"Actually, I don't believe that song is about me… I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE!!" shrieked Zim.

"Yeah?" said Dib defensively. "And I know you're behind the runaway organs!"

"Huh? Oh those organs," said Zim. "Yes… GIR and Jhonen are trying to rid us of them with an orange peel. But in this dimension all of the elderly tend to die because of their organs suddenly leaving them. That is nothing new here."

"Sick," mumbled Dib. "I almost hurled!"

"Feel free, human filth," said Zim. "Once I realized you had most likely taken off for my labs, I knew I had to stop you, so I followed. You can't leave this dimension so easily…"

Before long, Zim and Dib were in a full-fledged battle. This had gone completely unnoticed to Gaz, who had just advanced another level.

A battle of the stranger sort was taking place outside. GIR was relentlessly beating a pair of kidneys, a stomach, and a left lung with the orange peel. Jhonen watched as this was again useless. He pulled the sword he had used to fight Professor Membrane (see Attack of the Flannel-Hating Killer Robot) out of nowhere, and began stabbing and slicing the organs.

GIR stood back and watched, a little scared but very interested. For lack of anything else to do, he walked up to a passing pedestrian and ripped out their eyes, and began to juggle them for his own entertainment as Jhonen continued destroying the various, evil, evil innards.

In the continued struggle, Zim and Dib threw each other around the lab in an increased bout of utter violence. Gaz stood in the corner, completely absorbed in her Game Slave 2.

Zim and Dib, locked in dual strangulation, threw each other through the portal. Dib reached through the portal, grabbed Gaz and pulled her through too.

Gaz, back in her own world, looked at her game. The vampire piggies had killed her character. "Dib made me die. He will PAY!"

Zim, who had landed in the actual world face-first onto the hard floor of his actual lab, stood up, and tried to shake his head clear. No… Dib and Gaz were in their rightful world!! Zim was quite angry at this thought, but it was nothing compared to the fear that swept over him when he remembered…. GIR was left behind. With Jhonen. Killing the merrily frolicking innards. This was not good.

"Well, Zim," said Dib, smirking. "I stopped you yet again. You'll just have to face that your plans are too weak for the power of my fighting for mankind!"

Zim was still too dazed to speak. He saw that Dib, too, hadn't returned to the rightful reality without injury; there was a cut on the side of his face that was oozing red human life juice. All Gaz had noticed was that her character had died the level before the Ultra Vampire Piggy Boss. She was in a demented, furious shock.

They were in Zim's actual lab, outside the dimension machine, which was still there and flickering on and off. Dib looked around at various computer networks and experiments… What bizarre technology!

Finally, Zim felt his strength returned enough to say something, although it meant nothing whatsoever. "I possess the all-knowing fuzzy dice," he said.

Dib stared.

The portal in the machine began to glare a blinding light. The dimension was being crossed again! Without warning, kidneys, lungs, hearts, brains, livers, intestines, stomachs, spleens, and all those lovely innards that had escaped the bodies of the elderly grannies came bursting through the portal machine into the actual reality. They were quickly followed by a happily squealing GIR, brandishing the orange peel, and Jhonen, wielding the sword. The organs were still very much slithering about.

"That's it! I'm outta here! I'll defeat you later, when you're not up to your knees in innards!" exclaimed Dib, leaving the lair. Gaz followed, mumbling about having to destroy Dib now.

Dib walked out of the house and glanced at his watch. It was time for Mysterious Mysteries. Dib let out a high pitched squeal and dashed home.

That left Zim in his lab to deal with GIR and Jhonen and dozens of slithering organs.

"Where's my decapitated coffee salesman?" asked Zim for lack of anything else to say.

"I dunno," replied GIR, shrugging. In the actual reality, here, he wasn't the supreme ruler of the human beings' sir unit. Brainfreezies would no longer appear at his will, which he had just tried to do. "Aww… My Freezies!" he said, disappointed.

