The One Where Zim Succeeds
By Xander and Miss Egypt


(Slightly Less-Demented, Yet Handsomely Dashing Author's note: I, nor Miss Egypt, own Invader Zim, or anything else that may be referenced in this Fic. However, any references is a sign of respect for any particular thing we may reference and no harm is intended. So, Jhonen, no sending Johnny after us, okay? Thanks.

And while I'm thanking people, Cameron: Thanks for Untitled. It's even better than Almost Famous. You know what I mean. No one else does, but that's okay.

Now...on with the madness!)



Dib and Gaz sat on the playground. Gaz played Vampire Piggy Hunter 3 on her Game Slave 2, while Dib read a book on Alternate Dimensions.

Zim walked up. "Hello Dib. Nice book. Thinking of returning to the Room with a moose anytime soon?"

"No Zim. In fact this book says that the ability to travel between dimensions is impossible," replied Dib.

"That's absurd! I've proven otherwise! I was tried to send you to a room with a moose!" exclaimed Zim.

"You know what you two are doing?" asked Gaz.

"No, what?" replied Zim.

"ANNOYING ME!!!" exclaimed Gaz.

Zim slowly backed away with a scared look on his face. Dib returned to his book.

***

Dib and Gaz walked home together. They began walking across the street, but walked into a dimensional portal instead.

Dib and Gaz immediately knew something was up, because they were in a tunnel, and there was a lot of bright shiny light. Gaz pulled out a pair of sunglasses and returned to her Game Slave 2.

Dib and Gaz could hear voices around them. The voices belonged to Dib and Gaz.

"Gaz! You wouldn't believe all the cool stuff Zim has! There's stuff here I would never have imagined! I gonna try and blow it up!"

"You think you own all the cereal. But you don't Dib, you just don't."

"He was using the Belt Sander."

"Delicious! I'm still delicious! Nobody should be this delicious!"

They finally landed back in their world. Well, it looked like their world, except that everything was in fiery ruins, the human race was enslaved, and there was a giant statue of Zim, that had a plauqe below it that read: Supreme Ruler of the Humans. There was a lesser statue of GIR that read: Supreme Ruler's Supreme Robot Unit.

Dib fell to his knees, screaming. Gaz looked around casually, and went back to Vampire Piggy Hunter 3, mainly because she had made it all the way to the head Vampire Piggy.