A Trip to the Mall...

By: Gourry's Lina-sama

With help from: NurikoMetallium and Belldandychan2000*don't be mad at me peoplez cuz I did tease peoplez in this one so...have fun reading!

Part 2: Zelgadis's Birthday present

Lina: Hmm......This is going to be hard!.......

Amelia: What?

Lina: Man! I can't think of anything!

Amelia: What? What are you trying to think of?

Lina: Oh...... Well.... Next week is Zelgadis's birthday and...... well... I sorta can't think of what to get him.....

Amelia: What? It is? I didn't know!

Lina: Oh well...

Amelia: I know what to get him

Lina: What?

Amelia: Umm...oops I forgot

Lina: *Facefaults* oi.......

Amelia: Oh well... we better call everyone so we can go to the mall!

Lina: Yeah I guess... but who is goin got drive? I mean since Zelgadis isn't here?

Amelia: I guess Mister Xelloss could since he is the oldest!

Lina: Ok lets call!

*Half an hour later everyone (except for Zelgadis of course) met at Xelloss's house*

Lina: Xelloss, you do know how to drive don't you?(oh no...)

Xelloss: Now that is a secret! *waggles finger*

Amelia: Well I guess we'll just have to trust Mister Xelloss......(uh huh! sure...)

Filia: Yeah right! I'm not going in the same car as...*glances over to Xelloss* HIM!!!

Xelloss: My My, does someone not like me? That hurts...

Filia: *evil glare* SHUT UP!!! Namagomi!

Lina: *looks at Filia* anyways...lets get going! It's already 11:00!

Xelloss: ok everybody! Hop in!

Martina, Amelia, Gourry, Filia, Lina: Where?

Xelloss: *poof* In there!

Lina: Wow! This is nice!

Xelloss: Ready to go?

Martina, Amelia, Gourry: Ready!

Lina: Wait! Shouldn't we like wrap ourselves in bubble wrap or something?(that's not a bad idea!)

Filia: Yeah who knows how *glares at Xelloss once again* HE drives!

Amelia: Oh I'm sure it's safe!

Martina: I don't know about this...

Filia: You better be right Amelia!

Lina: What do you think Gourry?

Gourry: Zzzz*snores*Zzzz

Lina: GOURRY!!!!!

Gourry: Wha-What't I do?

Lina: You slept! That's what!

Gourry: oops sorry I was up till 1 eating steaks!(oh...my...god...)

Lina: Oh ok, I understand...but what do you think about xelloss driving us to the mall?(don't do it! Please don't do it!)

Gourry: *yawns* oh...whatever...

Amelia: Ok then it's decided! Let's go!

~-~-~After getting lost many a time, a very long and very bumpy drive they finally arrive at the mall~-~-~

Lina: *dizzy* Wahhh...the world is spinning around and round an round...

Amelia: Yeah where's the mall?

Xelloss: Well it's behind you!

Filia: I told you *glares at Xelloss* He couldn't be trusted!

Lina: next time I'll believe you!

Filia: sure...whatever..anyway we should get going!

Amelia: *cheerleader pose* Lets go!

Lina: here we go again...

Gourry: Anyway, this time are we all going to stick together or split up like last time?

Lina: Stick together

Filia: Split up

Xelloss: Stick together *snickers*

Lina: Xelloss, why do you want to stick together?(here we go again..)

Xelloss: Now tha-

Lina: oh nevermind! What about you Amelia?

Amelia: Stick together

Martina: Split up

Lina: Ok then I guess whoever wants to stick together stick together and vice versa!

Martina: Fine with me! See you guys later!

*Martina and Filia go their seperate ways*

Lina: So where should we go?

Xelloss: Jewelry store?

Amelia: Homeplace?

Gourry: Zzzzz...

Lina: GOURRY!! Stop sleeping!! Anyway I think we should go to Bath and Body Works!

Amelia: Lets look at the map!

Lina: Well it looks like the Jewelry stores and the Bath stores are at the same end of the mall and the Home stores are at the other.

Xelloss: That means that Lina and I will go that way *points left* and Amelia and Gourry will go that way! *points right*

Amelia: Ok I guess...

