"Who are you?" Frodo asked Pixie.
"None of your damn business!" Pixie snapped back at him.
"Why are we waiting?" Gimli barked at Frodo and threatened him with the axe.
"Don't hurt me!" Frodo squealed and covered his head with his arms.
"We're waiting for that guy, Legolas." Boromir replied as he played with his knife.
"Legolas?" Pixie turned her head. "Where is he anyways?"
"Went to see a dying elf." Boromir replied.
"Wait a minute! Elves don't die!" Sam exclaimed.
"What are you accusing me of?" Pixie looked at him menacingly.
"Nothing!" Sam shrunk back. "I never said anything about you Miss. I swear! Please don't hurt me!" he pleaded.
"Alright, I wont." She replied. "What are you all doing here anyway?"
"We have to destroy the ring." Frodo said showing her the ring.
"Pipe down dwarf!" she yelled at him.
"He's not a dwarf! He's a pathetic Hobbit!" Gimli charged at Pixie with his axe. She took one step to the side and Gimli ran straight into the wall of the cave.
"It's cold!" Aragorn complained like a three year old.
"Well no duh! You're in the mountains!" Pixie said annoyed.
"Shouldn't someone help him get his axe out?" Frodo asked and pointed to Gimli who was swearing and pulling at his axe.
"You know what Baggins?!" Pixie exclaimed as she stormed up to Frodo who was sitting on a cave rock. "I'm bloody sick of your attitude! You're too nice! That's your problem! Let's help him and lets feed those." Pixie mimicked Frodo and frowned.
"What's wrong with helping people?" Frodo asked.
"Pipe down!"
"Don't talk to my friend that way!" Sam stood up.
"What are you going to do about it little man?" Pixie stood up as well.
"We're hungry." Pippin and Merry moaned together.
"Don't call me little!"
"There's a way to settle this." Boromir said as he walked up to the crazy girl and Sam.
"No sword fighting Boromir!" Aragorn called.
"Damn!" Boromir said to himself and went to sit back down.
"We're behind schedule." Gandalf said as he looked at his hourglass. "Where could Legolas be?" be he shook his head.
"Ummm...Legolas? I wouldn't have a clue." Pixie looked innocent.
"Say, where did you come from and why?" Gandlaf asked, as he turned right around.
"I already told you," Pixie said impatiently. "Lord Elrond is out to get me."
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"I told you! Because I pretended to be a dying Elf to see Lego..." Never mind.
"I think she was going to say Legolas." Sam whispered to Frodo.
"What did you say?" Pixie roared.
"Nothing Miss!" Frodo said. "He said nothing."
Pixie looked at Frodo whose eyes were full of fear and put Sam back down.
They sat around for two hours in silence.
"Are you sure you said to meet us here?" Gandalf asked Aragorn.
"Yes Gandalf, right here where we stopped."
"Bloody hell! I'll do find him!" Pixie said as she wrapped her cloak around herself and headed down the mountains.
"Legolas! Oi! Legolas!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Be quite!" someone's voice approached. "You'll kill us all you maniac!"
"Who you calling maniac..." she trailed off as she saw Legolas come into view.
"It's you!" he said in shock and stopped in his tracks.
"It's you!" she repeated what he said, only sarcastically. "Hurry up! Everyone's waiting!" Pixie called impatiently as she began to climb up the mountain.
"I said don't yell!" Legolas called after her.
"What did you say?" she yelled back down.
The mighty mountain began to rumble and snow crashed down. Everyone was washed away in a white wave of coldness.
"Oh great! I'm stuck with Nice Boy." She winced as she pulled Frodo out of the snow. "Oh, Hungry Boy number One. It's you. You're ok. You don't get on my nerves." She said as Pippins head emerged from the snow.
"Aren't we going to look for anyone else?" Frodo asked.
"Nah, they'll turn up later." Pixie said carelessly as she began to walk.
"Ain't that Legolas's bow?" Pippin asked as he picked the bow up.
"Where?!" Pixie exclaimed and ran back up to Pippin.
"Here." He said as he showed her the bow.
"We must find him!" Frodo exclaimed as he began digging through the snow.
"That's the best thing I heard from you today Nice Boy." Pixie said as she helped him dig. "Aren't you going to help Hungry Boy number One?" she asked him. "An elf is in danger and all you can do is stand around and gawk?"
"My name's Pippin." He said.
"Just dig!" Frodo ordered. "Or else she might hurt you."
"Legolas!" Pixie said as the top of his head appeared out of the snow.
After they got his whole head out of the snow Legolas sputtered and shouted at Pixie. "I told you don't yell!"
"Shush!" Pixie warned him. "You might cause an avalanche."
"Just get me out!" he said to Pippin and Frodo.
