A Trip to the Mall...
By: Gourry's Lina-sama
With help from: NurikoMetallium and Belldandychan2000*don't be mad at me peoplez cuz I did tease peoplez in this one so...have fun reading!
Part 2: Zelgadis's Birthday present
Lina: Hmm......This is going to be hard!.......
Amelia: What?
Lina: Man! I can't think of anything!
Amelia: What? What are you trying to think of?
Lina: Oh...... Well.... Next week is Zelgadis's birthday and...... well... I sorta can't think of what to get him.....
Amelia: What? It is? I didn't know!
Lina: Oh well...
Amelia: I know what to get him
Lina: What?
Amelia: Umm...oops I forgot
Lina: *Facefaults* oi.......
Amelia: Oh well... we better call everyone so we can go to the mall!
Lina: Yeah I guess... but who is goin got drive? I mean since Zelgadis isn't here?
Amelia: I guess Mister Xelloss could since he is the oldest!
Lina: Ok lets call!
*Half an hour later everyone (except for Zelgadis of course) met at Xelloss's house*
Lina: Xelloss, you do know how to drive don't you?(oh no...)
Xelloss: Now that is a secret! *waggles finger*
Amelia: Well I guess we'll just have to trust Mister Xelloss......(uh huh! sure...)
Filia: Yeah right! I'm not going in the same car as...*glances over to Xelloss* HIM!!!
Xelloss: My My, does someone not like me? That hurts...
Filia: *evil glare* SHUT UP!!! Namagomi!
Lina: *looks at Filia* anyways...lets get going! It's already 11:00!
Xelloss: ok everybody! Hop in!
Martina, Amelia, Gourry, Filia, Lina: Where?
Xelloss: *poof* In there!
Lina: Wow! This is nice!
Xelloss: Ready to go?
Martina, Amelia, Gourry: Ready!
Lina: Wait! Shouldn't we like wrap ourselves in bubble wrap or something?(that's not a bad idea!)
Filia: Yeah who knows how *glares at Xelloss once again* HE drives!
Amelia: Oh I'm sure it's safe!
Martina: I don't know about this...
Filia: You better be right Amelia!
Lina: What do you think Gourry?
Gourry: Zzzz*snores*Zzzz
Lina: GOURRY!!!!!
Gourry: Wha-What't I do?
Lina: You slept! That's what!
Gourry: oops sorry I was up till 1 eating steaks!(oh...my...god...)
Lina: Oh ok, I understand...but what do you think about xelloss driving us to the mall?(don't do it! Please don't do it!)
Gourry: *yawns* oh...whatever...
Amelia: Ok then it's decided! Let's go!
~-~-~After getting lost many a time, a very long and very bumpy drive they finally arrive at the mall~-~-~
Lina: *dizzy* Wahhh...the world is spinning around and round an round...
Amelia: Yeah where's the mall?
Xelloss: Well it's behind you!
Filia: I told you *glares at Xelloss* He couldn't be trusted!
Lina: next time I'll believe you!
Filia: sure...whatever..anyway we should get going!
Amelia: *cheerleader pose* Lets go!
Lina: here we go again...
Gourry: Anyway, this time are we all going to stick together or split up like last time?
Lina: Stick together
Filia: Split up
Xelloss: Stick together *snickers*
Lina: Xelloss, why do you want to stick together?(here we go again..)
Xelloss: Now tha-
Lina: oh nevermind! What about you Amelia?
Amelia: Stick together
Martina: Split up
Lina: Ok then I guess whoever wants to stick together stick together and vice versa!
Martina: Fine with me! See you guys later!
*Martina and Filia go their seperate ways*
Lina: So where should we go?
Xelloss: Jewelry store?
Amelia: Homeplace?
Gourry: Zzzzz...
Lina: GOURRY!! Stop sleeping!! Anyway I think we should go to Bath and Body Works!
Amelia: Lets look at the map!
Lina: Well it looks like the Jewelry stores and the Bath stores are at the same end of the mall and the Home stores are at the other.
Xelloss: That means that Lina and I will go that way *points left* and Amelia and Gourry will go that way! *points right*
Amelia: Ok I guess...