Xelloss: Lets go Lina!

Lina: *sweatdrops*

~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~

Zelgadis: Man there is nothing on TV! I'll call Gourry up!

*calls Gourry*

Zelgadis: hmm...No answer..

*calls up everyone and ends up with all no answers*

Zelgadis: hmm...Maybe we were supposed to meet somewhere and I forgot...but where?...

*thinks for a long time*

Zelgadis: I know! The Mall!(dun dun dun....)

~-~-~Half an hour later~-~-~

Filia: *thinking to herself* Hmm....I thought I just saw Zelgadis! must be my imagination but I better tell everyone anyways.

*runs to Homeplace to find Amelia*

Filia: Amelia!

Amelia: Yes Miss. Filia?

Filia: I think I just saw Zelgadis near tha Bath Store!

Amelia: ohh I knew this was going to happen! He probably came here to find all of us!

Filia: ooh that's not good...What should we do?

Amelia: Well I guess we should tell everyone and make sure he doesn't see us!

Filia: Ok lets go then...

Amelia: Where are you going?

Filia: Uh...to tell everyone!

Amelia: Don't you remeber? Rezo gave us cell phones!

Filia: Uh..Oh..umm...yeah of course! I just wanted to excercise! (uuh oh...you know lies'll come back and bite you harder! tsk tsk tsk...)

Amelia: uh huh! sure...

*after calling everyone they decide to meet at the toy store*

Lina: So has everyone gotten their present for him yet?

Martina: I did! I got him some guitar music!

Amelia: That's a good idea! I got him some hair softener so he can't be called wire haired anymore! (LOL not my idea!)

Xelloss: does anyone want to know what I got him?

Lina: Sure... As long as you don't say anything that has to do with secrets!

Xelloss: ...Oh finethen I got him a necklace!(What?)

Amelia: Umm...Mister Xelloss aren't necklaces for girls?

Xelloss: No! I wear one! They can be for my kind too!

Filia: 'My kind' as in Mazoku or boys?

Xelloss: Both! *grins widely*

Filia: Oh god...

Lina: Anybody else? I know I haven't found anything yet..

Amelia: Ok then how about ina n hour we meet back here-

Lina: And make sure 'you know who' doesn't see you!

Everyone: Right!

~-~-~Ten minutes later~-~-~

Gourry: Hmm....should I get him this clair bible or this one? I never knew there were this many in one place! And they're both so pretty!..I guess I'll get him this one! *points to a 'clair' bible with blue borders*

~-~-~Meanwhile~-~-~

Zelgadis: Maybe we weren't supposed to meet here....oh well I'll just call them later..

~-~-~Meanwhile (*sweatdrop*)

Lina: OOH! A candy store! *runs in almost trampleing everyone* (...food...)

Lina: Oh I know what to get Zelgadis! *talking to the cashier*

Lina: umm..can I arrange for a certain amount of rock candy to be shipped to someones house once a month?

Cashier: Sure!

~-~-~In another store~-~-~

Filia: hmm....Lets see wire clippers or hair straightener...hair straightener of wire clippers...(make up your mind finally!!!)

*thinks for about five minutes*

Filia: I guess I'll get him wire clippers!*glances at her watch*

Filia: Oh shoot! It's been an hour! I better hurry!

~-~-~Four minutes later~-~-~

Xelloss: your late Filia-dear!

Filia: Ugh! Shut up!!! *evil glare*

Xelloss: Ooh that hurts!

Lina: *trying to ignore Xelloss* Anyways! So Filia what did you get him? I got him a years supply of rock candy!(food...figures...)

Filia: I got him wire clippers! So he can cut his hair!(omg....oh well...he won't be to hurt...poor Zel-chan)

Gourry: I got him a clair bible!

Lina: You What??? (ditto?)

Gourry: I got him a cla-

Lina: Lemme see!!!

Gourry: Fine..*digs around in his backpack*...here!

Lina:...YOGURT BRAIN!!! this is a regular everyday bible!! *fwaps him*

Gourry: oops...oh well...(sighs oh well you get either looks or brains!)

The End!

(Next Chapter: Lina's birthday party)