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METMA objects: Gringott's Cart
By Wyltk
HOW DARE THEY! I am a respectable cart and you know what they did to me!
They stuck me with the new goblin! And not only that, they stuck me with the new goblin with motion sickness! You know how bad Goblin puke stinks? No you don't!
I will never be the same again! I mean, why did they do this to me!
I memorized all the directions in these hateful tunnels. I have been dodging dragons since I came here! In fact one of them singed me! I deserve some respect!
Do you know some of the characters I have to take with me? You know how totally sickening they are?
I had a hag in me! A HAG! You know how fowl she was? She actually got ashes on my nice clean interior. And then there is that time that kid lost their lunch!
And why I'm on the subject, can't they use bigger carts for half-giants! I was almost braking when that last one sat in me. My nice water tight seams now have a half inch tear to them!
And not only that do you know they haven't clean me in a month! You know how much smell goes away if you polish me at least once a week! I could smell so clean you wouldn't even recognize me.
And to think that when I was first made the wood worker said I was the best thing he ever did. Now look at me! He wouldn't even recognize me in this filth!
I just want to be cleaned! That's all I want! And they won't even give me that!
That's it! Next time they want to go somewhere I'm on strike!
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METMA objects: Gringott's Cart
By Wyltk
HOW DARE THEY! I am a respectable cart and you know what they did to me!
They stuck me with the new goblin! And not only that, they stuck me with the new goblin with motion sickness! You know how bad Goblin puke stinks? No you don't!
I will never be the same again! I mean, why did they do this to me!
I memorized all the directions in these hateful tunnels. I have been dodging dragons since I came here! In fact one of them singed me! I deserve some respect!
Do you know some of the characters I have to take with me? You know how totally sickening they are?
I had a hag in me! A HAG! You know how fowl she was? She actually got ashes on my nice clean interior. And then there is that time that kid lost their lunch!
And why I'm on the subject, can't they use bigger carts for half-giants! I was almost braking when that last one sat in me. My nice water tight seams now have a half inch tear to them!
And not only that do you know they haven't clean me in a month! You know how much smell goes away if you polish me at least once a week! I could smell so clean you wouldn't even recognize me.
And to think that when I was first made the wood worker said I was the best thing he ever did. Now look at me! He wouldn't even recognize me in this filth!
I just want to be cleaned! That's all I want! And they won't even give me that!
That's it! Next time they want to go somewhere I'm on strike!
