Title: The Matrix's Waterboy
Author: Krystal de Lioncourt
A/N: This has no real place in the movie. Neo knows he's 'The One', but everyone's still alive.
"Everybody, I'd like you all to meet our newest crew member." Said Morpheus. "Everyone, this is Bobby."
"Um, hello." Said Bobby.
"This is Neo, Trinity, Tank and his brother Dozer, Switch, Apok, Mouse, and Cypher." Said Morpheus, introducing the crew.
"Let's begin your training."
"Okay, are we gonna play football?" asked Bobby.
"Um, no. We're gonna train you to fight." Said Tank.
"My momma says fighting is the Devil." Said Bobby.
"I'm sure she does." Said Neo, laughing a little.
Later…
"That was fun fighting, but you looked like you were sweating a lot. Can I interest you in a nice cold glass of H2O?" asked Bobby, producing a glass filled with water.
"Um, sure." Said Morpheus taking the glass, not exactly sure where it came from, and walking up to the bridge. Bobby sat down to eat with the others.
"What are we eating?" he asked.
"Snot." Said Apok before anyone else had a chance to say anything.
"My momma says that snot is what the Devil eats." Said Bobby. Everyone snickered. "But I will eat the snot anyway." There were more snickers.
"What do you eat at home?" asked Switch.
"Whatever momma can catch, but my favorite is snake." No one chose to comment on this remark.
Later…
"We're going into the Matrix." Said Morpheus.
"Why?" asked Mouse.
"The Agents might be trying to plan some sort of attack on Zion. And we're going to do some spying." Morpheus answered.
"Sounds like fun." Said Neo.
A little later, in the Matrix…
"Oooooh, this is fun." Said Bobby.
"Are you sure that it isn't the Devil?" asked Mouse.
"No, my momma says that little girls are the Devil though."
"Here's your chance to see the real Devil." Said Morpheus, running down an ally.
"It's an Agent, let's go." Said Trinity.
"Oh, hello Mr. Agent, are you the Devil?" asked Bobby, walking up to the Agent. The Agent shot him.
"Ow, that hurt." Said Bobby, then he died. Suddenly a very weird looking guy in the crowed jumped up and said "You can do et!" then the Agent shot him too. Everyone was happy, but there was no time to celebrate.
"I'll take care of him. Said Neo.
Much later, back on the ship…
"I'm gonna miss Bobby," said Switch, "I liked having someone to laugh at."
"Yeah." Said Mouse.
"He was really weird." Said Apok.
"That's for sure." Said Tank.
"What about that other guy?" asked Trinity.
"The 'you-can-do-et' guy?" asked Neo.
"He's dead." Said Cypher.
"Oh, well." Said Dozer.
"Do you guys think I should get braces?" asked Morpheus.
Author: Krystal de Lioncourt
A/N: This has no real place in the movie. Neo knows he's 'The One', but everyone's still alive.
"Everybody, I'd like you all to meet our newest crew member." Said Morpheus. "Everyone, this is Bobby."
"Um, hello." Said Bobby.
"This is Neo, Trinity, Tank and his brother Dozer, Switch, Apok, Mouse, and Cypher." Said Morpheus, introducing the crew.
"Let's begin your training."
"Okay, are we gonna play football?" asked Bobby.
"Um, no. We're gonna train you to fight." Said Tank.
"My momma says fighting is the Devil." Said Bobby.
"I'm sure she does." Said Neo, laughing a little.
Later…
"That was fun fighting, but you looked like you were sweating a lot. Can I interest you in a nice cold glass of H2O?" asked Bobby, producing a glass filled with water.
"Um, sure." Said Morpheus taking the glass, not exactly sure where it came from, and walking up to the bridge. Bobby sat down to eat with the others.
"What are we eating?" he asked.
"Snot." Said Apok before anyone else had a chance to say anything.
"My momma says that snot is what the Devil eats." Said Bobby. Everyone snickered. "But I will eat the snot anyway." There were more snickers.
"What do you eat at home?" asked Switch.
"Whatever momma can catch, but my favorite is snake." No one chose to comment on this remark.
Later…
"We're going into the Matrix." Said Morpheus.
"Why?" asked Mouse.
"The Agents might be trying to plan some sort of attack on Zion. And we're going to do some spying." Morpheus answered.
"Sounds like fun." Said Neo.
A little later, in the Matrix…
"Oooooh, this is fun." Said Bobby.
"Are you sure that it isn't the Devil?" asked Mouse.
"No, my momma says that little girls are the Devil though."
"Here's your chance to see the real Devil." Said Morpheus, running down an ally.
"It's an Agent, let's go." Said Trinity.
"Oh, hello Mr. Agent, are you the Devil?" asked Bobby, walking up to the Agent. The Agent shot him.
"Ow, that hurt." Said Bobby, then he died. Suddenly a very weird looking guy in the crowed jumped up and said "You can do et!" then the Agent shot him too. Everyone was happy, but there was no time to celebrate.
"I'll take care of him. Said Neo.
Much later, back on the ship…
"I'm gonna miss Bobby," said Switch, "I liked having someone to laugh at."
"Yeah." Said Mouse.
"He was really weird." Said Apok.
"That's for sure." Said Tank.
"What about that other guy?" asked Trinity.
"The 'you-can-do-et' guy?" asked Neo.
"He's dead." Said Cypher.
"Oh, well." Said Dozer.
"Do you guys think I should get braces?" asked Morpheus.
