Disclaimer: Okay, if I were Johan Vasquez (did I spell that right?) why in
hell would I write a poetry-fic about my own show? Seriously, does anyone
here think I'm Mr. Vasquez? *cricket chirps* Good, I thought so. Now sit
down and shaddup and read this. Oh, and no flames please, doctor says if I
keep smashing my head into windows I don't get any evil candy this year.
Why?
Why did you trick me?
Haven't I always been loyal?
Okay, so I make one mistake
Don't I deserve a second chance?
You could have just told me you didn't want me around.
I'm not that tall, I'm short. So what?
In all my years I never let you down
You called me strong, that was in the past.
So I accidentally attacked our own planet,
I was excited, you know me
There's nothing wrong with a little excitement
Over unleashing doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies.
You said I had a secret mission
That all was forgiven.
The least you could have done
Was give me a decent S.I.R.
Well I'm back and I didn't expire in space
Like both of you hoped
Well Tallest, what do you think of me now?
Not only did I conquer earth without the armada
But now I'm almost taller than you!
Not so pathetic after all hah?
Not bad for the shortest irken is it?
However even now though, even now
As I sit here on my throne I can't help wondering
What if?
What if you had just told me the truth?
Why?
Why did you trick me?
Haven't I always been loyal?
Okay, so I make one mistake
Don't I deserve a second chance?
You could have just told me you didn't want me around.
I'm not that tall, I'm short. So what?
In all my years I never let you down
You called me strong, that was in the past.
So I accidentally attacked our own planet,
I was excited, you know me
There's nothing wrong with a little excitement
Over unleashing doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies.
You said I had a secret mission
That all was forgiven.
The least you could have done
Was give me a decent S.I.R.
Well I'm back and I didn't expire in space
Like both of you hoped
Well Tallest, what do you think of me now?
Not only did I conquer earth without the armada
But now I'm almost taller than you!
Not so pathetic after all hah?
Not bad for the shortest irken is it?
However even now though, even now
As I sit here on my throne I can't help wondering
What if?
What if you had just told me the truth?
