Back by popular demand. The Harry Potter Witches and Wizards Dating Game!

This is the long awaited sequel to my first story that (surprisingly) was a hit.

*Drum-roll leads to the eventual opening of the curtain and the theme music comes on*

Host: Heellllllooooooo! And welcome to tonight's episode of the Witches and Wizards Dating Game! As you know the purpose of this show is to hook a lucky bachelor up with a gorgeous gal.

Crowd: Awwww….

Host: So give a big round of applause for tonight's bachelor…. RON WEASLEY!

Crowd: *claps*

Ron: Thank you, thank you! *Takes a seat*

Host: Ron this is your lucky night! Behind this wall there are three ladies who would do anything for you! Take your time.

Ron: Bachelorette number 1. Describe your idea of a perfect date.

B1: Well, I'd have to say candlelight, some butter beer, you in a thong, and a late night…

Crowd:…

Ron: *Eyes the wall oddly* Ok then. Bachelorette number 2: What would you do if you saw another women hitting on me?

B2: Well… It would be hard to say. I'd either rip her throat out, or cast the unforgivable curse on her.

Guards come in and drag the lady off the stage. She escapes and starts to beat on the host while the crowd repeatedly calls out "Harry, Harry!".

Ron: Bachelorette number 3. How would you picture us together in five years?

B3: Well, being a witch I would have to say you, me, and a child to take over the Chinese Empire.

Ron: High expectations? Ok, back to you bachelorette number 1. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

B1: I would have to say your wealth… well… um…. Yeah your wealth.

Ron: *coughs* Bitch. Ok… host, I have heard all I need to here. I choose bachelorette number 3.

Ron walks to the other side of the wall the see… CHO! Cho and Ron hug and walk off the stage together.

Host: Ron! Come back out here! We need to show you who the other 2 were!

Ron comes back out covered in lipstick. And finds out that bachelorette number 2 was a stalker named Ms.Mooney, and bachelorette number one was Madam Hooch?

Crowd: ewww!!!!

Ron: You wanted to see me in a thong.

M.H.: Well I don't see enough looking up your robes in flying class!

Ron walks over to the edge of the stage and pukes.

Host: hehe *he laughed feebly* Um… And that is our show!

Ron and Cho lived happily ever after and rarely had a chance to breathe properly for the made out for the rest of their lives.

The End ^_^