FINAL FANTASY 7: THE MUSICAL

-Highwind-

Cloud: I'm bored

Tifa: Cloud..I..am....never mind

Cloud: Oh bloody hell, JUST SAY WHAT YOUR THINK ALREADY, you spent most of the game saying that, now spit it out

Tifa: Ok, I love.....Cid!

Cid: $%)&$ *Jumps off highwind*

Tifa: COME BACK SNIFFLEBUFF, I LURVE YOU *Follows Cid*

Vincent: Well that was quiet disturbing

Barret: Daym foo', now who is gonna fly the highwind

Yuffie: AHHHHHHH, WERE GONNA DIE *runs around screaming*

*Highwind Crashes into Seto*

Seto: OW, HEY!!!!!

-Northern Crater-

Jenova: *appears from god who knows where O.o* I'm ALIVE!!!

Sephiroth: Yes I brought you back

Jenova: But didn't you die as well?

Sephiroth: Yes, but thats for other fan fic writers to erm..write

Jenova: Thats True, time to minipulate Cloud and co.

Sephiroth: You gonna make em kill each other

Jenova: No..something more....funnier, Gee hee hee hee hee

-Ruins of Highwind...and Seto-

Barret: Daym, my head hurts

Cid: *puffing*...I got rid of Tifa....finaly

Tifa: Yooo hoooooo, huny buns

Cid: *Oh sit*

-Music to Jennifer Lopez's song 'Play' is heard in background-

I could run all night and day

Go to a bar, sit down and smoke

Give my regrets to Shera

'Cause Tifa come and she wantsa play

thats when I fell my heart beat

I get my ass of the seat

Grab a gun and shoot her feet

With playin with my mind

Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay

She knew it all along

Just thinkin of girls turns her on

Gay, she also likes to smoke bong

You know that turns her on

Please just gimme that tazer gun

Just turn it up and turn it on

DJ, just gimme that tazer gun

I wanna be shooting all night long

Wont you smoke my (Smoke My) smoke my (Smoke My)

Smoke my favorite bong

I care if every smoke's gone

Give me more, cause i turns me on

Keep running all night long

It feel so right it can't be wrong

I get chills up and down my spine

Whenever I see that ***** from hell

Better stop to take a puff

(Smoke that sh*t agian)

Let me puff it one more time

1-Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay

She knew it all along

Just thinking of girls turns her on

Gay, she also likes to smoke bong

It really turns her on

I'll just smoke this bong

'Cause I wanna be puffing all night long

I just wanna smoke

Is that a crime

WHAT DO YOU %#&%#ING MEAN IT IS!!! *Takes a puff of his smoke*

Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right here

*Clouds repeating 1- in the background*

Now Mr. Wallace

I've asked you three times

GIVE ME MY MOTHER(&)%#ING BONG *Rock music starts in background*

He, he, he

Turn it up, turn it up

Turn it up, turn it up

Turn the track up

-Song Ends, leaving the entire gang speachless and dumbfounded-

Everyone:

Tifa: *Red Faced* I'M NOT GAY!!!!!, and I DO NOT SMOKE BONG

Cid: I was talking about myself there, I smoke bong

Vincent: Why did you just burst into song?

Cid:.....$@&*)$, I dunno

-Northern Crater-

Jenova: IT'S WORKING FEE JEE JEE JEE!!

Sephiroth: *stunned, by Cid outburst of singing*

Jevova: Lets, see what hidden secret the Ancient's got

We just found out Tifa's dirty little secret HAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Ruins-

Cloud: I can't belive you gay, Tifa

Barret: Get over it foo', there's nothing wrong with that

Cloud: I know, but...still

Aeris: I have something to tell you

Cloud: What is it?