Xelloss: Lets go Lina!
Lina: *sweatdrops*
~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~
Zelgadis: Man there is nothing on TV! I'll call Gourry up!
*calls Gourry*
Zelgadis: hmm...No answer..
*calls up everyone and ends up with all no answers*
Zelgadis: hmm...Maybe we were supposed to meet somewhere and I forgot...but where?...
*thinks for a long time*
Zelgadis: I know! The Mall!(dun dun dun....)
~-~-~Half an hour later~-~-~
Filia: *thinking to herself* Hmm....I thought I just saw Zelgadis! must be my imagination but I better tell everyone anyways.
*runs to Homeplace to find Amelia*
Filia: Amelia!
Amelia: Yes Miss. Filia?
Filia: I think I just saw Zelgadis near tha Bath Store!
Amelia: ohh I knew this was going to happen! He probably came here to find all of us!
Filia: ooh that's not good...What should we do?
Amelia: Well I guess we should tell everyone and make sure he doesn't see us!
Filia: Ok lets go then...
Amelia: Where are you going?
Filia: Uh...to tell everyone!
Amelia: Don't you remeber? Rezo gave us cell phones!
Filia: Uh..Oh..umm...yeah of course! I just wanted to excercise! (uuh oh...you know lies'll come back and bite you harder! tsk tsk tsk...)
Amelia: uh huh! sure...
*after calling everyone they decide to meet at the toy store*
Lina: So has everyone gotten their present for him yet?
Martina: I did! I got him some guitar music!
Amelia: That's a good idea! I got him some hair softener so he can't be called wire haired anymore! (LOL not my idea!)
Xelloss: does anyone want to know what I got him?
Lina: Sure... As long as you don't say anything that has to do with secrets!
Xelloss: ...Oh finethen I got him a necklace!(What?)
Amelia: Umm...Mister Xelloss aren't necklaces for girls?
Xelloss: No! I wear one! They can be for my kind too!
Filia: 'My kind' as in Mazoku or boys?
Xelloss: Both! *grins widely*
Filia: Oh god...
Lina: Anybody else? I know I haven't found anything yet..
Amelia: Ok then how about ina n hour we meet back here-
Lina: And make sure 'you know who' doesn't see you!
Everyone: Right!
~-~-~Ten minutes later~-~-~
Gourry: Hmm....should I get him this clair bible or this one? I never knew there were this many in one place! And they're both so pretty!..I guess I'll get him this one! *points to a 'clair' bible with blue borders*
~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~
Zelgadis: Maybe we weren't supposed to meet here....oh well I'll just call them later..
~-~-~Meanwhile (*sweatdrop*)
Lina: OOH! A candy store! *runs in almost trampleing everyone* (...food...)
Lina: Oh I know what to get Zelgadis! *talking to the cashier*
Lina: umm..can I arrange for a certain amount of rock candy to be shipped to someones house once a month?
Cashier: Sure!
~-~-~In another store~-~-~
Filia: hmm....Lets see wire clippers or hair straightener...hair straightener of wire clippers...(make up your mind finally!!!)
*thinks for about five minutes*
Filia: I guess I'll get him wire clippers!*glances at her watch*
Filia: Oh shoot! It's been an hour! I better hurry!
~-~-~Four minutes later~-~-~
Xelloss: your late Filia-dear!
Filia: Ugh! Shut up!!! *evil glare*
Xelloss: Ooh that hurts!
Lina: *trying to ignore Xelloss* Anyways! So Filia what did you get him? I got him a years supply of rock candy!(food...figures...)
Filia: I got him wire clippers! So he can cut his hair!(omg....oh well...he won't be to hurt...poor Zel-chan)
Gourry: I got him a clair bible!
Lina: You What??? (ditto?)
Gourry: I got him a cla-
Lina: Lemme see!!!
Gourry: Fine..*digs around in his backpack*...here!
Lina:...YOGURT BRAIN!!! this is a regular everyday bible!! *fwaps him*
Gourry: oops...oh well...(sighs oh well you get either looks or brains!)
The End!
