"Legolas!" Pixie called as she looked around the shrubs. Suddenly she
realized she was not alone and that the whole fellowship had followed her.
"Legolas!" Gimli yelled. "You're going to have to stop having these hissy fits about your hair!"
"Shut up Gimli." Frodo said and dived behind a large bush. "I found him!" Frodo called.
"At least you're useful for something!" Pixie said as she dragged Frodo away from Legolas.
"Legolas, Legolas, Legolas.." Aragorn said as he patted Legolas on the back in a manly way. "I think we should have a man to man talk. I mean man to Elf man talk."
Nobody wanted to hear it and ran away.
A couple of hours later Aragorn and Legolas came back. Aragorn was mumbling something and leaning on Legolas for support.
"So did you have your man to Elf man talk?" Gandalf asked.
"Yeah, can we go now?" Sam complained.
"Not really, Aragorn got drunk and I could not understand what he was saying." Legolas said dropping Aragorn to the ground.
"So, I am relying that we have the map now?" Gandalf asked.
"Sir, yes sir!" Pippin yelled in glee.
"And there are no Route 409's?" Gandalf asked.
"No, but it's hard to tell." Pippin said holding the map upside-down.
"Why?" Gandalf asked fearing the answer.
"Well, you see it's all written in Elvish." Pippin said trying to make sense of the map.
"Why did you give it to him Legolas?" Pixie sighed.
"Give it here!" Legolas took the map off Pippin.
Legolas stopped and gaped at the map.
"What is it now?" Pixie asked.
"There is treasure buried around here somewhere! In the mile radius!" Legolas exclaimed.
"I'm going to be rich!" Pixie yelled. "I mean you..you're going to be rich!"
"Not if I can help it!" Boromir ran up to Legolas and grabbed the map off him. "Yoink!"
"You can't read Elvish!" Legolas yelled triumphantly.
"No, but I can!" Aragorn seized the map from Boromir.
"Has the Ring corrupted them?" Frodo asked as he hid behind Gandalf in fear.
"Legolas!" Gimli yelled. "You're going to have to stop having these hissy fits about your hair!"
"Shut up Gimli." Frodo said and dived behind a large bush. "I found him!" Frodo called.
"At least you're useful for something!" Pixie said as she dragged Frodo away from Legolas.
"Legolas, Legolas, Legolas.." Aragorn said as he patted Legolas on the back in a manly way. "I think we should have a man to man talk. I mean man to Elf man talk."
Nobody wanted to hear it and ran away.
A couple of hours later Aragorn and Legolas came back. Aragorn was mumbling something and leaning on Legolas for support.
"So did you have your man to Elf man talk?" Gandalf asked.
"Yeah, can we go now?" Sam complained.
"Not really, Aragorn got drunk and I could not understand what he was saying." Legolas said dropping Aragorn to the ground.
"So, I am relying that we have the map now?" Gandalf asked.
"Sir, yes sir!" Pippin yelled in glee.
"And there are no Route 409's?" Gandalf asked.
"No, but it's hard to tell." Pippin said holding the map upside-down.
"Why?" Gandalf asked fearing the answer.
"Well, you see it's all written in Elvish." Pippin said trying to make sense of the map.
"Why did you give it to him Legolas?" Pixie sighed.
"Give it here!" Legolas took the map off Pippin.
Legolas stopped and gaped at the map.
"What is it now?" Pixie asked.
"There is treasure buried around here somewhere! In the mile radius!" Legolas exclaimed.
"I'm going to be rich!" Pixie yelled. "I mean you..you're going to be rich!"
"Not if I can help it!" Boromir ran up to Legolas and grabbed the map off him. "Yoink!"
"You can't read Elvish!" Legolas yelled triumphantly.
"No, but I can!" Aragorn seized the map from Boromir.
"Has the Ring corrupted them?" Frodo asked as he hid behind Gandalf in fear.
