3:00 PM 12/28/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -From "Peanuts"
"Columbus Day: By Sally Brown"
Sally: This is a report for school.
Charlie Brown: I see.
Sally: Columbus Day was a very brave man. He wanted to sail around the world.
"I can give you three ships, Mr. Day, " said the Queen.
Charlie Brown: Good luck.
Sally: Thank you.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (gawking at Chi-Chi & Veggilina, who are both in fighting stance and staring each
other down) YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT?!
Goku: (also gawking) OVER _ME_!
Chuquita: IN _MY_ STUDIO!
Goku: RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!?
Veggilina: [zips over to Goku] [grabs his hands] (worried) Do you have a problem with that
Kaka-chan? I'll move it somewhere else if you'd like. (smile)
Chi-Chi: (glaring at Veggilina) If you don't get your paws off of him right now I'll move
YOU somewhere else missy!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Actually, I was wondering if you could maybe take this outside, away from
all the people in the audiance--
Veggilina: (dreamily) Aww, Kaka-chan you're such a sweetie, wanting to keep all the stupid
bakayaros safe. [kisses him on the cheek] (confidently) ALRIGHT THEN! Outside it is!
[marches out through the backdoor, Chi-Chi following her]
Chi-Chi: [rolls up her sleeve as she leaves the room] (snarling) YOU KISSED MY GOKU!
Veggilina: [pokes her head in the doorway] You mean MY Kaka-chan.
Chi-Chi: (enraged) OOH! YOU! [pounces Veggilina, causing a large cartoon fight-cloud to appear]
Chuquita: (bewildered) Well...the fight is on its way.
Goku: (sticks his tongue out in disqust) I don't care WHAT she looks like--deep inside she's
still Veggie. (rubs his cheek) YUCK!
Chuquita: Smart idea getting them to take it outside though.
Goku: Yeah, I could never forgive myself if something happened to the people in the audiance.
Chuquita: ..actually I was thinking more along the lines of what would happen to my big comfy
expensive spin-y chair...but a good thought nonetheless.
Goku: [grabs a bucket of popcorn] Come on Chu, let's go watch the fight!
Chuquita: ARE YOU NUTS?! IT'S DANGEROUS! NOT TO MENTION YOUR ENTIRE FUTURE MAY BE AT STAKE HERE!
Goku: (happily) Oh stop worrying. Chi-chan'll CREAM him, err, her, err, you know what I mean.
Chuquita: [follows him outside] For your sake I hope you're right.
Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" So whadda ya say Prince Charming? " Mimi smiled at Vegeta, who's face was green with
disqust, " How about I take you up on that offer of scrubbin your back, seeing as Son-kun's
already left? "
" That, won't really be nessessary. " Vegeta nervously waved his hands in front of her,
" I can do it on my own. "
" That was a heck of a dive you made. " Mimi said, changing the subject.
Vegeta's eyes widened, " You, you--saw me dive? "
Mimi nodded.
" OH EEW! " he retched in disqust.
" You have a beautiful a--- "
" --Don't...you...dare. " Vegeta interupted her, gritting through his teeth.
" Assp. " Mimi finished, " Ah swear, it was like poetry in motion! " she sighed dreamily.
" That's it, I'm outta here. " Vegeta said, reaching for his towel, only to have Mimi
swipe it out of his grasp before he could get a firm hold on the towel, " HEY! "
" Looks like you're strollin back to Aunt Bessy's farm in your birthday suit Mr. Prince."
Mimi grinned, then whistled as she made her way back through the woods & disappeared from sight.
Vegeta sunk underneath the water & grumbled to himself, " I hate my life... "
" Hey little buddy, nice bush. " Goku commented as a soaked Vegeta walked past him
holding a large bush around his waist like a puffy green towel.
" Shut up. " Vegeta snapped at him, then did a double take at Goku's attire, " Kakarrot,
what are you WEARING?! "
Goku grinned widely at him. He had on a pair of blue overalls and a white t-shirt. Two
big black guhloches on each foot, " Don't I look snazzy! "
" You look like something out of howdy doody. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Howdy what-y? "
" I forgot, you don't have cable. "
" Neither does Uncle Tim. " Goku pointed out. Vegeta shivered.
" Don't remind me. "
" OH! By the way, Aunt Bessy got you some farm clothes too. " Goku said happily.
" "FARM CLOTHES"? "
" Uh-huh. Just like mine, only littler because you're so little! " Goku giggled, pinching
the ouji on the cheek.
" Wet go ouf myh teek, NOW! " Vegeta roared. Goku stuck out his bottom lip in a pouty
way, then let go & sighed.
" You didn't have to be mean about it. I was just playing with you. " he said sadly.
" Do I LOOK like a TOY to you, Kakarrot? "
" No.. " Goku trailed off, still sad.
" Well then...DON'T PLAY WITH ME!! "
Goku whimpered, " Sorry little buddy. " he said, then changed the subject, " Say, why are
you wearing a bush anyway? "
" WHY am I wearing a bush Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, " Oh I'll TELL you why I'm wearing a
bush. " he said, getting steamed all over again, " IT'S BECAUSE YOUR STUPID NON-RELATED COUSIN
STOLE MY TOWEL AND TRIED TO DO WHO-KNOWS-WHAT TO ME! "
" I can understand that, but why did you grab the bush that's full of poison ivy? " Goku
said, baffled.
" Poison..ivy? " Vegeta said slowly in realization, " POISON IVY!! " he screamed with
fright, then chucked the bush to the ground to see he now had little red bumps all over from the
poison ivy, " AHHH! " he wailed as he tried desprately to scratch himself, " IT BURNS IT BURNS
IT BURNS!! "
" Ohhh, poor uninformed little buddy, does that feel any better? " Goku said, comforting
Vegeta, who was now sitting in a large tin tub full of water & baking soda. Goku was using a
sponge to rub the prince's poison ivy.
" I feel mortified. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh I feel terrible about this Son-kun. " Aunt Bessy said with a worried look on her
face, " I should have warned you boys about the poison ivy in the woods.
" No, it's my fault. " Goku sighed, " I knew about it but I never told Veggie cuz I just
assumed he could tell what plants where poison and which ones weren't. " he said, then gave
Vegeta a hug, " And I'll never let it happen again to my little buddy no I won't. " he cooed
apologetically.
" Aww, whatsa matter city-boy? Wimp out before you even start workin? " Uncle Tim smirked
at Vegeta as he walked over to the group.
" Now you leave him alone, Tim. " Bessy said, shaking her finger at him, " The boy didn't
know it was poison ivy he was wearing around himself. "
" Poison ivy? " Uncle Tim cocked his head, " Now why the heck were you wearin poison ivy
for? "
" It's all your stupid, fat, ugly spawn's fault! " Vegeta shouted, " SHE TOOK MY TOWEL &
I HAD TO FIND SOMETHING TO COVER MYSELF WITH! "
" Yeah, but, why poison ivy? "
Vegeta felt steam coming out of his ears again, " I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POISON IVY!!!! AND
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HAVE EVEN DONE THAT IF KAKARROT'S BAKA COUSIN DIDN'T STEAL MY TOWEL! "
" MIMI! " Uncle Tim shouted to his daughter, who came to join the group, " Mimi did you
steal city-boy's towel over here? " he said, motioning to the ouji who sitting in the metal tub.