As Dib raced along the sidewalk, something occurred to him. When he had spoken to Jhonen in that sickly Zim-ruled dimension, Jhonen had stated that he couldn't reside in something caused of his own imagination, or a paradox would result. This had been what had confused Dib, but now, somehow, he understood. Somehow he figured out that Jhonen's actual existence in this reality would leave a gaping tear in another dimension that wasn't the Zim reality. Dib was confused again, lost in thought. "Aw, heck with it," he said out loud. "The universe is gonna implode upon itself like Ms. Bitters was saying all along."

Gaz continued walking home, completely ignoring Dib, looking forward to the pizza she would order when she got there.

Dib continued his pondering to himself. "And Jhonen came back through the dimension portal back there in Zim's lab… Either the universe is going to implode, or we're not really home…" He looked skyward, where a star began to glow. It suddenly fell from the sky, coming to land on the street in front of him for no apparent reason. It wasn't even a star. It was a giant bloodsucking spider. Needless to say, it splattered from the impact of falling through Earth's atmosphere and onto the road in front of Dib.

Dib shrugged at the spider that had ceased to be and made up his mind. He'd have to go back to Zim's labs to see what was going on, even if it meant missing Mysterious Mysteries… But this was plenty paranormal all in itself. He raced back to where he had just come from.

Back in those labs, Zim walked over to examine the machine, while a pair of lungs began gnawing on his heels, making sick squishing noises. The machine WASN'T set for the actual reality after all… they weren't really home!

"GIR!"

"Yeeesss?"

"Did you by any chance toy with this machine?"

"Um…maybe?"

"GIR!!!"

"The cheese men in my head told me to do it! It was the cheese men!" squealed GIR, looking up at his wrathful master. Then GIR's tone changed completely. "I set it for a dimension where our world is taken over by evil ballerinas dressed in leech suits!"

Zim stared. So they still needed to get back home. No problem, he'd just set the machine back… He tried to turn the necessary knob thingy, but it broke off in his hand. It appeared they were stuck. "Oh my Tallest," muttered Zim in disgust.

"NO! NOOOOO!!! DIE! DIE, I SAY!!" yelled Jhonen across the room, relentlessly slicing a trio of intestines.

Dib looked over at the splattered spider. "Eh…Heheh…Gaz, I don't think we're back home yet."

"Does this world have AA batteries?" asked Gaz.

"Probably."

"Eh…" replied Gaz, shrugging her shoulders. She went back to her game.

"Anyway, I thought you went home," said Dib.

"Oh… Our house isn't here in this reality, so of course I knew your little friend Zim had most likely messed things up…and I came back," replied Gaz.

"Huh, whatever," said Dib. Then it hit him. "OUR HOUSE IS GONE?!"

"Well, no. There's just a horde of evil ballerinas in leech suits using it as a meeting center. There's no way I'm going anywhere near them… though maybe I could kill them…" Gaz trailed off and didn't care too much when her game had once again shut down due to lack of battery power (the batteries she got in the other dimension were quite cheap). Her character had died only two levels ago, anyway. Those two levels were easy to pass.

They continued walking, in silence, to Zim's base, when a slithering form approached them. Dib cringed thinking it was the organs, but somehow wasn't surprised when a ballerina in a leech suit came crawling in a grotesque manner toward them.

"My fellow anthropologists," the ballerina began when she met up with them.

"Get away from me," hissed Gaz.

"We are gathered here today to celebrate the coming of radioactive cupcakes with fangs and unwanted facial hair," the ballerina continued, then promptly exploded, with chunks of her leech suit falling back to Earth in flames.

Dib broke out into a run toward Zim's base, afraid of whatever else could happen.

Gaz walked into the nearby drug store. The cashier, who had two heads, looked at Gaz suspiciously for all of two seconds, and then went back to arguing with herself.

Gaz picked up a pack of AA batteries, went to the front register, paid for the batteries and then left.

A singing, dancing hunk of Spam twirled by as she left the strip mall. As she walked out the door, she noticed GIR hitting on a carpet shampooer.