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Chapter 2: Journey to Bree
At Legolas' urging, the Fellowship set off for Bree. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked, until they realized that Legolas, the smart one of the Fellowship, was no longer with them. "I think we passed Bree" said Sam.
"Don't worry, I'm a Ranger." Said Aragorn confidently, "I'll find our way to Bree before sunset."
Two months later the Fellowship reached a sign saying "You are now entering Mordor. Enjoy your stay"
"Hmm," said Aragorn, "if I'm correct, I believe we may have overshot Bree by a few miles." So they turned around and walked and walked and walked until they reached a sign saying "You are now entering the Shire. Enjoy your stay."
"I wonder is these signs are standard" mused Aragorn.
"Maybe we should have asked for directions at that sign that said 'You are now entering Bree. Enjoy your stay.'" Said Gimli.
"I don't think so," said Aragorn arrogantly, "I mean if I, a great Ranger, can't find my way to Bree then I am positive a bunch of country townspeople can't help us."
"Well, Legolas must have found it." Said Frodo impatiently.
"That's it!" said Aragorn.
"We go to the Bree sign?" asked Frodo.
"Bree must be a secret city that only elves can enter! Follow me, I have a plan." They walked past the flashing neon signs that said "Five miles to Bree on this path" and "Four miles to Bree. Keep on this path" and "This way to Bree. You're almost there" and "Just twenty steps and you'll be in Bree. Keep going, just keep going."
"Uh-oh" said Aragorn.
"What?!" yelled Frodo.
"We seem to have come to some sort of town. I don't know what it is, though" Replied Aragorn looking at the giant sign saying "You are now entering Bree. Enjoy your stay."
"Maybe we should go in?" said Sam.
"No, we must find Bree!" said Aragorn. It was then that Gimli hit Aragorn over the head with a starfish. Aragorn, being a wimp, was knocked out. When he awoke, he was in a hotel room. The wallpaper had the pattern "Bree Hotel" repeating on it. The sheets and pillows all said "Property of Bree Hotel."
"You guys knocked me out!" said Aragorn to Legolas elven prince of Mirkwood, Frodo son of Drogo and former Ringbearer, Samwise Gamgee the ambiguous, and Gimli. . . just Gimli. "We have to find our way to Bree." Aragorn continued, "My plan is to wear these stick on ears so they'll think we're elves. Now you, Legolas," he said to Legolas, "will already be there, so you can back us up if they see through out disguise."
"Um," said Gimli, "we're actually in Bree already."
"How did you get in to the secret elven city without the funny looking ears?" Aragorn was suddenly knocked unconscious by Legolas, the one with cute ears of the Fellowship.
"Gandalf hasn't been here yet." He of the cute ears said to the rest of the Fellowship, "I think something may have happened to him."
"Well, we did hear something about Saruman turning evil when we walked through Mordor." Said Sam.
"Hmm. We better go to Isengard and check that Gandalf's alright." Said Legolas.
To Be Continued
Be kind. Review. Even if it's only to say, "You spelled so-and-so wrong" It would be much appreciated so I know someone read it.
Author's Note: Thank you to all the people who reviewed my story. They are saints. That is: Greenleaf33, Uniquely Oddball, PsycoCatGirl, Patrick Galloway, and vivien. Thank you so much guys!
Chapter 2: Journey to Bree
At Legolas' urging, the Fellowship set off for Bree. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked, until they realized that Legolas, the smart one of the Fellowship, was no longer with them. "I think we passed Bree" said Sam.
"Don't worry, I'm a Ranger." Said Aragorn confidently, "I'll find our way to Bree before sunset."
Two months later the Fellowship reached a sign saying "You are now entering Mordor. Enjoy your stay"
"Hmm," said Aragorn, "if I'm correct, I believe we may have overshot Bree by a few miles." So they turned around and walked and walked and walked until they reached a sign saying "You are now entering the Shire. Enjoy your stay."
"I wonder is these signs are standard" mused Aragorn.
"Maybe we should have asked for directions at that sign that said 'You are now entering Bree. Enjoy your stay.'" Said Gimli.
"I don't think so," said Aragorn arrogantly, "I mean if I, a great Ranger, can't find my way to Bree then I am positive a bunch of country townspeople can't help us."
"Well, Legolas must have found it." Said Frodo impatiently.
"That's it!" said Aragorn.
"We go to the Bree sign?" asked Frodo.
"Bree must be a secret city that only elves can enter! Follow me, I have a plan." They walked past the flashing neon signs that said "Five miles to Bree on this path" and "Four miles to Bree. Keep on this path" and "This way to Bree. You're almost there" and "Just twenty steps and you'll be in Bree. Keep going, just keep going."
"Uh-oh" said Aragorn.
"What?!" yelled Frodo.
"We seem to have come to some sort of town. I don't know what it is, though" Replied Aragorn looking at the giant sign saying "You are now entering Bree. Enjoy your stay."
"Maybe we should go in?" said Sam.
"No, we must find Bree!" said Aragorn. It was then that Gimli hit Aragorn over the head with a starfish. Aragorn, being a wimp, was knocked out. When he awoke, he was in a hotel room. The wallpaper had the pattern "Bree Hotel" repeating on it. The sheets and pillows all said "Property of Bree Hotel."
"You guys knocked me out!" said Aragorn to Legolas elven prince of Mirkwood, Frodo son of Drogo and former Ringbearer, Samwise Gamgee the ambiguous, and Gimli. . . just Gimli. "We have to find our way to Bree." Aragorn continued, "My plan is to wear these stick on ears so they'll think we're elves. Now you, Legolas," he said to Legolas, "will already be there, so you can back us up if they see through out disguise."
"Um," said Gimli, "we're actually in Bree already."
"How did you get in to the secret elven city without the funny looking ears?" Aragorn was suddenly knocked unconscious by Legolas, the one with cute ears of the Fellowship.
"Gandalf hasn't been here yet." He of the cute ears said to the rest of the Fellowship, "I think something may have happened to him."
"Well, we did hear something about Saruman turning evil when we walked through Mordor." Said Sam.
"Hmm. We better go to Isengard and check that Gandalf's alright." Said Legolas.
To Be Continued
Be kind. Review. Even if it's only to say, "You spelled so-and-so wrong" It would be much appreciated so I know someone read it.