" No Papa ah didn't. " Mimi said innocently.
" OH YOU DID TOO! " Vegeta snapped at her.
" YOU CALLING MY MIMI A LIAR CITY-BOY! " Uncle Tim glared at him.
" YES I'M CALLING HER A LIAR BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE IS! A BIG FAT UGLY LIAR! " Vegeta
screamed, then yelped to find Uncle Tim pointing his Elmer Fudd style gun at Vegeta's face.
" You say that again and I'll blow those perty little eyes right outta your fat head! "
he snarled.
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried, grabbing the ouji from behind around the waist, " Don't you dare
shoot my little Veggie, Uncle Tim! He didn't do anything wrong! "
" You keep outta this Son-kun, this is between me and the city-boy. " Uncle Tim said,
still glaring at Vegeta, his gun still pointed at the ouji.
" Don't you think you're OVER-REACTING, Tim? " Aunt Bessy said skeptically, crossing her
arms.
" Well, I, " he hesitated as he watched Bessy continue to stare at him with disqust, " I,
oh alright! " Uncle Tim chucked his rifle to the ground, " I'll shoot him later. "
" YOU _WON'T_ SHOOT HIM AT ALL! " Aunt Bessy repremanded him as she followed him back
into the house.
Vegeta let out a sigh of relief.
" That was close! " Goku said, worried as he protectively hugged the ouji tighter.
Vegeta smirked, " I could get to like your Aunt Bessy. "
" Yeah, she's a nice lady. " Goku responded, " I don't know what I'd do if something
horrible happened to my little buddy. "
Vegeta blushed, " Awww, REALLY, Kaka-chan? "
" Yup! " Goku nodded.
" I like you too your highness. " Mimi smiled at him.
Vegeta glared at her, " OH SHUT UP! "
" Uuugh, I look like a fool. " Vegeta groaned from behind the guest room door. Goku was
standing out in the hallway, still decked out in his farm-wear.
" Oh come on Veggie! I'm sure you look great! " he grinned, trying to coax the ouji out
of the bedroom.
" Fine. " Vegeta said, then kicked open the door, dressed in a practically simliar outfit
as Goku's.
" You look just like me! " Goku said cheerfully.
" Like I said, I look like a fool. " Vegeta said flatly as he walked past him.
" Aww, no ya don't! " Goku said as he tried to make him feel better, " You look cute in
your little overalls. "
Vegeta growled, then turned around to face him and grabbed him by the collar, " Kakarrot,
I am THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!...I am not supposed to look "cute". I'M SUPPOSED TO
LOOK LIKE THE MOST FEARED WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY! "
" Really? Who's that? " Goku responded curiously.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " THAT'S _ME_ YOU BIG IDIOT!! " he screamed at him.
" Oh. "
The ouji sighed, then let go of him and continued on, " Or at least I _WAS_ until I met
YOU. Now I'm nothing more than "Kakarrot's little buddy "Veggie" ". Not even Vegeta! "VEGGIE"! "
he exclaimed, then shook his head, " What kinda name is "Veggie" anyway! "
" I cute one! " Goku chimed in.
" Yeah, a "cute" one. " Vegeta mumbled to himself.
" Nice outfit your highness. " Mimi grinned sneakily at him as he & Goku walked past her.
" Get out of my face, or I'll blast yours off. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her.
" It's nice, but I liked what you had on at the lake MUCH nicer. " Mimi went on, the
sneaky smile still on her face.
" Can't you go bother the village fool or something? " Vegeta said, trying to get her
off his back.
" We don't got no village. " Mimi said.
" Neh, "We don't got no village", " Vegeta mocked her, " You can't even say things
right! "
" Correctly. " Goku said.
" What? "
" It's you can't even say things correctly. "
Vegeta glared at him, " Kakarrot, why don't you make my life easier and go play on the
highway. "
" VEGGIE! " Goku gasped in shock, " You're not trying to break my little heart are you? "
he said w/big sparkily eyes.
" No... " Vegeta trailed off, then shook his head clear, " YOU CUT THAT OUT! " he shouted
, " It's DISQUSTING AND HYPNOTIC! " he snapped as they went into the kitchen & sat down at the
table.
" Why don't you too look snazzy. " Aunt Bessy smiled kindly at them as she continued to
beat flour and some eggs in a bowl.
" See! Toldja! " Goku grinned at Vegeta.
" I feel like you. " Vegeta looked down at his clothes in disqust, then turned to Aunt
Bessy, " Where's my training uniform! "
" It's out on the line along with Son-kun's gi, I just washed them. " Aunt Bessy said.
" Good, " Vegeta said, then got up, " I'm going to put it back on. "
" Oh you shouldn't be doing chores in spandex, it sucks against the skin so much you'd be
sweatin like a pig in there by the time the day was over. " Aunt Bessy answered.
" IT IS _NOT_ SPANDEX! " Vegeta shouted, his face red with embrassment.
" You know, I love a man in tights. " Mimi said dreamily, smiling at Vegeta.
" I DO _NOT_ WEAR TIGHTS!! " he screamed angrily, then composed himself, " It's made of
a rubberlike elastic that protects my body from ki blasts while also disabling any opponent from
grabbing me by my clothes. "
" Veggie's so cute when he's angry. " Goku said as he & Mimi giggled at him.
" AND I AM _NOT_ CUTE! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.
" Hey Son-kun! " Uncle Tim said as he entered the room, " I need you to go brand some of
the horses out in the pasture. " he said, handing Goku a branding iron w/a big T on it. A large
grin crossed Goku's face.
" YOU'RE LETTING KAKARROT BURN YOUR INITIALS INTO THE REAR-ENDS OF A BUNCH OF BIG DUMB
ANIMALS?! " Vegeta gasped, horrifed. He grinned, " Can I help? "
" YOU? HA! Yeah right, city-boy. You're not ready for complicated work like branding,
boy. " Uncle Tim said.
" COMPLICATED! ALL YOU DO IS STAMP THEM! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Nope. I'm gonna start you out with something simple. " he said, handing the ouji a
bucket, " You're gonna milk the cows. "
" Milk the cows? " Vegeta said as if it was in some foreign langage, " How do I do
THAT?! "
" It's simple, " Uncle Tim said, pushing Vegeta out the front door behind Goku, " I'm
sure you'll figure it out. "
" "simple". Riiiight... " Vegeta said as he stood just outside the barn infront of one
of the cows. He looked at the cow, confused, " OH! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO _THIS_! I'M A PRINCE
NOT A PEASANT LIKE KAKARROT IS! " he pouted, then heard a loud yelp & looked over his shoulder to
see Goku chasing the horses around with the branding iron. The horses had T marks all over their
bodies and were clearly running away in fear from the branding-happy saiyajin. Vegeta growled,
then turned back to the cow, " I CAN DO THIS! " he screamed in envy of the bigger saiyajin.
