Wahoo! And the insanity continues as the Ronin Warriors and Tulpa's Evil Warlords meet up. Strap yourself in and prepare for laughter. Here I go!

***All characters, both Ronin Warriors and Fushigi Yuugi, are not my original creations***

Everyone stopped what they were doing. Rowan opened one eye and turned his head to see what the commotion was. Kentou stopped pounding on the roof. Cye and Sage, who had been restraining the white tiger, let go. White Blaze stopped chewing on Yulie's leg. Ryo pried Yulie's fingers from his clothes. All of them looked over out the window to their left.

An old bus that looked like it was ready for the junk yard sped along side them. A Demon Soldier sat in front, steering. Sekhmet and Cale pulled down the windows of the bus. Anubis and Dais joined them. They gave the Ronin Warriors menacing looks. Anubis waved to Ryo. Cale hit Anubis on the head.

"It's the Dynasty!" Mia cried.

Sekhmet and Cale shook their fists at the warriors.

"Prepare yourselves for death, Ronin Rodents!" they cried.

"Again, you refer to us as being furry creatures with tails and large teeth. Can't you think of something original for once?" Rowan asked lazily.

Sekhmet turned red. Those Ronin Warriors wouldn't outsmart him this time. Especially that Rowan, even though his intelligence was higher than the rest...

"That's enough!" Sage yelled. He looked to the sky and shook his fist. "You stupid author, I am the smartest! I am the intelligent one of the group, not Rowan!"

"Aw Sage, just because the author likes me better doesn't mean you have to get all bent out of shape and -- Aggghhhh!"

Sage pulled Rowan into the back of the jeep and started pounding on him. Rowan recovered from the surprise assault and returned with hair pulling. The two continued fighting.

Inside the bus, Sekhmet seethed with anger. That Rowan always had to best him. He even stole his spotlight in the fanfic and --

Rowan kicked Sage in the shins. Sage bent Rowan's fingers backwards.

Dais put his hands on his hips and tapped his feet. "Weren't we supposed to be fighting the Ronin Warriors?" he asked.

"Hey guys, cut that out!" Ryo said to the two quarreling guys. "We have a Dynasty situation here." He looked at the warlords, who were becoming impatient.

Cale pointed his finger at the warriors in attempt to scare them. "Don't ignore us, Ronin Roden--" he caught himself and remembering what Rowan had said, tried to think of something original. "Don't ignore us, Ronin, uh...Stupids!"

Anubis looked at Cale. "That doesn't flow as nicely as Ronin Rodents."

Sage paused and looked up. His fist stopped in mid-air, two inches away from Rowan's face. Rowan loosened his death grip on Sage's neck and looked over to the bus. Sage glared at the warlords. It grew very silent. Only the low hum of the car and the puttering of the bus was heard.

"ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Sage yelled in full battle cry. "I AM NOT STUPID!" He vaulted out the open window of the jeep and onto the bus. Then he started punching the warlords.

"Talk about a lot of pent up rage," Rowan said as he made his way to the front again. He looked in the side mirror and smoothed out his hair, which had been mussed in the fight.

"Let it out Sage, let it out," Ryo said.

"Wow, he's beating the tar out of them and he's not even in his armor!" Cye commented.

"Go Sage! Punch 'em! Hit Tulpa real hard for me! That'll teach him to tell me my armor's evil!" Kentou cried from on top of the jeep.

Sekhmet pulled out his poisoned swords and slashed at Sage. Sage dodged it and jumped back into the jeep. A round of applause was given by the rest of the warriors.

"I didn't know you were so strong," Ryo said, patting Sage on the back.

Rowan grinned. "I bet you feel a lot better now."

"I needed that."

Anubis, who didn't know Sage had already left, raised his hands. "QUAKE WITH FEAR!" he yelled.

Chains shot out into the bus.

"No, you idiot! Not in here!" Tulpa roared. He shocked Anubis with black electricity.

"I'm so sorry, Master!" Anubis cried. He kneeled and kissed Tulpa's feet.

Mia slowed the jeep down.

"We're slowing down. Why are you slowing down, Mia?" asked Cye, stator of the obvious.

She pointed to a sign in front of them. "We're here."

They've finally made it to the Hot Springs! But what will happen once they're there? Stay tuned for more!