A Trip to the Mall

By: Pokey-chan with help from Skuldchan

(( I finally have written! After like umm...two months? oh well here goes! OH yeah and my notes are now in (( and ))! ))

(( oh yeah I like everyone in Slayers..except Gourry can be dense and Filia and Amelia are sorta stuck up but hey! So don't hurt me! I tease them alot but it's humorous! I like funny! R&R!!))

Part 3: Lina's Birthday party

*Gourry, Filia, Zelgadis, Xelloss, Martina, and Amelia are standing outside Lina's house*

Martina: Go on Gourry! Knock on the door!

Gourry: Why?*looks confused like always*

Martina: Hmm...that's a hard one! uh duh! to get in! ((just what I was going to say!))

Gourry: Why don't we just open the door? ((oi...-_-;))

Filia: Nevermind! I'll knock!! ((sweatdrop..her impatience is Xelloss's fault ya know!))

*Filia knocks and Lina opens the door*

Lina: Hi! How are you guys today?

Martina: Let us in! It's freezing out here!

Xelloss: Yes Lina! Do relieve us of cold! *grins*

Lina: ...Oh yeah! Sorry! Come in! ((*cough*dense*cough*))

*everyone walks in and sits on the sofs and chairs while Zelgadis leans on the floor to ceiling lamp which just happens to fall over*

Zelgadis: WHAT WAS THAT?? ((uh who do ya think?))

*Xelloss disapears*

Zelgadis: XELLOSS!!! GET OUT HERE THIS MINUTE!!

Xelloss: But why Zelga-bunny? You don't need me for anything do you?

Zelgadis: Actually I do! I need to pound your head in!

Xelloss: Too bad! I think I hear Xellas calling! C ya later Zel! ((wicked little guy))

Lina: *glares at the empty space where Xelloss was* Anyways!! What would you guys like to do first? I thought we'd eat later.

Martina: Let's listen to Cd's and dance!

Filia: Great idea Martina! ((as Xelloss would say...what would he say? oh well...eww...yucky))

Gourry: Lets go bowling! ((*sighs* lets bowl your head down an alley and see if it cracks open! j.p))

*Everyone else sweatdrops*

*Xelloss reappears*

Xelloss: I know! Let's play pin the tail on the donkey!! And our dear Filia can be the stubborn mule!

Filia: WHY YOU!!!! I am not a mule! you are the one who is obnoxiously stubborn! Plus there is no WAY I'm playing it period! Especially while he's around!! *points at the purple haired mazoku* ((either would I Filia, either would I))

Xelloss: Aww come on Filia-san! It's only a game! ((emphasis on only!))

Filia: I refuse!! *storms off to another room*

Lina: I knew this was a flop! I shouldn't have invited Xelloss!

Xelloss: Why not?

Lina: *stomps over to Xelloss* YOU fix this now!!! My birthday will NOT be a flop!!! ((FLOP!!! my word!!))

Xelloss: Fine, fine but how are you supposed to fix things with a *pauses* Ryuuzoku?? They're so obnoxious!

Lina: If you don't you will never be invited to anything again!! ((go you!!))

Xelloss: Aww this sucks! Oh well What's there to lose except for a few brain cells i could have donated to bird brain over here *Points to Gourry*

*Five minutes later*

*Filia walks in followed by Xelloss*

Filia: *defeated* Okay so what are we going to do?

Amelia: Lets play Twister!!

Filia: *looks slyly at Amelia* ...why?

Amelia: Because then we can see who is most flexible!!! *glares at Xelloss* without ANY magic!!

Lina: Fine with me! Who's going to be the one to spin the thingy ma bobber? ((dunno what you call that thing^^;))

Filia: I will... I really don't want to play with that...that thing.

Amelia: *bounces over to Filia in a joyful ((yet annoying)) mood* but you have to be happy about it!!!

Filia: Spare me.

Zelgadis: I think I should do it..after all I am a rock...^^

Filia: Ok.. BUT!! if that mazoku touches me then...then I'll scream!!!

Xelloss: Okay Filia dear!

*suddenly door bell rings*

Lina: Who could this be? ((I warn you...))

*opens door to see to unfortunatley familiar faces*

Phibby-chan: Hey Lina! you have a birthday?

Gaav: Why do you have to torture me Hellmaster?

Phibbrizo: ((I have no clue what happens after the video of Femmile town so no being mean cuz I get it wrong!!! _)) Because! I beat you fair and square and now i have power over you!

Gaav: who would have thought I would have been beaten by this little twirp...

((please don't kill me those who know what happens!! I don't know if Phibby beat Gaav but I want him to so :P))

Phibby: Oh well! anyways I heard you guys were playing Twister! I'd like to enter Gaav into it!

Gaav but whyyy????*whines ((like I know he wouldn't))*

Lina: Uh sure I guess...as long as you guys don't screw up the house.

Phibby: sure

Xelloss: Hiya guys! Gaav...you can go first!! Spin the wheel Zel!!! (( I remember what it's called now!!))