The cow rolled its eyes at Vegeta. He walked in front of the cow, then opened its mouth
& peered inside, " ALRIGHT YOU DUM ANIMAL! GIMMIE YOUR MILK! " he shouted. Vegeta scratched his
head, then put the bucket on the cow's mouth like a horse's feedbag, " HA! There, now---now MILK.
... " Vegeta ordered the cow, then waited patiently for about 5 minutes. He took the feed-bag off
of the cow's mouth, which was now filled with drool.
" Now that doesn't look right. " Vegeta muttered, " Eh, good enough, it probably has to
be churned, like butter. "
" HI LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku chirped from behind him. Vegeta turned around to see Goku
sitting ontop of one of the multiably-branded horses, which had barely any hair left from being
branded so many places, " I'm DONE! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta smiled proudly at him, " So am I. " he said, then held out the bucket
full of cow-drool.
Goku stared at the bucket, stunned, then up at Vegeta, " You're kidding me, right? "
" ? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him, " What? " he said, then grinned, " Oh, _I_ get it,
YOU didn't think I could milk this beast EITHTER, huh? Well I DID. "
" Vegeta, you milk a cow by the udders, not the MOUTH. EVERYONE knows THAT. " Goku talked
to him like he was a 5 year old.
" I---I KNEW THAT! " Vegeta snapped at him, red in the face, " I was just TESTING you,
that's all. He dumped the drool out of the bucket & cringed, " Yuck. "
Goku giggled at him, " Aww little Veggie. Here, lemmie show you how to milk it. " he said
, grabbing a nearby stool and positioning it to the side of the cow, " Now gimmie the bucket. "
he said, still giggling at his little buddy's mistake. Vegeta handed over the still slightly
drool-covered bucket. Goku brushed it off & put it underneath the cow's udders.
" Now, you have to grab the cow by the udders. " he instructed, then held of of the cow's
udders in his left hand & pointed to it with his right, " THIS, is an udder. "
" Eeew. " Vegeta cringed, " That's SICK Kakarrot! "
" Don't be such a big baby! " Goku said, then interupted Vegeta before he had a chance
to protest, " Then you quickly squeeze the milk out of the udder and into the pail. " he said,
doing so, " But you can't squeeze to hard or you'll hurt her. "
" HER? "
" In't that way Daisy. " Goku said, patting the cow, who smiled at him, " Yeah you
remember me don't you? "
" You're FRIENDS, with the COW? " Vegeta looked at him oddly.
" Well, yeah. " Goku said, confused. He smiled, " I'm buddies with YOU, aren't I? "
" Uh-huh? " Vegeta said curiously. He peered down at Goku's hands holding the udders,
" So that's where milk comes from huh?...one more food I'll never be able to eat again. " he said
flatly, then yelped as Goku turned the udder in Vegeta's direction & squirted milk all over the
prince's face.
" Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! " Goku laughed at him, " You're so cute little buddy. "
" I hate you. " Vegeta grumbled as he wiped the milk off his face, " And for the last
time, I AM _NOT_ CUTE! "
" Whatever you say Veggie. " Goku said to him, knowingly. He got up, " So! " he said
suddenly, " You try! "
" GAH! ARE YOU CRAZY! THAT'S THE MOST DISQUSTING THING I'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO DO! "
Vegeta yelled at him.
" You're just saying that cuz you can't. " Goku teased him.
" What do you mean "I can't". " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku.
" Oh you said that only because you know you can't do it and don't want to embarass
yourself in front of me. " Goku said casually, tugging on the ouji's chain.
" I CAN TO DO IT! " Vegeta growled, sitting down on the stool. He looked at the udders &
bucket with uncertainty, " I, I just, need my gloves, that's all. " he folded his arms.
" Here ya go little buddy! " Goku said, shoving Vegeta's white gloves infront of him.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Yes, THANK YOU Kakarrot. " he gritted through his teeth, taking
the gloves from him and putting them on, mumbling to himself as he did so, " Oh-kay...here I go..
..yup...heh-heh... "
" If you're scared I can do it for you? " Goku offered.
" I AM NOT SCARED OF THE STUPID COW _OR_ IT'S STUPID UDDERS! " Vegeta screamed, then
grabbed an udder in each hand & squeezed them.
" MOOOOOOO!!!! " Daisy wailed in pain as she lifted her back legs into the air & kicked
Vegeta off his stool and several feet away from her.
" I GOTCHA LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku cried as he ran towards where the ouji was falling, " I
GOTCHA I GOTCHA I GOT-- "
" OOFHA! " Vegeta grunted as Goku caught him.
" Hey! I actually caught you this time! GOOD FOR ME! " Goku cheered himself on, " How
do you feel little buddy? "
" Just... " the bucket fell milk-first ontop of Vegeta's head, " ...fine. "
" Well look who it is, the conquering hero. " Uncle Tim snickered as Vegeta walked back
inside, the milk-pail still over his head.
" Shut up. " Vegeta snorted from inside the metal pail.
" Hey Aunt Bessy! Do you still have that screwdriver? " Goku called up the stairs as he
entered, " Veggie got his head stuck in the milk bucket and we can't get it out. "
" Boy can't do anything right. " Uncle Tim continued to guffal. Goku sent him a
death-glare.
" You leave my little buddy alone. " Goku glared, defending the ouji.
" I've got the screwdriver Son-kun. " Aunt Bessy said as she came down the stairs, " What
happened? "
" My little Veggie got his head stuck in the milk bucket. " Goku pouted, pointing to
Vegeta, who waved to her.
" Oh dear, would you look at that. You poor boy. " Aunt Bessy said, consoling him. She
waved her finger at Tim, " I TOLD you not to give the boy a chore he didn't know how to do! Now
look what he did! He went and got himself stuck in there! "
" I'd say its an improvement. " Uncle Tim chuckled, then left the room.
Aunt Bessy looked Vegeta's situation over, " Hmm, Son-kun, I don't think I'll be able to
get him out with just the screwdriver. " she said sadly, then smiled at him, " Be a dear and get
your Aunt the jackhammer and the chainsaw in the garage, will you? "
Vegeta started to shiver nervously from inside the bucket.
" YEA! I GET TO JACKHAMMER VEGGIE'S HEAD! " Goku squealed, then zipped off to the garage.
Vegeta was now on the verge of a total mental breakdown, horrific, gory images of the
consequences of Goku using a jackhammer on the flimsy piece of metal that was mere inches from
his royal visage.
Vegeta grabbed the rim of the bucket with his hands in a final, desprate attempt to
dislodge it from around his skull, sobbing from behind it.
" I'M BAAAACK! " Goku said in a sing-song voice. Vegeta paused for a moment, hearing
nothing outside the bucket, then shrieked in terror as the sound of a chainsaw warming up echoed
from outside the bucket.
" AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHH!! " he bawled, running around the room, and, evidently, running
into practically everything in the kitchen as he searched for the backdoor.
" VEGG-EEE! STOP MOVING! " Goku complained. The roar of the chainsaw caused the ouji to
temporaily freeze in his tracks.
" PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T! " Vegeta cried, sensing Goku's chi less than a foot away from him
, along with the chainsaw.
" Oh calm down Veggie, I'm only gonna cut the bucket, not your head. "
" YOU ARE NOT! THIS IS A PLOY! YOU PURPOSLY BROUGHT ME HERE SO YOU COULD KILL ME AND MAKE
IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! " he screamed in paranoia.
