Day-3…or is that 2?

-Shinra T.V

After the ratings of Shinra News plummeted down to zero rating, Rufus decided that it was time to start Shinra-TV, a channel devoted to shows created by Shinra

And guess who he asked to play the actors in the shows, no..not Britney Spears, the FF Gang

Note: this Fan fic contains (In no order)

-Outtakes

-Humor

-Singing

-One nasty little releavled secret at the end .

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*Cloud is wearing an apron*

Cloud: Welcome to, CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIER CHUNKS, today we will be cookie poo chunk soup, my assistant Tifa will help me with the soup

Tifa: Sure will *Hugs Cloud*

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*Lifestream is heading over the mountains, advancing towards Meteor*

Cloud: HOLY SH*T LOOK AT THOSE GREEN WORM THINGS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES *jumps off highwind, and ultimately falls to his death*

Director: CUT, somebody get the mop



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*Yuffie appears on screen holding a bunch of Materia*

Yuffie: And here we have the priceless Googawasha Materia, it summons a giant toilet to drown your enemies, you can get it for 5496859356gil

*Giant green Materia appears on screen*

Yuffie: And this is the Crater Materia, its very good, BUT YOU CAN'T GET ANY OF THESE, BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE, ALL MINE, NYUK NYUK NYUK

*Runs off stage with 5 guards chasing here*

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-WELCOME BACK TO MTV: Shinra

Red: HI once again, this new clip is from the new band the Wallace Guys, labeled 'Cloud is a foo''

*Clips shows Barret and 3 other guys that look like him*

Barret: *Doing some weird symbols with his fingers* Cloud is a foo'

Other Guys: Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah

Barret: He's such is foo', and total foo'

Other Guys: Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

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*Aeris and Tifa are about to kiss each other*

Aeris: I love you

*They get closer to each other then..*

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(I am So evil, MWAH HA HA HA HA, and plus……it's just weird and stuff)



*Cloud is burning the poo soup with a flame-thrower as the audience run for their lives*

Tifa: *screaming* STOP CLOUD

Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Keep on using the flame-thrower*

*Guards try to drag Cloud away*

Cloud: STOP I HAVE SOUP, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Soldier: Sh*t, he looks serious

*Cloud hops onto the bowl of soup, jumps out the window and flies off into the sunset laughing demonically*

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*Cloud Gives the Materia to the Sephiroth, the crater starts to cave in*

Everyone: *hops onboard the highwind as the cavern collapses, flooding it with Mako*

Cloud: AHHHHH, MY EYES, I HAVE MAKO IN MY EYES *Starts screaming uncontrollably* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off set*

Director: *Bangs head against table while the crew laugh*

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Barret: Foo' foo' foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'

Over guys: Yeah, Clouds a foo'

*Clip ends*

Red: Well….that was….interesting

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Cloud: FLY!, FLY INTO THE SUN, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Aeris: Isn't there something you can do?

Cait: 'fraid not, in 6 hours your brain will explode

Aeris: *Runs away screaming like a 5 year old girl*

Cait: poor girl….she fell for it

Sephiroth: *Appears from shadows* Thanks my friend, hyuk, hyuk hyuk

Cait: Now to begin the…

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Reno: *Walking up to front door* This is our first disturbance call of the night

Rufus: *Opening door* Waddaya want? (hic)

Tseng: We got a complaint of disturbance from this address

Rufus: yeah, some $)$|@$ING soup crashed into me house, and I have a maniac torching my garden

Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Burns garden and laughs demonically*

Tseng: Come over here…we won't hurt you

*Cloud walks slowly over to Tseng*

Tseng: NOW

*Reno gags Cloud and drags him back to the car*

Rufus: Thanks

Tseng No prob…

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Stay tuned for the FFVIII part of this, please review it…I NEED REVIEWS!