Chapter 1: The Devil Woman From Hell.

Sometimes it isn't so much that love itself is Hell, it's the girl you fell in love with that makes it so. I have a friend that is in exactly this situation. Poor guy. He fell in love with one of the MOST ANNOYING women in the world. I won't mention any names, but I'll call the girl "Pacifist Princess of the Cinq Kingdom" and I'll call my friend "The Perfect Soldier Bob". Pacifist Princess is always following Soldier Bob around. That's all it is every day for him. "Soldier Bob! Save me!" Or, "Soldier Bob! Come kill me now!" Always yelling his name off of cliffs, planes, and anywhere else with altitude. But the man loves her. So, what can he do? Does he have any options? Yes! Of course he has options! He has plenty of options, but I believe he deals with his emotions quite well the way he does. With a girl like that, the only thing TO do is to threaten to kill her.
With the right woman, you could find that love really ISN'T Hell. But come on. Face it. How many of you out there are ever going to find the "right woman"? Have you thought about it? Have you looked that question straight in the eye and then spat in its face? If you haven't done that yet, you need to. 'Cause you can't begin to fix the problem before you've identified it, now can you?
I'll begin to introduce the many types of women you'll meet in the last chapter of this book on tape. Take time to analyze the list well. You'll need it, not only for the test at the end of this book on tape, but also for your everyday lovelife.