" VEGGIE! Why would I ever do that to you? " Goku gasped, worried.
" SO YOU COULD WOULDN'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION IN STRENGTH! YOU WANT ME GONE SO _YOU_ CAN
BE KING! "
Goku handed the chainsaw to Aunt Bessy, " Oh Veggie how could you think that! " he put
his hands on the sides of the bucket and to his surprise he easily lifted the bucket off of the
ouji's head, " Hey! Lookit that little buddy! " he said happily.
The ouji looked around, the bucket now unwedged from around him. His entire face felt
sweaty & his cheeks were wet with tears.
" Haha, you got so nervous your sweat greased up the inside of the bucket enough for me
to slip it off. " Goku grinned, " Isn't that great little buddy! "
" Heh-heh, great. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Just great. "
" Kakarrot, just how LONG do we have till this nightmare's over? " Vegeta asked as he
lay on the left side of the remaining bunk in Goku's extra pair of pajamas.
" Well, let's see. " Goku said, laying on the right side, counting his fingers, " We got
here on Friday, and today's Saturday, so, we only have tommorow and then the next morning we go
home! "
Vegeta sighed with relief, " Good. "
" That is, unless you'd like to stay here. " Goku joked, snickering at him.
" Bite me. " Vegeta growled, then pulled the covers over himself, " All I can say is I
better not wake up to what I woke up to this morning. Stupid subconsious, making me hug you in my
sleep. "
" I agree with you on that one Vedge, you smelled like a pair of dirty sweat-socks! "
Goku stuck out his tongue.
" HEY, WATCH IT! THAT STENTCH HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH _MANY_ ROYAL GENERATIONS! "
Vegeta snorted at him, " YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SLEEPING HERE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF ON THE FLOOR. "
Goku pinched his nose in displeasure, " Heaven forbid we be deprived of THAT smell. " he
said sarcastically.
" Are you sassing me? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the taller saiyajin.
" Maybe. "
Vegeta smacked him over the top of the head, " That's what I thought. "
" Oww! VEH-GEE! That hurt. " Goku whined.
" GOOD, it was supposed to! " Vegeta said, then turned on his side so his back was facing
Goku.
" Heeheehee. "
" What are you laughing about NOW? "
" That was sure funny when Uncle Tim's Goat tried to eat your hair earlier wasn't it
Veggie? " Goku chuckled, " You almost lost half your hair! Heehee. "
" Yes, Kakarrot, it was hilarious. " Vegeta grumbled, " Just let me get some sleep. "
" ... "
" ... "
" You know Veggie, I think we're really bonding on this little trip. " Goku clasped his
hands together as he layed on his back in the bed, " I mean, other than the fact that you smell
REALLY REALLY BAD, you're a pleasure to bunk with. "
" Awwwww, that's sweet Kaka-chan! " Vegeta smiled, still facing the wall, his face bright
red.
" *CRASH!!* "
" AHH! " both saiyajins screamed in response to the thunder.
" WHAT WAS THAT! " Vegeta yelped, sitting up.
" Gee, if I didn't know better, I'd say that's a thunderstorm. " Goku said, still laying
down. Vegeta curiously glanced about the room, then felt something smack him on the forehead. He
looked upward just as the rain began to pour harder, causing the water to seep down through
hundreds of little cracks in the ceiling, soaking the duo.
Vegeta sat there in shock as the rain-water continued to fall down upon him, drenching
the ouji & his big buddy. He stuck his bottom lip out in a pouty way and flopped back on the bed.
" Goodnight Kakarrot. " he sighed.
" Goodnight Veggie-chan! " Goku responded, " See you in the morning! "
" I hear ya Kakarrot. "
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10:07 PM 12/30/01
END OF PART 3
Chi-Chi: YAHHHH!! [lands a kick to Veggilina's jaw]
Veggilina: DIE! [forms a ki-blast during the kick and sends Chi-Chi flying backwards]
Chi-Chi: [lands to her feet, still screeching backwards until she halts] (cocky) OH! IS THAT THE
_BEST_ YOU COULD DO _PRINCESS_!
Goku & Chu: [sitting in lawn chairs and watching the fight; passing the box of popcorn between
them]
Chuquita: Hmm, they aren't half-bad.
Goku: Chi-Chi & Veggi?
Chuquita: No, the popcorn. OF COURSE CHI-CHI AND VEGGI!
Goku: (sweetly) And they're fighting over little me. IN'T THAT COOL!!
Chuquita: You better root for Chi-Chi some more. You know what'll happen if Veggilina over there
wins, don't ya?
Goku: ...no. Remind me again.
Chuquita: (groans) They're fighting not just over you but FOR you. The winner gets to keep you,
knucklehead.
Goku: (gasps) KEEP ME!? I didn't have a say in this!
Veggilina: [zips over to Goku] Don't worry Kaka-chan, I'll do my best for you. [rubs cheeks
w/him] But I promise to keep the odds fair just to give HER [glares at Chi-Chi] a chance. (kisses
him) And then it'll all be over and I'll get to ask you what I'm dying to ask you!
Goku: (meekly) What are you dying to ask me?
Veggilina: (blushes like crazy) It's a secret. [snuggles against him] A wonderful BEAUTIFUL
secret that I'll tell you after I'm done thrashing HER.
Goku: (whining) CHUUU!!
Chuquita: (mock-whining) WHHHHAAAAT?
Goku: If you, don't mind, MAKE HER LET GO!
Chi-Chi: [creeping up behind Veggi/Goku with her bazooka in hand]
Veggilina: (still blushing) Oh come on Kaka-chan, we're BOTH saiyajins, your instincts should be
saying SOMETHING about who you want to win. Can't you FEEL IT!
Goku: I.. [glances at Chu, who shrugs] Well, I, (guiltily) Yeah..they are. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THEM!
Veggilina: But you DO feel it?
Chi-Chi: FEEL _THIS_! [shoots off the bazooka, sending Veggi hurtling a hundred-some feet up]
[drops the bazooka and flies up towards Veggi, then w/her fists pounds her down into the ground,
leaving a Veggi-sized mark in the concrete] HAHAHHAAHA!
Goku: (cheering; w/pom-poms in each hand) YEAH CHI-CHAN! YOU CAN DO IT! GO GO GO!
Chi-Chi: [flies down to the hole like a dive-bomber, only to stop suddenly as a bright yellow
light explodes out of the hole]
Goku: OH NO! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT!
Veggilina: [pulls herself out of the hole in SSJ1 mode] I promised my Kaka-chan I'd fight fair
with you, but YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!! [goes SSJ2] NOW I'M NOT ONLY GOING TO BEAT YOU UP! I'M
GOING TO WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
Goku: (wails) CHI-CHI!!!
Chi-Chi: (smirks) My Goku wouldn't let you do that, even if you could.
Veggilina: You don't think I can? JUST WATCH ME! [forms a huge ball of ki] BIIIIIIIGGGGGUUUUU
BAAAAAAAAAANNGGGG ATTACK! [lets loose the ki at her]
Goku: NOOOO!
