A VERY LEMONY GundamW FIC--- not what you think!

A/N: okay, I got 16; count 'em, SIXTEEN emails from sicko's who wanted me to write lemon fics. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! But anyway, I write to please. Enjoy; missy, 1X2-4eva, ShInJiIsSoHoT56, and all the other sick, sad, desperate people.

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one sunny day in L2, Duo decided he'd had enough Hilde to last him a lifetime, with her shrill, irritating voice and clingy personality, and just plain UGLINESS, so he set out to seek his fortune. Just as Duo had left, Hilde spontaneously combusted, and there was much rejoicing. But then Duo realized that now Hilde was pushing up daisies, there was no-one to send him money. So he decided to set up a lemonade stand for some money. But, where to get the lemons? Lemon trees were extinct on the L2 colony. So, he went to his trusty computer which he just happened to have, went online and printed out all the yaoi lemons that were worse than the tacky paperback romances like the kind the chemist sells. There! He was up to his neck in fics and doujinshi. He found a good lemonade recipe and set up his stall. The lemonade was the best in the whole universe, and Duo made millions. He was so happy he didn't notice there was a big black, hungry monster right behind him ready for a little braidy-boy snack. CHOMP!! The big monster ate him. Poor Duo. Everyone in the world was so distraught they didn't see the huge doomsday asteroid that was about to hit earth and the colonies. CRASH!!!!! Everyone died. Poor humanity. Then there was a nuclear war and seeing a cockroaches are the only animals that can survive radiation as high as that, there started a race of super cockroaches, with slimy arms, 6000 eyes, big electric feelers and then the universe spontaneously combusted and got sucked into a black hole.  The depressing, final end of the universe. ((sobs)) waaaaghhh!!! It's so sad…. But then, for all you Duo fangirls at home sobbing your eyes out, Duo suddenly got reincarnated as a cookie. But for all you anti-dou's who want to kill me now, Godzilla ate the Duo cookie and then went off to fight Mothra which was really Quatre in disguise but then Mothra-Quatre said "you and I shouldn't be fighting!" and Godzilla said "I agree. Let's go drink lemodae instead." So they drank all the nummy lemonade.

The real end?

Yes.

Disclaimer: yep. I'm still writing my disclaimer at the end of fics. I swore to you, I'd never stop this until everyone else in the  fanfic universe says they don't own the show their writing about, as none of us do. Hope, I'm NOT moving my disclaimer.