*Author's Note*: Yeah, so I've brought this one back. I think it's hillarious, and I don't know why I never finished it. But now it's being worked on once again. Hope y'all enjoy the next additions.
Okay, so your relationship hasn't quite gone to the extreme of that last one, yet. There are other, more common cases that we could look into. Say, for example, another one of my buddies--once again to keep his identity secret we'll call this one by a code name, let's say, Mr. No Name--has girls problems, but his situation is a little bit different from that of "The Perfect Soldier Bob's". The girl in Mr. No Name's life is a little possessive.
Guys, you know what I'm talking about. Everyone's met one of those people. Kinda quiet, so sensitive that they break down in tears if you look at them wrong, and usually pretty insecure. And the thing that puts the icing on the cake is that little characteristic possessiveness. Yes, that habit of taking something, claiming it as theirs, and then eating anyone who dares come near for a between-meal's snack. Hey, I know from experience! I was over at his, um, tent one day and I was going to ask him how things were going. Suddenly, here she comes. Running out of the tent comes this woman--we'll call her "Blindfolded Knife Woman"--and she practically mauls me, right there in public, but of course, what else can you expect from a case like Blindfolded Knife Woman's? She really deserves our pity, rather than our rebukes.
How does Mr. No Name deal with this kind of pressure every single day? Being the original kind of guy he is, he has his own unique way of taking care of the stress that this relationship puts on him. One way is to hide it. Mr. No Name does this very well with a half mask. Also, he works at a circus as a clown. Therefore, by denying that he has these kind of problems and becoming something as carefree and funny, such as a clown, he keeps his sanity and makes a pretty good living at the same time. Then there's running away. 'Course, this solution didn't really work for Mr. No Name, but it was worth a try. Remember, running away from your problems may not solve them, but you'll get away temporarily.
Now, admit it. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it. If there's someone like this in your life you need to come to grips with the situation and deal with it. Or you could let it go and watch your list of friends get shorter and shorter, each either dissappearing into thin air or dying some strange and inexplicible death.
Okay, so your relationship hasn't quite gone to the extreme of that last one, yet. There are other, more common cases that we could look into. Say, for example, another one of my buddies--once again to keep his identity secret we'll call this one by a code name, let's say, Mr. No Name--has girls problems, but his situation is a little bit different from that of "The Perfect Soldier Bob's". The girl in Mr. No Name's life is a little possessive.
Guys, you know what I'm talking about. Everyone's met one of those people. Kinda quiet, so sensitive that they break down in tears if you look at them wrong, and usually pretty insecure. And the thing that puts the icing on the cake is that little characteristic possessiveness. Yes, that habit of taking something, claiming it as theirs, and then eating anyone who dares come near for a between-meal's snack. Hey, I know from experience! I was over at his, um, tent one day and I was going to ask him how things were going. Suddenly, here she comes. Running out of the tent comes this woman--we'll call her "Blindfolded Knife Woman"--and she practically mauls me, right there in public, but of course, what else can you expect from a case like Blindfolded Knife Woman's? She really deserves our pity, rather than our rebukes.
How does Mr. No Name deal with this kind of pressure every single day? Being the original kind of guy he is, he has his own unique way of taking care of the stress that this relationship puts on him. One way is to hide it. Mr. No Name does this very well with a half mask. Also, he works at a circus as a clown. Therefore, by denying that he has these kind of problems and becoming something as carefree and funny, such as a clown, he keeps his sanity and makes a pretty good living at the same time. Then there's running away. 'Course, this solution didn't really work for Mr. No Name, but it was worth a try. Remember, running away from your problems may not solve them, but you'll get away temporarily.
Now, admit it. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it. If there's someone like this in your life you need to come to grips with the situation and deal with it. Or you could let it go and watch your list of friends get shorter and shorter, each either dissappearing into thin air or dying some strange and inexplicible death.
