7:35 PM 1/1/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the
mouth of a wise man is in his heart" -Benjamin Franklin
Chuey's Corner:
Chi-Chi: AHHH! [the blast hits her, knocking her into the ground]
Goku: CHI-CHAN!
Chuquita: [runs over to her] Chi? (to herself) I think she's unconsious.
Goku: (glares up at Veggilina) OOH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHI-CHAN!
Veggilina: (flies downward just enough so that the two are eye-to-eye) I told
her so, but she just didn't listen.
Goku: (frustratingly stumbling for the right words) YOU--YOU--YOUUU-- [staring at
the unconsious Chi-Chi] (w/teary eyes) YOU--MEANIE!
Veggilina: [taken aback] (shocked) "meanie"?! [lands] (chuckles) Aww Kaka-chan, I'm
not the meanie here, she is--was. (smirks at Chi) But you won't have to worry about
that meanie anymore. [hugs him] Because I'M here now and I'm going to take VERY GOOD
care of you...NOW, about that question--
Chuquita: [smacking Chi-Chi on the side of the face] Chi-Chi! Wake up! [nervously glances
between her and Son/Veggi]
Veggilina: (breathlessly) Kaka-chan?[bends down on one knee](dead-serious) Kaka-chan, I love you.
Goku: (shocked) WHAT?!
Veggilina: (blushing) And you care about me so much, and no one can EVER understand me as
much as you do, after all, you are the only other saiyajin left. So that's why, as princess of
Bejito-Sei, I ask you, Kakarrotto, to be my prince. Will you marry me?
Goku: (still shocked) MARRY you?!
Chuquita: [jaw drops to the floor in shock] [turns back to Chi-Chi] (hysterically) WAKE UP!
_PLEASE_ WAKE UP! OH MY GOD WAKE UP!
Goku: (speechless) I...a prince, geez Vedge I, I mean, I'm really HONORED and all--
Veggilina: (staring up at him anxiously) --then you will!
Goku: Nuh--no, I didn't say THAT! What I meant was--
Veggilina: (interupting) --OH KISS ME YOU FOOL! [SMOOOCH]
Chuquita: (to herself) This is getting REALLY out of control...[glances to her right to see
something lying in the doorway to the Corner] (happily) MY "BIG BOOK OF AUTHOR SPELLS"!
[trademark] HA! Who needs Chi-Chi when I have my OWN artillery! [runs over to her book & picks
it up] SAVED!
Veggilina: (dreamily) So, Kaka-chan, give me your answer?
Goku: (dazed) I'll, uhh, I'll tell you after the fic.
Veggilina: (pouty) Oh, that's too long to wait! Tell me now.
Goku: (nervously) No! I, uh, need time to think. Yeah.
Veggilina: Oh yeah, that's right, your little third-class Kako-brain needs time to process
things. I can understand that...(cheerfully) Oh well! That means more time to make out!
Goku: NO! NO MORE KISSING! NO MORE KISSING!
Veggilina: (glaring angrily at him) (goes SSJ2)
Goku: GAH! DON'T DO THAT EITHER! I MEANT, no more, (cringes) kissing, until AFTER the fic.
Veggilina: (giggles) Works for me!
Goku: *WHEW*!
Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" Oh boys! Time to wake uuuup! " Aunt Bessy said in a sing-song voice. Goku was still
fast asleep and drooling; Vegeta was drifing between being awake and being unconsious. The ouji
layed there and stared at the inside of his eyelids, hoping by some strange miracle that when he
opened his eyes he would find himself on the couch in his living room, this whole farm-adventure
the result of just eating too many cheez-doodles before bedtime.
Vegeta felt something wet & sticky smush against his face. He giggled, " Ohh, Bulma. " he
blushed, then opened his eyes to see a big fat sheep staring him in the face, it's tongue hanging
out the side of its mouth. Drool was dribbling along down its tongue & onto the floor.
" AHH! " Vegeta screamed, then backed up into Goku, startling him.
" Wha, wha happened? " Goku mumbled incoherently. He sat up, looking around for any signs
of danger, only to find the room filled with sheep. A large grin spread over his face, " EEE! "
Goku squealed.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta glanced over at him.
" SHEEP! " Goku grinned with big sparkily eyes at the big fuffy animals surrounding their
bed.
" Yes Kakarrot, sheep. Now can you tell me, WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE! " Vegeta demanded.
" They live here silly, " Goku said, still staring in awe at the creatures, " This is a
farm, sheep are one of the animals that Aunt Bessy and Uncle Tim raise. "
Vegeta wiped the sheep drool off of his face, " Charming creatures. " he remarked
sarcastically, now ringing more drool out of his hair, " These things slobber more than YOU! "
" I know! " Goku giggled, " AREN'T THEY _CUTE_!!! " he said, hopping out of bed & onto
the floor. He grabbed several sheep at once & hugged them, " I LOVE SHEEP! "
" Baa baa baa. " the group of sheep bleated, stupid looks on their faces.
" They need to be sheered, that's why I brought them in here to help me wake you two up."
Aunt Bessy smiled.
" Sheer? " Vegeta looked at her with utmost confusion, " Kakarrot, what is "sheering"? "
he asked, then yelped as Goku shoved a sheep in his face.
" HERE VEGGIE HOLD ONE! " Goku said excitedly, lumping the sheep into Vegeta's arms,
" They're soft and fun to hug! "
" Baaaa! " the sheep bleated in Vegeta's face, splashing more drool onto him.
" Aww, I think that one likes you! " Goku said.
Vegeta dropped the sheep to the ground, " Yeah,...right. "
" You better get dressed boys, there's an awful lot of sheep for you to sheer and many
more chores to get in before sundown. " Aunt Bessy said, leaving the room.
" YEA! " Goku cheered, then turned to Vegeta, " I've never sheered sheep before! "
The ouji groaned, " Neither have I... "
The two saiyajins stood in Aunt Bessy's backyard, wearing their farm-clothes. The large
group of sheep standing around them.
" Umm, 'aunt Bessy'? " Vegeta asked, " I was wondering, where's 'Tim'? "
" Oh, he went off to the market to buy some odds and ends. " Aunt Bessy said.
" And Mimi? "
" She went with him. "
Vegeta grinned, then fell to his knees, " Oh thank you thank you THANK YOU! " he said up
to the sky. He lept to his feet, " No one's gonna see me skinnydipping TODAY! "
" Heh-heh. " Goku sweatdropped, " So, " he said, changing the subject, " Aunt Bessy, how
are we gonna sheer the sheep anyway? "
" Well, that's why I brought THESE. " Aunt Bessy said, pulling two freakishly large
hedgeclippers out from behind her back.
" Oooooooooh. " Goku said in amazement, " Shiney... "
Vegeta turned a pale green color, " You're...going to give THAT...to Kakarrot to use on
those animals?!? THAT'S MADNESS! "
Aunt Bessy handed a hedgeclipper to Goku, then to Vegeta, " You get one too. "
" Works for me. " Vegeta said happily, then turned to Goku & aimed the huge hedgeclippers
at the taller saiyajin's neck, " Hey Kakarrot, want me to take a little off the top, " he said,
snickering.
" AHH VEGGIE NO! " Goku slapped the hedgeclippers out of the ouji's hands, " WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO! KILL ME! " he shouted angrily at him.
" No... " Vegeta looked downward sadly.
" Are you sorry? " Goku narrowed his eyes at the ouji.
" Yes... "
" AWWWWWWWW, Veggie's sorry! " Goku clasped his hands together, " Come here little buddy
& let me give you a nice warm buddy hug. "
Vegeta sighed, defeated and walked over to the taller saiyajin, who promptly hugged him,
" There, don't ya feel better now? "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta nodded, not making eye-contact w/him.
" Good! " Goku said happily, then grabbed his own hedgeclippers & chopped off the
tippy-top of Vegeta's hair, " HAHA! "
Vegeta instantly looked up, feeling the top of his head to find the tip missing,
" KAKARROTTO YOU TRAITOR! "
" HEE-HEE-HEE! " Goku laughed as he ran off into the field of sheep, Vegeta racing after
him.
" WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL CHOP THAT WHOLE SCREWY HAIR-CUT OF YOURS RIGHT OFF
YOUR EMPTY HEAD!!! "
" Hmm, " Vegeta pondered to himself as he read the little sheering instruction paper Aunt
Bessy had given him to avoid another "bucket" incident. He glanced at the sheers in his other
hand, then up at one of the sheep, " Well, that looks simple enough. " he said, standing up.
He walked over to one of the sheep & snipped part of its wool, causing the wool to fall to the
ground in big clumps.
" Heh, this isn't so hard, is it! " he said, patting the sheep on the head. The sheep let
out a bleat & smiled at the prince, " You're not so ugly after all, are you? "
" BAAA! " the sheep said, opening its mouth wide, sending slobber all over Vegeta's head.
The ouji sweatdropped, " So much for bonding with the dumb animal. " Vegeta said, then looked
around, " Speaking of dumb animals, I wonder where Kakarrot is? "
" AHHHH!!!! " Goku screamed in fear, dashing past Vegeta & the sheep, followed by the
entire herd of sheep charging at the frightened saiyajin.
" Heeheeheehee. " Vegeta let out a giggle, then stopped as another sheep came from over
the hill after Goku, this one on its hind legs and wielding the bigger saiyajin's hedgeclippers.
" BAAA!!! " the sheep commanded and as if on cue another large group of sheep came from
behind it wielding barbers scissors.
" BAA BAA BAAAAAAAAA!!!! " the sheep army said in unison, then went off, racing after
Goku.
Vegeta stuck out his bottom lip in a sympathetic way, " Poor Kakarrotto...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA! " he laughed like crazy, then went back to sheering his own sheep.
" There you go! " Vegeta said happily as he finished the last sheep; the excess wool
bound up on the ground with rope.
" What a wonderful job you did Veggie. " Aunt Bessy said, picking up the wool, " They
seem to have taken a liking to you. "
" Heh-heh. " the ouji grinned, proud of himself.
" Ohhhhhhh... " Goku whined, wobbling up to the two. The mid-drift, knees, and elbows of
his farm clothes cut off; the herd had also managed somehow to poof the half-dead saiyajin's
hair.
" Hahaha! Oh Kakarrot you look like a french poodle! " Vegeta laughed, then froze as Goku
sent him a death-glare, " Oh, I'm sorry Kaka-chan. " Vegeta mocked Goku, wrapping his arms around
him, " Here, lemmie take a little of the TOP! " he snapped his hedgeclippers over Goku's bangs,
cutting them in half, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ha---ha... " Vegeta noticed the cold stare he was
recieving from the other saiyajin, then slowly let go of him and waddled back over to where he
was standing.
" ... "
" Sorry my Kaka-chan. "
" ... "
" REALLY. I am this time. "
" ...just shut up and leave me alone. " Goku said flatly. He perked up, " Say, Aunt
Bessy, I guess it's time for breakfast right about now huh? "
" Oh heavens no! " Aunt Bessy chuckled as Goku's face fell, " Besides Uncle Tim and Mimi
haven't gotten back from the market yet, we're out of most of our breakfast foods. "
" How can you be out of FOOD! THIS IS A FARM!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Excellent idea Veggie, we can make our own breakfast. " Aunt Bessy said. The big doofy
grin once again appeared on Goku's face, " And what would you like for breakfast little
Son-kun? " she asked him.
" FIIIIIIIIIISH! " Goku's pupils widened beyond the point of no return, saliva was now
running down the side of his mouth.
" Like we all didn't see that one coming. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Well then, if it's fish you want, " she handed them each a fishing rod, " Go get it. "
" I knew there had to be some sort of a catch. " Vegeta grumbled.
Goku examined his fishing pole, " What IS this thing? "
" Ahh, the lake. " Goku smiled serenely, " I always feel better when I'm near a place
inhabited by tasty edible creatures. "
" Weren't we here a couple chapters ago? " Vegeta said, sensing a feeling of deja vu.
" Yes, yes we were. This is where we took our bathes yesterday, remember? " Goku said.
Vegeta's jaw hung open, " YOU MEAN _I_ TOOK A BATH IN THE SAME PLACE WHERE FISH DEPOSIT
THEIR RECTORAL WASTE?! "
" Yeah. " Goku answered casually.
" OH EEEEW! YUCK! NASTY DISQUSTING VILE! BLAAHHHH!!! " Vegeta gagged.
" Well where else to you expect the fish to go to the bathroom Veggie? " Goku said,
" On LAND! "
" YES _ON LAND_! " Vegeta retorted.
" Veggie, if the fish jumped onto the land to go to the bathroom, they'd die from lack of
water before THEY EVEN FINISHED!! "
" So? " Vegeta shrugged, " It would make OUR JOB a whole lot easier if they were already
up here. "
" Hmm, he has a point. " Goku nodded, " ...Veggie? "
" Yes? "
" What're these big stick thingys for? " he said, holding out his fishing pole.
" They're to catch fish with, baka. " Vegeta said, " I've seen it on TV all the time;
unlike you _I_ happen to get over 300 channels. "
" And there's still nothing to watch. " Goku shook his head.
" Yes, it's AMAZING! All those channels and not a single decent show on. Stupid TV. "
Vegeta huffed, then sniffled, " How I miss it...that beautiful illuminated screen that would
display whatever images I chose to fit within its rectangular frame, *sniffle* Oh Kaka-chan!
HOLD ME! " he sobbed, then yelped in pain as he felt something grab his rear & turned to see a
fishing-hook lodged in his pants. Goku spun the reel, lifting the ouji into the air by the pants
and giving him the wedgie of a lifetime, " KAKARROTTO! "
he screamed in anger.
" Hold on Veggie, *snicker*snort*, I think I got one! " Goku said between giggles.
" Oh har-dee-har-har, you're a riot, Kakarrot--NOW LET ME DOWN! " Vegeta ordered.
" Ohhhh, Veggie this is bor-ING! " Goku whined as they sat at the lakes edge, their
fishing hooks in the water, " I wanna fish MY WAY! "
" Your way is stupid and barberic, besides, you'd get Kako-germs all over _MY_
breakfast. " Vegeta said.
" PLEEEEASE Veggie! " Goku pleaded, staring at him.
" No. "
" PLEEEEEEEASE VEGGIE! "
" NO! "
" Pwetty pwetty pweeeeasey Veggie-weggie! " he begged, now talking in a baby-voice with
the big sparkily eyes from before.
" Ehhhh... " Vegeta turned the other direction, trying to avoid eye-contact. Goku
teleported in front of him.
" PWWEEEEEASE VEGGIE! You're my widdle buddy awen't u? " Goku continued begging, staring
the now nervous ouji in the face with his patented big sparkily eyes.
" I..I...alright. " Vegeta said in defeat.
" WEE! " Goku squealed, squeezing Vegeta, " I LOVE YOU LITTLE BUDDY! " he said, then
jumped into the lake, only to leap out again followed by a giant piranna, " AAUGH! VEGGIE RUN! "
" Huh? " Vegeta scratched his head, then turned around to see th piranna, " HOLY-- "
" RRRRRAAARRRRH!!! " the piranna roared.
Goku screeched to a halt & turned around to go back for Vegeta, " LITTLE BUDDY GRAB MY
HAND! " he shouted, reaching out to him.
Vegeta's eyes widened as the piranna opened its jaws to reveal equally giant teeth,
" KAKA-CHAN DON'T! "
" JUST GRAB IT! "
" KAKARRO-- "
" *SNAP*! " the piranna bit down swallowing Goku whole.
" --tto. " Vegeta finished, staring at the fish in horror. He tackled it from the side &
proceeded to pound on its gills, " YOU *WHACK* BIG *WHACK* FAT STUPID FISH *WHACK* YOU SPIT HIM
OUT RIGHT *WHACK* NOW!!! "
" Once again, Kakarrot, I am sorry. " Vegeta said, embarassed as he hung his head. They
stood in the kitchen; Aunt Bessy was cooking the fish.
Goku sat across the table from the ouji, silently glaring at him. Bruises all over Goku's
body from the blows struck to the fish.
" I, uh, really didn't know you were still in its mouth..I, I thought you had already
made it to its stomach. " Vegeta bumbled out, searching for the right apology.
" Uh-huh. " Goku said dryly, paying close attention to him.
" Umm, look at it this way, I was avenging you by teaching the fish a lesson. " Vegeta
went on.
