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AN: people, you have made this author VERY happy!!!!! You do not KNOW how glad I am!!!!!! I will scream with joy if this one's reviews pass "the Journey"s. I would write 3 chapters in one day if that happened! ^^. But its not. That one has 52 reviews. Well, its close! THANKS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
This one is for Ohimesama_Shinigami, who said that I should do Hotohori next. You can tell me who to make and I'll make it. Once im done with Suzaku, I MIGHT do a seiyruu one. If I get enough encouragement. I think theirs will be funny too.
Here are the scores for who guessed right:
(to anyone else that thought it was funny, your reviews really make me want to continue this! To those who guessed but didn't get to be the 1st one to guess it, you still have a part too! Man that's gonna take serious thinking about how to fit 15-sumthing people into one chapter and actually make sense! Tell me if you have any ideas?)
Chapter 1: weaselgirl.
Chapter 2:Queen Celestia.
Chapter 3:Mysia Ri
* Chapter 3 WAS VERY HARD!!! It took me awhile to think of something that wouldn't break as soon as Nuriko hit it. Twas hard. It is a mETAL THING. That's why I said "shiny" in there about 5 times. Yah ok. Umm its NOT in pattern with the other things. They are school things. This is not. Its something you use at home. Some people do. I do!
Chapter 4: Hotohori
By: fire demoness
Hotohori was riding on his horse, looking at the wilderness around him. The birds were singing, everything was peaceful, he was at peace with the world...
"AHH!!!MYHANDGOTCHOMPEDONANDITSGONNAEATUSRUNFORYOURLIVES!!!!!!!!"
"SOMETHINGISINTHEWOODSANDITGOTBOTHMYSHOESNODAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"THEFUCKINGTHINGAMAGICCRAZYWHATCHAMACALLITMANSTERTRIEDTOFUCKINGBURNMETODEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't know them either."
Hotohori just blinked.
Nuriko, Chichiri and Tasuki were huffing and puffing. Chiriko was just standing there, sweatdropping. Apparently, judging by the size of that bump on Chichiri's head and the smashed in cheek on Tasuki's face, Nuriko had punched him. Nuriko's swollen finger was a mystery though.
"HOTOHORI-SAMAA!!!! There are soo many freaky things in Miaka's backpack!!!! They are Monsters and they can make HORRIBLE things happen!!! I'll explain later!!"
Nuriko took ahold of his reins and started pulling, but the horse was making this hard. Well, until it saw what jumped out of the bushes. Then it ran like hell, Hotohori hanging on for dear life and Nuriko STILL holding onto the reins. Chiriko was sitting on the horse behind Hotohori, screaming.
"PANNNTTHHHEERRR!!!"
**still with the panther**
Tasuki looked at it with huge wide eyes.
"Easy now... niccee kitttyyy. Don't eat me. I'm too young to diee!!!!!!"
He screamed as the "nice kitty" showed its "nice fangs" and leaped. Suddenly, he was wisked away. He blinked. Chichiri looked at the panther and cast an imobolization spell. It stopped, frozen in midair. Chichiri got up and started walking.
"Come on Tasuki no da. We have to catch up no da."
Tasuki nodded and went over to the panther. He looked solem.
**silence**
**birds chirp**
**PFHH!!! **blows raspberry** Nya nya nya nya nya!! Who's the fucking big scary damn kitty NOW?!?HA-AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His tauntings turned into a high scream as Chichiri took off the spell to spite him. The panther immediately hissed and chased after him. Tasuki tore off in Hotohori and Nuriko's direction. Chichiri sighed and made another spell. It would hold for about 2 hours. Then, it was run-for-your-dear-life again.
** when the horse finally stops**
Hotohori fell forward as his horse halted without warning. It was looking every which way with huge eyes that bulged out. Hotohori patted it on the head and it ninnied. Then...
"Well, your horse isnt much of a fierce horse now is it?Considering how it passed out with you just patting it."
Hotohori glared at the young genius behind him. Chiriko just gave him a HUGE smile and got off the collapsed horse. Nuriko stood up and straightened. He was holding something that may have once been brown.
"what is that Nuriko?"he asked.
Nuriko looked startled and then put it behind his back.
"Oh it's nothing.NOTHING AT ALL."
He ran off, looking nervous and edgy.
Hotohori blinked again. Then he noticed something shiny on the ground. It must have dropped out while Nuriko was running. He picked it up.
"What in the world?"
It was an edge of something shiny poking out of a long rectangular box. He opened it up and noticed there was a whole roll of it. The shiny sheet of what seemed to be paper. He picked at an edge and it came off. He gasped. It was amazing!
**two hours later**
Chiriko sat at the fire.
"what is Hotohori doing? He has been hiding and playing with something for the past 2 hours!"
Nuriko sighed.
"Who knows? At least he doesn't know about the horrors I found in Miaka's backpack.
**back with Hotohori( yes im confusing maiself)**
he was still playing with the "thing" he had found. The amazing and wonderous thing... well, until it cut him.
"AHH!!!!!!!PAPERCUT!!!!!"
he screamed running around holding his finger. He tripped over the box and fell into a puddle of mud.
"AHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL faCE!!!!!"
Hotohori fainted.
**back with Nuriko and Chiriko**
"I wonder what he's doing." Said Chiriko as he chomped on a tender, juicy chicken leg.
" who knows?I'll ask him in the morning. Good-night Chiriko."
Nuriko went to a seluded spot and fell asleep, as did Chiriko after he finished the chicken leg.
Hotohori was still in the mud.
"**gurgle gurgle** h-**bubble of oxygen**hel-lp?"
TBC?
