"Uh-huh, you say you know the woods like the back of your hand Legolas?" Frodo said.

"Shut up." Legolas replied annoyed at the little Hobbit.

There was a creak as someone stepped on a branch and twig. Legolas aimed his bow. Pippin and Frodo grabbed Legolas around the waist and jumped behind him.

"What's that?" Frodo trembled.

"It's me, dumbass!" Pixie called to Frodo.

Legolas put down his bow.

"You should've shot." Frodo muttered.

Legolas slapped Frodo across the head.

"What was that for?" Frodo asked.

"Keep on walking." Legolas said.

"Hang your head in shame boy!" Aragorn said.

Merry did so, and walked like that for 10 miles until his neck got stiff.

"Sir?" Merry said.

"What is it?" Aragorn asked as he continued to chop through the thick branches of the woods.

"May I lift my head now, sir?"

"Yes." Aragorn yelled as he chopped another branch.

No sooner had Merry lifted his head that an oak brunch swung at him and knocked him on the forehead.

"Wait!" Aragorn held up his hand. "I hear something!"

They heard distant voices.

"I'm hungry!" Someone wailed and then their cries were muffled, it sounded almost like their mouth was being stuffed with something. Forcefully not by their own will.

"AAAH!" Boromir yelled as he stood on the foot of the mountain.

"What is it Boromir?" Gandalf asked as he approached him.

"That!"

Boromir looked up and screamed. A giant goose flapped its wings. The wizard, the dwarf and Boromir pressed themselves against the ground.

Out of the forest came running Pippin and Merry, followed by Legolas and Pixie.

"DINNER!" Merry cried joyfully.

"SECOND DINNER!" Pippin yelled happily.

"Shoot it Legolas!" Pixie yelled.

And Legolas being the brave elf he is shot the heathen bird.

They roasted in on a big fire and they all had dinner for the first time that week.