" Riiiight. " Goku continued to glare at him, then sat back in his chair and folded his
arms.
" Oh come on! You can't be mad at me FOREVER! " Vegeta whined.
" Forever and a day, Vegeta. " Goku narrowed his eyes at the prince stubbornly.
Vegeta chuckled, " It WAS pretty funny though, wasn't it? "
" Oh that was quite a hoot. " Aunt Bessy laughed with him, " Why I thought it would take
us weeks to get you out of that fish, even with all the tools we have in the shed. " she said,
" In fact, I didn't know we had such fish around here. "
" Aunt Bessy, I wanna go home now. " Goku sighed.
" Son-kun? " she looked at him, surprised.
" But Kakarrot! I'm just starting to enjoy myself. " Vegeta whined.
" That's because today _I'VE_ been the one with the horrible luck and not YOU. " Goku
stated.
" That is NOT why! " Vegeta gasped, " Well...oh-kay, maybe it is ONE of the reasons.
But there are plenty of other reasons! "
" Name one. "
" ...well, we still have the rest of the day left. And the bus doesn't come back until
tommorow MORNING and I've actually gotten pretty used to this farming stuff and, and, you know
you're really not that bad to bunk with. " he finished, slightly red in the face.
" REALLY Veggie? " Goku stared at him, wide-eyed.
" Yeah.... " Vegeta trailed off, looking away.
" HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEE! "
The two saiyajins turned to see Uncle Tim and Mimi standing in the doorway. Mimi was
waving at them.
" We're back! " Mimi said in a sing-song voice, then zipped over to Vegeta, " I'm SO
SORRY we were gone so long little prince. You probably missed me so! " she said, taking his
hands & rubbing her cheek against them. Vegeta sweatdropped, then yanked his hands away & stared
at them as if they were diseased.
" Ehhhh, KAKA-CHAAAAN! " he said in disqust, then turned to Aunt Bessy, " Could you
direct me to the bathroom. "
" Whatever for? " Aunt Bessy said in confusion.
" Veggie has a little "germ" problem. " Goku whispered to her, " Everything that he
finds annoying is that way because it has some special kind of 'germ' that causes it to be like
that. "
" What an odd little man. " Aunt Bessy observed.
" KAKA-CHAN HURRY! IT'S SPREADING TO MY ARMS!!! " Vegeta shrieked in both fear and anger.
Goku turned back to Aunt Bessy, " See. "
" Oh yes. Very paranoid. " Aunt Bessy whispered back. She walked over to Vegeta, " Here,
I'll show you to the bathroom, there's a sink there you can use. " she said, then led him out of
the room.
Mimi looked at Goku, confused, " What did I do? "
" You know, I really had a good day today. " Vegeta said happily as they sat at the
kitchen table eating dinner.
" Ohh, " Goku rubbed his bruised arm, being the butt of so many mishaps during the past
24 hours, " Now I know what its like to be Veggie. " he muttered quietly to himself, then reached
for the box of bandaids next to him.
" Here, lemmie help you with that! " Vegeta said almost cheerfully as he pulled a bandaid
out & slapped it over Goku's other arm which had nearly been pecked off by the chickens in the
hen-house, " There ya go Kaka-chan! "
" I don't know what got into those chickens today, Son-kun. Are you alright? " Aunt Bessy
asked him.
" Nothing that won't heal. " Goku managed a smile back.
" It's all those stupid chickens fault. " Uncle Tim shook his head, " You know what
Son-kun? How about tommorow you & I take every one of those chickens, fry 'um up & eat them for
lunch. "
" I LIKE CHICKEN! " Vegeta grinned, raising his arm.
" Sorry Uncle Tim, but we have to go home tommorow morning. Veggie probably misses his TV
anyway. " Goku said.
" But Kaka-chan! " Vegeta protested.
" WE'RE GO-ING. " Goku glared at him.
" Aww, that's a shame, why, city-boy here's even better than you are at the chores. "
Uncle Tim said.
" Yeah Kaka-chan, we could NEVER deprive them of my WONDERFUL skills. " Vegeta boasted
proudly.
" You sure changed your tune in a hurry. " Goku shook his head at Vegeta, " You wanted to
go home so badly this morning it wasn't even funny! "
" That was until I realized how much BETTER at this 'farm-work' I am than you. " the ouji
smirked.
" This boy catches onto things real quick you know that? " Uncle Tim said, patting him on
the back.
" Please, don't encourage him. " Goku said flatly, then got up, " I'm going to bed. "
" I'll come with you! " Vegeta said happily.
" Only if you promise not to make me feel anymore miserable. " Goku warned him.
" ... "
" You promise? "
" ...well?... "
" VEGETA! "
" OH-KAY! I promise! "
" HAHAHA! And then when you said to that horse, 'just lift your foot up Ed, nice and
SLOW', and then it KICKS UP IT'S LEG and the horseshoe FLIES off its foot and SMACK onto your
FACE! HeeheeheeHEE! " Vegeta laughed as he layed on his back, his hands behind his head, " Wasn't
that funny Kakarrot! " he turned to his side.
" Whatever you say Vegeta. " Goku said plainly, his back facing the ouji.
" Whatsa matter Kaka-chan? " Vegeta asked him, conserned.
" ... "
" I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME! TELL ME! "
" I'm not going to get any sleep if I don't tell you, am I? " Goku asked, tiredly.
" No. I will MAKE SURE OF THAT! " Vegeta shook his fist in the air in determination.
Goku sighed, " Alright little buddy. " he flopped himself over so he was facing him, " I
came here this weekend to have fun. And for the first 2 days, I was. Then, all of a sudden I'M
being chased by a mob of angry sheep, eaten by a fish, getting kicked by a horse and I almost
lose a limb to a cow and YOU are suddenly Mr. Down-on-the-farm and all the animals instantly
love you and even Uncle Tim likes you now! But you know, that's not why I'm really angry. You
know why I'm angry Veggie? " he asked curiously.
Vegeta shook his head innocently.
" I'm angry because YOU _HAD_ TO _RUB_ _IT_ _IN_. You could have just left it alone and
not said anything to make me feel any more embrassed about the incidents that happened to me, but
NO, not YOU. YOU decide to go make "kaka-chan" feel even MORE like crap and rag on about it while
BOASTING about your own winnings. "
" You did practically the same thing to me about the cow. " Vegeta replied, " Not to
mention the bunk beds. "
Goku giggled, " I did bug you didn't I? "
" Yes. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, recalling both painful experiances.
" Hee-hee. 'nember when I feel through the top bunk cuz I was too big for it and I nearly
SQUASHED YOU FLAT. Hee-hee. Oh you looked so MAD! "
" DROP IT! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" YEAH! THAT'S _IT_! " Goku pointed at the ouji.
" What's it? " Vegeta looked at him, confused.
" That look on your face when you screamed 'drop it'! That's the EXACT SAME look you gave
me after I fell through the bunk! " Goku said excitedly.
" Yeah right... " Vegeta grumbled.
" Wow Veggie you sure cheered me up good! I'm not even mad at you anymore! I'm sorry I
was! I could NEVER be mad at my little Veggie. "
" Yuh-huh. " Vegeta muttered, then flopped onto his belly & closed his eyes.
" Sometimes you remind me exactly why I wanted you to be my little buddy in the first
place. " Goku smiled at him.
" And that is? " Vegeta asked, his eyes still closed.
" Because you make me happy. " Goku nodded, " G'night lil Veggie. " he said, then closed
his eyes & went to sleep.
Vegeta grinned widely at him, his face bright red, " Goodnight Kaka-chan. "
" Ohh, I'm so sorry to see you two go. " Aunt Bessy said, hugging Goku as the group stood
infront of the bus. Both saiyajins had their regular outfits on.
" Yeah, well Chi-Chi probably misses us. " Goku answered.
Vegeta let out a laugh, " HA! "
" Oh yeah, she doesn't like you. " he turned back to Aunt Bessy, " Chi-Chi probably
misses ME anyway. Besides, if I stay here any longer I'm afraid those sheep'll attack me again. "
" Well, good luck on the trip home. " Aunt Bessy said.
" Come back again. " Uncle Tim nodded to them, " Your city-boy friend's a real help
around here. "
" That's why he's my little buddy! " Goku chriped.