Aeris: Well you know how I'm you girlfriend and all

Cloud: Yeah...well the truth it

-Theme music from The Monkees starts in the background-

Vincent: Not another song, I still havn't recovered from the last one

Aeris:

-There he comes, walking down the street

placing milk bottles on every house in the street

Hey Cloud, I'm pregnant

And people say I'm a virgin

But I'm to busing screwing

To tell them the real fact

We screw wherever we want to

do whatever we want to do

We have lots of time to get restless

There always something to screw

I'm just trying to be 'friendly'

Come watch us screw and screw

We're the young generation

And we have got tonnes to screw

Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant

people say that I'm a vigin

But I'm o busy screwing

The, the milk-milk man

I'm just trying to be 'friendly'

come watch us screw and screw

Were the young generation

And we have got tonnes to screw

Hey Hey, I'm pregnant

Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant

-Song ends-

Cloud: *Jaw dropped...literaly*

Aeris: Me and the Milkman are having a baby

Cloud: Your dumping me?

Vincent: HEY..I think I know why we are singing all the time

Cid: Why )&$@*&

-Northern Crater-

Jenova: Sh*t, Vincent's on to us

Sephiroth: Ah just let him tell the rest, your gonna die at the end of this fan fic anyway

Jenova:...True, So lets have some fun

-Ruins-

Red XIII: Lemme guess, your gonna burst into song?

Yuffie: *runs away* NOT VINCENT SINGING AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Vincent:

-Backstreet Boys 'Backstreets Back' Music Starts up-

Everybody

Rock your body

Everybody

Rock your body right

Jenova's back, OH NO!

Oh my god she back agian

Brother Sisters, everybody sick

Gotta bring her down

Show you how

If yah got some questions

I'm gonna answer em now

She she really back

Yeah

Is she the only one

Yeah

IS she sexual

GOD NO!!

She is everything you fear

She's gonna rock the world, yeah

Everybody YEAH!

Rock your body yeah

Everybody YEAH!

Rock your body yeah

Jenova's back, OH NO!

Now throw your hands up in the air

And wave em around like you really high

IF you wanna live lemme hear you yell

JENOVA's A *****, ALL RIGHT

IS she really back

Yeah

Is she the only one

Yeah

Is the sexual

...Cloud, that has to be the lamest question ever, and you $%(*$ing

already asked it

Jenova's back, OH NO!

-Song ends-

Cloud: So jenova is behind this?

Vincent: Yup..and she is at the north crater

Barret: LETS KILL THAT *****!

-Northern Crater-

Jenova: The have come to kill me

Sephiroth: Wont take much, you only have 664hp

Jenova: WHY!!!!!

Sephiroth: Cause, I only used a Phoenix down

*Highwind crashed into the side of the crater-

Jenova: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cloud: Your going down

Jenova: Oh no I'm not

-Christina Aguilera's 'Genie in a bottle' music starts up

*Jenova sing in a deafening high pitched voice*

I've been locked up tight

For a year of lonly frights

Waiting for someone to release me

With a Phoenix down

And blowing kisses my way

But that dont mean that Sephy is gonna kiss me

Dammit Dammit Dammit

If you wanna fight with me

****, I'm realy in trouble

I'm Jenova the Ancient Killer

I guess you gonna kill me right away

If you wanna slaughter me

I really wich I'd live

You gotta make a big impression

I gotta like what you do

I'm Jenova in the crater, baby

Your gonna kill me right away?

I'm Jenova in the crater baby

Come, come, on and just lemme die

-Music ends for some reason (Thank freaken god-

Vincent: You want us to kill you

Cloud: With a voice like that, I can't blame her

Sephiroth: I second that

Jenova: Well we all know that I'm gonna die, so just get it over and done with

Vincent: Ok *Farts on Jenova*

Jenova: *hack*...now that was TO cruel *cough*.......*Jenova dies..agian*

Tifa: Well that was anti-climatic

Vincent: Ah Yes, BUT WAIT UNTILL THE SEQUEL (BOM BOM BOMMMMMMM)

Cloud: Now TO KILL SEPHIROTH!!

Sephiroth: ME?...why?

Yuffie: You were helping jenova

Sephiroth: HELL NO, I was to busy rappin' with da Shin-ra

Everyone:

----------------------------THE END-------------------------------

With Jenova gona and the world no longer bursting randomly into song, the world is at peace...except for Cloud you as still pissed off with Aeris, for not telling him how she came back

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY...TELL ME WHATCHA THOUGH OF IT AND I MIGHT RELTELL THE STORY FROM THE SHIN-RA POINT OF VIEW

Please reply on what you thought of it, its my first singing fan fic