A/N: Thanks for the TWO reviews I got from two of my FRIENDS *sobs* This chapter better get more.. Or else Nagini'll eat you all.. I still need to feed him so he's damn hungry! (ps- I listend to hoobastank and zebrahead while writing this.. It's going to be a bit weird..)
Basilik- send me chapter 3 soon of "Fic-You-Know-What" cause I'm in a mood to write on that fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own preciouss Gollum, or Bilbo, or Middle-Earth.. or anything else LoTR related *tries to hide sobs* BUT! *beams* I do own Zzloo! He came to me in a dream scary, huh?
Hay- Frodo Screams. "PPPRRECCCIIIIOOUUSSS" baseball cap alien ears are going to be the death of us all! Teachers are not for loving. GET IT THRU UR HEAD! (jk-*coughs* you-know-who)
The Precious-Gollum's Story
[What Really Happend]
Chapter Two- Allies and Bigger Problems
Gollum seemed not to notice the fact that they were in plain sunlight as he talked to himself. It wasn't untill Gollum realised that he was rather hot that he took Bilbo into the cave with another secret tunnel.
Bilbo had surprisingly overcome his fear of Gollum, as they'd been plotting ways to take the precious back. Gollum's ideas all involved some form of torture- that made Bilbo sick to the stomache. They still hadn't thought of a way, and were about to go spy on the Goblins- to see what they'd done with the ring.
However, before they had moved a step something jumped out of the shadows, and tackled Bilbo.
"SMEAGOL! RUN! ZZLOO'S GOT THE NASTY CREATURE!" The creature turned out to be a tall, green, skeletal creature, with long arms, legs, toes and fingers, and large yellow eyes with slits for pupils. It's voice was high pitched and squeaky-sounding.
Gollum dove at Zzloo (as the creature seemed to be called), pulling him off of Bilbo. "Zzloo! Bagginses is helping us find the preciouss.."
"Smeagol's lost his birthday present? When did he lose it?" Zzloo sounded paniky- as if he knew how upset Gollum would be.
Gollum glared at Bilbo before starting the explaination. "Nassty hobitses theived it from uss! Smeagol tried to get the precious back, but goblinses has it now!"
Zzloo cocked his head to one side, one eyebrow raised in thought. "Goblins will not have the Ring anymore, Zzloo saw them fighting over something.. Goblins lost it, too, they did." He nodded his head violently.
Gollum let out the same horrified squeak he'd done earlier, and his eyes went a vibrent green. "ZZLOO'S STOLE THE PRECIOUSS FOR HIMSELF!"
"Smeagol is only delusional. Zzloo would not steal his birthday present if he was rewarded with fish all day, every day. Zzloo only heard the goblins fighting over which one of the lugs lost the ring."Zzloo said pointedly, "The goblins are almost all killed. The only goblins left are milling around looking for the thing they lost- smeagol's ring- and didn't even notice as Zzloo sat close by watching."
Gollum looked furious. He was furious! The nasty goblinses had taken his birthday present, and lost it! Suddenly, he noticed the confused looks Baggins was giving Zzloo and decided to explain just who Zzloo was.
Gollum turned to Bilbo who was dusting himself off- with help from Zzloo, who was apologising furiously for jumping him-and said, "Baggins, Zzloo helps precious know what goes on."
"Like an alliby?" Bilbo asked interestedly.
Zzloo nodded his head violently again and beamed, "Zzloo helps smeagol with knowing how to keep safe! Zzloo also tells smeagol things that go on in middle-earth, helpful thigns about-"
Gollum cut Zzloo of abruptly, "Zzloo needs to learn to hold it's tounge, Sss, gollum!"
A breif moment passed with Zzloo and Gollum glaring at eachother and Bilbo standing aquardly to one side, hoping to avoid a fight. Zzloo then smiled icily and hissed, "Gollum needs to see where the precious might be." After that was said they followed Zzloo silently- in Gollum's case anyways, Bilbo was trying to be as quiet as he could, but his feet kept making pattering sounds on the ground.
They reached the tunnel that Bilbo'd almost escaped Gollum in. There were no goblins.. for something else'd taken their place.
Bilbo gasped as he noticed Gandalf. He had his staff in hand, with a dim light coming from the top- and was looking at something in his hand almost greedily.
This was when Gollum lost his temper. "My preciouss.." He snarled in a voice barely audiable to Bilbo who was standing right beside him. Then, without thinking, he jumped out at Gandalf, arms extended as if he wanted to grab hold of his neck. "PRECIOUSS IS SMEAGOL'S!" A sharp blast from Gandalf's staff threw Gollum back at Zzloo, who toppled over, his arm smacking Bilbo in the face.
"Why do I always end up getting hurt!?"Bilbo sighed heavily, then his eyes widend, as he noticed Gandalf coming there way peering curiously through the dim light his staff created.
"RUN!" Zzloo shouted, and grabbed Bilbo by the collar of his coat and practically dragged him behind himself, Gollum's wrist clasped in his other hand. They ran all the way down to the lake where Bilbo'd met Gollum, and found the precious- no, the Ring.. Bilbo'd have to start thinking about what he was calling it.
"Wizards! What is their buisness sneaking about in goblins's caves?!" Zzloo shouted, hands on head in frustration.
Gollum was a crumpled heap on the ground sobbing, muttering about his precious. While Bilbo realised that he was the reason Gandalf was in the caves. He doubted he would stay now that he'd found the ring, though. He seemed rather interested in it actually. Zzloo seemed to think differently, claiming that he wouldn't be able to sleep because of a wizard searching to kill him at night.
Gandalf has the precious? Bilbo thought, ignoring the fact that he'd called the ring 'precious', How are we to get it back?!
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Please Please Please review!!!!!!! I know these first two chapters are short.. But no worries! The ones coming up soon will be LoOoOoOnG!
*Preciouss