" Goodbye sweet prince. " Mimi sniffled, then glomped onto Vegeta, " I'LL MISS YOU SO
MUCH!!!!! "
" Ehhh, " Vegeta retched, trying to unlatch Mimi's arms from around him.
" TAKE ME WITH YOU! PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL CASTLE IN
THE CITY! " Mimi wailed, squeezing tighter.
" Veggie doesn't HAVE a castle. " Goku corrected her.
" NO CASTLE!? " Mimi pushed Vegeta away, " What's a prince doing without a CASTLE! WHERE
DO YOU LIVE THEN?! "
" Veggie lives in a mansion. " Goku grinned as Vegeta dusted himself off.
" A _MANSION_? " Mimi's eyes widened again, " OH WOW! A MANSION! " she said dreamily as
Vegeta quickly grabbed ahold of Goku's arm & zipped inside the bus, " Prince Vegeta? " Mimi
looked around, then dashed after them towards the door to the bus. Vegeta slammed the glass door
just as Mimi rammed into it, causing her to slide down the door & fall onto the ground as the bus
pulled away.
Vegeta wiped the sweat off his forehead, " That was close. " he glanced over at Goku,
who had already found them a seat.
" Little Veggie sit down! " Goku called him over. The ouji walked to where Goku was,
" You can have the window-seat this time. " he said, getting up and letting Vegeta sit next to
the window.
Vegeta sat down & sighed, " I'm glad THAT'S over. " he said with a smile of relief on his
face.
" But I thought you were enjoying yourself. You said so yourself. " Goku said, baffled.
" Oh I just said that to make you jealous. " Vegeta brushed it off.
Goku stared at him, then smirked, " You're ly-ing. You DID have fun and I know it. You're
just saying that cuz you didn't wanna admit it to me now that I'm in a good mood. "
" It's the truth! " Vegeta shouted, " I'm glad to be out of there. "
" Oh come off it Veggie. All I had to do is look at the animals to know you weren't
faking. They all loved you SO MUCH. You're a little softie inside aren'tcha? " Goku grinned,
nudging the prince.
" I AM _NOT_!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IS _NOT_ A "little softie". "
Vegeta huffed.
" Whatever you say little buddy. " Goku said skeptically.
" Darn right whatever I say. " Vegeta glared at him, then paused, " You don't believe a
word I said, do you? " he asked, a curious look on his face.
Goku shook his head, " Nope. "
" Yeah, I thought so. " Vegeta sighed, " I don't believe what I said either. "
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5:25 PM 1/5/2002
THE END!
Chuquita: (sighes w/relief) I thought I'd never finish this one. (perks up) Now where was I?...
[looks at the "Big Book of Author Spells" in her hands] OH YEAH! 'Veggilina'. Right. [gets up &
sneaks over behind where Goku & Veggi are standing]
Veggilina: (blushing) [to Goku] So? The fic's over Kaka-chan...you know what that means don'tcha?
Goku: (nervously) No? What?
Veggilina: (pouty) YOU FORGOT! *sniffles* [stops] (grins) You silly little Kaka-chan you. It's
time for you to answer my question.
Goku: (still nervous) Oh yeah, that question, (nervous laugh) how could I ever forget THAT
question, heh-heh-heh. [glances down at Veggi, who's staring up at him adoringly] (sadly) Oh...
::How am I gonna break this to her, just look at that expression! I've never seen Veggie look at
me like that before, but this isn't Veggie, not really. I mean, it IS, but it ISN'T too--OH! WHAT
AM I GONNA DO!:: Uh, Veggi?
Veggilina: (still staring at him in utter adoration) Yes my Kakarrotto-chan?
Goku: Uhhh, [bends down to her height] Veggi, listen to me. I love you, but--
Veggilina: (w/big sparkily eyes) (breathless) You LOVE me? OH KAKAYYY! [reaches out to hug him]
Goku: [grabs her hands before she gets them around him] --BUT, I, I, I,
Veggilina: (innocently) "but"?
Goku: (squints his eyes shut) (chokes out) But I CAN'T marry you. I'm sorry Veggilina.
Veggilina: (eyes welling up w/tears) (in a small voice) What?
Chuquita: [looks up from her B.B.O.A.S at the duo] [holds up her finger] Here we go! [zaps Veggi]
Vegeta: (groans, dazed) [notices Goku's hands around his wrists & pulls them away] ACK!
KAKO-GERMS!
Goku: (opens his eyes) Huh?
[both saiyajins stare at each other for several seconds]
Both: [pointing at each other] AHH!
Vegeta: (raises an eyebrow at Goku's talk-show-host clothes] Who do you think you are NOW
Kakarrot?! David Letterman?!
Goku: (wide-eyed) Veggie? (squeals) VEGGIE! VEGGIE YOU'RE VEGGIE AGAIN! [grabs & squeezes him]
OHHHHH MY LITTLE BUDDY VEGGIE IS VEGGIE AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT VEGGI ANYMORE!
Vegeta: (utterly confused) Wha? What are you talking about?
Chuquita: (whispers to Goku) It'll take him a few minutes for the 'fog' to clear up, if you know
what I mean.
Goku: (enlightened) ...OH! You mean I have to wait 2 or 3 minutes till Veggie remembers all the
stuff he did when he was Veggi.
Chuquita: ... (perks up) Couldn't have said it BETTER myself!
Vegeta: (still in the fog) Wha? Eh? [feels his cheeks, which are now wet from the tears] Where
did THOSE come from!? [looks down at the light-blue Cinderella-ish dress] (shrieks) AHH!...say,
that looks sort of familiar....
Chuquita: [glances at her watch] Here it comes.
Vegeta: ...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp-for-air* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuquita: Yup, right on schedule.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (nervously stammering about) I, I, I, I, (glances over at Goku) I, I, (pales) OHHHHHHHH..
[puts his hands on his head] Oh my God...I-- [hand shaking as he points to Goku] --I pro--pro--
PROPOSED to--to--to--to--
Goku: (to Chu) (cheerfully) He sounds like a choo-choo train!
Vegeta: --to--to--to--to
Goku: TOOT TOOT!
Chuquita: [steps on Goku's foot, causing him to wail in pain] DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT WILL YA!
Goku: (whincing, holding his stepped on foot) Sorry.
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Veggie?
Vegeta: (outloud) (to himself) I proposed to Kakarrot.
Chuquita: ...yeah, that's pretty much it.
Vegeta: (turns his head towards Goku, who has a big doofy grin on his face & is waving at him)
Heaven help me. I think I'm gonna puke.
Goku: (happily) (to Veggie) Aww, don't. It was a beautiful proposal. Really. Heck, you even
fought--
Vegeta: (remembering) --with Chi-Chi over you...and, I beat her. [looks out about 5 feet away
where Chi-Chi is laying unconsious] And then I went back over to you and I...I _MADE OUT_ with
you!! OH MY MOUTH! [grabs his own tongue & pulls it out] AHH ITH PROFAFWEE COFFORED WIF
KAKO-GERMS! [lets go] THEY'RE ALL OVER ME! In my mouth! All over my body! In my hair; on these
CLOTHES! All over this horrific outfit...that I wore to IMPRESS you! (disqusted)
Goku: (grins stupidly) It's a VERY PRETTY dress Veggie. It looks lovely on you.
Vegeta: (snarling) YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THAT COMMENT OF YOURS!!!
Goku: (happily) I missed you Veggie!
Vegeta: Whadda you mean you MISSED me?!
Goku: (sweetly) Veggilina scares me. You don't scare me. She didn't even thwap me when I did
something stupid. (sticks out his tongue in disqust) She KISSED me instead!
Vegeta: (calmly) So, you're saying I don't scare you?
Goku: Exactly!
Vegeta: Hmm...(roars) I'LL SCARE YOU! [tackles him]
Goku: AHHH!!
Chuquita: [watches Veggie continue to beat Goku up] Ahh, the 'return to normalcy'. I guess
that's the last of Veggilina. [to audiance] Cya next time everybody!
Goku: OWW!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the
mouth of a wise man is in his heart" -Benjamin Franklin
Chuey's Corner:
Chi-Chi: AHHH! [the blast hits her, knocking her into the ground]
Goku: CHI-CHAN!