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -From "Peanuts"
"Columbus Day: By Sally Brown"
Sally: This is a report for school.
Charlie Brown: I see.
Sally: Columbus Day was a very brave man. He wanted to sail around the world.
"I can give you three ships, Mr. Day, " said the Queen.
Charlie Brown: Good luck.
Sally: Thank you.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (gawking at Chi-Chi & Veggilina, who are both in fighting stance and staring each
other down) YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT?!
Goku: (also gawking) OVER _ME_!
Chuquita: IN _MY_ STUDIO!
Goku: RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!?
Veggilina: [zips over to Goku] [grabs his hands] (worried) Do you have a problem with that
Kaka-chan? I'll move it somewhere else if you'd like. (smile)
Chi-Chi: (glaring at Veggilina) If you don't get your paws off of him right now I'll move
YOU somewhere else missy!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Actually, I was wondering if you could maybe take this outside, away from
all the people in the audiance--
Veggilina: (dreamily) Aww, Kaka-chan you're such a sweetie, wanting to keep all the stupid
bakayaros safe. [kisses him on the cheek] (confidently) ALRIGHT THEN! Outside it is!
[marches out through the backdoor, Chi-Chi following her]
Chi-Chi: [rolls up her sleeve as she leaves the room] (snarling) YOU KISSED MY GOKU!
Veggilina: [pokes her head in the doorway] You mean MY Kaka-chan.
Chi-Chi: (enraged) OOH! YOU! [pounces Veggilina, causing a large cartoon fight-cloud to appear]
Chuquita: (bewildered) Well...the fight is on its way.
Goku: (sticks his tongue out in disqust) I don't care WHAT she looks like--deep inside she's
still Veggie. (rubs his cheek) YUCK!
Chuquita: Smart idea getting them to take it outside though.
Goku: Yeah, I could never forgive myself if something happened to the people in the audiance.
Chuquita: ..actually I was thinking more along the lines of what would happen to my big comfy
expensive spin-y chair...but a good thought nonetheless.
Goku: [grabs a bucket of popcorn] Come on Chu, let's go watch the fight!
Chuquita: ARE YOU NUTS?! IT'S DANGEROUS! NOT TO MENTION YOUR ENTIRE FUTURE MAY BE AT STAKE HERE!
Goku: (happily) Oh stop worrying. Chi-chan'll CREAM him, err, her, err, you know what I mean.
Chuquita: [follows him outside] For your sake I hope you're right.
Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" So whadda ya say Prince Charming? " Mimi smiled at Vegeta, who's face was green with
disqust, " How about I take you up on that offer of scrubbin your back, seeing as Son-kun's
already left? "
" That, won't really be nessessary. " Vegeta nervously waved his hands in front of her,
" I can do it on my own. "
" That was a heck of a dive you made. " Mimi said, changing the subject.
Vegeta's eyes widened, " You, you--saw me dive? "
Mimi nodded.
" OH EEW! " he retched in disqust.
" You have a beautiful a--- "
" --Don't...you...dare. " Vegeta interupted her, gritting through his teeth.
" Assp. " Mimi finished, " Ah swear, it was like poetry in motion! " she sighed dreamily.
" That's it, I'm outta here. " Vegeta said, reaching for his towel, only to have Mimi
swipe it out of his grasp before he could get a firm hold on the towel, " HEY! "
" Looks like you're strollin back to Aunt Bessy's farm in your birthday suit Mr. Prince."
Mimi grinned, then whistled as she made her way back through the woods & disappeared from sight.
Vegeta sunk underneath the water & grumbled to himself, " I hate my life... "
" Hey little buddy, nice bush. " Goku commented as a soaked Vegeta walked past him
holding a large bush around his waist like a puffy green towel.
" Shut up. " Vegeta snapped at him, then did a double take at Goku's attire, " Kakarrot,
what are you WEARING?! "
Goku grinned widely at him. He had on a pair of blue overalls and a white t-shirt. Two
big black guhloches on each foot, " Don't I look snazzy! "
" You look like something out of howdy doody. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Howdy what-y? "
" I forgot, you don't have cable. "
" Neither does Uncle Tim. " Goku pointed out. Vegeta shivered.
" Don't remind me. "
" OH! By the way, Aunt Bessy got you some farm clothes too. " Goku said happily.
" "FARM CLOTHES"? "
" Uh-huh. Just like mine, only littler because you're so little! " Goku giggled, pinching
the ouji on the cheek.
" Wet go ouf myh teek, NOW! " Vegeta roared. Goku stuck out his bottom lip in a pouty
way, then let go & sighed.
" You didn't have to be mean about it. I was just playing with you. " he said sadly.
" Do I LOOK like a TOY to you, Kakarrot? "
" No.. " Goku trailed off, still sad.
" Well then...DON'T PLAY WITH ME!! "
Goku whimpered, " Sorry little buddy. " he said, then changed the subject, " Say, why are
you wearing a bush anyway? "
" WHY am I wearing a bush Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, " Oh I'll TELL you why I'm wearing a
bush. " he said, getting steamed all over again, " IT'S BECAUSE YOUR STUPID NON-RELATED COUSIN
STOLE MY TOWEL AND TRIED TO DO WHO-KNOWS-WHAT TO ME! "
" I can understand that, but why did you grab the bush that's full of poison ivy? " Goku
said, baffled.
" Poison..ivy? " Vegeta said slowly in realization, " POISON IVY!! " he screamed with
fright, then chucked the bush to the ground to see he now had little red bumps all over from the
poison ivy, " AHHH! " he wailed as he tried desprately to scratch himself, " IT BURNS IT BURNS
IT BURNS!! "
" Ohhh, poor uninformed little buddy, does that feel any better? " Goku said, comforting
Vegeta, who was now sitting in a large tin tub full of water & baking soda. Goku was using a
sponge to rub the prince's poison ivy.
" I feel mortified. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh I feel terrible about this Son-kun. " Aunt Bessy said with a worried look on her
face, " I should have warned you boys about the poison ivy in the woods.
" No, it's my fault. " Goku sighed, " I knew about it but I never told Veggie cuz I just
assumed he could tell what plants where poison and which ones weren't. " he said, then gave
Vegeta a hug, " And I'll never let it happen again to my little buddy no I won't. " he cooed
apologetically.
" Aww, whatsa matter city-boy? Wimp out before you even start workin? " Uncle Tim smirked
at Vegeta as he walked over to the group.
" Now you leave him alone, Tim. " Bessy said, shaking her finger at him, " The boy didn't
know it was poison ivy he was wearing around himself. "
" Poison ivy? " Uncle Tim cocked his head, " Now why the heck were you wearin poison ivy
for? "
" It's all your stupid, fat, ugly spawn's fault! " Vegeta shouted, " SHE TOOK MY TOWEL &
I HAD TO FIND SOMETHING TO COVER MYSELF WITH! "
" Yeah, but, why poison ivy? "
Vegeta felt steam coming out of his ears again, " I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POISON IVY!!!! AND
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HAVE EVEN DONE THAT IF KAKARROT'S BAKA COUSIN DIDN'T STEAL MY TOWEL! "
" MIMI! " Uncle Tim shouted to his daughter, who came to join the group, " Mimi did you
steal city-boy's towel over here? " he said, motioning to the ouji who sitting in the metal tub.
