"Oh, come on Mr. Frodo!" Sam pulled Frodo up. "It will be fun, we're only
going for a laugh."
"Yeah, come on Mr. Frodo!" Merry urged him.
"Love is stupid." Frodo said. "And besides I have a mission." He said proudly.
"Mr. Frodo!" Pippin exclaimed and the three of them pulled Frodo up and dragged him into the queue that were waiting to get their love fortunes read by Galadriel.
"Come in." Galadriel said to the first person.
Pixie threatened everyone so they let her go first. She came in and sat down across from Galadriel.
"What do you see?" Pixie asked.
"I see," she began, "I see Frodo-"
Before Galadriel could finish Pixie ran out of the chamber screaming and waving her arms around like crazy. Frodo laughed and got slapped on the head by Legolas.
"I see Frodo being beat up by Legolas because Frodo said something to offend you." Galadriel sighed and finished Pixie's fortune. "Next!" she yelled.
Legolas came into the room and sat down.
"I see," Galadriel looked into her bowl. "I see you and Frodo-"
Legolas ran out of the chamber screaming in the same fashion as Pixie before Galadriel finished.
"I see you and Frodo having a fight because he has said something to offend that Pixie girl." Galadriel finished Legolas's future.
"Poor guy." Sam whispered as Legolas ran past him down the hall.
Legolas crashed straight into Pixie, who was still screaming, and they both crashed down on the marble floor.
"Next!" Galadriel yelled.
Sam and Pippin pushed Frodo into the room.
"Ah, Frodo." She said and motioned for him to sit down.
Frodo frowned as Galadriel looked into her mirror bowl.
"I see you and Pixie girl-" Galadriel began.
Frodo ran out of the room screaming his head off.
"I wonder how that is going to happen." Galadriel mused to herself.
Just as Legolas and Pixie got up Frodo ran straight into them and they all crashed down on the marble floor, again.
"I don't want you to come near me Nice Boy!" Pixie shrieked and backed away.
"You want your head read, that's what you want!" Frodo shouted at her. Legolas hit him across the head. "Stop hitting me Elf Boy!" Frodo yelled at Legolas and grabbed at his boots.
"Get it off me! Get it off me!" Legolas yelled trying to shake Frodo off.
"I'm trying!" Pixie panicked as she hit Frodo.
"I'm coming Mr. Frodo!" Sam yelled and charged at Legolas and grabbed onto his other boot.
Pixie grabbed Frodo by the collar and with all her might ripped him off Legolas's boot. Legolas with all his Elfie might pushed Sam away and fell backwards onto the floor again.
"Did we miss it? Did we miss it?" Aragorn and Boromir asked as they came running down the hall.
"Yes," Merry said munching on his Brussel Sprout.
"You missed it." Pippin agreed as he bit into his onion.
"What happened?" Aragorn asked.
"They was fighting, sir." Merry said.
"I know that!" Aragorn said annoyed.
"What happened exactly?" Boromir asked.
"Well, you see," Pippin chewed on his onion.
"Yes?"
"You see, Frodo," Pippin took another bite. "Frodo said," he swallowed.
"What??"
"Frodo said, you want your head," Merry continued.
"Ahh!" Boromir and Aragorn yelled in frustration because they weren't going to get their answer quickly.
"Next!" Galadriel said to the only remaining person in the queue; Gimli.
"What do you see? What do you see?" Gimli asked excitedly.
"I see," she looked unsurely into her bowl. "I see you and...me?" Galadriel looked up at the grinning dwarf and ran out of the room screaming with all the capacity of her Elf lungs.
"Yeah, come on Mr. Frodo!" Merry urged him.
"Love is stupid." Frodo said. "And besides I have a mission." He said proudly.
"Mr. Frodo!" Pippin exclaimed and the three of them pulled Frodo up and dragged him into the queue that were waiting to get their love fortunes read by Galadriel.
"Come in." Galadriel said to the first person.
Pixie threatened everyone so they let her go first. She came in and sat down across from Galadriel.
"What do you see?" Pixie asked.
"I see," she began, "I see Frodo-"
Before Galadriel could finish Pixie ran out of the chamber screaming and waving her arms around like crazy. Frodo laughed and got slapped on the head by Legolas.
"I see Frodo being beat up by Legolas because Frodo said something to offend you." Galadriel sighed and finished Pixie's fortune. "Next!" she yelled.
Legolas came into the room and sat down.
"I see," Galadriel looked into her bowl. "I see you and Frodo-"
Legolas ran out of the chamber screaming in the same fashion as Pixie before Galadriel finished.
"I see you and Frodo having a fight because he has said something to offend that Pixie girl." Galadriel finished Legolas's future.
"Poor guy." Sam whispered as Legolas ran past him down the hall.
Legolas crashed straight into Pixie, who was still screaming, and they both crashed down on the marble floor.
"Next!" Galadriel yelled.
Sam and Pippin pushed Frodo into the room.
"Ah, Frodo." She said and motioned for him to sit down.
Frodo frowned as Galadriel looked into her mirror bowl.
"I see you and Pixie girl-" Galadriel began.
Frodo ran out of the room screaming his head off.
"I wonder how that is going to happen." Galadriel mused to herself.
Just as Legolas and Pixie got up Frodo ran straight into them and they all crashed down on the marble floor, again.
"I don't want you to come near me Nice Boy!" Pixie shrieked and backed away.
"You want your head read, that's what you want!" Frodo shouted at her. Legolas hit him across the head. "Stop hitting me Elf Boy!" Frodo yelled at Legolas and grabbed at his boots.
"Get it off me! Get it off me!" Legolas yelled trying to shake Frodo off.
"I'm trying!" Pixie panicked as she hit Frodo.
"I'm coming Mr. Frodo!" Sam yelled and charged at Legolas and grabbed onto his other boot.
Pixie grabbed Frodo by the collar and with all her might ripped him off Legolas's boot. Legolas with all his Elfie might pushed Sam away and fell backwards onto the floor again.
"Did we miss it? Did we miss it?" Aragorn and Boromir asked as they came running down the hall.
"Yes," Merry said munching on his Brussel Sprout.
"You missed it." Pippin agreed as he bit into his onion.
"What happened?" Aragorn asked.
"They was fighting, sir." Merry said.
"I know that!" Aragorn said annoyed.
"What happened exactly?" Boromir asked.
"Well, you see," Pippin chewed on his onion.
"Yes?"
"You see, Frodo," Pippin took another bite. "Frodo said," he swallowed.
"What??"
"Frodo said, you want your head," Merry continued.
"Ahh!" Boromir and Aragorn yelled in frustration because they weren't going to get their answer quickly.
"Next!" Galadriel said to the only remaining person in the queue; Gimli.
"What do you see? What do you see?" Gimli asked excitedly.
"I see," she looked unsurely into her bowl. "I see you and...me?" Galadriel looked up at the grinning dwarf and ran out of the room screaming with all the capacity of her Elf lungs.
