Christmas carols and other stuff
By Moon Venus-chan and 'Pom Lover'
Hello! Welcome to the silliness of Christmas Carols and stuff! We know it's too late for Christmas, but we've just found ff.net, and decided to post it!!
Oh, and you won't find 'Pom Lover' in ff.net (she's my friend). If you want to e-mail her it's venusmai@aol.com, or just simply review and we'll read. Thanks! E-mail me too if you want at realmsmv19@hotmail.com!! Thank you again and enjoy!
(ps. If you want to review, please put a note that indicates who it is to which author)
(forgot what Christmas title this is)
by 'Pom Lover'.
Hark! Prince Diamond sings
Over turning everything!
Measure h and measure f
It as if he is deaf!
"What?" he asks, "Do people know, I'm the one who runs this show!!"
He is dumb and he is drunk
Works for wiiiiiiiiseman
Hark! The one who wrote this is sure to stick
Went out to his butt
I daily kick!
Deck the halls! By both
Deck the halls with wiseman folly
Fa la la la la la la la la la
It's the time for him be stupid!
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Pull his cloak and make him hear,
"FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!
It's the time to ruin your new year!"
Fa la la la la la la la la la!!!!!!
Santa is coming to town! By both
(This may be gross and immature, but this is all we could think of, AND NO, WE WEREN'T DOING IT ALL DAY, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!)
You better watch out
You should have hold your nose
You should have run away I'm telling you why!
Rubeus is going to faaaaart!
*repeat
He knows when you are farting
He knows what's in your poop
He knows when you have diarrhea (eeewww!)
So, please be constipated
Soooooo
You better watch out
You better run away
Or else you'll be fartin' all day
Rubeus is going to faaart!
Yeah!
Rockin' around! By Both!
Rockin' around the candy cane
Cause sapphire wants to eat it
But we can't let him because
he is related to prince diamond
Rockin' around the lollipop
Cause sapphire wants to eat
But we can't him because he is
Enraged and acting like King Kong
You will see that he loves candy
Voices saying that "Eat us, or you'll be very sorry!"
Rockin' around the chocolate deer
Cause sapphire wants to eat it
But we can't let him because he is
Such a dorky DWEEB!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!
Yeah!
Jingle bells By 'Pom Lover'
(okay, this is probably the nastiest one, and don't flame me!! 'Pom Lover' did it! She has the twisted mind!! This also doesn't relate to any sailor moon character, but 'Pom Lover' said that it related to Emerald's #ahem# )
Big fat boobs!
Big fat boobs!
Bouncing all the way!
Oh, what fun is to poke one (with needle)
And let it fly away! HEY!
Hair free boobs
Sexy boobs
Bouncing all the way
Oh, what fun is to see all the (perverted) men stare at them!
Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer by both
Alan the blue haired fluter
Had a very shiny flute
And if you ever saw it
You would even see some cardians
All the other aliens
Used to call him stupid
The never let fat Alan
Join in any orchestras!
Then one farty winter
The doom tree came to say,
"Alan with your shiny flute,
won't you get some energy for me?"
Then all the other aliens got jealous of him
As they screamed and cried,
"Alan the blue haired fluter
is still the stupidest!"
Silent Night by both
Silent Ann
Fat Ann
She is mean
She is mad
Very wrinkled and hot-tempered
With all that pink and blue hair
Why does she have to blow her top?
Why can she just shut up?!
Oh Christmas tree By Moon Venus-Chan
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Why are you taking our energy?
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Just mind your own business
Of course, you don't have a business
Cause you stay in one place
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Can't you just leave us alone?
The Grinch song! By both
You're a mean one, Queen Beryl
You're mean and fat and evil!
You're slimy and smelly
And Take our energy
Queen Berrrryl!!
(Tux mask) "You took control of me,
stupid, QUEEN BERYL!!"
You're a mean one, Queen Beryl.
Your dumb and don't know how to drive (so what?)
You just think of yourself, and not something like my self
Queen Beryl!
(Zoisite) "She's a lousy leader!
AND THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!"
(Grinch music in background with Queen Beryl laughing like professor Tomoe)
This song is not a Sailor Moon song, but I put it here anyway because it's funny. It's by my other friend, Jocelyn. She wrote this after a horrible 6th grade teacher she used to have. (Mr. D is his short name). She was once though him in bikini briefs and though it WAS DISGUSTING, so that's how she made up this song.
Here comes Santa Clause!
Here comes Mr. D
Here comes Mr. D
Right down grim grin lane
Home works and line slips
Detentions and lectures
The tortures all the same
(Mr. D) "To see me in
bikini briefs are such a horrible sight!
So take out a paper and a pencil
Cause we're having homework tonight!"
Okay! That's all!! If we come up with at least 5 reviews, we'll make more carols.
Until then, see ya!
