Author's note: Ok, so i to have succumbed to the phenomanon that is LOTR. But i did it my way and this is it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters 'cos if i did, do you really think i'd be here? They are owned by J.R.R.Tolkien and his estate. None of the songs are mine either. Copyrights to their writers and so on.
Oh, any requests would be welcome.:)

The actual song: Lady Marmalade

Lil' kim:
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Mya:
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

Mya:
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Lil' Kim:
What What, What what
Mya:
ooh oh

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Lil' Kim: yea yea yea yea

Pink: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Lil' Kim:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...

Christina:
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more

Pink:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

Mya:
Sleepin' the grey flannel life

Christina:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Missy:
Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......

My version: Archer Legolas

Aragorn: Where's all mah shire hobbits
Lemme hear ya'll flow hobbits

Hey hobbit, go hobbit, shire hobbit, flow hobbit
Hey hobbit, go hobbit, shire hobbit, flow hobbit

Sam:
He met Legolas down in old Rivendell
Struttin' his stuff on the street
He said, "Hello, Frodo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! Uh huh

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Elven Archer Legolas

What What, What what
ooh oh

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Yea yea yea yea

Merry:
He sat in Leggo's tree while he freshened up
Hobbit drank all that Hobbiton wine
All his grey satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
Yeah

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Elven Archer Legolas

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Aragorn:
Yea yea uh
He come through with the arrows and the swashing swords
I let him know we bout that ring straight up the king uh
We independent warriors, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why use mine when I can use yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these elves out like Arwen
Wear ideal swords get love from gay broads
4 bad a** dudes from Rivendell
Hey hobbits, shire hobbits, betta get that ring hobbits
We kill orcs with beauty in our step
Elven fash, the meaning of warrior class
If you wanna Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Elven Archer Legolas
One more time C'mon now

Legolas... Archer Legolas... Legolas...

Boromir:
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of his arrow feels silky smooth
Colour of mossy bark brown alright
Made the savage ring around him burn until he cried,
More-more-more

Merry:
Now he's back home doin' Aragorn

Sam
Sleepin' the gay guy sex life

Boromir
But when he turns off to sleep Legolas
More-more-more

Chorus:
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Elven Archer Legolas

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Pippin
Boromir:(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Mery... (Archer Legolas)
Aragorn...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Sam...(Oh Oh oooo)
Walla walla baby.(baby)
Rivendell... (0h)
Mister Pippin here

Elven Archer Legolas Yes-ah.....