Chuquita: [runs over to her] Chi? (to herself) I think she's unconsious.
Goku: (glares up at Veggilina) OOH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHI-CHAN!
Veggilina: (flies downward just enough so that the two are eye-to-eye) I told
her so, but she just didn't listen.
Goku: (frustratingly stumbling for the right words) YOU--YOU--YOUUU-- [staring at
the unconsious Chi-Chi] (w/teary eyes) YOU--MEANIE!
Veggilina: [taken aback] (shocked) "meanie"?! [lands] (chuckles) Aww Kaka-chan, I'm
not the meanie here, she is--was. (smirks at Chi) But you won't have to worry about
that meanie anymore. [hugs him] Because I'M here now and I'm going to take VERY GOOD
care of you...NOW, about that question--
Chuquita: [smacking Chi-Chi on the side of the face] Chi-Chi! Wake up! [nervously glances
between her and Son/Veggi]
Veggilina: (breathlessly) Kaka-chan?[bends down on one knee](dead-serious) Kaka-chan, I love you.
Goku: (shocked) WHAT?!
Veggilina: (blushing) And you care about me so much, and no one can EVER understand me as
much as you do, after all, you are the only other saiyajin left. So that's why, as princess of
Bejito-Sei, I ask you, Kakarrotto, to be my prince. Will you marry me?
Goku: (still shocked) MARRY you?!
Chuquita: [jaw drops to the floor in shock] [turns back to Chi-Chi] (hysterically) WAKE UP!
_PLEASE_ WAKE UP! OH MY GOD WAKE UP!
Goku: (speechless) I...a prince, geez Vedge I, I mean, I'm really HONORED and all--
Veggilina: (staring up at him anxiously) --then you will!
Goku: Nuh--no, I didn't say THAT! What I meant was--
Veggilina: (interupting) --OH KISS ME YOU FOOL! [SMOOOCH]
Chuquita: (to herself) This is getting REALLY out of control...[glances to her right to see
something lying in the doorway to the Corner] (happily) MY "BIG BOOK OF AUTHOR SPELLS"!
[trademark] HA! Who needs Chi-Chi when I have my OWN artillery! [runs over to her book & picks
it up] SAVED!
Veggilina: (dreamily) So, Kaka-chan, give me your answer?
Goku: (dazed) I'll, uhh, I'll tell you after the fic.
Veggilina: (pouty) Oh, that's too long to wait! Tell me now.
Goku: (nervously) No! I, uh, need time to think. Yeah.
Veggilina: Oh yeah, that's right, your little third-class Kako-brain needs time to process
things. I can understand that...(cheerfully) Oh well! That means more time to make out!
Goku: NO! NO MORE KISSING! NO MORE KISSING!
Veggilina: (glaring angrily at him) (goes SSJ2)
Goku: GAH! DON'T DO THAT EITHER! I MEANT, no more, (cringes) kissing, until AFTER the fic.
Veggilina: (giggles) Works for me!
Goku: *WHEW*!
Summary: Goku has just recieved a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which
Goku hasn't visited since he was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask
him to bring a buddy with him. So our ever-happy saiyajin decides to drag
his 'little buddy', Vegeta, along with him. Will the ouji be able to survive
a weekend out on the farm without his precious gravity room along with most of
the other modern conviences of home? What kind of degrading chores will he have
to do? Cleaning up the cow pies? Feeding the pigs? Washing the horses? Milking the cows?
Only one way to find out.
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" Oh boys! Time to wake uuuup! " Aunt Bessy said in a sing-song voice. Goku was still
fast asleep and drooling; Vegeta was drifing between being awake and being unconsious. The ouji
layed there and stared at the inside of his eyelids, hoping by some strange miracle that when he
opened his eyes he would find himself on the couch in his living room, this whole farm-adventure
the result of just eating too many cheez-doodles before bedtime.
Vegeta felt something wet & sticky smush against his face. He giggled, " Ohh, Bulma. " he
blushed, then opened his eyes to see a big fat sheep staring him in the face, it's tongue hanging
out the side of its mouth. Drool was dribbling along down its tongue & onto the floor.
" AHH! " Vegeta screamed, then backed up into Goku, startling him.
" Wha, wha happened? " Goku mumbled incoherently. He sat up, looking around for any signs
of danger, only to find the room filled with sheep. A large grin spread over his face, " EEE! "
Goku squealed.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta glanced over at him.
" SHEEP! " Goku grinned with big sparkily eyes at the big fuffy animals surrounding their
bed.
" Yes Kakarrot, sheep. Now can you tell me, WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE! " Vegeta demanded.
" They live here silly, " Goku said, still staring in awe at the creatures, " This is a
farm, sheep are one of the animals that Aunt Bessy and Uncle Tim raise. "
Vegeta wiped the sheep drool off of his face, " Charming creatures. " he remarked
sarcastically, now ringing more drool out of his hair, " These things slobber more than YOU! "
" I know! " Goku giggled, " AREN'T THEY _CUTE_!!! " he said, hopping out of bed & onto
the floor. He grabbed several sheep at once & hugged them, " I LOVE SHEEP! "
" Baa baa baa. " the group of sheep bleated, stupid looks on their faces.
" They need to be sheered, that's why I brought them in here to help me wake you two up."
Aunt Bessy smiled.
" Sheer? " Vegeta looked at her with utmost confusion, " Kakarrot, what is "sheering"? "
he asked, then yelped as Goku shoved a sheep in his face.
" HERE VEGGIE HOLD ONE! " Goku said excitedly, lumping the sheep into Vegeta's arms,
" They're soft and fun to hug! "
" Baaaa! " the sheep bleated in Vegeta's face, splashing more drool onto him.
" Aww, I think that one likes you! " Goku said.
Vegeta dropped the sheep to the ground, " Yeah,...right. "
" You better get dressed boys, there's an awful lot of sheep for you to sheer and many
more chores to get in before sundown. " Aunt Bessy said, leaving the room.
" YEA! " Goku cheered, then turned to Vegeta, " I've never sheered sheep before! "
The ouji groaned, " Neither have I... "
The two saiyajins stood in Aunt Bessy's backyard, wearing their farm-clothes. The large
group of sheep standing around them.
" Umm, 'aunt Bessy'? " Vegeta asked, " I was wondering, where's 'Tim'? "
" Oh, he went off to the market to buy some odds and ends. " Aunt Bessy said.
" And Mimi? "
" She went with him. "
Vegeta grinned, then fell to his knees, " Oh thank you thank you THANK YOU! " he said up
to the sky. He lept to his feet, " No one's gonna see me skinnydipping TODAY! "
" Heh-heh. " Goku sweatdropped, " So, " he said, changing the subject, " Aunt Bessy, how
are we gonna sheer the sheep anyway? "
" Well, that's why I brought THESE. " Aunt Bessy said, pulling two freakishly large
hedgeclippers out from behind her back.
" Oooooooooh. " Goku said in amazement, " Shiney... "
Vegeta turned a pale green color, " You're...going to give THAT...to Kakarrot to use on
those animals?!? THAT'S MADNESS! "
Aunt Bessy handed a hedgeclipper to Goku, then to Vegeta, " You get one too. "
" Works for me. " Vegeta said happily, then turned to Goku & aimed the huge hedgeclippers
at the taller saiyajin's neck, " Hey Kakarrot, want me to take a little off the top, " he said,
snickering.
" AHH VEGGIE NO! " Goku slapped the hedgeclippers out of the ouji's hands, " WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO! KILL ME! " he shouted angrily at him.
" No... " Vegeta looked downward sadly.
" Are you sorry? " Goku narrowed his eyes at the ouji.
" Yes... "
" AWWWWWWWW, Veggie's sorry! " Goku clasped his hands together, " Come here little buddy
& let me give you a nice warm buddy hug. "
Vegeta sighed, defeated and walked over to the taller saiyajin, who promptly hugged him,
" There, don't ya feel better now? "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta nodded, not making eye-contact w/him.
" Good! " Goku said happily, then grabbed his own hedgeclippers & chopped off the
tippy-top of Vegeta's hair, " HAHA! "
Vegeta instantly looked up, feeling the top of his head to find the tip missing,
" KAKARROTTO YOU TRAITOR! "
" HEE-HEE-HEE! " Goku laughed as he ran off into the field of sheep, Vegeta racing after
him.
" WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL CHOP THAT WHOLE SCREWY HAIR-CUT OF YOURS RIGHT OFF
YOUR EMPTY HEAD!!! "
" Hmm, " Vegeta pondered to himself as he read the little sheering instruction paper Aunt
Bessy had given him to avoid another "bucket" incident. He glanced at the sheers in his other
hand, then up at one of the sheep, " Well, that looks simple enough. " he said, standing up.
He walked over to one of the sheep & snipped part of its wool, causing the wool to fall to the
ground in big clumps.
" Heh, this isn't so hard, is it! " he said, patting the sheep on the head. The sheep let
out a bleat & smiled at the prince, " You're not so ugly after all, are you? "
" BAAA! " the sheep said, opening its mouth wide, sending slobber all over Vegeta's head.
The ouji sweatdropped, " So much for bonding with the dumb animal. " Vegeta said, then looked
around, " Speaking of dumb animals, I wonder where Kakarrot is? "
" AHHHH!!!! " Goku screamed in fear, dashing past Vegeta & the sheep, followed by the
entire herd of sheep charging at the frightened saiyajin.
" Heeheeheehee. " Vegeta let out a giggle, then stopped as another sheep came from over
the hill after Goku, this one on its hind legs and wielding the bigger saiyajin's hedgeclippers.
" BAAA!!! " the sheep commanded and as if on cue another large group of sheep came from
behind it wielding barbers scissors.
" BAA BAA BAAAAAAAAA!!!! " the sheep army said in unison, then went off, racing after
Goku.
Vegeta stuck out his bottom lip in a sympathetic way, " Poor Kakarrotto...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA! " he laughed like crazy, then went back to sheering his own sheep.
" There you go! " Vegeta said happily as he finished the last sheep; the excess wool
bound up on the ground with rope.
" What a wonderful job you did Veggie. " Aunt Bessy said, picking up the wool, " They
seem to have taken a liking to you. "
" Heh-heh. " the ouji grinned, proud of himself.
" Ohhhhhhh... " Goku whined, wobbling up to the two. The mid-drift, knees, and elbows of
his farm clothes cut off; the herd had also managed somehow to poof the half-dead saiyajin's
hair.
" Hahaha! Oh Kakarrot you look like a french poodle! " Vegeta laughed, then froze as Goku
sent him a death-glare, " Oh, I'm sorry Kaka-chan. " Vegeta mocked Goku, wrapping his arms around
him, " Here, lemmie take a little of the TOP! " he snapped his hedgeclippers over Goku's bangs,
cutting them in half, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ha---ha... " Vegeta noticed the cold stare he was
recieving from the other saiyajin, then slowly let go of him and waddled back over to where he
was standing.
" ... "
" Sorry my Kaka-chan. "
" ... "
" REALLY. I am this time. "
" ...just shut up and leave me alone. " Goku said flatly. He perked up, " Say, Aunt
Bessy, I guess it's time for breakfast right about now huh? "
" Oh heavens no! " Aunt Bessy chuckled as Goku's face fell, " Besides Uncle Tim and Mimi
haven't gotten back from the market yet, we're out of most of our breakfast foods. "
" How can you be out of FOOD! THIS IS A FARM!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Excellent idea Veggie, we can make our own breakfast. " Aunt Bessy said. The big doofy
grin once again appeared on Goku's face, " And what would you like for breakfast little
Son-kun? " she asked him.
" FIIIIIIIIIISH! " Goku's pupils widened beyond the point of no return, saliva was now
running down the side of his mouth.
" Like we all didn't see that one coming. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Well then, if it's fish you want, " she handed them each a fishing rod, " Go get it. "
" I knew there had to be some sort of a catch. " Vegeta grumbled.
Goku examined his fishing pole, " What IS this thing? "
" Ahh, the lake. " Goku smiled serenely, " I always feel better when I'm near a place
inhabited by tasty edible creatures. "
" Weren't we here a couple chapters ago? " Vegeta said, sensing a feeling of deja vu.
" Yes, yes we were. This is where we took our bathes yesterday, remember? " Goku said.
Vegeta's jaw hung open, " YOU MEAN _I_ TOOK A BATH IN THE SAME PLACE WHERE FISH DEPOSIT
THEIR RECTORAL WASTE?! "
" Yeah. " Goku answered casually.
" OH EEEEW! YUCK! NASTY DISQUSTING VILE! BLAAHHHH!!! " Vegeta gagged.
" Well where else to you expect the fish to go to the bathroom Veggie? " Goku said,
" On LAND! "
" YES _ON LAND_! " Vegeta retorted.
" Veggie, if the fish jumped onto the land to go to the bathroom, they'd die from lack of
water before THEY EVEN FINISHED!! "
" So? " Vegeta shrugged, " It would make OUR JOB a whole lot easier if they were already
up here. "
" Hmm, he has a point. " Goku nodded, " ...Veggie? "
" Yes? "
" What're these big stick thingys for? " he said, holding out his fishing pole.
" They're to catch fish with, baka. " Vegeta said, " I've seen it on TV all the time;
unlike you _I_ happen to get over 300 channels. "
" And there's still nothing to watch. " Goku shook his head.
" Yes, it's AMAZING! All those channels and not a single decent show on. Stupid TV. "
Vegeta huffed, then sniffled, " How I miss it...that beautiful illuminated screen that would
display whatever images I chose to fit within its rectangular frame, *sniffle* Oh Kaka-chan!
HOLD ME! " he sobbed, then yelped in pain as he felt something grab his rear & turned to see a
fishing-hook lodged in his pants. Goku spun the reel, lifting the ouji into the air by the pants
and giving him the wedgie of a lifetime, " KAKARROTTO! "
he screamed in anger.
" Hold on Veggie, *snicker*snort*, I think I got one! " Goku said between giggles.
" Oh har-dee-har-har, you're a riot, Kakarrot--NOW LET ME DOWN! " Vegeta ordered.
" Ohhhh, Veggie this is bor-ING! " Goku whined as they sat at the lakes edge, their
fishing hooks in the water, " I wanna fish MY WAY! "
" Your way is stupid and barberic, besides, you'd get Kako-germs all over _MY_
breakfast. " Vegeta said.
" PLEEEEASE Veggie! " Goku pleaded, staring at him.
" No. "
" PLEEEEEEEASE VEGGIE! "
" NO! "
" Pwetty pwetty pweeeeasey Veggie-weggie! " he begged, now talking in a baby-voice with
the big sparkily eyes from before.
" Ehhhh... " Vegeta turned the other direction, trying to avoid eye-contact. Goku
teleported in front of him.
" PWWEEEEEASE VEGGIE! You're my widdle buddy awen't u? " Goku continued begging, staring
the now nervous ouji in the face with his patented big sparkily eyes.
" I..I...alright. " Vegeta said in defeat.
" WEE! " Goku squealed, squeezing Vegeta, " I LOVE YOU LITTLE BUDDY! " he said, then
jumped into the lake, only to leap out again followed by a giant piranna, " AAUGH! VEGGIE RUN! "
" Huh? " Vegeta scratched his head, then turned around to see th piranna, " HOLY-- "
" RRRRRAAARRRRH!!! " the piranna roared.
Goku screeched to a halt & turned around to go back for Vegeta, " LITTLE BUDDY GRAB MY
HAND! " he shouted, reaching out to him.
Vegeta's eyes widened as the piranna opened its jaws to reveal equally giant teeth,
" KAKA-CHAN DON'T! "
" JUST GRAB IT! "
" KAKARRO-- "
" *SNAP*! " the piranna bit down swallowing Goku whole.
" --tto. " Vegeta finished, staring at the fish in horror. He tackled it from the side &
proceeded to pound on its gills, " YOU *WHACK* BIG *WHACK* FAT STUPID FISH *WHACK* YOU SPIT HIM
OUT RIGHT *WHACK* NOW!!! "
" Once again, Kakarrot, I am sorry. " Vegeta said, embarassed as he hung his head. They
stood in the kitchen; Aunt Bessy was cooking the fish.
Goku sat across the table from the ouji, silently glaring at him. Bruises all over Goku's
body from the blows struck to the fish.
