Dib came bursting into Zim's labs to find that the organs had been destroyed by Jhonen, who had in his hand a very bloody sword.
Zim was desperately trying to figure something out over at that machine of his, knowing that if he couldn't repair the knob that fell off they'd be stuck in this sad place.
Suddenly he fell to his knees. "WHY!!!?? WHY CAPTAIN SQUEEGEE, WHY??!!!"
"Again with Squee," said Dib, walking over.
Dib picked up the knob that Zim had dropped, looked at it for a second, and then looked over to the machine. It only took him a moment to find where it went, and then reattached it to the machine, twisted it, and the machine turned on again.
Zim looked up, and saw that Dib had fixed the machine. "I will destroy you Dib. Later."
Zim jumped through the portal, followed by Gir, who was running, screaming "Don't forget me!!!", all the while pulling a large carpet shampooer.
Dib watched Gir run past with the carpet shampooer and through the portal. Dib walked over, switched the dial to his home, and then went to go collect Gaz.
Gaz was still outside, playing her video game. Dib grabbed her and drug her into Zim's house, down to the lab and through the portal.
The both ended up back in their home world. Gaz briefly noticed, then returned to her game. Dib picked up a large Irken tool off of Zim's workbench and proceeded to bash the portal into a million pieces, making sure that Zim could never get back to their dimension.
Later that night, Gaz was STILL playing her game, while Dib was watching Mysterious Mysteries. Suddenly the T.V went to static and was replaced by an image of Zim.
"ZIM! What are you doing in my T.V?" asked Dib, surprised.
"I'm not in your T.V Dib, I'm transmitting from ANOTHER WORLD!" exclaimed Zim. "And I'm just wondering why I can't get home."
"Because I destroyed the portal on the other end," replied Dib.
"Oh….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" exclaimed Zim, who promptly passed out, revealing Jhonen and Gir doing a duet of "Dancing Across the USA" by Lindsey Buckingham.
"We went dancing across the USA on that crazy King's highway. Too much passion, too much play. We went dancin', dancin', dancin' 'cross the USA," sang Jhonen and GIR. Gir was perched on Jhonen's shoulder. They both had microphones. They apparently were in a nightclub of some sort. The audience were waving their lighters back and forth in sync.
Dib picked up the remote, turned off the T.V and picked up a magazine. It was the latest issue of UFO Monthly.
THE END.
Zim was desperately trying to figure something out over at that machine of his, knowing that if he couldn't repair the knob that fell off they'd be stuck in this sad place.
Suddenly he fell to his knees. "WHY!!!?? WHY CAPTAIN SQUEEGEE, WHY??!!!"
"Again with Squee," said Dib, walking over.
Dib picked up the knob that Zim had dropped, looked at it for a second, and then looked over to the machine. It only took him a moment to find where it went, and then reattached it to the machine, twisted it, and the machine turned on again.
Zim looked up, and saw that Dib had fixed the machine. "I will destroy you Dib. Later."
Zim jumped through the portal, followed by Gir, who was running, screaming "Don't forget me!!!", all the while pulling a large carpet shampooer.
Dib watched Gir run past with the carpet shampooer and through the portal. Dib walked over, switched the dial to his home, and then went to go collect Gaz.
Gaz was still outside, playing her video game. Dib grabbed her and drug her into Zim's house, down to the lab and through the portal.
The both ended up back in their home world. Gaz briefly noticed, then returned to her game. Dib picked up a large Irken tool off of Zim's workbench and proceeded to bash the portal into a million pieces, making sure that Zim could never get back to their dimension.
Later that night, Gaz was STILL playing her game, while Dib was watching Mysterious Mysteries. Suddenly the T.V went to static and was replaced by an image of Zim.
"ZIM! What are you doing in my T.V?" asked Dib, surprised.
"I'm not in your T.V Dib, I'm transmitting from ANOTHER WORLD!" exclaimed Zim. "And I'm just wondering why I can't get home."
"Because I destroyed the portal on the other end," replied Dib.
"Oh….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" exclaimed Zim, who promptly passed out, revealing Jhonen and Gir doing a duet of "Dancing Across the USA" by Lindsey Buckingham.
"We went dancing across the USA on that crazy King's highway. Too much passion, too much play. We went dancin', dancin', dancin' 'cross the USA," sang Jhonen and GIR. Gir was perched on Jhonen's shoulder. They both had microphones. They apparently were in a nightclub of some sort. The audience were waving their lighters back and forth in sync.
Dib picked up the remote, turned off the T.V and picked up a magazine. It was the latest issue of UFO Monthly.
THE END.
