Day-3…or is that 2?
-Shinra T.V
After the ratings of Shinra News plummeted down to zero rating, Rufus decided that it was time to start Shinra-TV, a channel devoted to shows created by Shinra
And guess who he asked to play the actors in the shows, no..not Britney Spears, the FF Gang
Note: this Fan fic contains (In no order)
-Outtakes
-Humor
-Singing
-One nasty little releavled secret at the end .
------------------------------------------------------Turns T.V On---------- ------------------------------------------------
*Cloud is wearing an apron*
Cloud: Welcome to, CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIER CHUNKS, today we will be cookie poo chunk soup, my assistant Tifa will help me with the soup
Tifa: Sure will *Hugs Cloud*
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*Lifestream is heading over the mountains, advancing towards Meteor*
Cloud: HOLY SH*T LOOK AT THOSE GREEN WORM THINGS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES *jumps off highwind, and ultimately falls to his death*
Director: CUT, somebody get the mop
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*Yuffie appears on screen holding a bunch of Materia*
Yuffie: And here we have the priceless Googawasha Materia, it summons a giant toilet to drown your enemies, you can get it for 5496859356gil
*Giant green Materia appears on screen*
Yuffie: And this is the Crater Materia, its very good, BUT YOU CAN'T GET ANY OF THESE, BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE, ALL MINE, NYUK NYUK NYUK
*Runs off stage with 5 guards chasing here*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
-WELCOME BACK TO MTV: Shinra
Red: HI once again, this new clip is from the new band the Wallace Guys, labeled 'Cloud is a foo''
*Clips shows Barret and 3 other guys that look like him*
Barret: *Doing some weird symbols with his fingers* Cloud is a foo'
Other Guys: Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah
Barret: He's such is foo', and total foo'
Other Guys: Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
*Aeris and Tifa are about to kiss each other*
Aeris: I love you
*They get closer to each other then..*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
(I am So evil, MWAH HA HA HA HA, and plus……it's just weird and stuff)
*Cloud is burning the poo soup with a flame-thrower as the audience run for their lives*
Tifa: *screaming* STOP CLOUD
Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Keep on using the flame-thrower*
*Guards try to drag Cloud away*
Cloud: STOP I HAVE SOUP, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Soldier: Sh*t, he looks serious
*Cloud hops onto the bowl of soup, jumps out the window and flies off into the sunset laughing demonically*
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*Cloud Gives the Materia to the Sephiroth, the crater starts to cave in*
Everyone: *hops onboard the highwind as the cavern collapses, flooding it with Mako*
Cloud: AHHHHH, MY EYES, I HAVE MAKO IN MY EYES *Starts screaming uncontrollably* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off set*
Director: *Bangs head against table while the crew laugh*
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Barret: Foo' foo' foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
Over guys: Yeah, Clouds a foo'
*Clip ends*
Red: Well….that was….interesting
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Cloud: FLY!, FLY INTO THE SUN, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Aeris: Isn't there something you can do?
Cait: 'fraid not, in 6 hours your brain will explode
Aeris: *Runs away screaming like a 5 year old girl*
Cait: poor girl….she fell for it
Sephiroth: *Appears from shadows* Thanks my friend, hyuk, hyuk hyuk
Cait: Now to begin the…
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Reno: *Walking up to front door* This is our first disturbance call of the night
Rufus: *Opening door* Waddaya want? (hic)
Tseng: We got a complaint of disturbance from this address
Rufus: yeah, some $)$|@$ING soup crashed into me house, and I have a maniac torching my garden
Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Burns garden and laughs demonically*
Tseng: Come over here…we won't hurt you
*Cloud walks slowly over to Tseng*
Tseng: NOW
*Reno gags Cloud and drags him back to the car*
Rufus: Thanks
Tseng No prob…
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Stay tuned for the FFVIII part of this, please review it…I NEED REVIEWS!
