Christmas carols and other stuff

By Moon Venus-chan and 'Pom Lover'

Hello! Welcome to the silliness of Christmas Carols and stuff! We know it's too late for Christmas, but we've just found ff.net, and decided to post it!!

Oh, and you won't find 'Pom Lover' in ff.net (she's my friend). If you want to e-mail her it's venusmai@aol.com, or just simply review and we'll read. Thanks! E-mail me too if you want at realmsmv19@hotmail.com!! Thank you again and enjoy!

(ps. If you want to review, please put a note that indicates who it is to which author)

(forgot what Christmas title this is)

by 'Pom Lover'.

Hark! Prince Diamond sings

Over turning everything!

Measure h and measure f

It as if he is deaf!

"What?" he asks, "Do people know, I'm the one who runs this show!!"

He is dumb and he is drunk

Works for wiiiiiiiiseman

Hark! The one who wrote this is sure to stick

Went out to his butt

I daily kick!



Deck the halls! By both

Deck the halls with wiseman folly

Fa la la la la la la la la la

It's the time for him be stupid!

Fa la la la la la la la la la

Pull his cloak and make him hear,

"FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!

It's the time to ruin your new year!"

Fa la la la la la la la la la!!!!!!



Santa is coming to town! By both

(This may be gross and immature, but this is all we could think of, AND NO, WE WEREN'T DOING IT ALL DAY, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!)



You better watch out

You should have hold your nose

You should have run away I'm telling you why!

Rubeus is going to faaaaart!

*repeat

He knows when you are farting

He knows what's in your poop

He knows when you have diarrhea (eeewww!)

So, please be constipated

Soooooo

You better watch out

You better run away

Or else you'll be fartin' all day

Rubeus is going to faaart!

Yeah!



Rockin' around! By Both!



Rockin' around the candy cane

Cause sapphire wants to eat it

But we can't let him because

he is related to prince diamond

Rockin' around the lollipop

Cause sapphire wants to eat

But we can't him because he is

Enraged and acting like King Kong

You will see that he loves candy

Voices saying that "Eat us, or you'll be very sorry!"

Rockin' around the chocolate deer

Cause sapphire wants to eat it

But we can't let him because he is

Such a dorky DWEEB!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!

Yeah!



Jingle bells By 'Pom Lover'

(okay, this is probably the nastiest one, and don't flame me!! 'Pom Lover' did it! She has the twisted mind!! This also doesn't relate to any sailor moon character, but 'Pom Lover' said that it related to Emerald's #ahem# )



Big fat boobs!

Big fat boobs!

Bouncing all the way!

Oh, what fun is to poke one (with needle)

And let it fly away! HEY!

Hair free boobs

Sexy boobs

Bouncing all the way

Oh, what fun is to see all the (perverted) men stare at them!



Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer by both

Alan the blue haired fluter

Had a very shiny flute

And if you ever saw it

You would even see some cardians

All the other aliens

Used to call him stupid

The never let fat Alan

Join in any orchestras!

Then one farty winter

The doom tree came to say,

"Alan with your shiny flute,

won't you get some energy for me?"

Then all the other aliens got jealous of him

As they screamed and cried,

"Alan the blue haired fluter

is still the stupidest!"



Silent Night by both

Silent Ann

Fat Ann

She is mean

She is mad

Very wrinkled and hot-tempered

With all that pink and blue hair

Why does she have to blow her top?

Why can she just shut up?!



Oh Christmas tree By Moon Venus-Chan

Oh, doom tree

Oh, doom tree

Why are you taking our energy?

Oh, doom tree

Oh, doom tree

Just mind your own business

Of course, you don't have a business

Cause you stay in one place

Oh, doom tree

Oh, doom tree

Can't you just leave us alone?

The Grinch song! By both

You're a mean one, Queen Beryl

You're mean and fat and evil!

You're slimy and smelly

And Take our energy

Queen Berrrryl!!

(Tux mask) "You took control of me,

stupid, QUEEN BERYL!!"

You're a mean one, Queen Beryl.

Your dumb and don't know how to drive (so what?)

You just think of yourself, and not something like my self

Queen Beryl!

(Zoisite) "She's a lousy leader!

AND THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!"

(Grinch music in background with Queen Beryl laughing like professor Tomoe)



This song is not a Sailor Moon song, but I put it here anyway because it's funny. It's by my other friend, Jocelyn. She wrote this after a horrible 6th grade teacher she used to have. (Mr. D is his short name). She was once though him in bikini briefs and though it WAS DISGUSTING, so that's how she made up this song.

Here comes Santa Clause!

Here comes Mr. D

Here comes Mr. D

Right down grim grin lane

Home works and line slips

Detentions and lectures

The tortures all the same

(Mr. D) "To see me in

bikini briefs are such a horrible sight!

So take out a paper and a pencil

Cause we're having homework tonight!"

Okay! That's all!! If we come up with at least 5 reviews, we'll make more carols.

Until then, see ya!