"None of your damn business!" Pixie snapped back at him.
"Why are we waiting?" Gimli barked at Frodo and threatened him with the axe.
"Don't hurt me!" Frodo squealed and covered his head with his arms.
"We're waiting for that guy, Legolas." Boromir replied as he played with his knife.
"Legolas?" Pixie turned her head. "Where is he anyways?"
"Went to see a dying elf." Boromir replied.
"Wait a minute! Elves don't die!" Sam exclaimed.
"What are you accusing me of?" Pixie looked at him menacingly.
"Nothing!" Sam shrunk back. "I never said anything about you Miss. I swear! Please don't hurt me!" he pleaded.
"Alright, I wont." She replied. "What are you all doing here anyway?"
"We have to destroy the ring." Frodo said showing her the ring.
"Pipe down dwarf!" she yelled at him.
"He's not a dwarf! He's a pathetic Hobbit!" Gimli charged at Pixie with his axe. She took one step to the side and Gimli ran straight into the wall of the cave.
"It's cold!" Aragorn complained like a three year old.
"Well no duh! You're in the mountains!" Pixie said annoyed.
"Shouldn't someone help him get his axe out?" Frodo asked and pointed to Gimli who was swearing and pulling at his axe.
"You know what Baggins?!" Pixie exclaimed as she stormed up to Frodo who was sitting on a cave rock. "I'm bloody sick of your attitude! You're too nice! That's your problem! Let's help him and lets feed those." Pixie mimicked Frodo and frowned.
"What's wrong with helping people?" Frodo asked.
"Pipe down!"
"Don't talk to my friend that way!" Sam stood up.
"What are you going to do about it little man?" Pixie stood up as well.
"We're hungry." Pippin and Merry moaned together.
"Don't call me little!"
"There's a way to settle this." Boromir said as he walked up to the crazy girl and Sam.
"No sword fighting Boromir!" Aragorn called.
"Damn!" Boromir said to himself and went to sit back down.
"We're behind schedule." Gandalf said as he looked at his hourglass. "Where could Legolas be?" be he shook his head.
"Ummm...Legolas? I wouldn't have a clue." Pixie looked innocent.
"Say, where did you come from and why?" Gandlaf asked, as he turned right around.
"I already told you," Pixie said impatiently. "Lord Elrond is out to get me."
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"I told you! Because I pretended to be a dying Elf to see Lego..." Never mind.
"I think she was going to say Legolas." Sam whispered to Frodo.
"What did you say?" Pixie roared.
"Nothing Miss!" Frodo said. "He said nothing."
Pixie looked at Frodo whose eyes were full of fear and put Sam back down.
They sat around for two hours in silence.
"Are you sure you said to meet us here?" Gandalf asked Aragorn.
"Yes Gandalf, right here where we stopped."
"Bloody hell! I'll do find him!" Pixie said as she wrapped her cloak around herself and headed down the mountains.
"Legolas! Oi! Legolas!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Be quite!" someone's voice approached. "You'll kill us all you maniac!"
"Who you calling maniac..." she trailed off as she saw Legolas come into view.
"It's you!" he said in shock and stopped in his tracks.
"It's you!" she repeated what he said, only sarcastically. "Hurry up! Everyone's waiting!" Pixie called impatiently as she began to climb up the mountain.
"I said don't yell!" Legolas called after her.
"What did you say?" she yelled back down.
The mighty mountain began to rumble and snow crashed down. Everyone was washed away in a white wave of coldness.
"Oh great! I'm stuck with Nice Boy." She winced as she pulled Frodo out of the snow. "Oh, Hungry Boy number One. It's you. You're ok. You don't get on my nerves." She said as Pippins head emerged from the snow.
"Aren't we going to look for anyone else?" Frodo asked.
"Nah, they'll turn up later." Pixie said carelessly as she began to walk.
"Ain't that Legolas's bow?" Pippin asked as he picked the bow up.
"Where?!" Pixie exclaimed and ran back up to Pippin.
"Here." He said as he showed her the bow.
"We must find him!" Frodo exclaimed as he began digging through the snow.
"That's the best thing I heard from you today Nice Boy." Pixie said as she helped him dig. "Aren't you going to help Hungry Boy number One?" she asked him. "An elf is in danger and all you can do is stand around and gawk?"
"My name's Pippin." He said.
"Just dig!" Frodo ordered. "Or else she might hurt you."
"Legolas!" Pixie said as the top of his head appeared out of the snow.
After they got his whole head out of the snow Legolas sputtered and shouted at Pixie. "I told you don't yell!"
"Shush!" Pixie warned him. "You might cause an avalanche."
"Just get me out!" he said to Pippin and Frodo.
