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Chapter 3: Escape from Isengard
And so the Fellowship set out once again. It was led by Legolas son of Thranduil, the cute, smart, and brave one of the Fellowship.
"Where are we going, Prince of Mirkwood?" asked Aragorn.
"I'm going to Isengard," stated Legolas, "where you boneheads will end up remains a mystery."
"Hey," said Frodo, "it wasn't our fault. Look at our guide." He pointed to Aragorn who had just run into a tree. "Here, play with this, Aragorn." Said Frodo handing him a piece of tin foil.
"Ohhh! Shiny!" said Aragorn.
At that moment, Legolas spotted a company of Uruk-hai approaching with his keen elven eyesight. "I thought we already defeated Sauron." Said Legolas to Frodo.
"They work for Saruman" said Frodo.
"Did you overhear that in Mordor too?"
"Nah. I saw the movie."
"Oh."
"I say there, old boy," said the leader of the Uruk-hai in a polite English accent, "would you mind terribly moving off the road a bit. You see, my mates and I were just passing through."
"You work for Saruman?" said Legolas.
"Why yes, as a matter of fact." Said the leader, "Do you know him?"
"Is Gandalf being held captive?" asked Frodo.
"Why, yes. Is he a friend of yours?"
"Yes"
"Then I fear we must engage in a vicious battle to the death. Not that I enjoy fighting. It's a barbaric custom in which the strong of body have an inherent advantage over the strong of mind. Now a chess tournament! That's the way to solve an argument. Survival of the fittest mind. . ." The Uruk-hai continued to discuss the advantages of a chess tournament over physical violence for many hours. In the mean time, the Fellowship had walked on and reached Isengard. Legolas rang the doorbell and they were admitted into Orthanc.
"Haha! You have fallen into my trap!" said Saruman diabolically, "now I shall steal the One Ring and have all its power for myself. You cannot escape!"
"We already destroyed the ring" said Frodo.
"Oh. Damn."
"Anyway," said Legolas, "could you release Gandalf?"
"Sure, I guess. I put him on the roof. You can take the elevator up there."
The Fellowship took the elevator up to the roof. There, they found Gandalf singing the theme song to "The Flintstones."
"Finally, you came to rescue me!" he said as the Fellowship stepped off the elevator, "It's terrible up here. All day talking eagles and helicopters fly by to ask if I need help. It's such a nuisance. And there are no stairs so I couldn't get down."
The Fellowship which now consisted of Gandalf the Grey, Aragorn son of Arathorn, Legolas prince of Mirkwood, Frodo the former Ringbearer, Samwise the ambiguous, and Gimli. . . just Gimli, decided to take the Gondolas that passed over the roof of Orthanc instead of the elevators. They climbed in and Gandalf told them all he had learned about their quest.
"Since you dolts called Captain Planet to destroy the Ring, we haven't had much of a story, now have we?" said Gandalf reprovingly, "There is a solution though. We've been getting by on jokes, mostly at the expense of out dim-witted King here," He pointed to Aragorn, "but now a great evil has arisen and we must face it and emerge victorious if the world is to survive."
"What must we do?" asked Gimli.
"You will all most likely die horrible deaths, suffer excruciating pain, wander for years, and embark on your quest." Said Gandalf. After a moment of reflection he added, "Not necessarily in that order."
To Be Continued
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Chapter 3: Escape from Isengard
And so the Fellowship set out once again. It was led by Legolas son of Thranduil, the cute, smart, and brave one of the Fellowship.
"Where are we going, Prince of Mirkwood?" asked Aragorn.
"I'm going to Isengard," stated Legolas, "where you boneheads will end up remains a mystery."
"Hey," said Frodo, "it wasn't our fault. Look at our guide." He pointed to Aragorn who had just run into a tree. "Here, play with this, Aragorn." Said Frodo handing him a piece of tin foil.
"Ohhh! Shiny!" said Aragorn.
At that moment, Legolas spotted a company of Uruk-hai approaching with his keen elven eyesight. "I thought we already defeated Sauron." Said Legolas to Frodo.
"They work for Saruman" said Frodo.
"Did you overhear that in Mordor too?"
"Nah. I saw the movie."
"Oh."
"I say there, old boy," said the leader of the Uruk-hai in a polite English accent, "would you mind terribly moving off the road a bit. You see, my mates and I were just passing through."
"You work for Saruman?" said Legolas.
"Why yes, as a matter of fact." Said the leader, "Do you know him?"
"Is Gandalf being held captive?" asked Frodo.
"Why, yes. Is he a friend of yours?"
"Yes"
"Then I fear we must engage in a vicious battle to the death. Not that I enjoy fighting. It's a barbaric custom in which the strong of body have an inherent advantage over the strong of mind. Now a chess tournament! That's the way to solve an argument. Survival of the fittest mind. . ." The Uruk-hai continued to discuss the advantages of a chess tournament over physical violence for many hours. In the mean time, the Fellowship had walked on and reached Isengard. Legolas rang the doorbell and they were admitted into Orthanc.
"Haha! You have fallen into my trap!" said Saruman diabolically, "now I shall steal the One Ring and have all its power for myself. You cannot escape!"
"We already destroyed the ring" said Frodo.
"Oh. Damn."
"Anyway," said Legolas, "could you release Gandalf?"
"Sure, I guess. I put him on the roof. You can take the elevator up there."
The Fellowship took the elevator up to the roof. There, they found Gandalf singing the theme song to "The Flintstones."
"Finally, you came to rescue me!" he said as the Fellowship stepped off the elevator, "It's terrible up here. All day talking eagles and helicopters fly by to ask if I need help. It's such a nuisance. And there are no stairs so I couldn't get down."
The Fellowship which now consisted of Gandalf the Grey, Aragorn son of Arathorn, Legolas prince of Mirkwood, Frodo the former Ringbearer, Samwise the ambiguous, and Gimli. . . just Gimli, decided to take the Gondolas that passed over the roof of Orthanc instead of the elevators. They climbed in and Gandalf told them all he had learned about their quest.
"Since you dolts called Captain Planet to destroy the Ring, we haven't had much of a story, now have we?" said Gandalf reprovingly, "There is a solution though. We've been getting by on jokes, mostly at the expense of out dim-witted King here," He pointed to Aragorn, "but now a great evil has arisen and we must face it and emerge victorious if the world is to survive."
"What must we do?" asked Gimli.
"You will all most likely die horrible deaths, suffer excruciating pain, wander for years, and embark on your quest." Said Gandalf. After a moment of reflection he added, "Not necessarily in that order."
To Be Continued
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