(Next Chapter: Lina's birthday party)
By: Gourry's Lina-sama
With help from: NurikoMetallium and Belldandychan2000*don't be mad at me peoplez cuz I did tease peoplez in this one so...have fun reading!
Part 2: Zelgadis's Birthday present
Lina: Hmm......This is going to be hard!.......
Amelia: What?
Lina: Man! I can't think of anything!
Amelia: What? What are you trying to think of?
Lina: Oh...... Well.... Next week is Zelgadis's birthday and...... well... I sorta can't think of what to get him.....
Amelia: What? It is? I didn't know!
Lina: Oh well...
Amelia: I know what to get him
Lina: What?
Amelia: Umm...oops I forgot
Lina: *Facefaults* oi.......
Amelia: Oh well... we better call everyone so we can go to the mall!
Lina: Yeah I guess... but who is goin got drive? I mean since Zelgadis isn't here?
Amelia: I guess Mister Xelloss could since he is the oldest!
Lina: Ok lets call!
*Half an hour later everyone (except for Zelgadis of course) met at Xelloss's house*
Lina: Xelloss, you do know how to drive don't you?(oh no...)
Xelloss: Now that is a secret! *waggles finger*
Amelia: Well I guess we'll just have to trust Mister Xelloss......(uh huh! sure...)
Filia: Yeah right! I'm not going in the same car as...*glances over to Xelloss* HIM!!!
Xelloss: My My, does someone not like me? That hurts...
Filia: *evil glare* SHUT UP!!! Namagomi!
Lina: *looks at Filia* anyways...lets get going! It's already 11:00!
Xelloss: ok everybody! Hop in!
Martina, Amelia, Gourry, Filia, Lina: Where?
Xelloss: *poof* In there!
Lina: Wow! This is nice!
Xelloss: Ready to go?
Martina, Amelia, Gourry: Ready!
Lina: Wait! Shouldn't we like wrap ourselves in bubble wrap or something?(that's not a bad idea!)
Filia: Yeah who knows how *glares at Xelloss once again* HE drives!
Amelia: Oh I'm sure it's safe!
Martina: I don't know about this...
Filia: You better be right Amelia!
Lina: What do you think Gourry?
Gourry: Zzzz*snores*Zzzz
Lina: GOURRY!!!!!
Gourry: Wha-What't I do?
Lina: You slept! That's what!
Gourry: oops sorry I was up till 1 eating steaks!(oh...my...god...)
Lina: Oh ok, I understand...but what do you think about xelloss driving us to the mall?(don't do it! Please don't do it!)
Gourry: *yawns* oh...whatever...
Amelia: Ok then it's decided! Let's go!
~-~-~After getting lost many a time, a very long and very bumpy drive they finally arrive at the mall~-~-~
Lina: *dizzy* Wahhh...the world is spinning around and round an round...
Amelia: Yeah where's the mall?
Xelloss: Well it's behind you!
Filia: I told you *glares at Xelloss* He couldn't be trusted!
Lina: next time I'll believe you!
Filia: sure...whatever..anyway we should get going!
Amelia: *cheerleader pose* Lets go!
Lina: here we go again...
Gourry: Anyway, this time are we all going to stick together or split up like last time?
Lina: Stick together
Filia: Split up
Xelloss: Stick together *snickers*
Lina: Xelloss, why do you want to stick together?(here we go again..)
Xelloss: Now tha-
Lina: oh nevermind! What about you Amelia?
Amelia: Stick together
Martina: Split up
Lina: Ok then I guess whoever wants to stick together stick together and vice versa!
Martina: Fine with me! See you guys later!
*Martina and Filia go their seperate ways*
Lina: So where should we go?
Xelloss: Jewelry store?
Amelia: Homeplace?
Gourry: Zzzzz...
Lina: GOURRY!! Stop sleeping!! Anyway I think we should go to Bath and Body Works!
Amelia: Lets look at the map!
Lina: Well it looks like the Jewelry stores and the Bath stores are at the same end of the mall and the Home stores are at the other.
Xelloss: That means that Lina and I will go that way *points left* and Amelia and Gourry will go that way! *points right*
Amelia: Ok I guess...