-Shinra T.V
After the ratings of Shinra News plummeted down to zero rating, Rufus decided that it was time to start Shinra-TV, a channel devoted to shows created by Shinra
And guess who he asked to play the actors in the shows, no..not Britney Spears, the FF Gang
Note: this Fan fic contains (In no order)
-Outtakes
-Humor
-Singing
-One nasty little releavled secret at the end .
------------------------------------------------------Turns T.V On---------- ------------------------------------------------
*Cloud is wearing an apron*
Cloud: Welcome to, CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIER CHUNKS, today we will be cookie poo chunk soup, my assistant Tifa will help me with the soup
Tifa: Sure will *Hugs Cloud*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
*Lifestream is heading over the mountains, advancing towards Meteor*
Cloud: HOLY SH*T LOOK AT THOSE GREEN WORM THINGS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES *jumps off highwind, and ultimately falls to his death*
Director: CUT, somebody get the mop
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
*Yuffie appears on screen holding a bunch of Materia*
Yuffie: And here we have the priceless Googawasha Materia, it summons a giant toilet to drown your enemies, you can get it for 5496859356gil
*Giant green Materia appears on screen*
Yuffie: And this is the Crater Materia, its very good, BUT YOU CAN'T GET ANY OF THESE, BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE, ALL MINE, NYUK NYUK NYUK
*Runs off stage with 5 guards chasing here*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
-WELCOME BACK TO MTV: Shinra
Red: HI once again, this new clip is from the new band the Wallace Guys, labeled 'Cloud is a foo''
*Clips shows Barret and 3 other guys that look like him*
Barret: *Doing some weird symbols with his fingers* Cloud is a foo'
Other Guys: Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah
Barret: He's such is foo', and total foo'
Other Guys: Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
*Aeris and Tifa are about to kiss each other*
Aeris: I love you
*They get closer to each other then..*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
(I am So evil, MWAH HA HA HA HA, and plus……it's just weird and stuff)
*Cloud is burning the poo soup with a flame-thrower as the audience run for their lives*
Tifa: *screaming* STOP CLOUD
Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Keep on using the flame-thrower*
*Guards try to drag Cloud away*
Cloud: STOP I HAVE SOUP, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Soldier: Sh*t, he looks serious
*Cloud hops onto the bowl of soup, jumps out the window and flies off into the sunset laughing demonically*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
*Cloud Gives the Materia to the Sephiroth, the crater starts to cave in*
Everyone: *hops onboard the highwind as the cavern collapses, flooding it with Mako*
Cloud: AHHHHH, MY EYES, I HAVE MAKO IN MY EYES *Starts screaming uncontrollably* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off set*
Director: *Bangs head against table while the crew laugh*
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Barret: Foo' foo' foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
Over guys: Yeah, Clouds a foo'
*Clip ends*
Red: Well….that was….interesting
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Cloud: FLY!, FLY INTO THE SUN, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Aeris: Isn't there something you can do?
Cait: 'fraid not, in 6 hours your brain will explode
Aeris: *Runs away screaming like a 5 year old girl*
Cait: poor girl….she fell for it
Sephiroth: *Appears from shadows* Thanks my friend, hyuk, hyuk hyuk
Cait: Now to begin the…
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Reno: *Walking up to front door* This is our first disturbance call of the night
Rufus: *Opening door* Waddaya want? (hic)
Tseng: We got a complaint of disturbance from this address
Rufus: yeah, some $)$|@$ING soup crashed into me house, and I have a maniac torching my garden
Cloud: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Burns garden and laughs demonically*
Tseng: Come over here…we won't hurt you
*Cloud walks slowly over to Tseng*
Tseng: NOW
*Reno gags Cloud and drags him back to the car*
Rufus: Thanks
Tseng No prob…
--------------------------------------------------------CLICK!!------------- -----------------------------------------------
Stay tuned for the FFVIII part of this, please review it…I NEED REVIEWS!