" I, uh, really didn't know you were still in its mouth..I, I thought you had already
made it to its stomach. " Vegeta bumbled out, searching for the right apology.
" Uh-huh. " Goku said dryly, paying close attention to him.
" Umm, look at it this way, I was avenging you by teaching the fish a lesson. " Vegeta
went on.
" Riiiight. " Goku continued to glare at him, then sat back in his chair and folded his
arms.
" Oh come on! You can't be mad at me FOREVER! " Vegeta whined.
" Forever and a day, Vegeta. " Goku narrowed his eyes at the prince stubbornly.
Vegeta chuckled, " It WAS pretty funny though, wasn't it? "
" Oh that was quite a hoot. " Aunt Bessy laughed with him, " Why I thought it would take
us weeks to get you out of that fish, even with all the tools we have in the shed. " she said,
" In fact, I didn't know we had such fish around here. "
" Aunt Bessy, I wanna go home now. " Goku sighed.
" Son-kun? " she looked at him, surprised.
" But Kakarrot! I'm just starting to enjoy myself. " Vegeta whined.
" That's because today _I'VE_ been the one with the horrible luck and not YOU. " Goku
stated.
" That is NOT why! " Vegeta gasped, " Well...oh-kay, maybe it is ONE of the reasons.
But there are plenty of other reasons! "
" Name one. "
" ...well, we still have the rest of the day left. And the bus doesn't come back until
tommorow MORNING and I've actually gotten pretty used to this farming stuff and, and, you know
you're really not that bad to bunk with. " he finished, slightly red in the face.
" REALLY Veggie? " Goku stared at him, wide-eyed.
" Yeah.... " Vegeta trailed off, looking away.
" HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEE! "
The two saiyajins turned to see Uncle Tim and Mimi standing in the doorway. Mimi was
waving at them.
" We're back! " Mimi said in a sing-song voice, then zipped over to Vegeta, " I'm SO
SORRY we were gone so long little prince. You probably missed me so! " she said, taking his
hands & rubbing her cheek against them. Vegeta sweatdropped, then yanked his hands away & stared
at them as if they were diseased.
" Ehhhh, KAKA-CHAAAAN! " he said in disqust, then turned to Aunt Bessy, " Could you
direct me to the bathroom. "
" Whatever for? " Aunt Bessy said in confusion.
" Veggie has a little "germ" problem. " Goku whispered to her, " Everything that he
finds annoying is that way because it has some special kind of 'germ' that causes it to be like
that. "
" What an odd little man. " Aunt Bessy observed.
" KAKA-CHAN HURRY! IT'S SPREADING TO MY ARMS!!! " Vegeta shrieked in both fear and anger.
Goku turned back to Aunt Bessy, " See. "
" Oh yes. Very paranoid. " Aunt Bessy whispered back. She walked over to Vegeta, " Here,
I'll show you to the bathroom, there's a sink there you can use. " she said, then led him out of
the room.
Mimi looked at Goku, confused, " What did I do? "
" You know, I really had a good day today. " Vegeta said happily as they sat at the
kitchen table eating dinner.
" Ohh, " Goku rubbed his bruised arm, being the butt of so many mishaps during the past
24 hours, " Now I know what its like to be Veggie. " he muttered quietly to himself, then reached
for the box of bandaids next to him.
" Here, lemmie help you with that! " Vegeta said almost cheerfully as he pulled a bandaid
out & slapped it over Goku's other arm which had nearly been pecked off by the chickens in the
hen-house, " There ya go Kaka-chan! "
" I don't know what got into those chickens today, Son-kun. Are you alright? " Aunt Bessy
asked him.
" Nothing that won't heal. " Goku managed a smile back.
" It's all those stupid chickens fault. " Uncle Tim shook his head, " You know what
Son-kun? How about tommorow you & I take every one of those chickens, fry 'um up & eat them for
lunch. "
" I LIKE CHICKEN! " Vegeta grinned, raising his arm.
" Sorry Uncle Tim, but we have to go home tommorow morning. Veggie probably misses his TV
anyway. " Goku said.
" But Kaka-chan! " Vegeta protested.
" WE'RE GO-ING. " Goku glared at him.
" Aww, that's a shame, why, city-boy here's even better than you are at the chores. "
Uncle Tim said.
" Yeah Kaka-chan, we could NEVER deprive them of my WONDERFUL skills. " Vegeta boasted
proudly.
" You sure changed your tune in a hurry. " Goku shook his head at Vegeta, " You wanted to
go home so badly this morning it wasn't even funny! "
" That was until I realized how much BETTER at this 'farm-work' I am than you. " the ouji
smirked.
" This boy catches onto things real quick you know that? " Uncle Tim said, patting him on
the back.
" Please, don't encourage him. " Goku said flatly, then got up, " I'm going to bed. "
" I'll come with you! " Vegeta said happily.
" Only if you promise not to make me feel anymore miserable. " Goku warned him.
" ... "
" You promise? "
" ...well?... "
" VEGETA! "
" OH-KAY! I promise! "
" HAHAHA! And then when you said to that horse, 'just lift your foot up Ed, nice and
SLOW', and then it KICKS UP IT'S LEG and the horseshoe FLIES off its foot and SMACK onto your
FACE! HeeheeheeHEE! " Vegeta laughed as he layed on his back, his hands behind his head, " Wasn't
that funny Kakarrot! " he turned to his side.
" Whatever you say Vegeta. " Goku said plainly, his back facing the ouji.
" Whatsa matter Kaka-chan? " Vegeta asked him, conserned.
" ... "
" I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME! TELL ME! "
" I'm not going to get any sleep if I don't tell you, am I? " Goku asked, tiredly.
" No. I will MAKE SURE OF THAT! " Vegeta shook his fist in the air in determination.
Goku sighed, " Alright little buddy. " he flopped himself over so he was facing him, " I
came here this weekend to have fun. And for the first 2 days, I was. Then, all of a sudden I'M
being chased by a mob of angry sheep, eaten by a fish, getting kicked by a horse and I almost
lose a limb to a cow and YOU are suddenly Mr. Down-on-the-farm and all the animals instantly
love you and even Uncle Tim likes you now! But you know, that's not why I'm really angry. You
know why I'm angry Veggie? " he asked curiously.
Vegeta shook his head innocently.
" I'm angry because YOU _HAD_ TO _RUB_ _IT_ _IN_. You could have just left it alone and
not said anything to make me feel any more embrassed about the incidents that happened to me, but
NO, not YOU. YOU decide to go make "kaka-chan" feel even MORE like crap and rag on about it while
BOASTING about your own winnings. "
" You did practically the same thing to me about the cow. " Vegeta replied, " Not to
mention the bunk beds. "
Goku giggled, " I did bug you didn't I? "
" Yes. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, recalling both painful experiances.
" Hee-hee. 'nember when I feel through the top bunk cuz I was too big for it and I nearly
SQUASHED YOU FLAT. Hee-hee. Oh you looked so MAD! "
" DROP IT! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" YEAH! THAT'S _IT_! " Goku pointed at the ouji.
" What's it? " Vegeta looked at him, confused.
" That look on your face when you screamed 'drop it'! That's the EXACT SAME look you gave
me after I fell through the bunk! " Goku said excitedly.
" Yeah right... " Vegeta grumbled.
" Wow Veggie you sure cheered me up good! I'm not even mad at you anymore! I'm sorry I
was! I could NEVER be mad at my little Veggie. "
" Yuh-huh. " Vegeta muttered, then flopped onto his belly & closed his eyes.
" Sometimes you remind me exactly why I wanted you to be my little buddy in the first
place. " Goku smiled at him.
" And that is? " Vegeta asked, his eyes still closed.
" Because you make me happy. " Goku nodded, " G'night lil Veggie. " he said, then closed
his eyes & went to sleep.
Vegeta grinned widely at him, his face bright red, " Goodnight Kaka-chan. "
" Ohh, I'm so sorry to see you two go. " Aunt Bessy said, hugging Goku as the group stood
infront of the bus. Both saiyajins had their regular outfits on.
" Yeah, well Chi-Chi probably misses us. " Goku answered.
Vegeta let out a laugh, " HA! "
" Oh yeah, she doesn't like you. " he turned back to Aunt Bessy, " Chi-Chi probably
misses ME anyway. Besides, if I stay here any longer I'm afraid those sheep'll attack me again. "
" Well, good luck on the trip home. " Aunt Bessy said.
