School was over, finally! I could get a breake from everybody. The clay butt was not the worst
that happened to me, earlier this year some freak pulled my pants down, darn ill never forgive her.
I could not stop thinking about Kyle he so...so cute and... oh I that sucks that he laughed, i hate it, I just
cant stop...there was that same double knock on the door, obviously was my mom.
She came in before I got to answere. "we gotta talk." SHe looked real mad.
Oh no this was one of those Be nice to Bill things. I just wanted to jump out the window or do
something to get away from her! "Bout what?"
"About this." She held up my report card in her hands and did her routine read out loud.
English...C- , Algebra...D+, Science...D, Are you listening!" My mom yelled at me." Hello did you know
that you have an 'F' in social studies!" She snapped.
"Joanne..." She intrupted me.
"Not to mention you have a c- in physical education! Now tell me how the heck can you get a C-
In a class like physical education, and don't tell me that you ve been skipping again because we talked
about that along time ago."
It was true I was skipping, whats the point of doing things your no good at? "I dont no maybe Mr.
O' Conner does not like me." I tried to think of a good excuse which turned out to be a really bad one.
"And how do you expect to get into colledge with these grades?"
"I Don't" I started yelling too.
"What?" My mom was not in a good mood to here that. "What do you plan to do for the rest of your life,
stand in front of a cash register counting apples?"
"Isn't that what Bill does?"
Mom did not respond instead she dropped my report card on the floor (Or she tried, it more of flew on
the floor) and left slamming the door so hard that I would not be suprised if it would not be broken by now.
I just laughed. Ding dong, the doorbell wrange. "Joanne!" It was Bill,I could tell by his voice and his
perky attitude. "Hows my Cookie!"
Cookie? Who does this guy think he is.
"Great just great..." It sounded like my mom was doing her fake cry. "I just got in a fight with Laura.
"Oh, I know, I know." Bill tried to cheer my mom up." Its okay poopsie- pie! Billies gotta a little suprise
for you!"
Poopsie-pie, cookie, what next? I tried not to laugh at such a dumb thing.
"Wow!" I heard my mom scream in joy I wonder what it is...Just than Bill came in.
"HEY!" I hate it when he scares me like that."So hows my little spoucy, woucy, shoucy, houcy?"
I gave him a wierd look but he ignored it.
"You no your mom is really upset."
"Good."
"Excuse me?" Bill was suprised by my attitude. "But your mother is a great person young lady!"
"Oh really for what? I snapped. "For getting rid of dad and telling everyone he is in jail or for being
a totally differnet person around you and dont you call me young lady, your not my father! I was really mad at
Bill. "You 'll never even be close to my father, and IM NOT YOUR SPOUCE!"
that happened to me, earlier this year some freak pulled my pants down, darn ill never forgive her.
I could not stop thinking about Kyle he so...so cute and... oh I that sucks that he laughed, i hate it, I just
cant stop...there was that same double knock on the door, obviously was my mom.
She came in before I got to answere. "we gotta talk." SHe looked real mad.
Oh no this was one of those Be nice to Bill things. I just wanted to jump out the window or do
something to get away from her! "Bout what?"
"About this." She held up my report card in her hands and did her routine read out loud.
English...C- , Algebra...D+, Science...D, Are you listening!" My mom yelled at me." Hello did you know
that you have an 'F' in social studies!" She snapped.
"Joanne..." She intrupted me.
"Not to mention you have a c- in physical education! Now tell me how the heck can you get a C-
In a class like physical education, and don't tell me that you ve been skipping again because we talked
about that along time ago."
It was true I was skipping, whats the point of doing things your no good at? "I dont no maybe Mr.
O' Conner does not like me." I tried to think of a good excuse which turned out to be a really bad one.
"And how do you expect to get into colledge with these grades?"
"I Don't" I started yelling too.
"What?" My mom was not in a good mood to here that. "What do you plan to do for the rest of your life,
stand in front of a cash register counting apples?"
"Isn't that what Bill does?"
Mom did not respond instead she dropped my report card on the floor (Or she tried, it more of flew on
the floor) and left slamming the door so hard that I would not be suprised if it would not be broken by now.
I just laughed. Ding dong, the doorbell wrange. "Joanne!" It was Bill,I could tell by his voice and his
perky attitude. "Hows my Cookie!"
Cookie? Who does this guy think he is.
"Great just great..." It sounded like my mom was doing her fake cry. "I just got in a fight with Laura.
"Oh, I know, I know." Bill tried to cheer my mom up." Its okay poopsie- pie! Billies gotta a little suprise
for you!"
Poopsie-pie, cookie, what next? I tried not to laugh at such a dumb thing.
"Wow!" I heard my mom scream in joy I wonder what it is...Just than Bill came in.
"HEY!" I hate it when he scares me like that."So hows my little spoucy, woucy, shoucy, houcy?"
I gave him a wierd look but he ignored it.
"You no your mom is really upset."
"Good."
"Excuse me?" Bill was suprised by my attitude. "But your mother is a great person young lady!"
"Oh really for what? I snapped. "For getting rid of dad and telling everyone he is in jail or for being
a totally differnet person around you and dont you call me young lady, your not my father! I was really mad at
Bill. "You 'll never even be close to my father, and IM NOT YOUR SPOUCE!"
