Title: Eddie Gets His
Rating: PG-13 Why? I dunno, I just thought PG sounded pussy.
Summary: You should most definitely read "Drunken Bluff" first- or you won't get it. Yeah, I thought about it and Mulder absolutely would've beaten the crap out of Eddie.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. Well, some of them I do but I'm too lazy to explain it.
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Mulder thought and thought some more.
~What the hell was I thinking?! That bastard would've nailed MY Scully!~ he then concluded.
With that, he turned around in a mad rage and earnestly searched for Eddie. He spotted a younger guy who looked rather unsure... Mulder couldn't place it but he was sure it was Eddie. Mulder ran over to Eddie and snatched him off of his bike, threw him on the ground, and began kicking the shit out of him.
"AHHHHH!" the boy screamed in agony. "I didn't..."
"Shut up, you pathetic loser. *kick* You can try fooling me on a case, and you can try taking advantage of everything...EXCEPT my Scully!!!!" Mulder blurted out.
The boy began sniffling, and that exceeded to intense sobbing. "All I'm trying to do is find the friggin' market that doesn't exist!" he whimpered. "All I know is that my mommy sent me to get her some baby peas and I don't even know what they are!" Mulder walked away about to fill his pants with guilt.
"Why, God?? WHHYY?!!!!!?!?!??" the boy continued to cry and whine all night. Scully wondered what the hell was going on a few blocks away.
Mulder blocked everything out and focused on a man he had just seen about fifteen minutes earlier. He managed to hide himself from the man's range of vision and yelled in a most convincing woman's voice, "Hey big boy *clears throat* why don't you come on over here," he said seductively. The man turned around, still cautious, and before he could ask 'where are you?' Mulder began brutally attacking him.
"You dirty, *punch* no good, low down, @^$&%, son of a…piece of … &#%@! Why, I oughta…"
Mulder left Eddie, bleeding on the sidewalk. He continued on his way to his apartment, thoroughly happy with himself. Eddie wasn't happy. Scully didn't know what was going on, not that she cared.
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Okay, I know what you're thinking. How dumb was that, but at least Eddie got his.
Rating: PG-13 Why? I dunno, I just thought PG sounded pussy.
Summary: You should most definitely read "Drunken Bluff" first- or you won't get it. Yeah, I thought about it and Mulder absolutely would've beaten the crap out of Eddie.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. Well, some of them I do but I'm too lazy to explain it.
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Mulder thought and thought some more.
~What the hell was I thinking?! That bastard would've nailed MY Scully!~ he then concluded.
With that, he turned around in a mad rage and earnestly searched for Eddie. He spotted a younger guy who looked rather unsure... Mulder couldn't place it but he was sure it was Eddie. Mulder ran over to Eddie and snatched him off of his bike, threw him on the ground, and began kicking the shit out of him.
"AHHHHH!" the boy screamed in agony. "I didn't..."
"Shut up, you pathetic loser. *kick* You can try fooling me on a case, and you can try taking advantage of everything...EXCEPT my Scully!!!!" Mulder blurted out.
The boy began sniffling, and that exceeded to intense sobbing. "All I'm trying to do is find the friggin' market that doesn't exist!" he whimpered. "All I know is that my mommy sent me to get her some baby peas and I don't even know what they are!" Mulder walked away about to fill his pants with guilt.
"Why, God?? WHHYY?!!!!!?!?!??" the boy continued to cry and whine all night. Scully wondered what the hell was going on a few blocks away.
Mulder blocked everything out and focused on a man he had just seen about fifteen minutes earlier. He managed to hide himself from the man's range of vision and yelled in a most convincing woman's voice, "Hey big boy *clears throat* why don't you come on over here," he said seductively. The man turned around, still cautious, and before he could ask 'where are you?' Mulder began brutally attacking him.
"You dirty, *punch* no good, low down, @^$&%, son of a…piece of … &#%@! Why, I oughta…"
Mulder left Eddie, bleeding on the sidewalk. He continued on his way to his apartment, thoroughly happy with himself. Eddie wasn't happy. Scully didn't know what was going on, not that she cared.
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Okay, I know what you're thinking. How dumb was that, but at least Eddie got his.
