Final Fantasy VII: Mystery Case #2019215754384.ect .etc .etc



*Clouds house*

Tifa: *Finished Cooking* WHO WANTS WAFFLES!

Everyone: ^.^! *rushes to the table like madmen*

*Lightning flashes outside*

Yuffie: Cool special effects

Tifa: How do you like the waffles

Cid: They're a bit springy, what are they %^$ing made of?

Tifa: Silicon

Everyone: O.O!! *rushes to any sink or toilet around*

Aeris: I knew it!, you have silicon boobies

Tifa: Well actually they are scarl..

*scarlet burst through door….drunk*

Scarlet: Has anyone seen by boobie *trips* heh heh heh…I tripped

Aeris: Oh

*Vincent appears from no-where*

Vincent: BOOOO!, I AM A BLOOD SUCKING WAREWOLF

Cloud: I though you were a Vampire

Vincent: *thinking for a few seconds* o------h yeah *vanishes*

Barret: Damn foo' waffles

Cait Sith: I'm luck I don't eat food, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

Everyone: O.o?

*All of a sudden, the power cuts out*

Aeris: *Jumps into cloud hands*

Cloud: I'm gonna score with Aeris *hand slaps Cloud in the cheek* OW! Who did that

Everyone else: Not us

*Power comes back on, a man is lying dead on the floor with his guts ripped out*

Vincent: Hmmm….it's too late, he's dead

Barret: It looks like we have another mystery on our hands

Red: Um Barret, we have never had a Mystery on our hands before

Barret: True…..we have our FIRST mystery on our hands

Everyone: *pulls dramatic poses*

Vincent: Quick to the basement *runs into a wall, and collapses*

Tifa: Vincent..the door is to your left

Vincent: *Whimpering in pain* Th…ank…you

-Basement

*A low moaning noise can be heard from the bottom of the stairs*

Cloud: EVIL! *Leaps into air and attempts to do some smart-ass moves…but trips and falls down the stairs* OW!, MY BUTTS NUMB

Voice: Hee hee hee

Aeris: Who's that

*Lightning flashes through the small basement at the top of the wall*

Red: Sephiroth?

Sephy: Uh, yup, and sheesh those lightning special effects really suit the mood huh?

Yuffie: *Looks out the window* Sure does

CRACK

Yuffie: MY EYE, THE LIGHTNING HIT ME IN THE EYES *collapses on the ground screaming in pain*

Sephiroth: So whatcha doing?

Vincent: Were trying to find out who killed the man in the lounge room

Sephy: Who the guy that was killed?

Vincent: Dunno, just some extra that was probably pissin off the director

Aeris: THAT'S IT, THE DIRECTOR DID IT *pretending to stroke imaginary mustache* but why?

Tifa: *evil glare* lets find out

*directors room*

*Tifa barges into the room scaring the living crap outta the director (me)*

Nakota: What the hell *drops Ps2 control pad*

Tifa: WHY DID YOU KILL THAT MAN!!

Nakota: Cheese! *goes cross-eyed*

Sephiroth: *sigh* this isn't going anywhere

Barret: *humming the highwind tune while rocking back and forth*

Red: Lets check the attic *BOM BOM BOMMMMM*

Everyone: *looks around to try and see where that darn music came from*

-Attic

Cloud: Ooooooooooooooh *runs off into the boxes*

Cait Sith: O.o?

Vincent: Look

*yet another man is lying on the floor dead, this time with his head chopped off*

Yuffie: Yet another Kodak moment *takes out camera*

*some strange sentence is incarved on the mans stomach*

Those who seek the quest of life will get the stone of bath and get me a reli….AHHH GET OFF MY SCARLET!!!

*loud music can be heard from behind some boxes*

Yuffie: What's that noise

*The group walk behind the boxes, to find cloud dancing only in Tifa's underwear and doing the bum dance*

Aeris: O.O!!….well…….you don't see that everyday

*Disco light appear from the roof as 20 Sephiroth closes join Cloud in doing the bum dance*

Sephy Clone #24: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW, Bom bom bom bombombom

Cloud: Join in

Everyone: *Inches away from the disturbed Cloud and Seph Clones*

*A figure float by the window, grabbing the attention of the gang….besides bum dancing cloud*

Aeris: What was that?

Tifa: Dunno, Quick TO THE ORBSERVITORY!

Vincent: Um Tifa..we don't have a observatory

Tifa: Sh*t….well then, TO THE BACKYARD, AWAY *jumps out of window*

Everyone: O.o??

-Backyard

Sephiroth: Hey look a clue

Tifa; it's a old coffin

Yuffie: lets open it

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Yuffie: WHAT, THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENCE

Nakota: If people like this one…then I'll make part to

Tifa: I wanna talk to you about something?

Nakota: What?

Tifa: There were some major flaws in that storyline

1-First off, how did the dead guys get there, we never heard the doors open or nothing

2-Where did the disco ball come from, we never installed them

3-What was with the waffles…and that Coffin, seriously, this is one $&#$ing disturbingly wrong mystery/humor, oh yeah

4-HOW THE HELL DOES THIS FIT INTO HUMOR, IT'S LAME…MYSTERY MAYBE…BUT HUMOR NOOOOOOOOO WAY!

Nakota: *Sniff* All I wanted to do was write a funny story

Tifa: WELL TOUGH!

Nakota: *runs off crying*

Everyone else: *Gives Tifa a really REALLY evil glare*



Please review the part of the weird story, if a I get flamed, well….it serves me right for making this stupid fan fic *sniff* WHY DID TIFA HAVE TO TEASE ME

*Rocks back and forth cuddling his legs mumbling something about the Angel Of Death, and grabbing a shotgun*