The guy's name is Duke
His feathers are gray in color
I think he's cute
And steals quite like no other
Hockey's his game
Mal thinks he's insane
But he doesn't care what they say
And he doesn't give a damn about them

Cause he runs the Blade on Puckworld, baby
Yeah he runs the Blade on Puckworld, baby
steals and kills, and does larsony, nightly

His last names a food
served in most resturants
His manor is smooth
He's had sex with debutants
His patch is so cool
Dive think's he's a tool
But he doesn't care what they say
And he doesn't give a damn about them

Cause he runs the Blade on Puckworld, baby
Yeah he runs the Blade on Puckworld, baby
steals and kills, and does larsony, nightly

Oh yeah, he steals, 'cause it's the Brotherhood he's missin'
Oh yeah, he steals, 'cause it's the Brotherhood he's missin'

Some say he's old
Some say his accents phoney
They know he's bold
and he's got loads of money
Is his hair fake?
just natures mistake?
How does he keep it in place
How does ii stay in place when he's fighting

would you be in this promo for me, baby
you're under contract, there are no maybes
put down your sword now, please don't kill me
Duke, please..... Oooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Oh yeah, he steals, 'cause it's the Brotherhood he's missin'
Oh yeah, he steals, 'cause it's the Brotherhood he's missin