#Hi! 'tis the dimsel! Sorry for taking so long to get this one out, School tests coming up and I thought i should at least PRETEND to study.

Anyways...back to the story, if you need a reminder, Alicia is mine, everything else is not. So don't try to sue me cuz, it'd be pointless. ok? ok.

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Security office, J. Edgar Hoover building

Joe sat drinking day old coffee and gazing at the tourists as they passed through the metal detectors. And the hot moms. *Ohhhh there's a pretty one." He thought as a 30 something woman toting here kid walked by in tight capri's. He purposely halted the x-ray conveyor belt so she'd have to stay around a little longer. Finally after a disapproving look from his superior he let her get her things and pass. Lucky for him, another young woman passed his way. *Whoa way Waaaay young* Un fortunaty she didn't have any bags so he couldn't detain her. *Oh well. * He looked past her. *HELLLLO! *

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Alicia pretended not to notice the guards stare as she strode past him, and headed for the fire stairs. *They'll probably be the fastest to the basement, now if I can only remember the way...*

She came down the last flight and looked down the bare hall. Only one door was illuminated. *Well now, THAT'S handy. * She moved towards the door and casually went in. *Well it's good to know that I wasn't the cause of the mess in here. * However the agents were not in, so she sat down in Mulders' chair and waited. And waited. Alicia got bored really fast, and soon found herself leafing through the numerous files in the office. *Hey they may be on demons. I'm the Slayer; I should know these things. * She justified to herself. *Fluke-man?, Aliens, ah here we are...Vampires. What's this scribbled in the margin...Bucktooth? * She heard the doorknob turn. *Ay* she put everything back and hurriedly crouched behind the desk.

Mulder entered the room, and looked around, he could have sworn he heard someone in here a few seconds ago...

Alicia having ascertained that Mulder was not a threat stood up from behind the desk. "Yo." She said.

Mulder looked at her. "Hey. Um...how did you get in here?" *Again! *

"Um...my dashing good looks and charming wit?" Alicia said sheepishly.

"Do we not have security in this building?" Mulder said to himself more than her. "Anyways, what are you doing here? If Skinner found out, he'd have you locked up so fast."

"Oi, I was in the sewer, looking for the demon, when I realized where I was and thought I could get a ride."

"Oh, well, were you looking through my files?"

"Uh-Yeah, sorry."

"No it's not a problem, I was gonna get you to do it eventually anyways, just to see if any of these are related to demon or the like."

"Yeah, some of this stuff is REALLY weird, but I'm not the one you should be asking about this, My watcher would know far more than I would." *Speaking of...* "Can I use your phone?"

"Sure." Mulder said waving around as if trying to locate it. After a few seconds he followed the cord and pulled the phone from under a file. "Here, dial 9 to get out."

"Thanks." Alicia said and punched in Warren's number. She waited. "Oi, he's still not home, where the Hell is he?!" She slammed the phone down.

"umm...?" Mulder said not really sure what to do.

*I hope he's okay* Alicia thought. *Maybe he went out on patrol, and he-he-* She sat down hard. *No he's to smart for that. Still...*

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Scully's house.

"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath-time SO much FUN!" The Platinum haired, hundred year old plus creature of the night, Spike, was sitting in the bathtub utterly surrounded by raspberry-scented bubbles.

He picked up a foamy back scrubber and continued singing at the top of his lungs.

KNOCK KNOCK!!! Some one was at the door.

Cursing, Spike pulled himself out of the tub, donned himself with Dana Scullys' pink bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. With the back-scrubber still in hand he descended the stairs and opened up the front door, careful to stay out of the sun.

Rupert Giles stuck his head in the door...and immediately burst out laughing.

"Oh bloody hell, it's you blokes." William the Bloody said tightening the robe around him.

The rest of the group entered the house and had the same reaction as Giles. Xander actually fell on the ground.

Spike sighed in annoyance and closed the door. "Well it took you long enough to get here."

There came a very British sounding cough from the other side of the room, from Giles trying to contain his laughter. "Umm...Spike." He began between snickers. "You have a slayer here, no?"

"No."

They all stopped and stared at him.

"She's not here for the moment; she's looking for the Demon."

The Scoobies looked at each other, wondering what they should do next; Spike went up to his bath.

TBC.... Same BAT time! SAME BAT CHANNEL!! *damn straight*