By Moon Venus-chan and 'Pom Lover'
Hello! Welcome to the silliness of Christmas Carols and stuff! We know it's too late for Christmas, but we've just found ff.net, and decided to post it!!
Oh, and you won't find 'Pom Lover' in ff.net (she's my friend). If you want to e-mail her it's venusmai@aol.com, or just simply review and we'll read. Thanks! E-mail me too if you want at realmsmv19@hotmail.com!! Thank you again and enjoy!
(ps. If you want to review, please put a note that indicates who it is to which author)
(forgot what Christmas title this is)
by 'Pom Lover'.
Hark! Prince Diamond sings
Over turning everything!
Measure h and measure f
It as if he is deaf!
"What?" he asks, "Do people know, I'm the one who runs this show!!"
He is dumb and he is drunk
Works for wiiiiiiiiseman
Hark! The one who wrote this is sure to stick
Went out to his butt
I daily kick!
Deck the halls! By both
Deck the halls with wiseman folly
Fa la la la la la la la la la
It's the time for him be stupid!
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Pull his cloak and make him hear,
"FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!
It's the time to ruin your new year!"
Fa la la la la la la la la la!!!!!!
Santa is coming to town! By both
(This may be gross and immature, but this is all we could think of, AND NO, WE WEREN'T DOING IT ALL DAY, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!)
You better watch out
You should have hold your nose
You should have run away I'm telling you why!
Rubeus is going to faaaaart!
*repeat
He knows when you are farting
He knows what's in your poop
He knows when you have diarrhea (eeewww!)
So, please be constipated
Soooooo
You better watch out
You better run away
Or else you'll be fartin' all day
Rubeus is going to faaart!
Yeah!
Rockin' around! By Both!
Rockin' around the candy cane
Cause sapphire wants to eat it
But we can't let him because
he is related to prince diamond
Rockin' around the lollipop
Cause sapphire wants to eat
But we can't him because he is
Enraged and acting like King Kong
You will see that he loves candy
Voices saying that "Eat us, or you'll be very sorry!"
Rockin' around the chocolate deer
Cause sapphire wants to eat it
But we can't let him because he is
Such a dorky DWEEB!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!
Yeah!
Jingle bells By 'Pom Lover'
(okay, this is probably the nastiest one, and don't flame me!! 'Pom Lover' did it! She has the twisted mind!! This also doesn't relate to any sailor moon character, but 'Pom Lover' said that it related to Emerald's #ahem# )
Big fat boobs!
Big fat boobs!
Bouncing all the way!
Oh, what fun is to poke one (with needle)
And let it fly away! HEY!
Hair free boobs
Sexy boobs
Bouncing all the way
Oh, what fun is to see all the (perverted) men stare at them!
Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer by both
Alan the blue haired fluter
Had a very shiny flute
And if you ever saw it
You would even see some cardians
All the other aliens
Used to call him stupid
The never let fat Alan
Join in any orchestras!
Then one farty winter
The doom tree came to say,
"Alan with your shiny flute,
won't you get some energy for me?"
Then all the other aliens got jealous of him
As they screamed and cried,
"Alan the blue haired fluter
is still the stupidest!"
Silent Night by both
Silent Ann
Fat Ann
She is mean
She is mad
Very wrinkled and hot-tempered
With all that pink and blue hair
Why does she have to blow her top?
Why can she just shut up?!
Oh Christmas tree By Moon Venus-Chan
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Why are you taking our energy?
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Just mind your own business
Of course, you don't have a business
Cause you stay in one place
Oh, doom tree
Oh, doom tree
Can't you just leave us alone?
The Grinch song! By both
You're a mean one, Queen Beryl
You're mean and fat and evil!
You're slimy and smelly
And Take our energy
Queen Berrrryl!!
(Tux mask) "You took control of me,
stupid, QUEEN BERYL!!"
You're a mean one, Queen Beryl.
Your dumb and don't know how to drive (so what?)
You just think of yourself, and not something like my self
Queen Beryl!
(Zoisite) "She's a lousy leader!
AND THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!"
(Grinch music in background with Queen Beryl laughing like professor Tomoe)
This song is not a Sailor Moon song, but I put it here anyway because it's funny. It's by my other friend, Jocelyn. She wrote this after a horrible 6th grade teacher she used to have. (Mr. D is his short name). She was once though him in bikini briefs and though it WAS DISGUSTING, so that's how she made up this song.
Here comes Santa Clause!
Here comes Mr. D
Here comes Mr. D
Right down grim grin lane
Home works and line slips
Detentions and lectures
The tortures all the same
(Mr. D) "To see me in
bikini briefs are such a horrible sight!
So take out a paper and a pencil
Cause we're having homework tonight!"
Okay! That's all!! If we come up with at least 5 reviews, we'll make more carols.
Until then, see ya!
