eh, whatever. " Vegeta mumbled as he handed the sheet over, then shivered.
" Psst! Hey Veggie! "
" Wha? "
" Thanks! "
" Yuh-huh. " Vegeta said. His eyes popped open. He slowly glanced over his shoulder to
see Goku next to him, grinning with the prince's sheet overtop of himself.
" Hi Veggie! " he waved happily.
Vegeta felt steam blown out of ears as his temper began to rise. He struck out his foot
& kicked the bigger saiyajin off the bed, then grabbed his blanket away from Goku.
" I SAID GET OUT! " he screamed, then covered himself again.
Goku stared at Vegeta blankly from on the floor for a few seconds, " ...DON'T FORGET THE
REVOLUTION!!! "


" *Brrrrr..* " Vegeta shivered, pulling his blanket closer against his body, " St--st--
--stupid hard cold matress! " he cussed, then paused as his brain went over what he just said,
" hard...COLD...matress? " Vegeta's eyes flung open as he realized he was laying on the floor,
" HUH?! I-- " he lept to his feet to find he had fallen out of his bed. And low & behold Goku was
now sleeping in HIS bed along with HIS pillow.
" Why...YOU... " he growled, however the cold made his teeth chatter. He rubbed his arms,
trying to warm up, " Ooooh! " Vegeta shook with frustration, " Kakarrot I outta!-- "
" --outta what little Veggie? " Goku stared up at him innocently.
" I outta...outta...uhh... " the ouji looked down at Goku, red in the face, " I outta...
--go back to my spot on the floor and...get some sleep. "
" Oh-kay little buddy! " Goku chirped as he watched Vegeta sluggishly make his way back
to the floor. He sat down indian-style w/a pouty look on his face, staring jealously at Goku, who
wiggled around under the sheets until he almost fell off the opposite side of the bed himself. A
little light flickered on inside Vegeta's head.
::Look! Free spaaaaace:: a little voice in his head soothed.
::ARE YOU CRAZY!:: another little voice screamed, ::LOOK AT IT! IT'S COVERED IN
KAKO-GERMS!::
Vegeta peered over the empty side of the bed, noticing little tiny black specks on the
mattress cover, " Holy shi--he's got FLEAS! "
::SEE! SEE!:: the second voice shrieked, ::THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! YOU WANNA GET
INFECTED WITH HIS KAKO-VIRUS AND END UP LIKE---LIKE--@@him@@ All dum and stupid and cheery and
Kako-like::
::Oh get over it! Those aren't fleas, the sheet is POLKA-DOTTED!:: the first voice
pointed out, ::Come on, there's nothing to worry about. Just climb in, it's not like you have to
HUG him or something touchy-feely like that::
::If you want to you can kick him onto the floor and let him fend for himself like he did
to you:: the second voice chimed in.
" Alright. " Vegeta smirked, then ripped a piece of the broken top bunk & creeped over to
Goku. He held the big fat bed pole above his head & hurtled it down towards Goku's head, only
to screech to a halt inches over Goku's face. He froze as the sleeping saiyajin smiled up at him.
Vegeta whinced, " I can't hit him when he's lookin at me like THAT. " he whined.
::OF _COURSE_ YOU CAN!::
" YEAH! " Vegeta shouted, swinging the bat back & forth, " HIT HIM! "
" Heeheehee! " Goku giggled in his sleep.
" ...I cAAAAn't! " he wailed, dropping the bed-pole to the floor.
::Then what ARE you going to do?::


" Oh boys! It's morning! " Aunt Bessy said as she walked into the guest room and gasped
at the destroyed top bunk, which was now laying in pieces on the floor, " What happened here! "
she looked through the destroyed bunk. Her eyes noticed a broken-off bed-pole. She picked it up,
" Oh my.. " Bessy murmured, then looked up from the pole in her hands and gasped again, " BOYS! "
" Huh? " Goku opened his eyes to see Vegeta next to him, fast asleep & hugging him. He
glanced over his shoulder where Aunt Bessy was standing over them, the bed-pole in her hands,
" Mornin Aunt Bessy. " he said curiously, " You oh-kay? " Goku said, conserned.
" My BUNK BEDS! What HAPPENED to them. " Bessy cried.
" I'm sorry Aunt Bessy, Veggie asked to switch bunks and I got all excited and I bounced
up & down on the top bunk & I broke it. " Goku said, hanging his head.
Aunt Bessy looked at him, then smiled, " It's alright little Son-kun, it can be fixed. "
she said, " I'd hate to think how your Uncle reacts to this though. " she held up the bed-pole.