" No Papa ah didn't. " Mimi said innocently.
" OH YOU DID TOO! " Vegeta snapped at her.
" YOU CALLING MY MIMI A LIAR CITY-BOY! " Uncle Tim glared at him.
" YES I'M CALLING HER A LIAR BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE IS! A BIG FAT UGLY LIAR! " Vegeta
screamed, then yelped to find Uncle Tim pointing his Elmer Fudd style gun at Vegeta's face.
" You say that again and I'll blow those perty little eyes right outta your fat head! "
he snarled.
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried, grabbing the ouji from behind around the waist, " Don't you dare
shoot my little Veggie, Uncle Tim! He didn't do anything wrong! "
" You keep outta this Son-kun, this is between me and the city-boy. " Uncle Tim said,
still glaring at Vegeta, his gun still pointed at the ouji.
" Don't you think you're OVER-REACTING, Tim? " Aunt Bessy said skeptically, crossing her
arms.
" Well, I, " he hesitated as he watched Bessy continue to stare at him with disqust, " I,
oh alright! " Uncle Tim chucked his rifle to the ground, " I'll shoot him later. "
" YOU _WON'T_ SHOOT HIM AT ALL! " Aunt Bessy repremanded him as she followed him back
into the house.
Vegeta let out a sigh of relief.
" That was close! " Goku said, worried as he protectively hugged the ouji tighter.
Vegeta smirked, " I could get to like your Aunt Bessy. "
" Yeah, she's a nice lady. " Goku responded, " I don't know what I'd do if something
horrible happened to my little buddy. "
Vegeta blushed, " Awww, REALLY, Kaka-chan? "
" Yup! " Goku nodded.
" I like you too your highness. " Mimi smiled at him.
Vegeta glared at her, " OH SHUT UP! "
" Uuugh, I look like a fool. " Vegeta groaned from behind the guest room door. Goku was
standing out in the hallway, still decked out in his farm-wear.
" Oh come on Veggie! I'm sure you look great! " he grinned, trying to coax the ouji out
of the bedroom.
" Fine. " Vegeta said, then kicked open the door, dressed in a practically simliar outfit
as Goku's.
" You look just like me! " Goku said cheerfully.
" Like I said, I look like a fool. " Vegeta said flatly as he walked past him.
" Aww, no ya don't! " Goku said as he tried to make him feel better, " You look cute in
your little overalls. "
Vegeta growled, then turned around to face him and grabbed him by the collar, " Kakarrot,
I am THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!...I am not supposed to look "cute". I'M SUPPOSED TO
LOOK LIKE THE MOST FEARED WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY! "
" Really? Who's that? " Goku responded curiously.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " THAT'S _ME_ YOU BIG IDIOT!! " he screamed at him.
" Oh. "
The ouji sighed, then let go of him and continued on, " Or at least I _WAS_ until I met
YOU. Now I'm nothing more than "Kakarrot's little buddy "Veggie" ". Not even Vegeta! "VEGGIE"! "
he exclaimed, then shook his head, " What kinda name is "Veggie" anyway! "
" I cute one! " Goku chimed in.
" Yeah, a "cute" one. " Vegeta mumbled to himself.
" Nice outfit your highness. " Mimi grinned sneakily at him as he & Goku walked past her.
" Get out of my face, or I'll blast yours off. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her.
" It's nice, but I liked what you had on at the lake MUCH nicer. " Mimi went on, the
sneaky smile still on her face.
" Can't you go bother the village fool or something? " Vegeta said, trying to get her
off his back.
" We don't got no village. " Mimi said.
" Neh, "We don't got no village", " Vegeta mocked her, " You can't even say things
right! "
" Correctly. " Goku said.
" What? "
" It's you can't even say things correctly. "
Vegeta glared at him, " Kakarrot, why don't you make my life easier and go play on the
highway. "
" VEGGIE! " Goku gasped in shock, " You're not trying to break my little heart are you? "
he said w/big sparkily eyes.
" No... " Vegeta trailed off, then shook his head clear, " YOU CUT THAT OUT! " he shouted
, " It's DISQUSTING AND HYPNOTIC! " he snapped as they went into the kitchen & sat down at the
table.
" Why don't you too look snazzy. " Aunt Bessy smiled kindly at them as she continued to
beat flour and some eggs in a bowl.
" See! Toldja! " Goku grinned at Vegeta.
" I feel like you. " Vegeta looked down at his clothes in disqust, then turned to Aunt
Bessy, " Where's my training uniform! "
" It's out on the line along with Son-kun's gi, I just washed them. " Aunt Bessy said.
" Good, " Vegeta said, then got up, " I'm going to put it back on. "
" Oh you shouldn't be doing chores in spandex, it sucks against the skin so much you'd be
sweatin like a pig in there by the time the day was over. " Aunt Bessy answered.
" IT IS _NOT_ SPANDEX! " Vegeta shouted, his face red with embrassment.
" You know, I love a man in tights. " Mimi said dreamily, smiling at Vegeta.
" I DO _NOT_ WEAR TIGHTS!! " he screamed angrily, then composed himself, " It's made of
a rubberlike elastic that protects my body from ki blasts while also disabling any opponent from
grabbing me by my clothes. "
" Veggie's so cute when he's angry. " Goku said as he & Mimi giggled at him.
" AND I AM _NOT_ CUTE! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.
" Hey Son-kun! " Uncle Tim said as he entered the room, " I need you to go brand some of
the horses out in the pasture. " he said, handing Goku a branding iron w/a big T on it. A large
grin crossed Goku's face.
" YOU'RE LETTING KAKARROT BURN YOUR INITIALS INTO THE REAR-ENDS OF A BUNCH OF BIG DUMB
ANIMALS?! " Vegeta gasped, horrifed. He grinned, " Can I help? "
" YOU? HA! Yeah right, city-boy. You're not ready for complicated work like branding,
boy. " Uncle Tim said.
" COMPLICATED! ALL YOU DO IS STAMP THEM! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Nope. I'm gonna start you out with something simple. " he said, handing the ouji a
bucket, " You're gonna milk the cows. "
" Milk the cows? " Vegeta said as if it was in some foreign langage, " How do I do
THAT?! "
" It's simple, " Uncle Tim said, pushing Vegeta out the front door behind Goku, " I'm
sure you'll figure it out. "
" "simple". Riiiight... " Vegeta said as he stood just outside the barn infront of one
of the cows. He looked at the cow, confused, " OH! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO _THIS_! I'M A PRINCE
NOT A PEASANT LIKE KAKARROT IS! " he pouted, then heard a loud yelp & looked over his shoulder to
see Goku chasing the horses around with the branding iron. The horses had T marks all over their
bodies and were clearly running away in fear from the branding-happy saiyajin. Vegeta growled,
then turned back to the cow, " I CAN DO THIS! " he screamed in envy of the bigger saiyajin.