Xelloss: Lets go Lina!
Lina: *sweatdrops*
~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~
Zelgadis: Man there is nothing on TV! I'll call Gourry up!
*calls Gourry*
Zelgadis: hmm...No answer..
*calls up everyone and ends up with all no answers*
Zelgadis: hmm...Maybe we were supposed to meet somewhere and I forgot...but where?...
*thinks for a long time*
Zelgadis: I know! The Mall!(dun dun dun....)
~-~-~Half an hour later~-~-~
Filia: *thinking to herself* Hmm....I thought I just saw Zelgadis! must be my imagination but I better tell everyone anyways.
*runs to Homeplace to find Amelia*
Filia: Amelia!
Amelia: Yes Miss. Filia?
Filia: I think I just saw Zelgadis near tha Bath Store!
Amelia: ohh I knew this was going to happen! He probably came here to find all of us!
Filia: ooh that's not good...What should we do?
Amelia: Well I guess we should tell everyone and make sure he doesn't see us!
Filia: Ok lets go then...
Amelia: Where are you going?
Filia: Uh...to tell everyone!
Amelia: Don't you remeber? Rezo gave us cell phones!
Filia: Uh..Oh..umm...yeah of course! I just wanted to excercise! (uuh oh...you know lies'll come back and bite you harder! tsk tsk tsk...)
Amelia: uh huh! sure...
*after calling everyone they decide to meet at the toy store*
Lina: So has everyone gotten their present for him yet?
Martina: I did! I got him some guitar music!
Amelia: That's a good idea! I got him some hair softener so he can't be called wire haired anymore! (LOL not my idea!)
Xelloss: does anyone want to know what I got him?
Lina: Sure... As long as you don't say anything that has to do with secrets!
Xelloss: ...Oh finethen I got him a necklace!(What?)
Amelia: Umm...Mister Xelloss aren't necklaces for girls?
Xelloss: No! I wear one! They can be for my kind too!
Filia: 'My kind' as in Mazoku or boys?
Xelloss: Both! *grins widely*
Filia: Oh god...
Lina: Anybody else? I know I haven't found anything yet..
Amelia: Ok then how about ina n hour we meet back here-
Lina: And make sure 'you know who' doesn't see you!
Everyone: Right!
~-~-~Ten minutes later~-~-~
Gourry: Hmm....should I get him this clair bible or this one? I never knew there were this many in one place! And they're both so pretty!..I guess I'll get him this one! *points to a 'clair' bible with blue borders*
~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~
Zelgadis: Maybe we weren't supposed to meet here....oh well I'll just call them later..
~-~-~Meanwhile (*sweatdrop*)
Lina: OOH! A candy store! *runs in almost trampleing everyone* (...food...)
Lina: Oh I know what to get Zelgadis! *talking to the cashier*
Lina: umm..can I arrange for a certain amount of rock candy to be shipped to someones house once a month?
Cashier: Sure!
~-~-~In another store~-~-~
Filia: hmm....Lets see wire clippers or hair straightener...hair straightener of wire clippers...(make up your mind finally!!!)
*thinks for about five minutes*
Filia: I guess I'll get him wire clippers!*glances at her watch*
Filia: Oh shoot! It's been an hour! I better hurry!
~-~-~Four minutes later~-~-~
Xelloss: your late Filia-dear!
Filia: Ugh! Shut up!!! *evil glare*
Xelloss: Ooh that hurts!
Lina: *trying to ignore Xelloss* Anyways! So Filia what did you get him? I got him a years supply of rock candy!(food...figures...)
Filia: I got him wire clippers! So he can cut his hair!(omg....oh well...he won't be to hurt...poor Zel-chan)
Gourry: I got him a clair bible!
Lina: You What??? (ditto?)
Gourry: I got him a cla-
Lina: Lemme see!!!
Gourry: Fine..*digs around in his backpack*...here!
Lina:...YOGURT BRAIN!!! this is a regular everyday bible!! *fwaps him*
Gourry: oops...oh well...(sighs oh well you get either looks or brains!)
The End!
(Next Chapter: Lina's birthday party)