" I didn't do that. " Goku said, motioning to the bed-pole, " That looks like it was
RIPPED off... " he froze, then turned to the sleeping ouji snuggled against him. He sweatdropped,
then turned his head back to Aunt Bessy, " ...and I think I know who did the ripping. "
" --OHHHH! " Aunt Bessy said from the power of suggestion, " The little guy did that. "
" Yeah. Sorry about that too. " Goku chuckled, " I must've been asleep myself when he
did that. In fact, I left him on the floor last night. I wonder how he managed to get up here
without waking me up. I'm a super-light sleeper. " he said, confused, then laughed to himself,
" Haha! Maybe he knocked me unconsious with it! " Goku pointed to the pole in Aunt Bessy's hand.
The two chuckled with each other.
" Oh that's silly. " Aunt Bessy said, " Why, if he had hit you with that pole, it would
have been FATAL. " she laughed.
" Yeah, hee-hee-hee, to a EARTHLING, anyways. " Goku also laughed.
" Hahahahaha, "earthling", ahahahaha--what? " Aunt Bessy looked at him oddly.
" ... "
" ... "
" Just where DID Gohan adopt you from anyway Son-Kun? " Aunt Bessy asked suspicously.
" Uhhhh--say Aunt Bessy is that your oven on fire! " Goku said, making a diversion.
" The OVEN! " Aunt Bessy shrieked, rushing out of the room & slamming the door behind her
, dropping the pole in her wake.
" *whew*! " Goku sighed, " Last thing I need is Aunt Bessy to know I'm an alien. " he
said, then turned his attention to Vegeta.
" Veggie? Veggie wake up. " he whispered, " Veggie it's morning. " Goku shook him
slightly. He groaned, producing no response, " Wake up sire, your people await you. " he said,
giggling.
" Eh? " Vegeta said groggily as he went back & forth between being awake to being asleep.
" Aww, goo-morning my lil-lil Veggie. " Goku said happily.
" Morning Kaka-chan. " he replied sweetly.
" Psst, hey Veggie. "
" Uh-huh? "
" Do you mind letting go of me, I have to go take a bath, I'm starting to smell pretty
ripe, and you hugging me doesn't help it any. "
" "HUGging"? " Vegeta said, confused. He glanced down at his arms, which were wrapped
around the other saiyajin, " Hugging...you. " he said quietly in shock, " --EEEEEEEEEK!!! "
Vegeta screamed, then shoved Goku away & blasted him into the wall, " AHH! AHH AHH AHH! GERMS!
KAKO-GERMS! EVERYWHERE! ALL OVER MY BODY! YUCKY KAKO-FILTH ALL OVER MY ROYAL BEING! " he yelped,
" I feel so dirty... " Vegeta shivered in disqust, then ripped off the top to his pajamas, " Oh..
...oh God WHY! " he wailed, " I _KNEW_ I should've listened to that 2nd little voice! I try to
get a little space on the stupid bed as far away from you as physically possible and I wake up
to find myself HUGGING you! God KNOWS how long I was doing that! It could've been HOURS! Leaving
PLENTY of time for me to get infected with your little KAKO-COOTIES! "
Goku, who was still smashed against the wall upside-down, raised an eyebrow at him,
" "Kako-cooties", Vegeta? "
" YES! You know! That stuff that makes you so dum you become blissfully unaware of how
dum you have become in first place! " Vegeta continued to rant.
" Whatever you say Veggie. " Goku said skeptically, then did a summersalt to get himself
right-side up again. He dusted himself off, " Oh well. I'm gonna go take that bath. " he said
cheerfully, then muttered, " I'm starting to smell like you. "
" Huh? " Vegeta looked at him, confused, then zipped over to Goku & pulled part of his
sleeve up to his nose & sniffed it. His eyes widened, " Oh Kami you _DO_ smell like ME! I was
hugging you even LONGER than I thought. "
" Yeah, well, do you mind letting go of me so I can go get rid of it. " Goku laughed
nervously as he pulled his sleeve away from the ouji.