The cow rolled its eyes at Vegeta. He walked in front of the cow, then opened its mouth
& peered inside, " ALRIGHT YOU DUM ANIMAL! GIMMIE YOUR MILK! " he shouted. Vegeta scratched his
head, then put the bucket on the cow's mouth like a horse's feedbag, " HA! There, now---now MILK.
... " Vegeta ordered the cow, then waited patiently for about 5 minutes. He took the feed-bag off
of the cow's mouth, which was now filled with drool.
" Now that doesn't look right. " Vegeta muttered, " Eh, good enough, it probably has to
be churned, like butter. "
" HI LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku chirped from behind him. Vegeta turned around to see Goku
sitting ontop of one of the multiably-branded horses, which had barely any hair left from being
branded so many places, " I'm DONE! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta smiled proudly at him, " So am I. " he said, then held out the bucket
full of cow-drool.
Goku stared at the bucket, stunned, then up at Vegeta, " You're kidding me, right? "
" ? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him, " What? " he said, then grinned, " Oh, _I_ get it,
YOU didn't think I could milk this beast EITHTER, huh? Well I DID. "
" Vegeta, you milk a cow by the udders, not the MOUTH. EVERYONE knows THAT. " Goku talked
to him like he was a 5 year old.
" I---I KNEW THAT! " Vegeta snapped at him, red in the face, " I was just TESTING you,
that's all. He dumped the drool out of the bucket & cringed, " Yuck. "
Goku giggled at him, " Aww little Veggie. Here, lemmie show you how to milk it. " he said
, grabbing a nearby stool and positioning it to the side of the cow, " Now gimmie the bucket. "
he said, still giggling at his little buddy's mistake. Vegeta handed over the still slightly
drool-covered bucket. Goku brushed it off & put it underneath the cow's udders.
" Now, you have to grab the cow by the udders. " he instructed, then held of of the cow's
udders in his left hand & pointed to it with his right, " THIS, is an udder. "
" Eeew. " Vegeta cringed, " That's SICK Kakarrot! "
" Don't be such a big baby! " Goku said, then interupted Vegeta before he had a chance
to protest, " Then you quickly squeeze the milk out of the udder and into the pail. " he said,
doing so, " But you can't squeeze to hard or you'll hurt her. "
" HER? "
" In't that way Daisy. " Goku said, patting the cow, who smiled at him, " Yeah you
remember me don't you? "
" You're FRIENDS, with the COW? " Vegeta looked at him oddly.
" Well, yeah. " Goku said, confused. He smiled, " I'm buddies with YOU, aren't I? "
" Uh-huh? " Vegeta said curiously. He peered down at Goku's hands holding the udders,
" So that's where milk comes from huh?...one more food I'll never be able to eat again. " he said
flatly, then yelped as Goku turned the udder in Vegeta's direction & squirted milk all over the
prince's face.
" Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! " Goku laughed at him, " You're so cute little buddy. "
" I hate you. " Vegeta grumbled as he wiped the milk off his face, " And for the last
time, I AM _NOT_ CUTE! "
" Whatever you say Veggie. " Goku said to him, knowingly. He got up, " So! " he said
suddenly, " You try! "
" GAH! ARE YOU CRAZY! THAT'S THE MOST DISQUSTING THING I'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO DO! "
Vegeta yelled at him.
" You're just saying that cuz you can't. " Goku teased him.
" What do you mean "I can't". " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku.
" Oh you said that only because you know you can't do it and don't want to embarass
yourself in front of me. " Goku said casually, tugging on the ouji's chain.
" I CAN TO DO IT! " Vegeta growled, sitting down on the stool. He looked at the udders &
bucket with uncertainty, " I, I just, need my gloves, that's all. " he folded his arms.
" Here ya go little buddy! " Goku said, shoving Vegeta's white gloves infront of him.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Yes, THANK YOU Kakarrot. " he gritted through his teeth, taking
the gloves from him and putting them on, mumbling to himself as he did so, " Oh-kay...here I go..
..yup...heh-heh... "
" If you're scared I can do it for you? " Goku offered.
" I AM NOT SCARED OF THE STUPID COW _OR_ IT'S STUPID UDDERS! " Vegeta screamed, then
grabbed an udder in each hand & squeezed them.
" MOOOOOOO!!!! " Daisy wailed in pain as she lifted her back legs into the air & kicked
Vegeta off his stool and several feet away from her.
" I GOTCHA LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku cried as he ran towards where the ouji was falling, " I
GOTCHA I GOTCHA I GOT-- "
" OOFHA! " Vegeta grunted as Goku caught him.
" Hey! I actually caught you this time! GOOD FOR ME! " Goku cheered himself on, " How
do you feel little buddy? "
" Just... " the bucket fell milk-first ontop of Vegeta's head, " ...fine. "
" Well look who it is, the conquering hero. " Uncle Tim snickered as Vegeta walked back
inside, the milk-pail still over his head.
" Shut up. " Vegeta snorted from inside the metal pail.
" Hey Aunt Bessy! Do you still have that screwdriver? " Goku called up the stairs as he
entered, " Veggie got his head stuck in the milk bucket and we can't get it out. "
" Boy can't do anything right. " Uncle Tim continued to guffal. Goku sent him a
death-glare.
" You leave my little buddy alone. " Goku glared, defending the ouji.
" I've got the screwdriver Son-kun. " Aunt Bessy said as she came down the stairs, " What
happened? "
" My little Veggie got his head stuck in the milk bucket. " Goku pouted, pointing to
Vegeta, who waved to her.
" Oh dear, would you look at that. You poor boy. " Aunt Bessy said, consoling him. She
waved her finger at Tim, " I TOLD you not to give the boy a chore he didn't know how to do! Now
look what he did! He went and got himself stuck in there! "
" I'd say its an improvement. " Uncle Tim chuckled, then left the room.
Aunt Bessy looked Vegeta's situation over, " Hmm, Son-kun, I don't think I'll be able to
get him out with just the screwdriver. " she said sadly, then smiled at him, " Be a dear and get
your Aunt the jackhammer and the chainsaw in the garage, will you? "
Vegeta started to shiver nervously from inside the bucket.
" YEA! I GET TO JACKHAMMER VEGGIE'S HEAD! " Goku squealed, then zipped off to the garage.
Vegeta was now on the verge of a total mental breakdown, horrific, gory images of the
consequences of Goku using a jackhammer on the flimsy piece of metal that was mere inches from
his royal visage.
Vegeta grabbed the rim of the bucket with his hands in a final, desprate attempt to
dislodge it from around his skull, sobbing from behind it.
" I'M BAAAACK! " Goku said in a sing-song voice. Vegeta paused for a moment, hearing
nothing outside the bucket, then shrieked in terror as the sound of a chainsaw warming up echoed
from outside the bucket.
" AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHH!! " he bawled, running around the room, and, evidently, running
into practically everything in the kitchen as he searched for the backdoor.
" VEGG-EEE! STOP MOVING! " Goku complained. The roar of the chainsaw caused the ouji to
temporaily freeze in his tracks.
" PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T! " Vegeta cried, sensing Goku's chi less than a foot away from him
, along with the chainsaw.
" Oh calm down Veggie, I'm only gonna cut the bucket, not your head. "
" YOU ARE NOT! THIS IS A PLOY! YOU PURPOSLY BROUGHT ME HERE SO YOU COULD KILL ME AND MAKE
IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! " he screamed in paranoia.