" Come back again. " Uncle Tim nodded to them, " Your city-boy friend's a real help
around here. "
" That's why he's my little buddy! " Goku chriped.
" Goodbye sweet prince. " Mimi sniffled, then glomped onto Vegeta, " I'LL MISS YOU SO
MUCH!!!!! "
" Ehhh, " Vegeta retched, trying to unlatch Mimi's arms from around him.
" TAKE ME WITH YOU! PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL CASTLE IN
THE CITY! " Mimi wailed, squeezing tighter.
" Veggie doesn't HAVE a castle. " Goku corrected her.
" NO CASTLE!? " Mimi pushed Vegeta away, " What's a prince doing without a CASTLE! WHERE
DO YOU LIVE THEN?! "
" Veggie lives in a mansion. " Goku grinned as Vegeta dusted himself off.
" A _MANSION_? " Mimi's eyes widened again, " OH WOW! A MANSION! " she said dreamily as
Vegeta quickly grabbed ahold of Goku's arm & zipped inside the bus, " Prince Vegeta? " Mimi
looked around, then dashed after them towards the door to the bus. Vegeta slammed the glass door
just as Mimi rammed into it, causing her to slide down the door & fall onto the ground as the bus
pulled away.
Vegeta wiped the sweat off his forehead, " That was close. " he glanced over at Goku,
who had already found them a seat.
" Little Veggie sit down! " Goku called him over. The ouji walked to where Goku was,
" You can have the window-seat this time. " he said, getting up and letting Vegeta sit next to
the window.
Vegeta sat down & sighed, " I'm glad THAT'S over. " he said with a smile of relief on his
face.
" But I thought you were enjoying yourself. You said so yourself. " Goku said, baffled.
" Oh I just said that to make you jealous. " Vegeta brushed it off.
Goku stared at him, then smirked, " You're ly-ing. You DID have fun and I know it. You're
just saying that cuz you didn't wanna admit it to me now that I'm in a good mood. "
" It's the truth! " Vegeta shouted, " I'm glad to be out of there. "
" Oh come off it Veggie. All I had to do is look at the animals to know you weren't
faking. They all loved you SO MUCH. You're a little softie inside aren'tcha? " Goku grinned,
nudging the prince.
" I AM _NOT_!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IS _NOT_ A "little softie". "
Vegeta huffed.
" Whatever you say little buddy. " Goku said skeptically.
" Darn right whatever I say. " Vegeta glared at him, then paused, " You don't believe a
word I said, do you? " he asked, a curious look on his face.
Goku shook his head, " Nope. "
" Yeah, I thought so. " Vegeta sighed, " I don't believe what I said either. "
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5:25 PM 1/5/2002
THE END!
Chuquita: (sighes w/relief) I thought I'd never finish this one. (perks up) Now where was I?...
[looks at the "Big Book of Author Spells" in her hands] OH YEAH! 'Veggilina'. Right. [gets up &
sneaks over behind where Goku & Veggi are standing]
Veggilina: (blushing) [to Goku] So? The fic's over Kaka-chan...you know what that means don'tcha?
Goku: (nervously) No? What?
Veggilina: (pouty) YOU FORGOT! *sniffles* [stops] (grins) You silly little Kaka-chan you. It's
time for you to answer my question.
Goku: (still nervous) Oh yeah, that question, (nervous laugh) how could I ever forget THAT
question, heh-heh-heh. [glances down at Veggi, who's staring up at him adoringly] (sadly) Oh...
::How am I gonna break this to her, just look at that expression! I've never seen Veggie look at
me like that before, but this isn't Veggie, not really. I mean, it IS, but it ISN'T too--OH! WHAT
AM I GONNA DO!:: Uh, Veggi?
Veggilina: (still staring at him in utter adoration) Yes my Kakarrotto-chan?
Goku: Uhhh, [bends down to her height] Veggi, listen to me. I love you, but--
Veggilina: (w/big sparkily eyes) (breathless) You LOVE me? OH KAKAYYY! [reaches out to hug him]
Goku: [grabs her hands before she gets them around him] --BUT, I, I, I,
Veggilina: (innocently) "but"?
Goku: (squints his eyes shut) (chokes out) But I CAN'T marry you. I'm sorry Veggilina.
Veggilina: (eyes welling up w/tears) (in a small voice) What?
Chuquita: [looks up from her B.B.O.A.S at the duo] [holds up her finger] Here we go! [zaps Veggi]
Vegeta: (groans, dazed) [notices Goku's hands around his wrists & pulls them away] ACK!
KAKO-GERMS!
Goku: (opens his eyes) Huh?
[both saiyajins stare at each other for several seconds]
Both: [pointing at each other] AHH!
Vegeta: (raises an eyebrow at Goku's talk-show-host clothes] Who do you think you are NOW
Kakarrot?! David Letterman?!
Goku: (wide-eyed) Veggie? (squeals) VEGGIE! VEGGIE YOU'RE VEGGIE AGAIN! [grabs & squeezes him]
OHHHHH MY LITTLE BUDDY VEGGIE IS VEGGIE AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT VEGGI ANYMORE!
Vegeta: (utterly confused) Wha? What are you talking about?
Chuquita: (whispers to Goku) It'll take him a few minutes for the 'fog' to clear up, if you know
what I mean.
Goku: (enlightened) ...OH! You mean I have to wait 2 or 3 minutes till Veggie remembers all the
stuff he did when he was Veggi.
Chuquita: ... (perks up) Couldn't have said it BETTER myself!
Vegeta: (still in the fog) Wha? Eh? [feels his cheeks, which are now wet from the tears] Where
did THOSE come from!? [looks down at the light-blue Cinderella-ish dress] (shrieks) AHH!...say,
that looks sort of familiar....
Chuquita: [glances at her watch] Here it comes.
Vegeta: ...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp-for-air* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuquita: Yup, right on schedule.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (nervously stammering about) I, I, I, I, (glances over at Goku) I, I, (pales) OHHHHHHHH..
[puts his hands on his head] Oh my God...I-- [hand shaking as he points to Goku] --I pro--pro--
PROPOSED to--to--to--to--
Goku: (to Chu) (cheerfully) He sounds like a choo-choo train!
Vegeta: --to--to--to--to
Goku: TOOT TOOT!
Chuquita: [steps on Goku's foot, causing him to wail in pain] DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT WILL YA!
Goku: (whincing, holding his stepped on foot) Sorry.
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Veggie?
Vegeta: (outloud) (to himself) I proposed to Kakarrot.
Chuquita: ...yeah, that's pretty much it.
Vegeta: (turns his head towards Goku, who has a big doofy grin on his face & is waving at him)
Heaven help me. I think I'm gonna puke.
Goku: (happily) (to Veggie) Aww, don't. It was a beautiful proposal. Really. Heck, you even
fought--
Vegeta: (remembering) --with Chi-Chi over you...and, I beat her. [looks out about 5 feet away
where Chi-Chi is laying unconsious] And then I went back over to you and I...I _MADE OUT_ with
you!! OH MY MOUTH! [grabs his own tongue & pulls it out] AHH ITH PROFAFWEE COFFORED WIF
KAKO-GERMS! [lets go] THEY'RE ALL OVER ME! In my mouth! All over my body! In my hair; on these
CLOTHES! All over this horrific outfit...that I wore to IMPRESS you! (disqusted)
Goku: (grins stupidly) It's a VERY PRETTY dress Veggie. It looks lovely on you.
Vegeta: (snarling) YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THAT COMMENT OF YOURS!!!
Goku: (happily) I missed you Veggie!
Vegeta: Whadda you mean you MISSED me?!
Goku: (sweetly) Veggilina scares me. You don't scare me. She didn't even thwap me when I did
something stupid. (sticks out his tongue in disqust) She KISSED me instead!
Vegeta: (calmly) So, you're saying I don't scare you?
Goku: Exactly!
Vegeta: Hmm...(roars) I'LL SCARE YOU! [tackles him]
Goku: AHHH!!
Chuquita: [watches Veggie continue to beat Goku up] Ahh, the 'return to normalcy'. I guess
that's the last of Veggilina. [to audiance] Cya next time everybody!
Goku: OWW!