" Eh?, OH! Yeah, right. " Vegeta said, coming out of deep thought. He followed him back
into the hallway from the guest room, " Just where IS the bathroom around here? "
" Bathroo--HEE. " Goku grinned widely at him, " Silly little buddy! Uncle Tim doesn't
have enough indoor plumbing for a bathroom. We bathe in the lake! "
" LAKE?! " Vegeta said, flabbergasted, " Wha, what about if-- " he looked downward as a
loud pained gurgle came from inside him, " --what if you have to use the, the toilet? " he said,
then gasped, " I DON'T HAVE TO GO IN THE _BUSHES_ DO I!? "
" HAHAHAHAHA!! " Goku laughed at him, " The bushes! Ha! That's FUNNY! Of course not
Veggie. What do you think, that Uncle Tim & Aunt Bessy are POOR? "
" Heh-heh, yeah, I guess that was a pretty stupid assumption...so, where IS the toilet? "
" Oh, we have an outhouse. "
" ...an outhouse? " Vegeta said, utterly bewildered.
" Come on, I'll show you. "


" THIS, is the outhouse! " Goku said proudly as he stood infront of a tall 6ft rectangle
with wooden walls and a door on one side. A cressent moon where the peephole would be.
" ...where's the toilet? "
" Ahh, the coupee de gracee! " Goku said in a bad french accent, " VoliĆ”! " he flung
open the outhouse revealing a small wooden toliet inside, small bugs crawling around the floor
and a fowl odor emitting from the tiny room.
Vegeta's face turned a pale green, " Somebody kill me now. " he said, shocked. Vegeta
looked upward to see Goku holding a huge ball of ki above his head, " AHH! KAKARROT! "
" What? You said-- "
" I WAS JOKING! " he shrieked, " GET RID OF THAT THING! "
Goku shrugged, then tossed the ki over his shoulder & hurled it into the sun, " Oh-kay. "
" *whew*! " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his forehead.
Goku felt a tap on his shoulder & turned around to see Mimi.
" I brought you your towels Son-kun. " she handed Goku a towel, then zipped over to
Vegeta, " I got the nicest towel for YOU, prince charming. " Mimi said dreamily as she handed an
extra-big towel to Vegeta, then went back in the house.
" Eeeeh. " Vegeta sweatdropped, his face an even sicklier green than before.
" Aww, I think Mimi likes you Veggie! She gave you the best towel in the house. " Goku
giggled, nudging the ouji.
Vegeta looked down at the big, slightly holed towel, " THIS is the BEST towel in the
house!? I'd hate to see what the regular towels look like. "
Goku squeezed his towel, " I can't WAIT to get in the water and get that Veggie-smell
offa me! " he said happily, then ran off towards the lake.
Vegeta paused for a moment, then growled, " AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY I SMELL! "


" Ahhhhhh...that smells soooooooo much BETTER! " Goku sighed, pleased as he stood in the
lake, the water up to his neck. He rubbed the bar of soap on his arms, then washed them off &
smelled his arm-pits, " Mmm, I smell like me again. "
" *A-HEM!* "
Goku looked up to see Vegeta staring at him from on-shore. His towel over his shoulder.
He had his arms-crossed and a pouty, stubborn look on his face. Goku laughed, " Hi little buddy!
It's about time you showed up. "
" WHY DIDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME! " Vegeta pouted angrily, " I HAD TO FIND THE STUPID LAKE
ALL BY MYSELF! "
" Oh stop being such a baby and come on in! " Goku grinned, motioning him into the lake.
" ARE YOU CRAZY! " Vegeta shouted at him, his face bright-red.
" What's the big deal. When Gohan was little we used to share the nuclear-waste can tub
all the time! " Goku said, confused, " And you're about the height Gohan was when we last did
that. "
" WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! "
" ...I dunno. " Goku shrugged, " Just pointing out the obvious. "
" "pointing out the obvious" he says. Yeesh! " Vegeta rolled his eyes, " First of all,
_IF_ I _DO_ go in that nasty-looking puddle-- "
" --lake! " Goku glared at Vegeta as he corrected him.
" --I'm certainly not going in there with your Kako-self in it. " Vegeta finished.
Goku smiled, " Why not, you ALREADY have my "cooties" all over you, what more can I do? "
" Well... " Vegeta said with uncertainty.
" Come on Veggie! It's warm! " Goku splashed about.
" Hmm... " Vegeta rubbed his chin, deep in thought. He rested his towel down on the
opposite edge of the lake away from Goku, then walked off into the bushes & forestry behind them.
Goku stared at the empty spot for a second, curious.
" CANNONBALL! " a voice shouted from behind the bushes as Vegeta lept out & did a
cannonball into the lake, buck-naked. ^u^;;
" WAHH! " Goku yelped as the splash from Vegeta's dive sent water flying all over the
place, drenching his now-dry head and soaking his hair all over again.
