Author's Note: I've been thinking about writing this for awhile now, but after those…ugh, things canceled almighty ZIM for the second time…yeah… :::begins to laugh insanely, pauses, and then start to laugh insanely again::: Heh, and the characters may be a bit OOC, this is my first Zim fic…

Disclaimer: I dun own Zim he belongs to Nick and ALMIGHTY Jhonen Vasquez, neither do I own the Butt Ugly Martians, but I'm glad I dun!!!

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Zim was bored. He was very bored. He had absolutely nothing to do, after those MONSTERS at Nickelodeon canceled HIS wonderful show. He drummed his fingers against the…object in front of him. He had no idea what this object was, but he found it made interesting noises when his fingers would drum upon it. Yes, he was that bored.

"Those, those HUMAN FLITHYS!!! Why, why my show?!? It's too good, and it's filled with.. MOOSEY GOO!!! Moosey goo, moosey goo… Doom, doom, doom, heh heh.."

Gir sat there, watching a blank TV screen. Since Nick had canceled Zim AGAIN, for the sake to air that… show made by the dirt-children, they had to cut his paycheck. They really didn't have to, but they did anyway, just… just *because*… Anyway… Gir was watching a blank TV screen, because of Zim's cut paycheck. Because of Zim's cut paycheck, they had no money to keep their electricity, even though Zim could have easily created a generator to power the whole city (But we can't have that, because you all have to somehow notice Gir, but I didn't want him to watch TV, I wanted him to watch a blank TV, as this would make Nick and the Butt Ugly Martians more evil then they already are, so HA)!!!

Zim stopped his drumming against the object, and gave Gir a look. "You aren't watching that monkey… why?"

Gir gave him a sad look, and pointed at the TV. "It's being BORING!!!!" Zim stared out the window. "Yes Gir, this boredom can make one go mad!" Gir grinned a happy grin. "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song, k?" As Gir sang the Doom Song and rolled around on the floor, Zim frowned. "I actually am thinking of letting Dib chase me around, VOLUNTARRLY!" Gir rolled over to Zim's leg, and started poking his shin. "Ooh, spooky…" the little robot squeaked.

Zim thought some more and then leaped up, pumping his fist into the air. "Yes, yes, I've got it!!! Lead Dib into the.. SEWEGE TREATMENT PLANT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Zim continued to laugh, as Gir poked his shin…

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, a 7th grade health teacher fell into the well…

Heh, I mean, back at the Membrane residence, Gaz happily played her Game Slave, 1 or 2, your choice, and Dib sat on the couch, staring at something nonexistent.

Dib had already read his paranormal stuffs last time Butt Ugly Martians replaced Zim, and he was bored… As bored as Zim… Except something that can only happen when the dumb fanfic author wants the story to actually get to the point, Zim knocked on the door.

Because most doors, like Dib's door, are solid, Dib could not see through the door. He wasn't too excited about their visitor, so he boredly walked over to the boring door, and boredly opened it, to find Zim holding a video camera.

The Irken grinned. "Hiya, vile earthling!!! Me, the almighty invader, is bored, and so I'm gonna let you try and video tape me, so I might be entertained for 0.2 seconds!!!" Zim then laughed insanely for a few minutes, as Dib started filming. "HAHAHA Zim!!! Now the world will know about your ALIEN LAUGHTER!!!" Zim covered his face with his hands. "NOOOO, not yet you fool! GAH! Get away from me!!!" Zim ran away, into the direction of where he thought the sewage plant was. Gir would already be at the "supposed" sewage plant, for, for reasons!!!

Dib chased after Zim, grinning like the cute psycho he was. "I'll get you Zim!!! Soon the world will know!"

Zim ran onto Prof. Membrane set, mistaking it for the sewage plant. Gir was happily poking Membrane's shin, as Prof. Membrane…did…sciencey stuff… A mysterious doorway that no one had ever noticed before suddenly became noticed. Zim ran through it, shouting, "GIR!!! QUICKLY, RUN!!!" Gir, like the cute lil' loyal guy he is, skipped through the doorway, seconds before Dib crashed into him, sending him and Gir spinning into Zim, which caused all three of them spinning through the doorway, into an unknown world… thing.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, that same 7th grade teacher was still in the well..

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Author's note: YAY!!! It's gonna be continued, bear with me though…I stink at series!!!