"Wait here." Legolas said. "I'll go get the map."

"Why can't we see where you live? What your inhabitance is like." Pixie asked.

"Because..there are..things..no one else should..see." Legolas hesitated.

"Oh come on Mr. Elf!" Pippin said cheerfully. "Show us your place!"

"I would rather not.." Legolas said and ran inside.

"Man! What's taking him so bloody long?" Pixie complained to Pippin as they sat on a rock.

"I don't know. Elf business?" Pippin asked.

"I don't know and I'm going to find out!" Pixie said. "You stay here. And don't move a muscle!" she ordered.

"But how can I breathe Miss?" Pippin looked up at her.

"Alright. You can breathe. But other than that..Not a muscle! You hear me?" and she stormed off.

Mean while Frodo and company was sitting in a circle having a knuckle bones championship.

"Yes! In your freckled face Samwise!" Aragorn yelled as Sam was now officially out of the competition.

The four remaining competitors sat in a circle and looked as they were about to kill each other. The remaining competition were Aragorn, Frodo, Gimli and Gandalf.

"Alright. I got the map." Legolas said as he came outside. "Where's Pippin?" he asked when he noticed that the crazy girl was running around and yelling for him.

"How should I know? I left him for a second to go see what the hell you were doing and then I came out and he's gone!"

"That is not good!" Legolas said.

"No shit!"

"He can be anywhere by now."

"Wait! Is there a bar somewhere here?" Pixie asked getting an idea.

"Not now! We have to find Pippin!" Legolas said.

"Just answer! Is there a bar here?" Pixie shook him

"Yes, yes! Just let me go!" Legolas pleaded.

"Show me."

So they had to walk through hills and meadows to the nearest bar.

"See, here." He said.

"Come on!" Pixie said as she pulled him towards the entrance.

"I'm flattered but I don't drink." He said.

"Like hell you don't!" she said as she pulled him inside.

Pippin was sitting right in the center of the bar on the highest barstool they had. And then on some books.

"So he says -'hic'-it comes in pints?" Pippin slurred the words as he banged his pint on the table. All the drunks around him laughed. "And I said-'hic'-sure why not?"

"Hungry Boy!" Pixie said as she hit him on the head. He didn't answer.

"Great," Legolas said. "You gave him a concussion, just like I said."

Pixie made Legolas carry out Pippin and carry him all the way back to where they left the horse.

"I want to ride the horse!" Legolas whined. "I want to!"

"Do you want to carry him?" Pixie asked.

"I'll walk!" Legolas said quickly.

"I must tell you Frodo. I am mighty good at this game." Gandalf said.

Boromir was taking bets on who would win.

"Look they're coming!" Sam leapt up and down in the air.

"Here!" Legolas said as he dropped Pippin to the ground.

"What have you done with him?" Frodo wailed.

"Nothing." Pixie said and shifted her eyes in an unnatural sort of way.