The ouji stuck his head above the surface, " You didn't expect me to do THAT, did you
Kakarrot! " he smirked, only half of his head reached above the water.
Goku rung out his hair, " Heh-heh, no, I, sure didn't expect you to do that. " he laughed
nervously & sweatdropped.
" HA! See that Kakarrot! You should always be prepared for ANYTHING! " Vegeta boasted,
" Now don't say I never taught you anything, because I just did. "
" Yeah, heh-heh, you can say that again. " Goku said, still sweatdropping, " I just
learned more about you than I really wanted to know. "
" What's THAT supposed to mean! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, forming a ball of ki
in his hand.
" NOTHING! It's supposed to mean NOTHING! " Goku flailed his arms about in the air in a
panic, then sighed as Vegeta made the ki disappear.
" Good, that's what I thought it meant, peasant! " Vegeta smirked at him, " Now give me
the soap! " he ordered Goku.
" Umm, but Veggie, it has "Kako-coot-- "
" What? "
" Uhh, " Goku sniffed the air, the ouji still stunk like week-old sausage, " nothing. "
he said, handing the soap to Vegeta.
" Again with the "nothing"! " Vegeta said, soaping up, " You make no sense to me. "
" Neither do you little buddy. " Goku shook his head, then grabbed his towel, " Oh well,
I'm going back to the house. "
" Wha? You can't leave me alone AGAIN! " Vegeta whined, now covered in soap-bubbles.
" But I finished already, plus I wanna go eat breakfast! " Goku said.
" And HOW am I supposed to find my way back to your little barn-home! " Vegeta glared at
him.
" Just go back the way you came. I'm sure that if you were able to find your way here
you can find your way back Vegeta. " Goku said, hopping out & putting his towel around his waist.
He grabbed his pajamas that had been washed & hung over a tree-branch, " I can't stay in the
water too long. Chi-chan says when I'm in too long I look like a prune--whatever that is. " he
said, walking off.
" BUT KAKA-CHAAAN! " Vegeta whined, " KAKARROT COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! " he shouted,
then sunk his head deeper into the water & blew bubbles w/a pouty expression, his head now half
underwater, " WHO'S GONNA HELP ME REACH MY BACK! "
" I'LL help you with your back, your majesty. " Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see
Mimi standing in front of the bushes, smiling at him. His face turned that green color again.
" Oh boy... "
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11:09 PM 12/27/01
END OF PART 2
Goku: And so ends part 2. Yes-sir-ee.
Chuquita: [comes dashing into the Corner] Son-San! Have you seen Veggilin--[looks up to see the
words "Goku's Corner" in bright neon lights hanging above the Corner desk along with the band
that is standing over to the side and Goku's talk-show host suit]--a.
Goku: (in a talk-show host voice) No, no I haven't Chu.
Chuquita: (glares at him) What in God's name do you think you're DOING!
Goku: ...what?
Chuquita: (groans) HAS EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE GONE INSANE!!
Veggilina: [taps Goku on the shoulder] (sweetly) How do you like my dress Kakay?
Goku: (raises an eyebrow) Uhh, it's nice Veggi.
Veggilina: (giggly) REALLY? You really think that! Oh jeez... (blushes wildly)
Chuquita: AH-HA! [points to Veggilina] THERE YOU ARE! NOW GIMMIE BACK MY BOOK SO I CAN CHANGE
YOU BACK INTO VEGGIE!
Veggilina: (shrieks) AHH! [clings to Goku] Oh Kaka-chan protect me she's trying to hurt me and I
didn't do anything wrong you believe me don't you?
Goku: (confused) Uhh--
Chuquita: (cautiously) Son-San, just tell "Veggilina" to give me back the book so everything can
go back to NORMAL.
Veggilina: What IS normal anyway. [snuggles against Goku, who looks like he's about to throw up]
Chuquita: Obviously not YOU.
Veggilina: (glares at her) You take one more step near MY Kaka-chan and I'll rip your head off!
???-???: (enraged) YOUR "Kaka-chan"!!
Chuquita: (gasps) OH NO! IT'S--
Goku: (happily) CHI-CHI!
Chi-Chi: (snarls at Veggilina) YOU GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF MY GOKU YOU--YOU--WHOEVER YOU ARE!
Veggilina: NEVER! [pushes Goku aside] I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR HIM FIRST!
Goku: (shocked) WHAT?!
Chuquita: (also shocked) You gotta be kidding me!
Chi-Chi: ALRIGHT "PRINCESS" [assumes fighting position] LET'S GO!
Veggilina: BRING IT ON!