Announcer 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages!
Welcome to the greatest show on earth!
Sailor Mars punches Announcer 1.
Sailor Mars: Moron! That's for the circus, not for Moon Combat!
Announcer 1: *Hand over eye.* Okay! I'm sorry!
Sailor Moon enters, late as usual.
Sailor Mars: *Winks.* Just doing my job!
Sailor Moon laughs hysterically.
Sailor Mars: Quit braying like a donkey, meatball head!
Sailor Moon: Ohhh! Rei-chan! You are soooo mean to me!
Announcer 2: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I think we are finally ready.
Announcer 1: Excuse me. I will be replaced by this person *gestures to Sailor Mercury* while I go to the doctor. I think my eye is permanently damaged.
Sailor Mars shrugs.
Sailor Mercury: Oh, I'm sorry sir, but I just can't. You see, I have a really big exam tomorrow, and I really must study. I only came here to remind Usagi-chan to study.
Announcer 1: Well, how about…
Sailor Venus jumps up from her seat.
Sailor Venus: I'll be the announcer!
Announcer 1: Fine.
He hands the microphone to Sailor Venus, then leaves.
Sailor Moon: Okay, already! Hurry up! I'm getting hungry!
Mamoru-san enters the building.
Sailor Moon: Oh! Wait a minute! Take all the time you want.
She runs toward Mamoru-san, and she attaches herself to him like a leach.
Mamoru-san: Hi, Usagi-chan! I brought Chibi Usa-chan to watch the combat.
Sailor Moon sticks her tongue out.
Sailor Moon: Awww, why'd you go and bring that brat?
Chibi Usa-chan enters, and glares at Sailor Moon. Then she transforms.
Chibi Usa-chan: Moon Prism Power! In the name of the future moon, I will punish you for calling me a brat!
Announcer 2: Well, now we just need our contestants to get here. Has anyone seen Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Pluto?
Sailor Venus: Oh, them. They can't make it. Sailor Jupiter is training somewhere, and Sailor Pluto had to deal with some disturbance at the Time Gate.
Announcer 2: Then how will we have the match?
Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon are going at it tooth and nail.
Sailor Mars: I know! Toss meatball head and Chibi Usa into the ring!
Sailor Mars bodily drags Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon into the ring. Sailor Moon leaps at Chibi Moon. Sailor Mars jumps in and punches Sailor Moon.
Sailor Mars: Don't start until the bell rings, Sailor Moon brain!
Sailor Moon glares at Sailor Mars.
Doooong!
Sailor Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Sailor Venus: It looks like Sailor Chibi Moon isn't about to loose!
Sailor Moon: Oh shut up Venus! She will loose!
Sailor Mars: Don't yell at Venus, or I'll yank your hair out of its little meatballs!
Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Magic!
The tiara heads straight for Sailor Mars. Sailor Mars was trying to flirt with Mamoru-san, so she didn't see the tiara coming. It hits her in the back of the head, and she buckles to her knees. Mamoru-san catches her.
Sailor Moon: Mamoru-san! What are you doing? Mars, you leave him alone! He's my guy!
Sailor Mars: Shut up, baka moron. He's just keeping me from falling, since you had the audacity to throw your stupid tin tiara at me.
Sailor Moon: Hey! It's not tin!
Sailor Chibi Moon jumps on Sailor Moon and starts kicking her. Sailor Moon punches Sailor Chibi Moon. Sailor Chibi Moon and Sailor Moon both start screeching and wailing.
Announcer 2: Ahhh! Make them stop! My ears! Ohhh! My ears!
Sailor Venus: Okay, folks. It looks like a tie. Since both contestants are down for the count, I declare that there is no winner!
Sailor Mars punches Announcer 1.
Sailor Mars: Moron! That's for the circus, not for Moon Combat!
Announcer 1: *Hand over eye.* Okay! I'm sorry!
Sailor Moon enters, late as usual.
Sailor Mars: *Winks.* Just doing my job!
Sailor Moon laughs hysterically.
Sailor Mars: Quit braying like a donkey, meatball head!
Sailor Moon: Ohhh! Rei-chan! You are soooo mean to me!
Announcer 2: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I think we are finally ready.
Announcer 1: Excuse me. I will be replaced by this person *gestures to Sailor Mercury* while I go to the doctor. I think my eye is permanently damaged.
Sailor Mars shrugs.
Sailor Mercury: Oh, I'm sorry sir, but I just can't. You see, I have a really big exam tomorrow, and I really must study. I only came here to remind Usagi-chan to study.
Announcer 1: Well, how about…
Sailor Venus jumps up from her seat.
Sailor Venus: I'll be the announcer!
Announcer 1: Fine.
He hands the microphone to Sailor Venus, then leaves.
Sailor Moon: Okay, already! Hurry up! I'm getting hungry!
Mamoru-san enters the building.
Sailor Moon: Oh! Wait a minute! Take all the time you want.
She runs toward Mamoru-san, and she attaches herself to him like a leach.
Mamoru-san: Hi, Usagi-chan! I brought Chibi Usa-chan to watch the combat.
Sailor Moon sticks her tongue out.
Sailor Moon: Awww, why'd you go and bring that brat?
Chibi Usa-chan enters, and glares at Sailor Moon. Then she transforms.
Chibi Usa-chan: Moon Prism Power! In the name of the future moon, I will punish you for calling me a brat!
Announcer 2: Well, now we just need our contestants to get here. Has anyone seen Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Pluto?
Sailor Venus: Oh, them. They can't make it. Sailor Jupiter is training somewhere, and Sailor Pluto had to deal with some disturbance at the Time Gate.
Announcer 2: Then how will we have the match?
Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon are going at it tooth and nail.
Sailor Mars: I know! Toss meatball head and Chibi Usa into the ring!
Sailor Mars bodily drags Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon into the ring. Sailor Moon leaps at Chibi Moon. Sailor Mars jumps in and punches Sailor Moon.
Sailor Mars: Don't start until the bell rings, Sailor Moon brain!
Sailor Moon glares at Sailor Mars.
Doooong!
Sailor Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Sailor Venus: It looks like Sailor Chibi Moon isn't about to loose!
Sailor Moon: Oh shut up Venus! She will loose!
Sailor Mars: Don't yell at Venus, or I'll yank your hair out of its little meatballs!
Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Magic!
The tiara heads straight for Sailor Mars. Sailor Mars was trying to flirt with Mamoru-san, so she didn't see the tiara coming. It hits her in the back of the head, and she buckles to her knees. Mamoru-san catches her.
Sailor Moon: Mamoru-san! What are you doing? Mars, you leave him alone! He's my guy!
Sailor Mars: Shut up, baka moron. He's just keeping me from falling, since you had the audacity to throw your stupid tin tiara at me.
Sailor Moon: Hey! It's not tin!
Sailor Chibi Moon jumps on Sailor Moon and starts kicking her. Sailor Moon punches Sailor Chibi Moon. Sailor Chibi Moon and Sailor Moon both start screeching and wailing.
Announcer 2: Ahhh! Make them stop! My ears! Ohhh! My ears!
Sailor Venus: Okay, folks. It looks like a tie. Since both contestants are down for the count, I declare that there is no winner!
