Just a quick question: What the hell is a Mary Sue? People keep using it, but no one ever explains it. Oh well, review. And Dolitt I shall worship you as a god. *kiss* I'm such a masochist. *giggle* I got my first flame. I'm so happy! They're so fun to mock, which I'm doing right now. (Mary Sue? Huh…Why do people want to kill her? Is she evil? Mean? Bad? Cute?)
A Story for 2am
Kul stretched as far as the handcuffs would allow and watched as another random penguin waddled by. The other had left her there in order to prevent her from creating another catastrophe. Jet was still trying to fix the gravity generator while Faye and Spike complained about their ships.
Two seconds later Kul forgot all about that and picked the cuff's locks with a toothpick. Where or how she learned to do that had been forgotten long ago. Suffice it to say she was free and curious.
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"Hi."
"Hi."
"What are you doing?"
"Zoom, zoom. Ed flies!"
"Where?"
"Ed is I. I is Ed."
"Okay…who are you again?"
* * * *
"That should do it," Spike growled as he secured the handcuffs to the pipe again. The young girl stared innocently back at him and, before his eyes, slipped out of the cuffs.
"I have to use the bathroom," she informed him primly and walked away. He stared at her in shock, looked at the empty cuffs, then back at her.
"What the…"
Suddenly gravity returned and everyone plummeted to the ground.
"It's fixed!" Jet announced coming into the rec. room. Spike glared balefully at his partner from his sprawled position half on the table and half on the couch.
"Ouch…"
"Hey what does this do?"
* * * *
They anguished cries of three adults filled the large ship as once again Kul discovered the control room and all the cool buttons that lay therein.
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La, la, review, flame, live, breath. Do something for goodness sakes. Don't mind me, I'm a bitter, happy, soulful, freaky, soulless, sinister, masochistic, pessimistic, optimistic person who's only care is in maintaining her own apathy. Yay Deus! That's from you!
This was written in 5 minutes at…12am. Not two but close. Thank you, thank you.