OK this chapter SUCKED and I am sooo sorry! This is not a school item, no WAY it is. Not a hair ornament either. Household item. Just think outside o da box. ^^
AN: people, you have made this author VERY happy!!!!! You do not KNOW how glad I am!!!!!! I will scream with joy if this one's reviews pass "the Journey"s. I would write 3 chapters in one day if that happened! ^^. But its not. That one has 52 reviews. Well, its close! THANKS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
This one is for Ohimesama_Shinigami, who said that I should do Hotohori next. You can tell me who to make and I'll make it. Once im done with Suzaku, I MIGHT do a seiyruu one. If I get enough encouragement. I think theirs will be funny too.
Here are the scores for who guessed right:
(to anyone else that thought it was funny, your reviews really make me want to continue this! To those who guessed but didn't get to be the 1st one to guess it, you still have a part too! Man that's gonna take serious thinking about how to fit 15-sumthing people into one chapter and actually make sense! Tell me if you have any ideas?)
Chapter 1: weaselgirl.
Chapter 2:Queen Celestia.
Chapter 3:Mysia Ri
* Chapter 3 WAS VERY HARD!!! It took me awhile to think of something that wouldn't break as soon as Nuriko hit it. Twas hard. It is a mETAL THING. That's why I said "shiny" in there about 5 times. Yah ok. Umm its NOT in pattern with the other things. They are school things. This is not. Its something you use at home. Some people do. I do!
Chapter 4: Hotohori
By: fire demoness
Hotohori was riding on his horse, looking at the wilderness around him. The birds were singing, everything was peaceful, he was at peace with the world...
"AHH!!!MYHANDGOTCHOMPEDONANDITSGONNAEATUSRUNFORYOURLIVES!!!!!!!!"
"SOMETHINGISINTHEWOODSANDITGOTBOTHMYSHOESNODAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"THEFUCKINGTHINGAMAGICCRAZYWHATCHAMACALLITMANSTERTRIEDTOFUCKINGBURNMETODEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't know them either."
Hotohori just blinked.
Nuriko, Chichiri and Tasuki were huffing and puffing. Chiriko was just standing there, sweatdropping. Apparently, judging by the size of that bump on Chichiri's head and the smashed in cheek on Tasuki's face, Nuriko had punched him. Nuriko's swollen finger was a mystery though.
"HOTOHORI-SAMAA!!!! There are soo many freaky things in Miaka's backpack!!!! They are Monsters and they can make HORRIBLE things happen!!! I'll explain later!!"
Nuriko took ahold of his reins and started pulling, but the horse was making this hard. Well, until it saw what jumped out of the bushes. Then it ran like hell, Hotohori hanging on for dear life and Nuriko STILL holding onto the reins. Chiriko was sitting on the horse behind Hotohori, screaming.
"PANNNTTHHHEERRR!!!"
**still with the panther**
Tasuki looked at it with huge wide eyes.
"Easy now... niccee kitttyyy. Don't eat me. I'm too young to diee!!!!!!"
He screamed as the "nice kitty" showed its "nice fangs" and leaped. Suddenly, he was wisked away. He blinked. Chichiri looked at the panther and cast an imobolization spell. It stopped, frozen in midair. Chichiri got up and started walking.
"Come on Tasuki no da. We have to catch up no da."
Tasuki nodded and went over to the panther. He looked solem.
**silence**
**birds chirp**
**PFHH!!! **blows raspberry** Nya nya nya nya nya!! Who's the fucking big scary damn kitty NOW?!?HA-AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His tauntings turned into a high scream as Chichiri took off the spell to spite him. The panther immediately hissed and chased after him. Tasuki tore off in Hotohori and Nuriko's direction. Chichiri sighed and made another spell. It would hold for about 2 hours. Then, it was run-for-your-dear-life again.
** when the horse finally stops**
Hotohori fell forward as his horse halted without warning. It was looking every which way with huge eyes that bulged out. Hotohori patted it on the head and it ninnied. Then...
"Well, your horse isnt much of a fierce horse now is it?Considering how it passed out with you just patting it."
Hotohori glared at the young genius behind him. Chiriko just gave him a HUGE smile and got off the collapsed horse. Nuriko stood up and straightened. He was holding something that may have once been brown.
"what is that Nuriko?"he asked.
Nuriko looked startled and then put it behind his back.
"Oh it's nothing.NOTHING AT ALL."
He ran off, looking nervous and edgy.
Hotohori blinked again. Then he noticed something shiny on the ground. It must have dropped out while Nuriko was running. He picked it up.
"What in the world?"
It was an edge of something shiny poking out of a long rectangular box. He opened it up and noticed there was a whole roll of it. The shiny sheet of what seemed to be paper. He picked at an edge and it came off. He gasped. It was amazing!
**two hours later**
Chiriko sat at the fire.
"what is Hotohori doing? He has been hiding and playing with something for the past 2 hours!"
Nuriko sighed.
"Who knows? At least he doesn't know about the horrors I found in Miaka's backpack.
**back with Hotohori( yes im confusing maiself)**
he was still playing with the "thing" he had found. The amazing and wonderous thing... well, until it cut him.
"AHH!!!!!!!PAPERCUT!!!!!"
he screamed running around holding his finger. He tripped over the box and fell into a puddle of mud.
"AHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL faCE!!!!!"
Hotohori fainted.
**back with Nuriko and Chiriko**
"I wonder what he's doing." Said Chiriko as he chomped on a tender, juicy chicken leg.
" who knows?I'll ask him in the morning. Good-night Chiriko."
Nuriko went to a seluded spot and fell asleep, as did Chiriko after he finished the chicken leg.
Hotohori was still in the mud.
"**gurgle gurgle** h-**bubble of oxygen**hel-lp?"
TBC?
OK this chapter SUCKED and I am sooo sorry! This is not a school item, no WAY it is. Not a hair ornament either. Household item. Just think outside o da box. ^^
