Real version: TEENAGE DIRTBAG
Her name is Noel, i had a dream about her
She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour;
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, but she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick; He brings a Š to school
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;
He lives on my block; He drives and I rock; But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold; It's prom night and I am lonely; Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; This must be fake; my lip starts to shake; How does she know who I am; and why does she give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
My version: Elven Archer
His name is Frodo, I had a dream about him
I'd be his ho, I got archery in half an hour;
Oh how he rocks. In plaid he's a fox,
But he doesn't know who I am; and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Chorus
Cause I'm just an elven archer baby. Yeah I'm just an elven archer baby.
Listen to Gandalf singing baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
His boyfriend's a prince; He brings a sword to the Council
And he'd simply kiss my ass if he knew the truth;
He can sail in my dock; His pouts make me rock;
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just an elven archer baby. Yeah I'm just an elven archer baby.
Listen to Gandalf singing baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Man I feel like mold; It's night time and I am lonely; Lo and behold, he's walking over to me; This must be fake; my lip starts to shake; How does he know who I am; and why does he give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to see Gandalf singing baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, ok so I'm not an elven archer like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Her name is Noel, i had a dream about her
She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour;
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, but she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick; He brings a Š to school
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;
He lives on my block; He drives and I rock; But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold; It's prom night and I am lonely; Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; This must be fake; my lip starts to shake; How does she know who I am; and why does she give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
My version: Elven Archer
His name is Frodo, I had a dream about him
I'd be his ho, I got archery in half an hour;
Oh how he rocks. In plaid he's a fox,
But he doesn't know who I am; and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Chorus
Cause I'm just an elven archer baby. Yeah I'm just an elven archer baby.
Listen to Gandalf singing baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
His boyfriend's a prince; He brings a sword to the Council
And he'd simply kiss my ass if he knew the truth;
He can sail in my dock; His pouts make me rock;
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Cause I'm just an elven archer baby. Yeah I'm just an elven archer baby.
Listen to Gandalf singing baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Man I feel like mold; It's night time and I am lonely; Lo and behold, he's walking over to me; This must be fake; my lip starts to shake; How does he know who I am; and why does he give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to see Gandalf singing baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, ok so I'm not an elven archer like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah, Archer; No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