" VEGGIE! Why would I ever do that to you? " Goku gasped, worried.
" SO YOU COULD WOULDN'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION IN STRENGTH! YOU WANT ME GONE SO _YOU_ CAN
BE KING! "
Goku handed the chainsaw to Aunt Bessy, " Oh Veggie how could you think that! " he put
his hands on the sides of the bucket and to his surprise he easily lifted the bucket off of the
ouji's head, " Hey! Lookit that little buddy! " he said happily.
The ouji looked around, the bucket now unwedged from around him. His entire face felt
sweaty & his cheeks were wet with tears.
" Haha, you got so nervous your sweat greased up the inside of the bucket enough for me
to slip it off. " Goku grinned, " Isn't that great little buddy! "
" Heh-heh, great. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Just great. "
" Kakarrot, just how LONG do we have till this nightmare's over? " Vegeta asked as he
lay on the left side of the remaining bunk in Goku's extra pair of pajamas.
" Well, let's see. " Goku said, laying on the right side, counting his fingers, " We got
here on Friday, and today's Saturday, so, we only have tommorow and then the next morning we go
home! "
Vegeta sighed with relief, " Good. "
" That is, unless you'd like to stay here. " Goku joked, snickering at him.
" Bite me. " Vegeta growled, then pulled the covers over himself, " All I can say is I
better not wake up to what I woke up to this morning. Stupid subconsious, making me hug you in my
sleep. "
" I agree with you on that one Vedge, you smelled like a pair of dirty sweat-socks! "
Goku stuck out his tongue.
" HEY, WATCH IT! THAT STENTCH HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH _MANY_ ROYAL GENERATIONS! "
Vegeta snorted at him, " YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SLEEPING HERE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF ON THE FLOOR. "
Goku pinched his nose in displeasure, " Heaven forbid we be deprived of THAT smell. " he
said sarcastically.
" Are you sassing me? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the taller saiyajin.
" Maybe. "
Vegeta smacked him over the top of the head, " That's what I thought. "
" Oww! VEH-GEE! That hurt. " Goku whined.
" GOOD, it was supposed to! " Vegeta said, then turned on his side so his back was facing
Goku.
" Heeheehee. "
" What are you laughing about NOW? "
" That was sure funny when Uncle Tim's Goat tried to eat your hair earlier wasn't it
Veggie? " Goku chuckled, " You almost lost half your hair! Heehee. "
" Yes, Kakarrot, it was hilarious. " Vegeta grumbled, " Just let me get some sleep. "
" ... "
" ... "
" You know Veggie, I think we're really bonding on this little trip. " Goku clasped his
hands together as he layed on his back in the bed, " I mean, other than the fact that you smell
REALLY REALLY BAD, you're a pleasure to bunk with. "
" Awwwww, that's sweet Kaka-chan! " Vegeta smiled, still facing the wall, his face bright
red.
" *CRASH!!* "
" AHH! " both saiyajins screamed in response to the thunder.
" WHAT WAS THAT! " Vegeta yelped, sitting up.
" Gee, if I didn't know better, I'd say that's a thunderstorm. " Goku said, still laying
down. Vegeta curiously glanced about the room, then felt something smack him on the forehead. He
looked upward just as the rain began to pour harder, causing the water to seep down through
hundreds of little cracks in the ceiling, soaking the duo.
Vegeta sat there in shock as the rain-water continued to fall down upon him, drenching
the ouji & his big buddy. He stuck his bottom lip out in a pouty way and flopped back on the bed.
" Goodnight Kakarrot. " he sighed.
" Goodnight Veggie-chan! " Goku responded, " See you in the morning! "
" I hear ya Kakarrot. "
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10:07 PM 12/30/01
END OF PART 3
Chi-Chi: YAHHHH!! [lands a kick to Veggilina's jaw]
Veggilina: DIE! [forms a ki-blast during the kick and sends Chi-Chi flying backwards]
Chi-Chi: [lands to her feet, still screeching backwards until she halts] (cocky) OH! IS THAT THE
_BEST_ YOU COULD DO _PRINCESS_!
Goku & Chu: [sitting in lawn chairs and watching the fight; passing the box of popcorn between
them]
Chuquita: Hmm, they aren't half-bad.
Goku: Chi-Chi & Veggi?
Chuquita: No, the popcorn. OF COURSE CHI-CHI AND VEGGI!
Goku: (sweetly) And they're fighting over little me. IN'T THAT COOL!!
Chuquita: You better root for Chi-Chi some more. You know what'll happen if Veggilina over there
wins, don't ya?
Goku: ...no. Remind me again.
Chuquita: (groans) They're fighting not just over you but FOR you. The winner gets to keep you,
knucklehead.
Goku: (gasps) KEEP ME!? I didn't have a say in this!
Veggilina: [zips over to Goku] Don't worry Kaka-chan, I'll do my best for you. [rubs cheeks
w/him] But I promise to keep the odds fair just to give HER [glares at Chi-Chi] a chance. (kisses
him) And then it'll all be over and I'll get to ask you what I'm dying to ask you!
Goku: (meekly) What are you dying to ask me?
Veggilina: (blushes like crazy) It's a secret. [snuggles against him] A wonderful BEAUTIFUL
secret that I'll tell you after I'm done thrashing HER.
Goku: (whining) CHUUU!!
Chuquita: (mock-whining) WHHHHAAAAT?
Goku: If you, don't mind, MAKE HER LET GO!
Chi-Chi: [creeping up behind Veggi/Goku with her bazooka in hand]
Veggilina: (still blushing) Oh come on Kaka-chan, we're BOTH saiyajins, your instincts should be
saying SOMETHING about who you want to win. Can't you FEEL IT!
Goku: I.. [glances at Chu, who shrugs] Well, I, (guiltily) Yeah..they are. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THEM!
Veggilina: But you DO feel it?
Chi-Chi: FEEL _THIS_! [shoots off the bazooka, sending Veggi hurtling a hundred-some feet up]
[drops the bazooka and flies up towards Veggi, then w/her fists pounds her down into the ground,
leaving a Veggi-sized mark in the concrete] HAHAHHAAHA!
Goku: (cheering; w/pom-poms in each hand) YEAH CHI-CHAN! YOU CAN DO IT! GO GO GO!
Chi-Chi: [flies down to the hole like a dive-bomber, only to stop suddenly as a bright yellow
light explodes out of the hole]
Goku: OH NO! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT!
Veggilina: [pulls herself out of the hole in SSJ1 mode] I promised my Kaka-chan I'd fight fair
with you, but YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!! [goes SSJ2] NOW I'M NOT ONLY GOING TO BEAT YOU UP! I'M
GOING TO WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
Goku: (wails) CHI-CHI!!!
Chi-Chi: (smirks) My Goku wouldn't let you do that, even if you could.
Veggilina: You don't think I can? JUST WATCH ME! [forms a huge ball of ki] BIIIIIIIGGGGGUUUUU
BAAAAAAAAAANNGGGG ATTACK! [lets loose the ki at her]
Goku: NOOOO!