((the colors on my twister borad go five blue, then a row of 5 green, then five red, then five yellow))

*after five minutes this is how everyone is standing...lina is out after a small fireball to Xelloss who knocked her over but she can't prove it so..anyways Gaav has his left hand on the middle red circle, his right hand on the middle blue circle, and his feet on two green circles (( now imagine that for a second!! Flexible!! pain!!))... Phibby's cracking up and so is Zel surprisingly... Filia has both feet on two blue circles and her hands on two yellow circles (( this is a gay comment but..how low can ya go? lol i'm in a w.e.i.r.d. mood!)) Gourry has a hand on a yellow and a green circle, and a foot on a red and a blue circle ((can you imagine that either?))...Amelia is in the same position as filia except on blue and red circles..and the not so talkative Martina has both hands on red and a foot on blue and yellow (( one word...OUCH!!!...but they're anime characters! they can't feel pain! lol *is having lots of fun*))*

Filia: I give up!!! This hurts too much!!

*falls down on Amelia's back which causes her to fall too*

Amelia: Aww man! Oh well...It's ok Miss.Filia you couldn't help it... (( so forgiving! how does she do it?))

Filia: Thank you Amelia I am very sorry

Xelloss: That's ok guys! you can join in with Zel and me!

Martina: THIS HURTS!!!!

Zelgadis: Ok it's your turn to spin anyways! lets see...*spins wheel*...left foot on red circle

Martina: *tries to move her foot but fails* Darnit!!!! this sucks! Xelloss!!!!! you did it didn't you!!!???

Xelloss: Honestly Martina just because I lied about being a monster to you doesn't mean I'm all that bad!

Martina: Sure...

*Martina walks over and sits on the couch in a huff

sound: weeeeeeblurpppppp

Martina: *jumps up* WHAT WAS THAT???? *looks at the couch and picks up a woopie cushion* ((what a great idea!!))

Xelloss: Martina...what did you eat before you got here? (( GO XELLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!))

Martina: XELLOSSSS!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!

Lina: yes Xelloss!!! Stop it!!!

Xelloss: *sighs* fine...but you know it's hard!

Lina: Oh well!!!

Zelgadis: ANYways... Gaav's turn...*spins wheel*...left foot to yellow circle!

Gaav: OWWowowowow!!!

Phibby: *is laughing soo hard almost falls off his chair* THIS IS GREAT!!!

Xelloss: *dissapears* gotta get something! see you later!

Lina: Oh no..wonder where he went this time...

Xelloss: *reappears with something in his hand* SAY CHEEESSE!!!!! takes a picture of Gaav and Gourry ((high fives Xel))

Lina: *starts laughing really hard* Xelloss! you outdid yourself this time!

Filia: *is even cracking up*

Zelgadis: Gourry's turn! *spins wheel*...left foot on yellow

Gourry: *flips over* OWWWWW!!!!!!!

Lina: *like an * YYYOOOUUUURRR OOOUUUUTTT!!!!!

Xelloss: *rolling on the floor laughing* this hurts!!!!!!!! ((mazoku aren't good with happiness))

Zelgadis: *falls off his chair and gets a jolt of reality* Oh umm Gourry since you fell down Gaav is the winnner!

Phibby: *jumps up and runs over to Gaav and hugs him* I knew you could do it!!!!

Gaav: may i take a nice 1000 year bath please?

Phibby: Aww no!!! We have to celebrate!

*LIna comes out caring hundreds of plates of food*

Lina: DIG IN!!!

*after thirty minutes of gobbling up food everyone has polished off every last bit* ((sheesh I can't even finish one decent sized meal in thirty minutes! *i watch tv and get distracted*))

Amelia: PRESENT TIME!!!!!!!!

Lina: Goodie!!((i know she wouldn't say that but OH WELL!!!))

Gourry: Here's mine! *hands her a small little box*

LIna: *opens it up expecting a necklace or something and gets a...* A Gift Certificate??? for McDonalds??? uh..thank you Gourry! I'll use it well!! ((s..u...r...e..))

Martina: MY TURN!!! Hands her a fair sized package

Lina: *unwraps the layer of wrapping paper to find another..and another..and another* What the...? ((I love layering presents! ask my friend Skuld chan!!))

Martina: Sorry! Zangy wrapped it!

*lina finally get down to what feels like that last layer of wrapping paper and sees a...*

Lina: ok..it's pink..and sparkly...A headband?

*Xelloss starts laughing really hard*

LIna: Thank you Martina! I promise to weat it when we go to restaurants and stuff! ((cough*yuck*cough))

*Filia hands Lina a big package*

LIna: *touches it trying to guess what it is* Boots?

Filia: nope!

Lina: umm...

Filia: Just open it!!

Lina: Fine!!

*opens it to find smaller shoulder pad thingies ((what do you call them?))*

Lina: Thank you but wh-

Filia: It looks like your other ones are really heavy so i got you smaller and lighter ones!

LIna: uh..thank you!

Xelloss: *with a really gay smile* My turn Lina San!

*Lina opens it to find a Xelloss plushie* (( I WANT ONE!!!!!!!))

Lina: Thank you Xelloss! I'll put it with my Gourry plushie!

Lina: next?

Zelgadis: Me

LIna: *grabs his present and rips it open* Thank you Zel!! A new dagger!!! ((can ya tell I'm all for L/Z?)) *hugs him*

Xelloss: How come I didn't get a hug?

Zelgadis: cuz...

Lina: Last but certainly not least...Amelia's present

*rips open package* A candle!?

Amelia: It's an Aroma therapy candle for when your in a bad mood!

Gourry: you mean when it's that time of the month?

Lina: NO YOGURT BRAIN!!! Like now when I'm ina pissed mood because of you!

Gourry: oh...

The End!

((good?? please no flames and please review! I need all the help i can get! if it sucks just tell me nicely^^...anywayz I haven't chosen whose birthday it's going to be yet...c ya!))